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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Sep 19, 2019. 9 comments

With my teeth extractions still healing, I'm reminded to get a stronger blender.

With my teeth extractions still healing, I'm reminded to get a stronger blender.

I’m getting there. Jamba Juice, oatmeal, and a bit of soft serve seems to take the edge off. And my wife made some killer soup and I almost finished a bowl of extremely soft gnocchi.

Nothing to make you feel middle aged like sitting at home with chipmunk cheeks, healing extremely slowly

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Sep 18, 2019. 21 comments

Sometimes the accident finds you, through no fault of your own.

Sometimes the accident finds you, through no fault of your own.

Found this today. Stay safe out there, and just remember that you can’t dodge everything.

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Aug 14, 2019. 6 comments

Cars.com does an American-made Index for 2019.

Cars.com does an American-made Index for 2019.

It relies heavily on the American Automobile Labeling Act.

The winner is the Jeep Cherokee but is the only Jeep in the top 15. Honda/Acura come up the most followed by Chevy/GMC.

Top 15 list is at the bottom, followed by the reference link.

Last redesigned in 2017, the American-Made Index considers five key factors for each model:

The final-assembly locationThe origin of parts in the car as...

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jul 27, 2019. 7 comments

RPlate: Unnecessary Digital Car Plates as a Service

RPlate: Unnecessary Digital Car Plates as a Service

Just caught an advert for this in my feed elsewhere.

This thing is surreal. Only 350 bucks and 3-8 bucks a month forever, and you can... have a plate. But only in CA or AZ.

This thing clearly is for the tech bros who have a lot of fuck you money from an IPO and want to show it off in a way that doesn’t involve a website or sharing social media.

I did want a way to tactfully communicate with my...

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jul 23, 2019. 21 comments

The Impact of the C8 on My Car Communities

The Impact of the C8 on My Car Communities

I’d like to talk just a few moments about its impact in the car communities I am part of (present company excluded, as you know what you’ve done, Oppo)

1. The NSX FB groups are up in a tizzy arguing about its validity compared to a NA1 or NA2 for equivalent pricing. They are split pretty much half and half about why anyone would buy a NA1 now, or if the NSX badge (classic collectible...

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jul 19, 2019. 7 comments

I am flabbergasted by the c8.

I am flabbergasted by the c8.

I might work a bit harder for a few more years.

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jul 05, 2019.

I think I've found a new car to shoot for. 

I think I've found a new car to shoot for. 

Oppo, please feel free to tell me why I am wrong/stupid/otherwise misinformed. But I think the Z06 is the ideal final car to shoot for horsepower whore like myself, but still want to turn once in a while.

And not spend 6 figures, just mid 5s.

Edit: Thanks for all the opinions and have a happy Friday.

VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jul 03, 2019.

Have you had your car roasted lately?

Have you had your car roasted lately?

Here are some choice roasts:

It took you 38 years to feel outdated - prompting you to buy a machine that is, already outdated. It’s all downhill from here.

Looks like you bought it pre-owned at a Caddy dealer; enjoy your used Chevy, it’ll be worth $20k in 5 years.

When you’re 38 and still want to impress the chick that curved you in high school

So, when is your penis enlargement surgery scheduled...

VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jun 27, 2019.

Deboning Hot Wings as a Service

Deboning Hot Wings as a Service

Here is the situation.

I love hot wings. Eating chicken in hot wing form is typically pretty low on carb but high on flavor. It is superior to most boneless wings as they are essentially just chicken nuggets which tons of breading, occasionally which has so much breading you don’t get much chicken at all. And they’re about 2x calorically dense for less meat.

I am also one of the world’s...

VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jun 13, 2019. 9 comments

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jun 05, 2019. 24 comments

Horrific Temecula Freeway Crash YT footage (Cali)

Horrific Temecula Freeway Crash YT footage (Cali)

Note: Violence warning - Heavy crash, no gore (2:26 impact) also, some language

The driver of the truck is in police custody and is suspected of DUI.

The woman in the first grey car that was hit is reported dead. The video shows there was barely anything she could have done. You can’t avoid everything.

Several other people are injured.

Don’t drink and drive. Pay attention to the road....

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jun 04, 2019. 6 comments

If I understand UK PCP financing correctly, that's like a car lease in the US.

If I understand UK PCP financing correctly, that's like a car lease in the US.

I guess that Youtubers like this mean that the kids that won’t stop screaming in class for attention are the ones who are winning the clickbait wars.

This is a screenshot, not a video. 

YouTuber Has Financing on BMW M4 Cancelled After Bragging About Heavy Mods

It turns out doing internal engine work to a car you don't technically own is frowned upon.

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Jun 02, 2019. 16 comments

Names for your car, Oppo style

Names for your car, Oppo style

What names do you give your cars? I’ll start.

Marinara McTopperbottoms

Which changed to the NyanSX or Nyacura depending who you talked to

When I lost that, went to the Thundercougarfalconbird

And picked up what my wife calls the Bubblebutt and I call the Frump Rump

Now I’ve got the White Power

And added some BlueBalls the Molestor

What about you Oppo

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits May 23, 2019. 15 comments

2016 Hyundai Veloster Turbo R-Spec: Ask Me Anything!

2016 Hyundai Veloster Turbo R-Spec: Ask Me Anything!

Hey Oppo, looks like 2019 is going to be my official year of financial hemorrhage.

I have now two car purchases under my belt for the year as well as redoing the tile roof on the house (not shown) and replacing the dying water heater and also a new water softener as that is also dead.

I just have to buy the wife a 2019 Civic before tax season next year. And then I am DONE.

Meet BlueBalls, the...

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits May 16, 2019. 11 comments

Oppo Quick Take: 2009 Toyota Yaris Manual / 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatch Manual

Oppo Quick Take: 2009 Toyota Yaris Manual / 2019 Toyota Corolla Hatch Manual

Avondale Toyota, who are apparently fans of Vipers, courteously allowed me to test drive both a new and old Toyota while I was down in the area and decided to check it out. To explain what the Viper thing is about, the salesroom greeter made a simple mistake which I am now capitalizing on. The actual salesman I had (Hi Luis! if you find this) recognized it as a Corvette right away, so all is...

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits May 14, 2019. 13 comments

Found this on AutoTrader and it's Adorable

Found this on AutoTrader and it's Adorable

A 2009 Toyota Yaris 3 door hatch.

106 hp.

A 5 speed manual transmission.

60/40 split folding seat.

Just shy of 150k miles on it. What do you think, Oppo? 

https://www.avondaletoyota.com/used/Toyota/2009-Toyota-Yaris-avondale+phoenix+arizona-9c2e94510a0e0adf72d181197b2cc68a.htm

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits May 10, 2019. 17 comments

I'm concerned about speaking English today

I'm concerned about speaking English today

I’ve had three completely different misunderstandings with 3 completely different types of people with three completely different topics.

Each time, the misunderstanding involved a different facet of conversation - topic, tone, and intent.

Each time, it left me ridiculously confused as to exactly what the hell the other person was on about.

Each time it was up to me to bridge the gap.

Each time...

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits May 01, 2019. 21 comments

Oppo Question: Manual drivers, what are your shifting/driving habits (With long explanations)

Oppo Question: Manual drivers, what are your shifting/driving habits (With long explanations)

Edit: Thanks for all the feedback Oppo, in agreement and dissent. I genuinely appreciate all of it. 

A recent comment I made on front page seemed to have sparked the irritation of several people when I stated that having a manual prevents me from fiddling with my phone too often - which it does. But I shift my manual like an auto would shift, I upshift often for economy and downshift often for...

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Apr 23, 2019. 5 comments

Chandler Cars and Coffee, Truncated, 4-20-19

Chandler Cars and Coffee, Truncated, 4-20-19

I’ve got no skill with photography and barely any skill in writing to express anything. I was going to post this last weekend but ran out of time and energy, so here is the photo dump instead.

Full album link. Sorry I’m crap at photos. 

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VajazzleMcDildertits VajazzleMcDildertits Apr 19, 2019. 20 comments

Tire Choice Considerations Pre/Post Car Purchases

Tire Choice Considerations Pre/Post Car Purchases

I don’t know if everyone is already doing this, as the majority of cars have tires and wheel options available en masse, but it could still be useful to check the intended wheel and tire sizes for the car that you are acquiring before you buy it.

My NSX had a staggered 16"/17" wheel setup (aftermarket) that was a challenge to find tires with the right dimensions for the fronts without going a...

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