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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 28, 2019. 2 comments

Someone Should Put The Warriors In Rice

Someone Should Put The Warriors In Rice

After the Clippers beat the brakes off the Warriors on Friday, coach Steve Kerr offered the following foreboding quote to reporters about what his team should expect for the remainder of the season:

“This is not a one-off, this is the reality,” Kerr said. “There’s going to be nights like this this year. You’ve got to play through it, you’ve got to keep fighting and keep getting better. That’s...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 28, 2019. 2 comments

The Refs Screwed The Bucs Over By Making Them Rely On Jameis Winston

The Refs Screwed The Bucs Over By Making Them Rely On Jameis Winston

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers were given a lifeline late in their game against the Tennessee Titans on Sunday. On a 4th-and-2, it certainly appeared as though the Titans were lining up to kick the field goal and extend their lead to 30-23. However, when the ball was snapped to Brett Kern he picked it up and tried to run for the first down, in the hopes that the trick play would catch Tampa Bay off...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 28, 2019. 1 comments

The Bucs Just Can't Get Out Of Their Own Way

The Bucs Just Can't Get Out Of Their Own Way

Tampa Bay’s offense is at its worst whenever Mike Evans doesn’t have the ball. Case in point is this 3rd-and-goal play with the offense just four yards from the end zone. What should have been a simple hand off to running back Dare Ogunbowale turned into a comedy of errors as Breshad Perriman jacked up his teammate while motioning to the other side of the field.

Either Perriman didn’t know...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 28, 2019. 3 comments

Astros Accomplish Bare Minimum, Retract Statement Smearing Sports Illustrated's Stephanie Apstein

Astros Accomplish Bare Minimum, Retract Statement Smearing Sports Illustrated's Stephanie Apstein

The Houston Astros have finally retracted their statement which claimed that Sports Illustrated’s Stephanie Apstein was “fabricating” her story about former assistant GM Brandon Taubman yelling “Thank God we got Osuna! I’m so fucking glad we got Osuna!” at a group of female reporters after the team’s Game 6 ALCS win over the Yankees. Closer Roberto Osuna—who was suspended for 75 games last...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 27, 2019. 1 comments

Bow Down Before The Mighty Devin Booker And His Unstoppable Phoenix Suns

Bow Down Before The Mighty Devin Booker And His Unstoppable Phoenix Suns

I don’t want to alarm you, but you should begin to prepare for a world where the Phoenix Suns are NBA champions. It’s the only logical conclusion one could come to after one of the league’s sorriest franchises beat the Clippers on Saturday, 130-122, without their starting center (Deandre Ayton) or point guard (Ricky Rubio), and on the second night of a back-to-back where the previous...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 27, 2019. 9 comments

Deadspin Up All Night: It's A Combat Zone

Deadspin Up All Night: It's A Combat Zone

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Remember, if you have any questions, comments or concerns about our site, you can always email Luis. He absolutely loves getting those. See y’all tomorrow.

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 27, 2019. 5 comments

Florida State Deploys Some Form Of Witchcraft To Save Broken Trick Play

Florida State Deploys Some Form Of Witchcraft To Save Broken Trick Play

One of the clearest signs that a trick play is going to shit is when the players involved in said trickery start to look frantic in their movements. This is exactly where Syracuse had Florida State with about three-and-a-half minutes left in the first half on Saturday.

Right from the start of the play, it was clear the Orange knew what was going on. Sure, some players on defense initially...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 27, 2019. 3 comments

Report: Young Southampton Fan Somehow Still Believes In Team, Even After 9-0 Loss To Leicester

Report: Young Southampton Fan Somehow Still Believes In Team, Even After 9-0 Loss To Leicester

At least one Southampton supporter was still behind the team well into a rout that ended up tying the record for largest victory in Premier League history: a 13-year-old named Tom. It’d be easy for any young teenager to jump ship from a team that they just witnessed be on the wrong end of a 9-0 loss, but Tom’s father Mike told the BBC that his son was surprisingly not swayed from wanting to...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 27, 2019. 21 comments

Oklahoma's Playoff Chances Might Have Just Died Because Of A Couple Frames Of Video

Oklahoma's Playoff Chances Might Have Just Died Because Of A Couple Frames Of Video

Let’s get the obvious out of the way now: Kansas State’s performance on Saturday against No. 5 Oklahoma was, for all intents and purposes, deserving of a victory. But that’s what makes exactly how the 48-41 win was sealed all the more frustrating.

With less than 13 minutes left in the game, Wildcats running back James Gilbert ran the two yards required to make it into the end zone and give his...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 27, 2019. 14 comments

Christian Pulisic Finally Scored His First Premier League Goal [Updates]

Christian Pulisic Finally Scored His First Premier League Goal [Updates]

American superstar Christian Pulisic made the most of his position in Chelsea’s starting lineup against Burnley on Saturday. A little over 20 minutes into the match, the wunderkind found himself on a breakaway with just on defender to his side. After slowing down to allow another Burnley defender to catch up and make the angle necessary for a goal that much more difficult, Pulisic slotted his...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 26, 2019.

Did Stephen Jackson Confirm Tony Parker's Infidelity With Brent Barry's Ex-Wife?

Did Stephen Jackson Confirm Tony Parker's Infidelity With Brent Barry's Ex-Wife?

Former NBA players Stephen Jackson and Matt Barnes are the latest athletes to join the ridiculously oversaturated world of podcasting—don’t forget to subscribe to ours , by the way—with a show called “All the Smoke.” The focus, as outlined in this interview with CBS Sports, is for the two hosts to have an unfiltered platform to talk shit about whatever, or whoever, they want. As this clip...

Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 26, 2019. 3 comments

Obese Cat Hates Exercising As Much As You Do

Obese Cat Hates Exercising As Much As You Do

This absolute unit of a cat is Cinderblock, an obese feline who was surrendered to a veterinary hospital in Bellington, Wash. sometime this past week so that she could be properly treated for her, uhh, weight problem. Cinderblock started making viral rounds online when Northshore Veterinary Hospital posted a video of her being rather displeased at the fact that she had to move her legs.

The...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 26, 2019. 3 comments

Nats Send Big Wet President To World Series After Failing To Send Runners Home

Nats Send Big Wet President To World Series After Failing To Send Runners Home

In the 1976 film Freaky Friday, a mother and daughter learn to forgive one another after a Friday the 13th spell forces the two to switch bodies for a day and experience the other’s life. The lesson at the end is that one of the best ways to resolve conflicts is by seeing the world through another person’s perspective. Unfortunately, this case of swapped identity doesn’t always result in a...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 25, 2019. 2 comments

Adam Silver Says Issues Between U.S. And China Have "Absolutely Nothing To Do With The NBA"

Adam Silver Says Issues Between U.S. And China Have "Absolutely Nothing To Do With The NBA"

At the beginning of Inside the NBA on Thursday, Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley sat with commissioner Adam Silver just a couple days after the crew tackled the league’s China debacle for the first time this season. As a quick note for context about this segment’s somber tone and pacing, the crew spent the first couple minutes of the show discussing the death of Shaq’s sister,...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 25, 2019. 3 comments

Nate Diaz Pulls Out Of UFC Event, Claims "Your All On Steroids Not Me"

Nate Diaz Pulls Out Of UFC Event, Claims "Your All On Steroids Not Me"

The battle for the Baddest Motherfucker in the Game will not be happening at UFC 244, as Nate Diaz has pulled out of the event. The 34-year-old welterweight provided a strange explanation for his withdrawal from the fight against Jorge Masvidal on Twitter, which included a claim that UFC asked him to keep the results of a drug test quiet.

Im not gonna make it out to NYC for fight week next...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 25, 2019. 10 comments

Astros Fire Brandon Taubman, Now Need To Fire Whoever Smeared Stephanie Apstein

Astros Fire Brandon Taubman, Now Need To Fire Whoever Smeared Stephanie Apstein

The Houston Astros have fired assistant GM Brandon Taubman for conduct that “does not reflect the values” of the organization, according to a team statement released on Thursday.

Stephanie Apstein of Sports Illustrated published a report on Monday revealing that Taubman had taunted three female reporters about the Astros signing closer Roberto Osuna, who was suspended for 75 games last season...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 21, 2019. 10 comments

Deadspin Up All Night: Back On A Greenback Hunt

Deadspin Up All Night: Back On A Greenback Hunt

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. I’m sure someone will be here tomorrow.

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 21, 2019. 17 comments

This Is What The Ravens Drafted Lamar Jackson For

This Is What The Ravens Drafted Lamar Jackson For

At some point in the third quarter of Ravens-Seahawks, something snapped inside of Lamar Jackson. The offense he was running hadn’t gotten a whole lot going, only settling for field goals, and his team was only tied with Seattle because of a Marcus Peters pick-six . Yet there Jackson was, having driven his team to the Seahawks’ 16-yard line with a series of runs that the defense appeared...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 21, 2019. 7 comments

Marcus Peters's Lie Paid Off

Marcus Peters's Lie Paid Off

There was no hiding the fact that when the Ravens traded for Marcus Peters on Tuesday, they were only going to get a short window to try and catch him up to speed. Peters didn’t meet with his position coaches until Wednesday night and practiced with the team for the first time on Thursday.

Still, with half the team’s secondary out injured, Peters’s services would be desperately needed against...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Oct 21, 2019. 12 comments

Report: The Chargers Have Fans??? In Tennessee???

Report: The Chargers Have Fans??? In Tennessee???

With 3:38 remaining in the first half, Philip Rivers connected with Melvin Gordon on a one-yard touchdown pass to complete a 14-play, 94-yard drive. None of what happened during that play was out of the ordinary—a top-tier quarterback scoring with a throw to a talented running back rarely is. But see if you can hear something at the end of this clip that sounds like something you’ve certainly...

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