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May the Fourth...

May the Fourth...

From the greatest character in the Star Wars saga.

Speedperks?

Speedperks?

Anyone have any they won’t be using before they expire?

I had two $20 ones, but they expired before I needed to spend money.

I’ll reciprocate with any I earn from this purchase.

Keep Oppo Roxette

Keep Oppo Roxette

Since we’re doing the Swedish Pop thing today. I’ll throw this out there.

Not ashamed to say I still listen to their greatest hits album pretty often.

Like a Meister

Like a Meister
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This shot had better be in every. single. Porsche promotional video from now to eternity. Michael Bay would add and explosion, but Jerry Bruckheimer would send this to print.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others May 13, 2018. 3 comments

Office Closure

Office Closure

Well, my office closes tonight until 1/3, so I may be on here but not nearly as much as I will be doing stuff at home rather than waiting for data runs and my analytics to complete themselves.

Merry Christmas to you dummies.

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others May 03, 2018. 3 comments

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Apr 26, 2018. 1 comments

Unfortunate Email Subject Line: Groupon Edition

Unfortunate Email Subject Line: Groupon Edition

“BJs+Rockettes+Staples”

Awesome. Better. WHY?! As Mr. Loaf once sang, Two out of Three Ain’t Bad.

This has been Your Daily Shitpost by PBJoe

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Apr 17, 2018. 2 comments

March Madness

March Madness

I love this time of year. As a professional analyst for a company where everything is data, data, data, I get to enjoy true chaos. Even advanced analytics can only make the best guess in 1-game championships.

(This is also why I enjoy Baseball, The best teams are the best teams over 162 games, statistics mean EVERYTHING.)

Enjoy!

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Mar 14, 2018. 7 comments

Your next car should be an old car in green... With theme music.

Your next car should be an old car in green... With theme music.

1971 Mach 1 in Grabber green for your Monday.

You want to grow up to paint houses like me
A trailer in my yard till you’re twenty three
You want to be old after forty two years
Keep dropping the hammer and grinding the gears
Well, I used to go out in a Mustang, a 302 Mach One in green
Me and your Mama made you in the back and I sold it to buy her a ring
And I learned not to say much of...

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Feb 14, 2018. 5 comments

If you didn't have it before, it's new to you.

If you didn't have it before, it's new to you.

I bought a thing. This is my 10th of similar things, but this thing is different.

When I was in college in Massachusetts, I used to mountain bike Lynn Woods and Carlisle 2-3 times a week. I was on an older, but solid bike, my best friend had a 2001 Trek 6700 with 27!!! gears. It was the bleeding edge of what poor college students could afford, and afford to destroy and fix. Which we did. A...

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Dec 22, 2017. 6 comments

Clever Bike Jerseys

Clever Bike Jerseys

I was perusing Twin 6 jerseys when I saw this fun take on the old BRE Livery. They have had a few in their past that were mild takes on historic racing colors. But this one stood out.

May have to grab one of these.

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Dec 15, 2017. 4 comments

4/20 is not just another day

4/20 is not just another day

My wife and I went on our first date 10 years ago today. A Blues Traveler concert at Rothko, which closed that same year, haha.

I didn’t get her anything... yet.

Enjoy the day.

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Dec 15, 2017. 3 comments

OWWWW!

OWWWW!

I’m a spaz, I’m aware of this. I confirmed it to my co-workers this morning.

I’m walking into work chewing gum and bite my tongue so hard I felt dizzy. My instant reaction was to yelp and clench my fists, waving them a bit as the surprising pain completely overwhelmed me.

So mind you, I’m in a parking lot, so there are others there too. They all turn like I’ve been hit by a car, only to see a...

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Dec 14, 2017. 3 comments

That Moment When You Realize...

That Moment When You Realize...

Fiona Apple’s Criminal video included a Plymouth Breeze.

Also, Tidal is 20 years old tomorrow.

Enjoy.

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Dec 14, 2017. 4 comments

Where is my mind? 90s Music Shitpost

Where is my mind? 90s Music Shitpost

Made from a picture I took at a 5-year-old’s birthday party...

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Dec 14, 2017. 3 comments

The Aftersale...

The Aftersale...

I would love to be in on the meeting when the buyer gets the keys to this crumbling kingdom.

“Okay, I’m going to read the titles and someone tell me what we have.

Gawker.”

“Sensationalist news”

“Jezebel.”

“Sensationalist women’s news”

“Gizmodo.”

“Seems to just be Apple v. Samsung pot-stirring.”

“iO9.”

“Sci-Fi stuff, I think. I fell asleep.”

“Kotaku.”

“Gaming stuff.”

“That’s different than iO9?”

“Different...

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PotbellyJoe and 42 others PotbellyJoe and 42 others Dec 14, 2017. 4 comments

Allegory all the things!

Allegory all the things!

It’s from the Ukraine, apparently. But it can apply to so many things, like the government spending their time telling us to eat healthy foods, or people freaking out to get AWD SUVs to survive winter in New Jersey. It’s an endless treasure-trove of people with misplaced anxieties

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I just fixed Indiana

I just fixed Indiana

I was born in Chicago, but spent most of my growing up in Michigan. In 1998 I moved to New Jersey where I still live. My parents and my dad’s family still is mostly in Michigan and the Chicagoland-area so I travel back there often to see them. This means driving I-80, a lot.

I have gotten comfortable with the road thanks to the countless trips I have made on it in all forms of weather. I know...

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