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ottermann ottermann Jul 15, 2019.

2/22/2009

2/22/2009

I just can't believe this wasn't posted to io9.

But today is a very important day in the history of Earth. It was on this day in 2009 the the SDF-1 Macross was first launched.

This is just further proof that io9, and all of the Gawker networks, are being run by the Zentradi!

ottermann ottermann Jul 15, 2019.

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Money money money muuuuh-naay! MO-NAY!

Money is good. I think we can all agree with that. Well, wait a minute. Money it’s self is a pain in the ass. Having money is good. Needing money? Not so much. And everyone, at some point in their life, needs money. Like right now, do I spend $50 to fix my water heater or spend $500 to buy a new one? See? I need money.

Well, I have money. But I didn’t want...

ottermann ottermann Jul 13, 2019.

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On the road again....I just can't wait to get on the road again....

The road is long.....

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less travelled by, and it has made all the difference.

Yeah whatever. Willie Nelson, The Hollies, Robert Frost.....Looks like Otter knows some culture. Regular culture, that is. Not the other type of culture. You know, medical cultures. Like a throat culture?...

ottermann ottermann Jul 11, 2019.

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Well? What if....

I mean, tell me that those two couldn't be Bush/Cheney....

I mean, US politicians aren't exactly known for their stupendous intellects. How many times have you head the phrase "That Clinton sure was a smart guy!"?

And if you think about it, If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress?

And that, my friends, is my point.

Anyway, my shoulder still hurts a...

ottermann ottermann Jul 11, 2019.

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I had a strange dream. I was trapped in a Jefferies Tube and I had to find the one tin coated muon amongst all the copper coated fermions.

Yeah....well....a particle physicist would have thought that was hilarious!

Guess what today is. Go ahead and guess. You’ll never get it. Not in a million years will you guess what today is.

Give up? Why, it’s the three hundred and ninetieth anniversary of...

ottermann ottermann Jul 11, 2019.

It looks like theres a cheeto!

It looks like theres a cheeto!

If you look at a dead spider, what’ll happen?

ottermann ottermann Jul 10, 2019.

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Out of all the grinds I ever did, grinding for Fused Wiring was always one of my favorites. All the other engineers I knew complained about having to go to Gnomeregon to get it. But I knew an area where it would drop with some degree of regularity.

The area outside of Zul'Gurub where all the goblins were. There were a couple of harvesters that would spawn fairly quickly, and they has about a...

ottermann ottermann Jul 10, 2019.

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So I lift the bucket up and I dump.....

Challenge accepted.

Ladies and people who laugh at fart sounds, I have a proposal; Last summer there was a craze in America where people dumped really cold water on their heads. It made a bunch of money for charity. I'd like to suggest that we do something similar this year.

However, cold water has been done. So what should we use? Why, Chum of course....

ottermann ottermann Jul 10, 2019.

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Bing Crosby and Don King in really bad makeup!

Be honest....who now has that song running through their heads? Or, who remembers the characters, but can't remember their names or the song I'm talking about?

Allow me to jump start your remembery for you. The blue fellow is called Bocephus and the red/orange guy is called Smegma. They were the costars of the...

ottermann ottermann Jul 09, 2019.

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Did you know that the robot's name in the TV show 'Lost In Space' was 'Robot'?

It's true! While I have nothing but fond memories of Judy and Penny.....I mean Will, Robot and Dr. Smith, I find it slightly amusing that 'Robot' was the best name they could come up with for a robot.

Then again, in 'Forbidden Planet' they named the robot 'Robby', so that's not much better.

Now, you're probably*...

ottermann ottermann Jul 09, 2019.

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I was going to caption this picture with a Herp, but I decided I didn't want to insult all the Derps out there.

Although, when I think about it, when have I ever let the possibility that I might offend someone stop me from printing something?

I mean, I don't go out of my way to be offensive. It just comes naturally. I'm like a jerk-savant. But I'm not a jerky jerk. I'm more of the jerk you like...

ottermann ottermann Jul 08, 2019.

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I’d like you all to meet my newest friend. His name is Hubert Danforth Smeglington Walcott the 3rd, but I just call him Joe.

I have ever been curious about Joe. The one question I would like him to answer, he never does. That question is, ‘Hey Joe! Where you going with that gun in your hand?’ Now, someone said he was going downtown to shoot his old lady, caught her messing around with another...

ottermann ottermann Jul 07, 2019.

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Maybe Satan just needs to eat a Snickers. Or maybe he's like the lion in that fable about the mouse and the lion were the lion is a jerk until the mouse pulls a thorn out of his paw. Maybe Satan just has a really bad splinter that's beginning to fester.

Or, maybe he has hemorrhoids and is constipated at the same time. I bet that would hurt.

Or, maybe he really wan't one of those burritos from...

ottermann ottermann Jul 05, 2019.

THIS IS A THING I MUST HAVE!

THIS IS A THING I MUST HAVE!

DO WANT

Winter is coming: Suit the cat in battle armor

Turn Tigger into a warrior by dressing him in this custom-made armor. The creators say it was made…

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ottermann ottermann Jul 03, 2019.

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Here's a tip for you: When digging for clams, you can tell where they have buried themselves by the discolored patch of sand. But if you dig straight down, you won't find it. Clams dig down at an angle. So you have to dig around the dark spot to get the clam.

I'm not even joking. I've dug clams before, so I know of which it is that I speak.

And speaking of digging things, don't dig up worms....

ottermann ottermann Jul 03, 2019.

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Sing us a song you’re the bagpipe man, sing us a song tonight. ‘Cause we’re all in the mood for a melody, and you’ve got us feeling all right.

Now that I think about it though, how would a piper sing a song? I mean, an Irish piper could, but not a Scottish one.

You did know there was a difference between Irish and Scottish bagpipes, right? I can only help you so much, people. Some things you...

ottermann ottermann Jun 30, 2019.

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Look....when I said I wanted a 'whiskey on the rocks', this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Welcome to a new weekly feature here at Otters Oddities And Steam Cleaning Services LLC. It is something that will be gracing your computer every Friday morning in lieu of the normal oddity you've all come to expect. This new feature is called:

Friday Rocks!

For those of you who are feeling a bit slow...

ottermann ottermann Jun 27, 2019.

NOW HIRING

NOW HIRING

Wanted: someone with a hale and hearty constitution to come over and start my truck. Will provide the keys. Willing to pay extra if the truck starter cranks the heat up and then sits in my seat to warm it up.

Seriously........actual temp is -17 and the wind chill is -40. I’m supposed to go watch the Packer game at the bar with some friends, but I don’t want to go out and start my truck. It’s a...

ottermann ottermann Jun 24, 2019.

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When John Henry was a little baby, Sittin' on his daddy's knee. He picked up a hammer and a little piece of steel and said "Goo goo gaa gaa goo goo..."*

What? He was like, six months old...

Seriously. Still an infant, not even a toddler yet. I mean, it says right there, "...was a little baby...". Babies don't talk. I mean, would you expect him to pick up the hammer and steel and say, "Why, I...

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