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lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 17, 2019 at 09:48.

"The Doctor Braino Hour" (1979)

"The Doctor Braino Hour" (1979)

“He went out that window like a 747.”

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 15, 2019 at 14:58.

Mere Anarchy Is Loosed Upon The World 

Mere Anarchy Is Loosed Upon The World 

And everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned (by foul-mouthed Muppets). 

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 15, 2019 at 14:40.
lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 15, 2019 at 13:33.

New-ro-cover

New-ro-cover

No more “WIRED circa 1998" crap. I dig its minmalistic approach.

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 15, 2019 at 11:44.

"Hippie Johnny" (2005)

"Hippie Johnny" (2005)

Hippie Johnny’s Farm-Fresh Auto Parts. “You show me a kid who doesn’t love to put brake pads in a box and I’ll show you a kid who doesn’t know what fun is.”

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 15, 2019 at 10:24.

"That bayou water running through my vein. Pot lentils burning holes in my brain."

"That bayou water running through my vein. Pot lentils burning holes in my brain."

“Coming back home to the oyster bays. Didn’t leave nothing behind but some old crawfish heads.”

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 15, 2019 at 03:35.

"I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful"

"I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful"

“So, earlier today was great. Van was reading from, um, basically it was ‘Storytime With Van,’ so he’s reading to these kids from a storybook called The Leprechaun’s Magic Fountain, and he seemed to be having a good time. But a couple of minutes into it, everybody realizes that they can’t understand what he’s saying, because his accent’s so thick. And they keep asking him to repeat...

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 23:37.

"Zontar" (1981)

"Zontar" (1981)

By now you should all be under my power.

10 episodes that make the argument for SCTV as one of TV’s all-time greats

With so many new series popping up on streaming services and DVD every day, it gets harder and…

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lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 23:12.

Another lovers' day, another cracked-up night. Every night I say, the Light is Coming

Another lovers' day, another cracked-up night. Every night I say, the Light is Coming

Art by Kelly Knowles.

Please, he prayed, now—

A gray disk, the color of Chiba sky.

Now—

Disk beginning to rotate, faster, becoming a sphere of paler gray. Expanding—

And flowed, flowered for him, fluid neon origami trick, the unfolding of his distanceless home, his country, transparent 3D chessboard extending to infinity. Inner eye opening to the...

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 21:30.

"The Gas Station Dogs" (2002)

"The Gas Station Dogs" (2002)

“And can you name me one two-and-a-half minute rock and roll song that has fifteen characters in it?”

“I don’t think The Godfather has fifteen characters in it. That’s a three-hour movie.”

“Wow, I think I might use that. ‘The Godfather of rock and roll songs.’ How do you spell your last name? I wanna put this on my one-sheet.”

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 19:14.

Books to Read, 2019

Books to Read, 2019

(Not one of LightningLouie’s bookshelves, but a remarkable likeness nonetheless.)

I know that we usually do a weekly books read column, but what books do you plan on reading this year... in the future? Old books, books you just picked up, rereads, or forthcoming releases?

It’s been wet, cold, and miserable where I am for the past couple of days, so I’ve been going through the dozen or so books...

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 17:44.

"It's a black cat 'cross your path. And why don't you follow?"

"It's a black cat 'cross your path. And why don't you follow?"

On my shortlist for the Scariest Fucking Song of All Time. Something about the imagery and the music creates a feeling of total uncanniness.

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 15:02.

Today's Forecast: So Ding-Dang Cold

Today's Forecast: So Ding-Dang Cold

It’ll be 70º on Monday. Texas in January.

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 13:12.

Hot Chocolate

Hot Chocolate

Uncle Simon.

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 11:31.

Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

<i>Beast of Yucca Flats </i>(1961)

MST3K episode airing on Pluto.tv right now. Mystery of a flag on the moon as related by one Coleman Francis. Horror/suspense/espionage mashup that appears to have been assembled from at least three totally different movies. Tor Johnson is a rocket scientist turned into a monster by a nuclear blast, a year before the first appearance of the Hulk. Also, a young teen is haunted by the...

lightninglouie lightninglouie Jul 14, 2019 at 10:30.

“Welcome to Night Shade”

“Welcome to Night Shade”

I hear podcasts are big these days. 

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