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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 22, 2019 at 19:32.

Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes to Bring Their PDA to the VMAs

Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes to Bring Their PDA to the VMAs

Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes are going to perform “Señorita” together for the first time ever at MTV’s Video Music Awards on Monday. Is this a happy product of their genuine love, or another carefully calibrated step in a manufactured romance ? One way or another, it’s going to be a hot night in scenic... Newark.

Cabello and Mendes have certainly been licking each other in public a lot...

Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 22, 2019 at 10:20. 12 comments

Jamie Foxx Would Like to Have a Word

Jamie Foxx Would Like to Have a Word

Jamie Foxx has had a high-publicity few days, between the news that he not only split with Katie Holmes, his partner of six years, but that he’d also started a relationship with young singer Sela Vave. They held hands ! They’re living together! He cheated on Katie!

In a very long but frank video posted to Vave’s Instagram Wednesday night, Foxx sets the record straight. He is not dating Vave....

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 22, 2019 at 09:10. 2 comments

Taylor Swift Acknowledges That Spelling Is Bullshit

Taylor Swift Acknowledges That Spelling Is Bullshit

You might have noticed the part in Taylor Swift’s bubbly single “ME!” where she shouts, ecstatically, that “Spelling is FUN!” To prove her point, Brendon Urie, who’s featured on the track, enthusiastically points out that there ain’t no “I” in “team,” but that there is a “me.” Does that observation qualify as “fun”? Not precisely. A perfectly reasonable point? Sure. But alas, we couldn’t...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 22, 2019 at 07:00.

Liam Hemsworth Has Filed for Divorce From Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth Has Filed for Divorce From Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth has pulled the trigger on his divorce from Miley Cyrus, meaning that their love is officially, at long last, dead. Unless it comes back to life down the line. If Jesus can rise, why can’t the intimacy between the second best Hemsworth and the twerking Cyrus?

But for now, it’s dead, a situation that doesn’t totally please Miley. Per TMZ,

Here’s what’s interesting ... our sources...

Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 20, 2019 at 19:53. 19 comments

Vaping May Actually Be Bad

Vaping May Actually Be Bad

Teens old and young love to vape, but the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have come up with some pretty compelling evidence around why we—I mean, they—should stop: Since June, 94 people in 14 states have developed serious lung illnesses potentially linked to e-cigarettes.

Though the agency stipulated that “more information is needed to determine what is causing the illnesses,”...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 20, 2019 at 10:30. 13 comments

Billie Eilish's 'Bad Guy' Finally Dethroned 'Old Town Road'

Billie Eilish's 'Bad Guy' Finally Dethroned 'Old Town Road'

After spending nine weeks hovering around at number two, Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy” has finally bumped “Old Town Road” off the top spot of the Billboard Hot 100. You did it, Billie!

Lil Nas X’s omnipresent “Old Town Road” held fast at number one for a record-smashing 19 weeks, beating out Mariah Carey and Boyz II Men’s “One Sweet Day” from 1995 and Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee, and Justin Bieber’s...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 20, 2019 at 09:20. 14 comments

It Seems Like Those Images of Ghislaine Maxwell At In-N-Out Were Fake

It Seems Like Those Images of Ghislaine Maxwell At In-N-Out Were Fake

Last week, long-absent Jeffrey Epstein co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell surfaced at an In-N-Out in Universal City, Los Angeles, looking poised and reading a book about CIA operatives. But the Daily Mail, renowned investigative shop that it is, took a very intensive look at the photo and arrived an interesting conclusion: It was staged by Maxwell’s attorney, Leah Saffian.

Looking at the...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 20, 2019 at 07:25. 24 comments

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Are Over and It's Probably Our Fault

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Are Over and It's Probably Our Fault

A short two years after Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes were first seen holding hands in Malibu for all the world (paparazzi) to see, and a short few months after they were seen together-together at the Met Gala, Page Six reports their six-year, mostly-secret relationship has finally fallen apart.

On Friday, pictures surfaced of Foxx, 51, holding hands with Sela Vave, a singer who some reports...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 15, 2019. 17 comments

Danny Masterson's Alleged Victims Are Suing the Church of Scientology for Stalking, Harassment

Danny Masterson's Alleged Victims Are Suing the Church of Scientology for Stalking, Harassment

The four women to accuse Danny Masterson of rape have filed a lawsuit against the actor, the Church of Scientology and its leader, David Miscavige.

According to court documents obtained by The Blast, the defendants are accused of conspiring to cover up the fact that Masterson allegedly sexually assaulted the women beginning in the early 2000s; allegations that first surfaced back in 2017....

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 15, 2019. 5 comments

Researchers Find That Arctic Ice Is Filled With Microplastic

Researchers Find That Arctic Ice Is Filled With Microplastic

If more evidence was needed that we desperately have to curb our dependence on plastic, ASAP, researches have found large amounts of microplastic frozen deep in Arctic ice floes.

“We had spent weeks looking out at what looks so much like pristine white sea ice floating out on the ocean,” Jacob Strock, a graduate student who conducted an initial analysis of the ice, told Reuters. “When we look...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 15, 2019. 3 comments

Little Penises and Other Tiny Artifacts Were Discovered in Pompeii

Little Penises and Other Tiny Artifacts Were Discovered in Pompeii

I’d sort of thought we already knew what there was to know about the ancient city of Pompeii (extremely old; covered in ash; home of snack bars ), but apparently, archeologists are still digging up unexpected new shit! Specifically, they recently unearthed a treasure trove of tiny artifacts—including very small penises—that seem to have been part of a sorceress’s tool kit.

According to...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 15, 2019. 5 comments

Maybe Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Breakup Wasn't So Amicable After All

Maybe Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Breakup Wasn't So Amicable After All

At first, it seemed that both Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were on the same page with their decision to split . But that was like twelve hours ago, and much has changed since the two released a perfunctory statement saying they would “remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share.”

I hope those animals have good therapists, because now, sources from both camps have thrown drugs...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 13, 2019. 9 comments

African American Museum Vandalized a Month After Its Founder Was Murdered

African American Museum Vandalized a Month After Its Founder Was Murdered

Baton Rouge’s African American museum has been damaged by what appears to have been vandals, a month to the day after its founder was murdered .

Photos posted to Facebook show windows popped out from their frames, benches flipped over, and other signs of destruction. According to the Advocate, police said they’re investigating the incident, though they have not confirmed whether it was an act...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 13, 2019. 7 comments

Don't Try to Blackmail Whitney Cummings (Or Anyone)

Don't Try to Blackmail Whitney Cummings (Or Anyone)

Back in April, Whitney Cummings accidentally posted a topless photo of herself to her Instagram stories. She deleted it, but not before some enterprising dinguses took screenshots and tried to use the photo to extort her.

So today, instead of letting them do that, Cummings just posted the photo herself.

“When a woman in the public eye is extorted, we have to spend time, money and energy...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 13, 2019. 10 comments

The FBI Descends On Jeffrey Epstein's 'Pedophile Island'

The FBI Descends On Jeffrey Epstein's 'Pedophile Island'

Jeffrey Epstein has died , but officials still have quite a bit of work ahead of them; specifically, searching the contents of the private island on which he was said to have trafficked many of his victims.

On Monday, the FBI descended on the island Little St. James, located in the Virgin Island and purchased by Epstein in 1998 for $7.95 million. According to NBC, law enforcement tried to...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 13, 2019. 12 comments

Halsey Won't Let the Trolls Fuck With Miley Cyrus

Halsey Won't Let the Trolls Fuck With Miley Cyrus

While Miley Cyrus is out rubbing designer bathing suits with Kaitlynn Carter in Lake Como, Halsey is stepping up to defend her from random internet trolls.

The...Tigerbob...and his whack opinions would probably have been best left in obscurity, particularly since the rest of his tweets seem to indicate that he’s a belligerent men’s rights activist and xenophobic racist. But good on her for...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 08, 2019. 16 comments

Afflicted Subjects Are Suing Netflix For Portraying Their Illnesses as Fake

Afflicted Subjects Are Suing Netflix For Portraying Their Illnesses as Fake

Netflix is facing a lawsuit from seven people who appeared on the 2018 docuseries Afflicted, who say that the streaming service lured them with a promise to raise awareness about rare, chronic conditions, only to wind up depicting them in a way that suggested their illnesses were psychosomatic.

The plaintiffs filed a $1 million defamation, fraud and invasion of privacy lawsuit on Wednesday,...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 08, 2019. 1 comments

Gwyneth Paltrow's Beloved 'V-Steam' Procedure Leaves Woman With Second Degree Burns

Gwyneth Paltrow's Beloved 'V-Steam' Procedure Leaves Woman With Second Degree Burns

A 62-year-old Canadian woman was hospitalized with second-degree burns after a vaginal steaming session—a Goop-endorsed practice—went horribly awry.

The woman’s misadventure was chronicled in the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology Canada; apparently, she tried the practice as a way of remedying vaginal prolapse. Per the New York Post,

The 62-year-old woman’s traditional Chinese doctor...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 08, 2019. 20 comments

People Are Ditching Their Equinox and SoulCycle Memberships in Protest Over Trump Fundraiser

People Are Ditching Their Equinox and SoulCycle Memberships in Protest Over Trump Fundraiser

It turns out people are shocked—shocked—to learn that the billionaire owner of Equinox and SoulCycle plans to hold a fundraiser for Donald Trump’s reelection campaign; so much so that some are planning to take their mesh-paneled leggings elsewhere until the fervor dies down.

The Washington Post first reported that Stephen Ross, a real estate developer who oversees both fitness centers, intends...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 08, 2019. 1 comments

Halle Berry Attributes Her Fame to Cutting Off All Her Hair

Halle Berry Attributes Her Fame to Cutting Off All Her Hair

Halle Berry isn’t sure she would have had the major career breakthrough she did if she hadn’t chopped her hair into its iconic pixie cut. As she told InStyle (via Us),

“I had no hair to hide behind, it was just all me,” she said. “Take it or leave it; love it or hate it. It was who I was.”

She went on to explain that the moment she cut her hair short was when she finally got her first job as an...

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