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Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Aug 09, 2019. 14 comments

My relationship of almost 2 years ended this morning...

My relationship of almost 2 years ended this morning...

...over the phone, no less. Can’t say I didn’t deserve it.

Luckily tonight is my last night on solo vacation in Ocean City, Maryland.

So tonight, I’ve re-downloaded tinder, pulled $300 out of my bank account, bought a bus pass, and I’m hitting the town, starting at Fager’s Island on 60th street and hitting any place that has strong drinks and no cover. I gave a pretty bartender I’ve...

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Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 31, 2019. 3 comments

Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood

Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood
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Tarantino has topped himself. Best movie he’s made het.

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Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 17, 2019. 6 comments

the finer details are still being worked out, but I got my first promotion ever today!

the finer details are still being worked out, but I got my first promotion ever today!

I’m now the newest floor manager at this beautiful piece of mid century modern architecture. Originally a Howard Johnson’s restaurant/cocktail lounge, styled that way because it was the “crown jewel” of their chain. Almost immediately, it became a landmark in the ultra hip NJ seaside city of Asbury Park, being featured in movies and TV shows like The Sopranos. I started here a little under a...

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Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 15, 2019.

Andrew gets it.

Andrew gets it.

finally a proper review of an escalade- not wondering why it isn't some off-road beast or why you shouldn't buy it because a Tahoe LTZ or Denali are the same thing.

2015 Cadillac Escalade: We Found Out If It's Really $90,000 Worth Of SUV

Still think of washed-up rap stars and vapid housewives with mafia connections when you see a 2015…

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Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 15, 2019.

....woah.

....woah.

What’s the deal with that hood?

That. That’s the deal with that hood.

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 15, 2019.

Goddamn this car looks good.

Goddamn this car looks good.

Even when completely filthy.

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 13, 2019.

ATTENTION CUSTOMIZERS

ATTENTION CUSTOMIZERS

Hellooooooo LaLD! Been awhile, some of you remember me, those on oppo definitely know me, and to all you newer folks, hello! I’m Benjamin. Anywayyyyyyyy I got a little project for you customizers. You mission, should you choose to accept it, is make the above suburban look like this:

Bonus points if you add in NJ plates. Anyway, back when I frequented here, we generally exchanged cars for...

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 13, 2019.

Roll call

Roll call

Who’s planning on going? I’m undecided leaning towards yes.

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 13, 2019.

Night oppo

Night oppo

May the O.G. CrossCab carry you to thine slumber

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 13, 2019.

Moto oppos!

Moto oppos!

After 2 years, I finally convinced the lady a bike would be a good idea for us. Now for several reasons, we want a street legal dirt bike, I have some dirt bike expirence, although I am really far from an expert. I’m partial to kawasakis, and I’d love to find something similar looking to the above, under $2k and no bigger than a 350, motor Wise. So all that said, what am I looking at, here?...

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.

WWYR

WWYR

SRX v MKX

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.
Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.

Fucking love these

Fucking love these

Prob my favorite 90s car.

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.

ATTN: NJ, DE, and Eastern PA oppos!

ATTN: NJ, DE, and Eastern PA oppos!

Next weekend (February 26-28) is the Atlantic City Classic Car Auction! Would anyone be down to meet up there? I was planning on headed down on Saturday morning, get there when they open, and leave around 4:30 so I’d have time to get back home for AA.

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.

Time-hopping

Time-hopping

New game! You wake up and are magically in a different year, what would be in your driveway? Keep in mind the age of your car, make, model, and market segment. If your particular model wasn’t available, go with the next closest thing. Got it?

Okay, you wake up in 1985? What is in your driveway?

Mine would be a ‘74 Cadillac Sedan deVille.

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.
Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.

My stepdad knows what's up....

My stepdad knows what's up....

I came home last night to this in the driveway. LWB with a GM Performance exhaust to really magnify dat 6.2L growl.

Also my household’s cars now reflect our personalities pretty well.

Mom- ‘15 SRX, a middle aged jersey wife who takes on a ton of hobbies like paddle boarding and yoga and making “shabby chic” furniture, she’s got the practical yet stylish ride to show it.

Me- Custom ‘04 Deville,...

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.

Greeee

Greeee

eeeeeen

Jersey Ben Jersey Ben Jul 12, 2019.

It may be dirty and in need of a brake job...

It may be dirty and in need of a brake job...

...but holy hell this car makes me happy.

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