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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 16, 2019 at 23:00.

Israel Reverses Course, Allows Rep. Rashida Tlaib to Visit. Tlaib to Israel: Nah, I’m Good

Israel Reverses Course, Allows Rep. Rashida Tlaib to Visit. Tlaib to Israel: Nah, I’m Good

First, an Israel visit was off the table, then it was back on and now it’s off again as Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) has said she won’t be visiting her 90-year-old grandmother despite the country’s Interior Minister Aryeh Deri approving her request.

If you are confused, don’t worry, so are we. Let’s start from the beginning. President Trump’s been working overtime to paint Reps. Ilhan Omar...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 16, 2019 at 22:00. 1 comments

The Fat President Fat-Shamed a Protester: 'Go Home, Start Exercising'

The Fat President Fat-Shamed a Protester: 'Go Home, Start Exercising'

The president’s diet consists of a half-trough filled with extra soggy KFC original recipe, a small jar of mayonnaise, two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fishes a large chocolate milkshake (which is his actual McDonald’s order) and a chalice full of baby goat vomit. His McDonald’s order alone is almost 2,500 calories so once you factor in the four ostrich eggs and the bowl of uncooked monkey brains,...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 16, 2019 at 02:00. 15 comments

Trump’s Going to Be Big Mad: Fox News Poll Show the President’s Disapproval Numbers Near All-Time High

Trump’s Going to Be Big Mad: Fox News Poll Show the President’s Disapproval Numbers Near All-Time High

No power group can last forever: Destiny’s Child broke up. So did the Fat Boys and Van Jones and black people. So it’s only fitting that Fox News and the president’s relationship would be coming to an end, if it isn’t already over, and that’s because the news station that acts as Donald Trump’s personal Netflix had the audacity to publish an accurate poll showing that Trump’s disapproval...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 16, 2019 at 01:00. 16 comments

Is Trump Trying Deport Melania? Trevor Noah Thinks So

Is Trump Trying Deport Melania? Trevor Noah Thinks So

Maybe we’ve been viewing this thing all wrong. Maybe this whole time, while most of us who didn’t vote for Donald Trump—you know, the group of us that still believe that Jamie Foxx is more talented than Donald Glover (this is not debatable); the lot of us that believe that sugar only belongs on cereal and not grits and definitely not spaghetti—were convinced that Trump’s immigration policies...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 15, 2019 at 23:09. 16 comments

Trump Got His Wish: Israel Bans Democratic Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib From Visiting

Trump Got His Wish: Israel Bans Democratic Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib From Visiting

Donald Trump is a petulant child who will only play the game if he can make the rules up as he goes. As it stands, the president of the United States can bash Muslims, blacks, gays and the left side of the aisle; troll news anchors; call the media “fake news”; make up derogatory nicknames for Congress members; spread conspiracy theories; and target four freshman representatives, but if anyone...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 15, 2019 at 03:00. 2 comments

Iowa Rep. Steve King Continues to Be Steve King: If Not for Rape and Incest, Would There Be Any Population Left?

Iowa Rep. Steve King Continues to Be Steve King: If Not for Rape and Incest, Would There Be Any Population Left?

Iowa Rep. Steve King is the pus-filled boil on America’s ass. Assuming, of course, that the boil is so racist that the New York Times was able to create a timeline of all the racist shit that he’s said.

Steve King is so racist that he retweets neo-Nazis. He’s so racist that Congress has tried to shut him down for being racist.

Iowa Rep. Steve KKKing Claims He Knows What Christ 'Went Through'...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 15, 2019 at 02:30.

Trump’s Latest Proposal Would Allow Religious Contractors to Discriminate Against Everyone Who Isn’t a White Cisgendered Christian

Trump’s Latest Proposal Would Allow Religious Contractors to Discriminate Against Everyone Who Isn’t a White Cisgendered Christian

In the continued push to become a theocracy in which all praises are due to the most high Vice President Mike Pence’s god, Trump’s administration proposed a new rule Wednesday that would allow businesses receiving federal funding through contracts to discriminate against workers based on race, ethnicity, national origin, sex, and LGBTQ status.

According to BuzzFeed News, the move would bypass...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 15, 2019 at 00:30. 7 comments

Trump Campaign Selling 'Fredo Unhinged' Shirts Following CNN Host Chris Cuomo's Dustup

Trump Campaign Selling 'Fredo Unhinged' Shirts Following CNN Host Chris Cuomo's Dustup

A lot can be said about the Trump campaign but one would have to admit that they know how to seize a moment and make a buck no matter how morally corrupt or ethically embarrassing.

The Trump campaign is now selling “Fredo Unhinged” T-shirts with screenshots of CNN host Chris Cuomo’s face during a recent fuss fight with an asshat who called him “Fredo.”

A video of Cuomo about to beat the brakes...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 14, 2019 at 23:30. 4 comments

Trump Continues to Take Credit for Forever-President Obama’s Work

Trump Continues to Take Credit for Forever-President Obama’s Work

Here’s the Trump presidency in a snapshot: If there is an issue, blame former President Barack Obama and his administration. If there is a triumph that spills over from the previous presidency, take all the credit. And when not doing either, systematically work to undo the previous administration’s legacy.

On Tuesday, Satan’s most precious in-grown hair took all the credit for plans to build a...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 14, 2019 at 01:30. 3 comments

Julián Castro Knows Just How to Get His Message to Trump—Take Out an Ad on Fox News

Julián Castro Knows Just How to Get His Message to Trump—Take Out an Ad on Fox News

Democratic presidential candidate and former Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julián Castro said “fuck it” to hoping Donald Trump hears his cries and took his message straight to the man by posting an ad on Trump’s personal YouTube channel, Fox News.

According to the Hill, Castro’s ad is set to air all day Wednesday on Fox News in Bedminster, N.J., where the president is staying this...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 13, 2019 at 23:50.

Stacey Abrams Almost Beat a Crooked Voting System. Now She’s Making Sure Other Politicians Don’t Have To

Stacey Abrams Almost Beat a Crooked Voting System. Now She’s Making Sure Other Politicians Don’t Have To

To this day it’s unclear if Stacey Abrams legitimately lost her bid to become the first black female governor of Georgia or if Brian Kemp, double-dipping as both the Georgia secretary of state and the GOP candidate for governor, stole the election.

Brian Kemp Is Getting Called to the Principal's Office to Explain How He Stole Georgia's…

Remember that time when Brian Kemp, while serving as...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 13, 2019 at 22:14. 7 comments

CNN Host Chris Cuomo Wanted All the Smoke, But C’mon Son, ‘Fredo’ Ain’t the N-Word

CNN Host Chris Cuomo Wanted All the Smoke, But C’mon Son, ‘Fredo’ Ain’t the N-Word

CNN host Chris Cuomo is with the shits on his show. He never backs down from a fuss fight no matter which white person he has on his show spouting nonsense to try and make Donald Trump’s racist policies sound less racist.

Nothing about him says he wouldn’t be with the shits in the street. A video recently surfaced of a jackhole approaching Cuomo and instead of calling the famed anchor by his...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 13, 2019 at 00:32. 10 comments

Trump Administration’s New Rule Could Block Visas, Green Cards for Legal Immigrants Who Need Benefits Like Food Stamps

Trump Administration’s New Rule Could Block Visas, Green Cards for Legal Immigrants Who Need Benefits Like Food Stamps

Because the Trump administration is made of people like Stephen Miller and those who think like him, on Monday the group of evil white men and complicit white women released a new regulation that would target legal immigrants for needing government benefits.

According to CNN, the new rule would make it easier to “reject green card and visa applications” if applicants have little education,...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 12, 2019 at 23:00. 15 comments

NFL Preseason Has Just Started and Carolina Panthers Safety Eric Reid Has Already Been Drug Tested 4,836 Times

NFL Preseason Has Just Started and Carolina Panthers Safety Eric Reid Has Already Been Drug Tested 4,836 Times

The NFL preseason has just begun and Carolina Panthers safety Eric Reid is already the league’s No. 1 suspect of hiding drugs in his urine. The supposedly random drug testing in the NFL has a list of players to choose from, yet somehow Reid keeps ending up being tested.

On Sunday, Reid took to Twitter to note that the NFL’s obsession with his urine has continued this year.

“Two weeks into...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 12, 2019 at 22:41. 18 comments

U.S. Hammer Thrower Gwen Berry Raises Fist During National Anthem at Pan Am Games; U.S. Fencer Takes a Knee

U.S. Hammer Thrower Gwen Berry Raises Fist During National Anthem at Pan Am Games; U.S. Fencer Takes a Knee

Hammer thrower Gwen Berry wasn’t trying to be a political spark plug when she raised her fist during the playing of the national anthem at the Pan Am Games in Peru. Yes, the moment invoked the memory of Tommie Smith and John Carlos at the 1968 Mexico City Olympic Games. Yes, it was a shot at the current administration and the hate speech coming from the highest office in the land, but it was...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 12, 2019 at 21:09. 16 comments

Trump Mimics Asian Accent During Controversial Fundraiser in the Hamptons: Report

Trump Mimics Asian Accent During Controversial Fundraiser in the Hamptons: Report

Equinox and SoulCycle owner Stephen Ross still held his Trump fundraiser this weekend because he’s not going to let a few celebrities and common folk scare him away from his love for white supremacy.

Leave It to Trump to Ruin Your Workout, Too

For all of you Equinox and SoulCycle aficionados (and I know there are plenty), bad news.

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Because Donald Trump is about as stable as a...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 10, 2019 at 07:00. 15 comments

Presidential Pump Fake: Trump Now Says He’s Fine With Colin Kaepernick Playing in the NFL

Presidential Pump Fake: Trump Now Says He’s Fine With Colin Kaepernick Playing in the NFL

President Donald Trump, the same man that used the NFL protest as feed for his deplorables during one of his many rallies for a job he already has, now says that former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick should get another shot at the league.

Trump added only “if he’s good enough” and then suggested he wasn’t good enough because if he were, he’d already be signed.

“If he’s good enough, and I...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 10, 2019.

Trump Thee President Went to the Cities of Mass Shootings Like He Was on the Hot Girl Summer Tour

Trump Thee President Went to the Cities of Mass Shootings Like He Was on the Hot Girl Summer Tour

Donald Trump has never met a tragic situation or a camera that he didn’t like. Maybe it’s his alleged narcissistic personality disorder—or his alleged Adderall use—but Trump landed in the cities where some 31 people were killed during mass shootings like he was hitting Black Bike Week.

Because the president makes everything about him, the tragedies that befell El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio,...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 09, 2019. 8 comments

Joe Biden’s Gaffes Are Snapshots as to How He Really Thinks

Joe Biden’s Gaffes Are Snapshots as to How He Really Thinks

Former Vice President Joe Biden, the Steve Urkel of the Democratic presidential hopefuls, is known for his gaffes, but his whole “Did I do that?” bit after sticking his foot in his mouth is getting old.

On Thursday, Biden told a group of mostly minority voters in Iowa that “poor kids” are just as bright as “white kids,” according to the Washington Post.

“We should challenge students in these...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Aug 09, 2019.

NRA Head Reportedly Called Trump to Warn Him That Pushing Firearm Background Checks Wouldn’t Play Well With His Base

NRA Head Reportedly Called Trump to Warn Him That Pushing Firearm Background Checks Wouldn’t Play Well With His Base

Vladimir Putin’s most beloved Russian operative walked onto the White House lawn and told the press that he was “all in favor” of “background checks like we’ve never had before.”

“I think background checks are important. I don’t want to put guns into the hands of mentally unstable people or people with rage or hate, sick people. I’m all in favor of it,” Trump said, according to the Washington...

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