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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 20, 2019 at 03:30.

Please Watch ESPN’s Dan Le Batard Give a Lesson on How to Use Privilege to Be an Ally

Please Watch ESPN’s Dan Le Batard Give a Lesson on How to Use Privilege to Be an Ally

Sometimes, the pressure to do and say what’s right outweighs political position, or political correctness, and even employment. Sometimes something is so wrong that it is impossible not to call it such. Sometimes a public platform must become a public pulpit in order to help change things.

On Thursday, ESPN radio and TV personality Dan Le Batard lit a match and burned shit down. He called out...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 20, 2019 at 00:41. 1 comments

Rep. Ilhan Omar Receives Hero’s Welcome at Minnesota Airport; Jealous Trump Says It Was Staged, Claims Media Has ‘Sick Partnership’ With the Squad

Rep. Ilhan Omar Receives Hero’s Welcome at Minnesota Airport; Jealous Trump Says It Was Staged, Claims Media Has ‘Sick Partnership’ With the Squad

After all of the threats and fighting with the president of the United States, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) arrived home and was greeted with a hero’s welcome at Minnesota airport on Thursday.

A crowd of Omar supporters showed up just to cheer the Minnesota congresswoman, who recently found herself on the opposite end of racist chants of “send her back” during a rally for the president, who just...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 19, 2019 at 23:53.

Trump to Nominate Late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s Son for Labor Secretary

Trump to Nominate Late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s Son for Labor Secretary

We all know that President Trump met up with nepotism in a back alley and punched it in the balls, then hit it over the head with one of Ivanka’s kitten heels from her cruisewear line that seems to be exclusively sold at Marshalls.

The man that has given the highest level of security clearance to his daughter and her husband has never had an issue with hiring family, so why would he let that...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 19, 2019 at 23:00.

Trump’s Selling Overpriced Straws to Idiots Who Drink Bud Light With a Beer Cozy

Trump’s Selling Overpriced Straws to Idiots Who Drink Bud Light With a Beer Cozy

Nothing says “I stand with America” like doing coke off a Russian prostitute’s naked ass while using a Trump-branded straw, and thank God the president’s branding team saw fit to add his name and a ridiculous price tag to Trump straws!

Fuck those liberal paper straws that don’t want to impeach the president. The Trump team is offering a pack of 10 Trump-branded straws for $15 which, HuffPost...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 19, 2019 at 03:19. 23 comments

Lindsey Graham: The President Doesn’t Want to Kick Out All Legal Citizens, Just the Ones Who Don’t Support Him

Lindsey Graham: The President Doesn’t Want to Kick Out All Legal Citizens, Just the Ones Who Don’t Support Him

Watching Trump’s favorite footstool Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) twerk is becoming one of my favorite boredom activities.

Wait, you’ve never seen Republicans twerk? Sure you have. That’s what I call it when they bend over backwards to support the president’s xenophobic, racist, immoral and unconstitutional policies and then begin talking out of their asses.

Recently, Graham twerked in front of...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 19, 2019 at 00:30. 18 comments

President Dog Whistle Repeats Insidious and Unfounded Claim That Rep. Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother

President Dog Whistle Repeats Insidious and Unfounded Claim That Rep. Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother

Stay with me, for a second: A mediocre white man, who inherits the majority of his wealth, claims that he’s a fantastic businessman. The same white man claims he had bone spurs to avoid serving in a war and later desecrates the legacy of deceased Arizona Senator and war hero John McCain. The white man who paints his skin orange marries an immigrant who is not a genius but somehow obtained the...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 18, 2019 at 03:00. 1 comments

Keep Ya Head Up: Iowa Official and Tupac Superfan Forced to Resign After Sending Mass Email Quoting the Rapper

Keep Ya Head Up: Iowa Official and Tupac Superfan Forced to Resign After Sending Mass Email Quoting the Rapper

Jerry Foxhoven—his real name, not his rap name—was the director of Iowa’s social services agency. He was also a huge fan of late rapper Tupac Shakur and he reportedly let his workers know it.

According to the Associated Press, Foxhoven—or “Hov-N” as he will be called for the rest of this article—sent messages to his employees praising Shakur’s lyricism. One day, he accidentally emailed his “

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 18, 2019 at 02:00. 13 comments

Poll Finds Trump’s Racist Dog Whistle Works With Racists; Republican Support Increases After Racist Tweets

Poll Finds Trump’s Racist Dog Whistle Works With Racists; Republican Support Increases After Racist Tweets

Well, it looks like President Trump’s racist tweet targeting the fab four freshmen congresswomen is working; not only has he distracted the public from his relationship with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein , his Republican base has heard the call and his support has increased.

According to a Reuters/Ipsos poll, after the president tweeted that all four U.S. representatives: Alexandria...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 18, 2019 . 10 comments

Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Shown Palling Around Party at Mar-a-Lago in Unearthed Footage from 1992

Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Shown Palling Around Party at Mar-a-Lago in Unearthed Footage from 1992

President Donald Trump has been trying to distance himself from another faux billionaire, Jeffrey Epstein, now that the—well, no one knows what it is exactly Epstein does for money, just that he has a lot of it; just think of him as the reverse Tommy from Martin—rich guy with no job was arrested on federal sex trafficking charges earlier this month. Epstein’s charges include “sexually...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 17, 2019 at 22:15. 3 comments

Democratic Hopeful Marianne Williamson Asked White Audience Members to Apologize to Black Guests for Slavery

Democratic Hopeful Marianne Williamson Asked White Audience Members to Apologize to Black Guests for Slavery

I don’t know if 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful Marianne Williamson believes that she can win, but she’s certainly entertaining in her losing effort. To put it lightly, the spiritual guru, aka “girlfriend,” is kooky AF and while other Democratic nominees are vying for the black vote by offering reparations for slavery and student loan elimination, Williamson is on a whole ’nother level....

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 17, 2019 at 01:30. 7 comments

Kellyanne Conway Goes on Unhinged Rant and Asks Reporter ‘What’s Your Ethnicity?’

Kellyanne Conway Goes on Unhinged Rant and Asks Reporter ‘What’s Your Ethnicity?’

I don’t know why we are forced to live in a world where Kellyanne Conway talks to reporters but this is the life Donald Trump has created. On Tuesday, Conway spoke to journalists—and things took a really weird turn.

According to the Daily Beast, Andrew Feinberg, a writer for BeltwayBreakfast.com asked the White House counselor about the racist remarks the president tweeted towards the fab four...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 16, 2019 at 23:00. 1 comments

Justice Department Won’t Bring Charges Against NYPD Officer in Eric Garner’s Death

Justice Department Won’t Bring Charges Against NYPD Officer in Eric Garner’s Death

In a move that is surprising to no one who has been paying attention, Trump’s Justice Department—lead by William Barr, aka “Evil Fred Flintstone”—will not bring any charges against the white New York City police officers who use an illegal chokehold to cut short the life of Eric Garner, reports the Washington Post.

Garner, 43, had committed the egregious and flagrant act of selling loose...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 19:04.

Brian Kemp Resigns as Georgia Secretary of State With Governor's Race Still Undecided

Brian Kemp Resigns as Georgia Secretary of State With Governor's Race Still Undecided

A day after declaring victory in a race that hasn’t been officially settled, Republican Brian Kemp resigned as Georgia Secretary of State Thursday noting that he’s burned enough votes to ensure that he will be the next governor of Georgia.

Kemp, aka the wizard of voter suppression, said he could finally resign because his true work of punching the black vote in the face was complete. Oh, and...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 18:58.

White House to Former Counsel Don McGahn: Ignore Those Congressional Subpoenas, We Got You

White House to Former Counsel Don McGahn: Ignore Those Congressional Subpoenas, We Got You

The White House is continuing its efforts to defy Congress as new reports note that the Trump administration has directed former White House counsel Donald McGahn not to comply with a Congressional subpoena related to Robert Mueller’s investigation.

Despite McGahn now being a private citizen, the White House is arguing that asking for documents related to Mueller’s Russia investigation fall...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 18:37.

Trump Is Trash, So of Course, He'd Still Accept Political Dirt on Foes From Foreign Governments

Trump Is Trash, So of Course, He'd Still Accept Political Dirt on Foes From Foreign Governments

Trump just can’t stop stepping in it.

If there were signs all over the White House pointing out where not to step, Trump would still step in it.

If “it” were lying on a rug with a flashing, neon, talking billboard that played on repeat for Trump not to step here, Trump would lace up his golf cleats and promptly go step in it.

During an interview with ABC News that aired Wednesday, Trump was...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 18:17.

Reflections on Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Public Statement. First Thought: Damn, He Looks Like the Night King

Reflections on Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Public Statement. First Thought: Damn, He Looks Like the Night King

Maybe it’s because none of us has never really seen special counsel Robert Mueller—or maybe it’s because I just never gave a shit. But during his first public speaking appearance since he dropped his long-awaited debut album, Strictly for My Russian Niggaz, the exposé into how Russia straight finessed the 2016 presidential election, I never noticed that Mueller looks just like the Night King,...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 18:00.

Trump Threatens to Get His Cousins If Democrats Keep Threatening Impeachment

Trump Threatens to Get His Cousins If Democrats Keep Threatening Impeachment

President Donald Trump is doing the preemptive threatening thing that he does when he’s not making up nicknames for congressional members or kicking Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) in the back of the knee and watching him buckle. This time, the president is threatening to go to the Supreme Court, where he put Neil Gorsuch and Brett “I Like Beer” Kavanaugh, if Democrats look to impeach his lying,...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 17:57.

How Fox News Host Sean Hannity Almost Got America Into a War With Iran and Then Tucker Carlson Saved Us All

How Fox News Host Sean Hannity Almost Got America Into a War With Iran and Then Tucker Carlson Saved Us All

It’s no secret that the president gets his cues from Fox News.

In March, the New Yorker noted in its piece “The Making of the Fox News White House” that the president has granted his boo, fake news anchor Sean Hannity, seven interviews since Russia stole the White House. He’s given Fox News 44 interviews in total. By comparison, Trump has only given 10 interviews to three other television...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 17:26.

Major Leak Proves That Lazy Thot President Spends About 60 Percent of His Day in ‘Executive Time’

Major Leak Proves That Lazy Thot President Spends About 60 Percent of His Day in ‘Executive Time’

The White House is in full panic mode after a major leak confirmed that the president of the United States spends most of his day doing absolutely nothing. Of course, his schedule doesn’t say that he’s doing absolutely nothing, but that is, in fact, what he’s doing—nothing.

According to leaked schedules obtained by Axios, the president doesn’t do shit all day, which is why he has so much time...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 15, 2019 at 17:17.

Ex-Fox News Executive Turned White House Communications Director Bill Shine Resigns

Ex-Fox News Executive Turned White House Communications Director Bill Shine Resigns

The former Fox News executive who left the fake news station amid scandal and landed a cushy spot in Donald Trump’s White House resigned as the White House communications director on Thursday, after serving Trump for less than a year.

The formal statement is that Shine will continue working with Trump on his 2020 reelection campaign.

“Bill Shine has done an outstanding job working for me and...

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