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PatBateman PatBateman Jul 20, 2019. 16 comments

Top Reasons Why People Hate The 2020 Corvette

Top Reasons Why People Hate The 2020 Corvette

No Manuel.

TeH eNgInE iS iN tEh WrOnG pLaCe

HoOd tOo ShOrT

No ThReE pRoNg StEeRiNg WhEeLz

ReAr EnD dOeSn’T lOoK lIkE a FeRrArI

LoOkS tOo MuCh LiKe A fErRaRi

BuTtOnS

And finally,

BoOmErS lulz

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PatBateman PatBateman Jul 17, 2019. 13 comments

What Would You Look Like As A Corvette Owner?

What Would You Look Like As A Corvette Owner?

Amazing!!  I hear if you take a full pic, the app puts Jean shorts and New Balance shoes on you.  Technology, man...  just crazy. 

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PatBateman PatBateman Jul 15, 2019.

This Is What Happens...

This Is What Happens...

...When you make an intelligent snarky remark and the article gets cross-posted to Deadspin. You get ALL the Stars.

Actually, it's kind of annoying. My notifications keeps lighting up.

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 15, 2019.

Money. 

Money. 

That is all.

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 14, 2019.

Saturday College Football Thread

Saturday College Football Thread
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Behold! The ladiest ladies that Texas Tech has to offer. No, I’m not being facetious.

Blowout of the week? Kansas vs TCU. It’s a 45.5 point spread that I fully expect to be uncovered, if not beaten like a redheaded stepchild who talked back.

Game(s) of the week: Memphis vs UH, Alabama vs Miss. State, Oklahoma vs...

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 13, 2019.

A Toast, to Toasts!

A Toast, to Toasts!

When drinking in a gentlemanly (or lady-like) atmosphere, toasts can (and should) be made at the beginning and middle of each round. Instead of a simple “Cheers!”, or “Drink up, ya bastards!”, use your wit and wisdom to keep the mood proper. Let’s begin.

In some Asian cultures, a toast signals a “bottoms up”, glass-draining chug. If you’re drinking a fine liquor or high-end beer, this is a...

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 12, 2019.

The Universe has Balanced Back Out

The Universe has Balanced Back Out

It is as it should be.

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 10, 2019.

Saturday College Football Thread

Saturday College Football Thread

Dear CFP Committee: on behalf of the Big XII, go screw yourselves.

So last week, I sucked at my predictions. This week, I don’t have time to make predictions as I’m literally walking out the door for a quick road trip. Here are your games today.

Who ya cheering for (GO COUGS!!!)?

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 10, 2019.

Many Sightings of Awesome Things (and Cigars)

Many Sightings of Awesome Things (and Cigars)

The cigar/motor club just turned this shit up to 11. And no, this isn’t a 2016. HOT DAMN, we have OLD SCHOOL COOL mixed with (slightly used) NEW HOTNESS up in hurr tonight!!

HO. LEE. CRAP you guise. Initially, I thought this was a 1966 GT350. And a beautiful example at that. The only problem with it was that the side mirrors and windshield wipers are missing. But is it a 1966? The ‘65 only...

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 08, 2019.

Damn Skippy

Damn Skippy

From a cigar shop bathroom. Also, look at the size of this cigar!!!! And I do NOT have small hands:

RIP to whoever smokes this.

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 08, 2019.
PatBateman PatBateman Jul 07, 2019.

Dancing to Huey Lewis

Dancing to Huey Lewis
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IT’S HIP TO BE SQUARE.

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 06, 2019.

Oppo, Identify This:

Oppo, Identify This:

Looks like a modern version of the Excursion. I thought they made them in Mexico, but I’ve never seen one here. Also, I think Hennessey makes a version as well (could be an HPE, since this is at NRG Stadium in Houston. Bonus pic of Texans players’ car lot.

PatBateman PatBateman Jul 05, 2019.
PatBateman PatBateman Jul 05, 2019.
PatBateman PatBateman Jul 04, 2019.

Hey, That Car Race Thingy...

Hey, That Car Race Thingy...

It's about to restart. The Nascar thing. It's about to go again after the rain. It's on Fox Sports Uno.

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