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Marnie Shure Marnie Shure Jan 14, 2020. 10 comments

Burger King kindly offers Prince Harry a job

Burger King kindly offers Prince Harry a job

The recent news of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepping back from their duties as Duke and Duchess of Sussex is, to marketing teams, the gift that keeps on giving. Yesterday, the official Twitter account of Burger King tweeted the following:

It loses a few comedy points for lacking an actual handle to “@” in order to gain Harry’s attention. But it gains points for having every appearance...

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Marnie Shure Marnie Shure Jan 13, 2020. 8 comments

“Ka-ching!”: Redditor reveals failed sandwich grift, sparks internet debate

“Ka-ching!”: Redditor reveals failed sandwich grift, sparks internet debate

It’s America in 2020, and for better or for worse, side hustles are everywhere. One anonymous Reddit poster is looking to make a buck in an unconventional way: selling intellectual sandwich property via binding legal contract to neighborhood delis.

On January 11, Twitter user @BathysphereHat posted screenshots from Reddit’s popular AITA (Am I The Asshole?) series, which Reddit describes as “a...

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Allison Robicelli Allison Robicelli Sep 16, 2019. 13 comments

Taco bookmarks are the kind of innovation that separates us from animals

Taco bookmarks are the kind of innovation that separates us from animals

We don’t who figured out this ingenious food hack, but we think they deserve some sort of major award. The Presidential Medal of Freedom, for instance:

The revolutionary discovery is a gamechanger for those of us who are prone to losing bookmarks and who use a mini-fridge as a nightstand to take the work out of their usual 3 a.m. snack.

Several major food brands decided to replicate idea,...

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Dominick Suzanne-Mayer Dominick Suzanne-Mayer Aug 20, 2019. 11 comments

Popeyes, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A engage in pointless, infuriating chicken sandwich Twitter spat

Popeyes, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A engage in pointless, infuriating chicken sandwich Twitter spat

By now you’ve probably heard that Popeyes has a new chicken sandwich , and that it’s terrific . It’s so good that this is happening:

The most common point of comparison thus far for the Popeyes sandwich has been Chick-fil-A’s longstanding version. In addition to the structural similarities between the two, many have already celebrated the Popeyes sandwich as a less controversial alternative ...

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Kate Bernot Kate Bernot Jun 19, 2019. 12 comments

Last Call: The best short story ever told on Twitter

Last Call: The best short story ever told on Twitter
Last CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.  

The best story I’ve read this month unspooled over the course of just 10 tweets. I know, outrageous. Like the “baby shoes, never worn” story, it’s not just poignant and unsettling...

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Kinja Kinja May 22, 2019. 23 comments

Snarky brand responses to Kim Kardashian’s Jack In The Box tweet, ranked

Snarky brand responses to Kim Kardashian’s Jack In The Box tweet, ranked

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian announced to the internet that she would like to speak to a manager:

A few of the things that make this ridiculous tweet a work of art:

The fact that she didn’t even tag Jack In The Box, assuming (rightly, as it happens) that someone from the company would see it pretty damn quickly all the same.“I won’t fully put you on blast”: Hilarious on its own (how generous);...

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Dominick Suzanne-Mayer Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 16, 2019. 12 comments

Vita Coco social media calls Twitter guy’s bluff, offers jar of piss

Vita Coco social media calls Twitter guy’s bluff, offers jar of piss

It started like so many online arguments do: A guy showed up in the Twitter feed of a brand account, yelling about the product as though whoever’s running the brand account has any power over it. The brand “clapped back”, the likes rolled in, and somewhere in an office with an open-floor plan, a bunch of account executives high-fived themselves on the growth in overall engagement.

But what...

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Kate Bernot Kate Bernot May 16, 2019. 13 comments

Last Call: Japan gets all the best food mascots

Last Call: Japan gets all the best food mascots
Last CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.  

Because I follow Takeout contributor Jenny Pfafflin on Twitter, I was this week blessed to discover the existence of @mondomascots, an account dedicated to chronicling “the weird...

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Gwen Ihnat Gwen Ihnat Apr 30, 2019. 14 comments

Last Call: Chase Bank faceplants with #MondayMotivation tweet

Last Call: Chase Bank faceplants with #MondayMotivation tweet
Last CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.  

Like a lot of people, I bank with Chase, so I’m sure I’m not the only person who had a mini-heart attack when I saw that “Chase Bank” was trending on Twitter. But so was...

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Kinja Kinja Apr 20, 2019. 21 comments

Chrissy Teigen’s great week: Disneyland, Time 100, dunking on Laura Ingraham

Chrissy Teigen’s great week: Disneyland, Time 100, dunking on Laura Ingraham

It’s a good time to be Chrissy Teigen. To be fair, I’m not sure there are that many bad times to be Chrissy Teigen, but if you were going to pick a window, this would be a pretty good one. It started last weekend, when the cookbook author (and Twitter savant) and her husband John Legend celebrated daughter Luna’s third birthday at Disneyland, a trip that included a breakfast with Disney...

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Gwen Ihnat Gwen Ihnat Apr 02, 2019. 11 comments

Last Call: How many gummi bears can you identify just by color?

Last Call: How many gummi bears can you identify just by color?
Last CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.  

We love a good candy exploration here at The Takeout, and so were intrigued by the Twitter data efforts of one Scott Barolo and his journey to the center of the 12 Flavor Gummi...

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Gwen Ihnat Gwen Ihnat Mar 27, 2019. 24 comments

Last Call: I’ve actually never tried instant ramen

Last Call: I’ve actually never tried instant ramen
Last CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.  

You know me; I love a good Twitter thread . Today’s was kicked off by photographer Paul Clarke, who wants to know:

The question kicked off a bunch of interesting and improbable...

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Kinja Kinja Mar 26, 2019. 11 comments

This week in weird Twitter food: Oreo rice?

This week in weird Twitter food: Oreo rice?

Feast your eyes:

Let’s move right past the Oreo dunked in Red Bull, because we can. We’re not here for whatever that mess might be. We’re here for Oreo rice. Twitter user @WahyuYordan posted the above photos late last week (if you click through and expand, you can see that the concoction has been heated on a stove, which makes it marginally more understandable), and the responses are a...

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Kinja Kinja Mar 19, 2019. 10 comments

Yes, you're about to click on a story about Ariana Grande tweeting about mangoes

Yes, you're about to click on a story about Ariana Grande tweeting about mangoes
Hot LinksWe spend way too much time on the internet  

If you wake up tomorrow morning and suddenly a surprisingly large percentage of the population is walking around singing a song you’ve never heard about fruit, this will be the reason why:

Perhaps “nah.... a mango” is destined to be the “thank u, next” of 2019, and by this time on Thursday we’ll all be living in a post-“nah.... a mango”...

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Gwen Ihnat Gwen Ihnat Feb 20, 2019. 17 comments

Last Call: How many towels do you have?

Last Call: How many towels do you have?
Last CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.  And how many should you have?

If you went away from Twitter for a few hours over the weekend and then returned (haha, like that would ever happen), you may have been surprised to...

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Gwen Ihnat Gwen Ihnat Jan 04, 2019. 21 comments

Piers Morgan and vegan sausage roll in 2019’s first insufferable Twitter squabble

Piers Morgan and vegan sausage roll in 2019’s first insufferable Twitter squabble

Piers Morgan likes to rail against “snowflakes” a lot. As the British TV personality’s pinned Happy New Year tweet puts it, “Zero apologies in advance to all whiny PC-crazed snowflake imbeciles who will be horrifically offended by absolutely everything I say or write.” Noted!

But it seems that the man himself is a bit sensitive about certain subjects. Vegan sausage rolls, say.

As the...

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Kinja Kinja Dec 01, 2018. 22 comments

Burger King explains its gibberish stunt, tweets at Pornhub

Burger King explains its gibberish stunt, tweets at Pornhub

On Wednesday, a tweet went viral that was, perhaps, the purest form of Twitter imaginable. It was 240 characters of pure, uncut discourse, straight from the people behind Burger King’s social media accounts . And now PornHub is involved.

Here’s how it began. Ahem:

The account spent the rest of the day responding to the perplexed people of the world with more jibberish, and occasionally, with...

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Gwen Ihnat Gwen Ihnat Nov 06, 2018. 18 comments

Burger King trolls Kanye West over his favorite restaurant

Burger King trolls Kanye West over his favorite restaurant

At this point, even Kanye West’s most benign sentiments can apparently inspire online controversy. After visiting the White House last month, West then claimed that he had been “used to spread messages I don’t believe in” for political purposes and pledged to stay out of politics (also on Twitter: “I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative !!!”).

Good....

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Kate Bernot Kate Bernot Jun 19, 2018. 1 comments

Last Call: S-Town podcast will become a movie

Last Call: S-Town podcast will become a movie
Last CallLast Call is The Takeout’s online watering hole where you can chat, share recipes, and use the comment section as an open thread. Here’s what we’ve been reading/watching/listening around the office today.  S-Town, the movie

People have strong feelings about This American Life’s spinoff podcast, S-Town. (I listened to the entire thing on one long, boring road trip. I liked it, but I...

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