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Dara Sharif Dara Sharif Jul 15, 2019 at 18:26.

Hot Take: Comey Blasts Barr as Too Weak to Withstand the Corrosive Force That Is Donald Trump

Hot Take: Comey Blasts Barr as Too Weak to Withstand the Corrosive Force That Is Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a corrupt force that corrupts everything and everyone around him.

So opines former FBI Director James Comey in an op-ed Wednesday in the New York Times.

And Trump’s corrosive nature is so potent, Comey writes, it can eat away at the most “accomplished people,” referencing current Attorney General William “Bill” Barr and outgoing Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein.

Trump,...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 14, 2019 at 18:35.

How Special Counsel Robert Mueller Threw the Alley-Oop That Led to America Getting Dunked On

How Special Counsel Robert Mueller Threw the Alley-Oop That Led to America Getting Dunked On

Special Counsel Robert Mueller was at a briefing with the Justice Department when he revealed something that no one on his team, no one overseeing his work, no one, literally, no one saw coming. That after two years of investigating whether there had been collusion by Trump’s campaign with Russia to help steal the 2016 presidential election, Mueller wouldn’t be offering his conclusion on...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 14, 2019 at 05:42.

How the Russia Collusion Investigation Turned Into the Greatest Political Joke Ever

How the Russia Collusion Investigation Turned Into the Greatest Political Joke Ever

Today was supposed to be a glorious day. Today was supposed to be the day where special counsel Robert Mueller’s two-year investigation confirms everything that those of us who didn’t vote for Trump already knew, that the president of the United States colluded with Russian operatives to steal the 2016 election.

Instead, to borrow one of the dumbest white phrases I’ve never used, this whole...

Dara Sharif Dara Sharif Jul 12, 2019 at 09:32.

DOJ’s No. 2, Rod Rosenstein, the Man Who Reportedly Said He Could ‘Land the Plane’ for Trump, Hands in His Resignation

DOJ’s No. 2, Rod Rosenstein, the Man Who Reportedly Said He Could ‘Land the Plane’ for Trump, Hands in His Resignation

Deputy U.S. Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, has officially submitted his resignation papers, stating that his last day will be May 11.

The departure of Rosenstein, whose tenure was marked by his appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller to investigate Russian interference in the election of Donald Trump to the Oval Office, was expected after William Barr was confirmed as U.S. attorney...

Ibn Safir Ibn Safir Jul 11, 2019.

Trump Bashes Mueller, Democrats and New York Times in Latest Round of Tweets

Trump Bashes Mueller, Democrats and New York Times in Latest Round of Tweets

Trump took to Twitter to bash Robert Mueller and his 400-page report.

labeling the investigation a “witch hunt” that found “no collusion,” Trump told followers that “the Democrats, no matter what we give them, will NEVER be satisfied.”

His tweets come as reports that members of the special counsel team have been frustrated by attorney general William Barr’s 4-page summary of their findings. In...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 11, 2019.

You Scared? Trump's Tweeting Fast and Furious as Redacted Russia Probe to be Released Thursday

You Scared? Trump's Tweeting Fast and Furious as Redacted Russia Probe to be Released Thursday

Like a rapper that knows an explosive diss track is about to be released, the president of the United States is playing reduced-stress checkers—in which they’re only six pieces on the board to prevent confusion (but he still cheats)—by releasing tweets that will help his followers know his position on the soon-to-be-released Russian investigation report by special counsel Robert Mueller.

On...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 08, 2019.

Attorney General William 'Big Fred Flintstone' Barr to Release Redacted Mueller Report Within a Week

Attorney General William 'Big Fred Flintstone' Barr to Release Redacted Mueller Report Within a Week

Attorney General William “Big Fred Flintstone” Barr sat in the lukewarm seat on Tuesday and told lawmakers that he will be releasing a redacted AF version of special counsel Robert Mueller’s mixtape, “Why couldn’t I just say whether or not the president obstructed justice?” within a week.

Big Fred of the the Mighty Mighty Flintstones also said a whole lotta other shit that basically amounted...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jul 03, 2019.

Robert Mueller Wrote a 'Bish, What?' Letter to the Attorney General After Barr Remixed the Special Counsel's Report

Robert Mueller Wrote a 'Bish, What?' Letter to the Attorney General After Barr Remixed the Special Counsel's Report

For those not up on game, shortly after Special counsel Robert Mueller released the findings of his two-year investigation into whether Russia colluded with the Trump administration to steal the 2016 presidential election, Attorney General William Barr condensed this 448-page report down to a four-page memo given to Congress in which Barr claimed that the president didn’t commit obstruction...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. May 06, 2019. 11 comments

Democrats Considering Contempt for Attorney General After Evil John Goodman-Face Fails to Release Full Mueller Report

Democrats Considering Contempt for Attorney General After Evil John Goodman-Face Fails to Release Full Mueller Report

Nobody puts evil Fred Flintstone-face in the corner. Nobody.

The House Judiciary Committee thought they were just going to subpoena Attorney General William Barr to release Robert Mueller’s full, unredacted master’s dissertation on the investigation into Russian hijinks in the 2016 presidential election.

Well, the House Judiciary Committee forgot a few things:

1. Barr is a white man and as...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. May 03, 2019. 12 comments

Nancy Pelosi on Attorney General Barr: 'He Lied to Congress. That's a Crime'

Nancy Pelosi on Attorney General Barr: 'He Lied to Congress. That's a Crime'

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is tired of Trump and his cronies’ bullshit. On Thursday, Pelosi, the top cop of the house speakers, didn’t mince her words and wants everyone to know that Attorney General William Barr—who drives a car with his goddamn feet—lied to Congress about special counsel Robert Mueller’s report and how he characterized the findings.

“What is deadly serious about it is the...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. May 02, 2019. 19 comments

Watch Sen. Kamala Harris Dunk on Attorney General William Barr

Watch Sen. Kamala Harris Dunk on Attorney General William Barr

Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) is running for president, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have time to hand Attorney General Barr his ass right quick. In fact, she did it all in less than a minute.

Here’s how it all went down: Barr—who may or may not subsist on a diet of T-Rex T-Bones and Brontosaurus burgers—was sitting before a firing squad of Democrats, and a feathering squad of...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Apr 20, 2019. 7 comments

House Democrats Issue Subpoena For Full Mueller Report, Not The William Barr Remix

House Democrats Issue Subpoena For Full Mueller Report, Not The William Barr Remix

On Thursday, Attorney General William Barr held a press conference early in the morning to tell everyone how much he loves and respects the president. Fine, he held a press conference...who knows why he held a damn press conference, but he did and it was stupid.

Then he released a redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report to the general public and Congress. Congress got all...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Apr 11, 2019. 16 comments

Wait, What? Attorney General Claims Spying Occurred on Trump's Campaign Then Provides No Evidence

Wait, What? Attorney General Claims Spying Occurred on Trump's Campaign Then Provides No Evidence

Attorney General William Barr, who is not John Goodman’s twin brother, slipped up and let his true inner Trump supporter show.

During Barr’s Senate Appropriations Committee, which was supposed to be about his 2020 budget—but no one cares about that when you have the man who decided that there wasn’t even a case to prosecute the president for obstruction of justice—went off the rails when Barr,...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Apr 04, 2019. 11 comments

Some Members of Mueller's Team Say Trump Report Way More Damaging Than Attorney General's Memo

Some Members of Mueller's Team Say Trump Report Way More Damaging Than Attorney General's Memo

Well, what do you know? The Trump-guy that Trump handpicked to run the Department of Justice—America’s top cop if you will—the guy that Trump picked to supersede Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions after he recused himself from all things Russia-related, didn’t quite convey the true essence of special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russia collusion in the 2016 presidential...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Mar 26, 2019. 17 comments

How Robert ‘Ferris’ Mueller Screwed Us All: Trump’s Going to Ride This ‘No Collusion With Russia’ Report Into His 2020 Campaign 

How Robert ‘Ferris’ Mueller Screwed Us All: Trump’s Going to Ride This ‘No Collusion With Russia’ Report Into His 2020 Campaign 

We don’t know what’s in the actual report!

That’s the lie I keep telling myself; that the world doesn’t know what’s actually in the million-page report that Special Counsel Robert Mueller handed over to Attorney General William Barr, the man most likely to play Steve Bannon in the off-Broadway musical, You Fucked Us In The Face! How Trump Destroyed America.

Here’s what we know: Barr is a Donald...

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