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May 01, 2020. 9 comments

For the First Time in a Year, the White House Press Secretary Is Going to Speak, and It’s Going to Be a Disaster

For the First Time in a Year, the White House Press Secretary Is Going to Speak, and It’s Going to Be a Disaster

Before the Trumps took over the White House and parked a broken-down Chevy pickup, trampoline and inflatable swimming pool on the front lawn, there used to be regularly scheduled press briefings.

But the president is a liar, and as the White House press secretary, I’d imagine it’s hard to explain the president’s lies when staring out into a sea of reporters who are not here for your fuck shit....

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Apr 16, 2020.

Watch: Trump Blows His Toupee Because He Doesn’t Like Answering Questions During Press Briefings That He Continues to Host

Watch: Trump Blows His Toupee Because He Doesn’t Like Answering Questions During Press Briefings That He Continues to Host

Donald Trump is such a camera hog that he does his own press briefings. It’s a moment for the narcissist-in-chief to preen like a peacock. What he can’t stand is anyone who questions the image he wants projected to the people.

You know who else is like this? Every dictator that has ever dictated.

Unfortunately for the president, this is America, and as such, the press is supposed to be the...

Apr 10, 2020. 23 comments

Trump Administration Looking to Reopen America Next Month Because They’re All Idiots

Trump Administration Looking to Reopen America Next Month Because They’re All Idiots

Dr. Ben Carson is a world-renowned surgeon who may go down in history as one of the best to ever wield a scalpel. He’s currently a member of the Trump administration, and his position? He’s the doctor of housing. He may have been the only hope in terms of flattening the curve of idiocy inside the Trump administration, but he doesn’t speak loud enough for anyone to listen to him.

So when it...

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Mar 27, 2020. 19 comments

Trump Hates This Ad So Much, His Campaign Has Asked Networks to Stop Running It—or Else

Trump Hates This Ad So Much, His Campaign Has Asked Networks to Stop Running It—or Else

When all of this is said and done, history is going to look back at Donald Trump, especially during the time of the coronavirus pandemic, and say:

Trump fumbled the ball on a global pandemic not because he wasn’t warned or didn’t have the information available to him; he fucked up because he’s a liar, and when America needed him to be brutally honest, he did what liars do.

Now Trump’s...

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Mar 21, 2020.

Good News for Tardy Tax Payers: The White House Will Extend Filing Deadlines an Extra Three Months

Good News for Tardy Tax Payers: The White House Will Extend Filing Deadlines an Extra Three Months

In these trying times, we could all use an extra grace period to get all of our affairs in order. Of course, there are those of us who wait until the last minute to get things done regardless of the times.

In either case, there’s a bit of good news on the horizon for people who are running late on getting their taxes filed: You got time.

According to AP News, the White House is doing something...

Mar 18, 2020. 11 comments

To Combat the Coronavirus, Trump Administration Proposes an Emergency Stimulus Check for Every Adult American: 'We Have to Do This Now'

To Combat the Coronavirus, Trump Administration Proposes an Emergency Stimulus Check for Every Adult American: 'We Have to Do This Now'

Feeding into mass hysteria isn’t exactly my ministry, but I think it’s safe to say that at this point, the coronavirus has ruined almost all of our lives to some extent.

But as I sit here in my dark apartment, devoid of groceries,

NBA highlights and social interaction, I take solace in knowing that our fearless leader, Donald Trump—the same imbecile who eliminated our U.S. pandemic response...

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Mar 15, 2020. 14 comments

Good News For People Who Like Terrible People: President Trump Tested Negative For COVID-19

Good News For People Who Like Terrible People: President Trump Tested Negative For COVID-19

Welp, if you were waiting on news to break that President Donald Trump has come down with “that Rona,” you’ll be disappointed.

According to AP News, the White House released test results Saturday night revealing that the president received negative results for COVID-19 after being tested for coronavirus on Friday.

Yesterday, The Root

reported that three people who had visited Trump’s...

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Mar 13, 2020. 5 comments

Several in Trump’s Administration Have Been Exposed to the Coronavirus, So Why Won’t They Get Tested?

Several in Trump’s Administration Have Been Exposed to the Coronavirus, So Why Won’t They Get Tested?

I’m not sure if Trump’s only mission as president is to continue to assure his cronies that their investments are safe or if he truly just doesn’t give a shit, but there have been several reports that the 73-year-old president of the United States has come in contact with people who have either had or have been around people who’ve tested positive for the coronavirus, yet he and members of...

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Mar 10, 2020. 10 comments

Trump Administration Won’t Release Intelligence Report That Warns the U.S. Isn’t Ready for Global Pandemic: Report

Trump Administration Won’t Release Intelligence Report That Warns the U.S. Isn’t Ready for Global Pandemic: Report

Without explanation or warning, the Trump administration reportedly postponed an annual intelligence report that explained that the U.S. isn’t even remotely ready to handle a global pandemic.

It was all supposed to go down Feb. 12. That was when the “The office of the Director of National Intelligence (DNI) was scheduled to deliver the Worldwide Threat Assessment to the House Intelligence...

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Feb 19, 2020. 8 comments

Attorney General William Barr Isn’t Quitting. He Just Wants People to Think He’s Still a Man

Attorney General William Barr Isn’t Quitting. He Just Wants People to Think He’s Still a Man

Attorney General William Barr, aka Evil Fred Flintstone, aka The White Unsullied, walked out of his Senate confirmation in January 2019 and into the White House where he gave President Trump a gift. Turns out that gift was Barr’s balls as he’s not used them since becoming attorney general and now that it’s becoming obvious, white Rerun is tired of dancing and wants to prove once and for all...

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Feb 19, 2020. 5 comments

White House Correspondents' Dinner Taps Kenan Thompson to Bring Back the Funny

White House Correspondents' Dinner Taps Kenan Thompson to Bring Back the Funny

Nearly two years removed from

the spectacle that was the 2018 White House Correspondents’ Dinner , the annual gala will return to its comedic roots.

The Hill reports that Saturday Night Live star Kenan Thompson will host its 2020 dinner on April 25. And because you can never get enough comedians of color on the same stage, attendees will also be treated to entertainment courtesy of 2019...

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Feb 01, 2020. 8 comments

Some Guy I Didn’t Know Was Running for President Is No Longer Running for President

Some Guy I Didn’t Know Was Running for President Is No Longer Running for President

Former Maryland Rep. John Delaney is calling it quits. If I’m being honest, I don’t know who the hell that is. I would also like to add that I live in Maryland and cover politics and I don’t think I’ve ever heard of John Delaney, a Democrat, who was running for president (who knew?). And now he no longer is running, or as Beyoncé’s husband put it, “Grand opening, grand closing.”

Managing...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Jan 13, 2020. 11 comments

The White House Even Lies About the Weather, Tweets Photo of ‘First Snow’ on 70 Degree Day

The White House Even Lies About the Weather, Tweets Photo of ‘First Snow’ on 70 Degree Day

The White House is so out of touch with reality that on one of the hottest days in January history, the White House shared a photo declaring the first snow of the year.

“First snow of the year!” read the photo’s caption, which showed the White House in the background and snow pouring down. The photo was shared to Twitter on Sunday evening when temperatures reached a high of 70 degrees.

There...

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Dec 29, 2019. 22 comments

Filmmaker Michael Moore Says White People Who Voted for Trump ‘Are Not Good People’

Filmmaker Michael Moore Says White People Who Voted for Trump ‘Are Not Good People’

As the 2020 run for the White House kicks into high gear, Michael Moore is calling out white folks who voted for Donald Trump.

The Oscar Award documentary filmmaker and activist has declared that “white people have not changed” and that people “should be afraid of them.”

In an interview for the latest edition of Rolling Stone’s Useful Idiots podcast, Moore wanted to make it clear that his...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 27, 2019. 12 comments

Republican Gets Spine for Christmas, Finds That Mitch McConnell Is Shady AF

Republican Gets Spine for Christmas, Finds That Mitch McConnell Is Shady AF

In news that can only be described as shocking, Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski told an Anchorage TV station that she’s “disturbed” by Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-Ky.) admission that he’s already decided his position on Trump’s impeachment.

McConnell, the result of a turtle falling in love with a boat shoe and having unprotected sex, has openly admitted that he’s rooting for the...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 20, 2019. 18 comments

Nancy Pelosi’s Playing 3-D Chess With a President Who Has Trouble with 4-Piece Puzzles

Nancy Pelosi’s Playing 3-D Chess With a President Who Has Trouble with 4-Piece Puzzles

The U.S. president’s blind spot has always been women. The president is such a misogynist that he doesn’t believe that women are as capable, or strong and smart enough to outwit him, which is hilarious considering this is the same president that has trouble reading off a teleprompter.

Nevertheless, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) has proven the perfect foil to President Trump as...

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Karu F. Daniels Karu F. Daniels Dec 08, 2019. 19 comments

Cory Booker ‘Taken Aback’ by Bloomberg Referring to Him as ‘Well Spoken’

Cory Booker ‘Taken Aback’ by Bloomberg Referring to Him as ‘Well Spoken’

Oh Bloomie!!!

It appears that Old

Crazy Uncle Joe Biden isn’t the only gaffe prone presidential hopeful.

During his at-times-tense interview with Gayle King for CBS This Morning, Michael Bloomberg referred to fellow Democratic candidate Cory Booker as “well spoken.”

The billionaire, who served as New York City’s mayor for an unprecedented three terms, said he and the former Newark...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 03, 2019. 17 comments

Trump Won’t Participate in This Week’s House Judiciary Impeachment Hearing Because He Did That Shit

Trump Won’t Participate in This Week’s House Judiciary Impeachment Hearing Because He Did That Shit

Look, it’s time that we stop hemming and hawing around what we know to be the truth: Trump tied Ukrainian aid to dirt on possible Democratic 2020 rival Joe Biden and his son, Hunter. That happened.

Full stop.

What’s happened since then has been a game of let’s see if the GOP can make a mockery of the truth by continuously throwing shit at it until they stink up the entire process. Basically,...

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Jay Connor Jay Connor Oct 30, 2019. 15 comments

YG Boots Fan Off Stage for Refusing to Curse Out Donald Trump

YG Boots Fan Off Stage for Refusing to Curse Out Donald Trump

Rappers have a difficult job.

I couldn’t imagine performing in front of hundreds of people staring at their iPhones for a living, but I would guess that crowd participation is a pretty sensitive topic. In fact, it was very serious for Compton rapper YG, who showed his audience that he wants them to be fully immersed in his show and openly show disdain for all things Donald Trump.

Variety...

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Karu F. Daniels Karu F. Daniels Oct 28, 2019. 11 comments

Longest Serving Black Congressman John Conyers Jr. Passes Away at 90

Longest Serving Black Congressman John Conyers Jr. Passes Away at 90

John Conyers—the longest-serving black congressman in U.S. history—has passed away.

The Michigan Democrat who represented Detroit died Sunday at age 90.

PBS Newshour’s White House correspondent Yamiche Alcindor broke the news on Twitter that he died in his sleep, after confirming the death with family members.

A founding member of the Congressional Black Caucus, the Highland Park, Mich., native...

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