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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. today at 08:30. 2 comments

Trump Mocks Teen Climate Change Activist Greta Thunberg and His Campaign Tweets Image of His Face on Her Body

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It appears that the Trump campaign’s re-election strategy is to use Photoshopped images of the president’s orange face on the bodies of every successful white person, both fictional and real. As it stands, Trump and his team have shared images of the president’s face on fake great white hope Rocky Balboa and supervillain Thanos.

First Rocky, Now Thanos: We Are Being Governed by Evil Richie...

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we just keep driving today at 08:39

Greta being Greta, she responded appropriately in her Twitter Profile.

BB&J: Standing up for Marginalized Peoples today at 08:40

He’s only mocking her because he doesn’t find her attractive enough to bed her, which, on many levels, ew .

Also he can’t read, has dementia and is a thin skinned little bitch boy.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. today at 01:00. 2 comments

Pastor Who Sermonized That Jews Are Going to Hell Was Trump’s Pick to Speak at White House Hanukkah Reception

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Only in this time, with this White House could a pastor who once said that Jews are going to hell be one of the speakers at a White House Hanukkah reception, which included the signing of an executive order aimed at tackling anti-Semitism on college campuses.

I can’t make this shit up.

The event, which included “several prominent Jewish Americans in attendance, including New England Patriots...

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IDM3 today at 01:06

“ ,” he declared on the Trinity Broadcasting Network.

Trinity Broadcasting Network. That sums it all up.

Jered today at 01:06

If you’re a Jewish Trump supporter you get what you paid for. So be it.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. yesterday at 05:00. 1 comments

Former FBI Lawyer Is Suing FBI, the Justice Department, and Trump Still Can’t Keep Her Name Out of His Mouth

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Former FBI lawyer, Lisa Page, whose “fuck the fat orange guy running for president” text messages with another FBI employee were leaked to the media, is suing the Justice Department and the FBI for being messy AF.

From CBS News:

Her attorneys argue in the suit that the revelation of her text messages violates the Privacy Act, which bars “disclosing a covered record ‘about’ an individual unless...

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Mssaywhatitis yesterday at 05:04

I hope she gets millions.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. yesterday at 03:30. 9 comments

First Rocky, Now Thanos: We Are Being Governed by Evil Richie Rich

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For those that don’t know, or aren’t old enough to remember, Richie Rich was a little white kid whose parents were so rich that by default he became the richest kid in America. Sadly, the president of the United States, in his stunted developmental growth is basically the evil version of the 1953 character who was so rich that his middle name was simply a dollar sign. No word on whether Ty...

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Murry Chang yesterday at 03:36

It’s a seriously good analogy though: Movie Thanos is a crazy asshole whose plan is dumb and won’t work at all the way he thinks it will. I mean, that’s basically Trump and his wall in a nutshell.

HuskyBro yesterday at 03:49

Stop.

cdwag14 yesterday at 03:49

I assume he never saw EndGame. You know where a group of diverse heroes get together and stop Thanos and end his plan. I mean asking his fat ass to sit still for three hours would be a chore but he needs to watch it to learn what happens when you think you’re a god.

Nunna Yorz (Thanos' pimphand dismisses you!) yesterday at 03:41

I really don’t get the Rocky thing. Rocky FOUGHT a Russian. Trump sucks up to one.

And the Thanos thing... Did anybody tell him that Thanos loses? Twice? To a team lead by Captain fucking America???

( Damnit, now I gotta change my name on here because of this di pshit )

Sassinak11 yesterday at 03:46

I really don’t get the Rocky thing. Rocky FOUGHT a Russian. Trump sucks up to one.

Corrected that for you...

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 11, 2019 at 01:31. 2 comments

How the Many Faces of Maxine Waters’ Shade Stole the House Dems Impeachment Announcement

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We don’t deserve Auntie Maxine.

The California Democrat is serving her 15th term in the House and she’s not done. At 81, she’s still the most vocal and has proven herself to be the biggest thorn in President Trump’s side because, make no mistake about it, Maxine Waters was the first person to speak out shortly after Russia handed Trump the election in 2016, to make clear that she had no...

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cdwag14 Dec 11, 2019 at 01:54

You mean Maxine Waters & Nancy Pelosi are showing what strong leadership looks like? But I was told that they were too old, centrist & corporate bought to make a difference. I was told that the “Justice Dems” were ready to take over and lead the party. I was told that “The Squad” were the new face of the Democratic Party. Right AOC? Maxine Waters’ moods spoke for all of us.

The Dark One 508 Dec 11, 2019 at 01:59

nancy pelosi? “ leadership?” you are fucking high.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 11, 2019 at 00:30. 3 comments

Trump Bashes FBI Director After Conspiracy Theory Turned Out to be Bullshit

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Because President Trump gets the majority of his news from the White Supremacy Post and InfoWars, he believed that the “deep state” was actively working to undermine his 2016 campaign, which allegedly included spying on Trump advisers.

Trump believed that top FBI officials were working to bring him down because, prior to becoming president of the United States, he was the head of Evil Corp....

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cdwag14 Dec 11, 2019 at 00:45

To The FBI & Secret Service: We know you have ways of making things look like an accident. History will smile on you if you do what we know you have it in you to do. Thanks.

Signed, A Grateful Portion of The Nation that doesn’t watch Fox News

dudebra Dec 11, 2019 at 01:00

Here you go cops and copsuckers. Dear leader and his stooges will turn on you just like anyone else that opposes them.

Bill Barr needs to be impeached also. These republican traitors want to destroy the rule of law and rule by their insane whims.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 10, 2019 at 22:22. 8 comments

Trump's Jenga Tower Set to Fall as Dems Unveil 2 Articles of Impeachment

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And so it begins.

The slippery slope leading the president into a fiery pit of embarrassment starts today after House Democrats unveiled two articles of impeachment against President Trump.

According to the Washington Post, the articles of impeachment alleged that Trump “abused the power of his office and obstructed Congress in its investigation of his conduct regarding Ukraine.”

“We must be...

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Sassinak11 Dec 10, 2019 at 22:34

As much as I hate to say it.. nothing will actually come of this.

Given that people are getting bamboozled with the notion of the “process” and less about the substance and the fact that he actually admitted most of it directly... I have so little faith in anything being done that at this point they might as well rubber stamp it.

It’ s quite sad really. But not surprising.. the people that have hitched their wagons to Cheato know there is really only one way out.. Resignation or blind obedience and supporting the corrupt to the very end.

SarDeliac Dec 10, 2019 at 22:55

The only possible “something” that could come of this is due to the fact that the president is weak. He cannot abide scrutiny and he cannot handle pressure, particularly if either is sustained or extended. He is a master of distraction. The key is to keep the pressure on and not chase the keys he’ll be constantly shaking to try and get eyes on that instead of on him . If they do, he’ll break.

A second possible vector is that as the pressure mounts, the rats that are hiding in his pants cuffs will see which way the wind is blowing and abandon him. The people he has surrounded himself with are loyal only to themselves, and if they can be convinced that sticking with him is becoming dangerous to them personally, they’ll flip on him in less time than it took to type this sentence.

A third possible option (and, to my mind, the best one) is that he checks out from a stroke, aneurysm, cerebral hemorrhage, myocardial infarction, or just falls down the stairs and face plants into something solid and unyielding.

But the impeachment process is going to hit a hard wall in the Senate, agreed. Nothing’s going to stop the Senate GOP except death--not laws, not morals, not ethics, not rules, not nothing. They know this is their last gasp to hold onto any relevant power and they will go down with the ship.

Sassinak11 Dec 10, 2019 at 23:00

I would agree, but he’s got so many people running interference for him that basically as weak as he is.. they will fall on their swords to rationalize the weakness away to themselves and others .. “No.. he didn’t fall, he suddenly saw a quarter on the ground and wanted to have a close inspection of it before picking it up to give to charity.. That’s just how generous and big hearted he is!”

The Dark One 508 Dec 10, 2019 at 22:50

im just angry with it. it seems they’ve narrowed it down to two things about one thing that they could have had a really big broad web over everything that he’s tried to con.

the following commentary is what i think from here from the bottom of the updates to the top:

way to go and not include the mueller report nancy! YASSSS KWEEEEEEEN. that also means they wont have him for obstruction of justice which he fucking did. anyone but nancy is able to see that. why is that bony ghoulish cunt our speaker? people in california better replace her worthless ass it’s her fucking fault this took two years longer.

“The President will address these false charges in the Senate and expects to be fully exonerated, because he did nothing wrong,” Stephanie Grisham said.

no he wont you stupid cunt.

the end result thanks to nancy and the senate is he’s going to walk away from this and waltz into a second term.

bobetty Dec 10, 2019 at 23:01

The thing about the Mueller report is that it would have given Republicans a ton of bullshit ammo to throw around. Not using it and instead focusing on what the current hearing were about allows for a lot more focus.

It would give them Hillary and her baggage, Obama, and the "spying" by the deep state.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 10, 2019 at 07:00.

Trump Big Mad at Girlfriend Fox News for Cheating on Him

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The public fuss-fight between President Trump and his personal YouTube channel Fox News took another turn Sunday when the leader of the free world tweeted that he knows that they’re cheating on him and he’s tired of it.

“Don’t get why @FoxNews puts losers on like @RepSwalwell (who got ZERO as presidential candidate before quitting), Pramila Jayapal, David Cicilline and others who are Radical...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 10, 2019 at 02:00.

Trump Tweeted Over 100 Times Sunday Because He Didn’t Have Cheerleading Practice

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With the holidays on the horizon and school winding down to a snail’s pace, the president of the United States sits alone in his sleeping coffin wearing cozy PJs and messaging with Rep. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) about which GOP boys think he’s cute. Unfortunately, this Sunday it was Graham’s turn to work the president’s slaughterhouse, so the president was super bored and like most high school...

Dec 07, 2019 at 04:11. 7 comments

Harris Was Good in Theory, Buttigieg Makes Us Weary and Biden Sees Things Clearly: 2020 Presidential Black Power Rankings, Week 19

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“Kamala Harris is dropping out but Pete Buttigieg is still in?”

I got about a million incredulous texts just like this from black folks I know when Senator Kamala Harris dropped out of the 2020 campaign earlier this week. I got so many texts from black people about Harris I thought Tom Steyer was going to steal my Verizon contacts. The catch is, almost every incredulous text I got was from...

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whatamithinking Dec 07, 2019 at 06:30

My candidate, Warren, is at the top, which is cool, but i’d be fine if Julian Castro was No.1. Castro has been treated badly from day one, not only in mainstream media but among some Black pundits. Dude has been consistent in addressing black issues boldly and in radical ways yet never given due props. No other candidate has even been close, not even Beto & Warren. Shameful.

As for Kamala Harris, after that tangle with Tulsi Gabbard I knew she would not recover, and that it was over. Too many of y’all were in denial; there was no whitewashing her history.

The interesting thing now is how does theRoot cover Joe Biden & Bernie Sanders without bashing them and destroying them for Trump? I’m not feeling Biden, but cool with Sanders. We’ll see.

In the meantime let’s NOW make the case for Stacey Abrams being VP. No backing down!

Enai D Dec 08, 2019 at 07:08

Castro is definitely better than Warren, and maybe even better than everyone besides Bernie, on the issues and policies... the problem is he’s a total non-contender who’s inevitably going to drop out soon (still only at about a 1.5% in polls). If we’re confined to people who actually have a realistic shot at the nomination, its clearly 1. Bernie 2. Warren.... and then Pete the evil chipmunk and Joe “No Forced Busing” Biden tied for dead-last.

Banestar Dec 08, 2019 at 11:22

Disagree. Castro’s record is substantially worse than Warren’s. Would agree Bernie is best though/

HumorSadist Dec 07, 2019 at 08:57

I’m happy Castro is getting some love here. He’s doing the work, why isn’t he getting the credit?

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 07, 2019 at 02:00. 15 comments

We Know What Trump Uses to Make His Face That Color. Hint: It’s Not Pig Vomit

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If you ever wanted to look like the president—or a weathered, sun-soaked, wrinkled Trader Joe’s orange—and run through the neighborhood scaring the shit out of children and people of color, then now is your chance, as the president’s favorite concealer has been revealed to be Russian prostitute urine!.

Thanks to hardworking journalists at the Washington Post and several undocumented immigrants...

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myopicprophet Dec 07, 2019 at 02:13

This is exactly what I come to The Glow Up for. To see Maiy...

...Stephen A. Crockett Jr. post about makeup.

Perdido en la Traslación Dec 07, 2019 at 03:18

It’s not really so much a Glow Up as it is a . . . Rust Through.

scottwricketts Dec 08, 2019 at 22:28

This is perfect. I regret I have but one star to give.

kidelo pities the fools Dec 07, 2019 at 02:53

It’s concealer .

So I like to think he began by covering up a spider vein here and a scar there and then just smeared that cheap shit that he now buys in bulk all over his ugly keloid of a face, thinking he’s concealing the shit out of it.

Jokes on you, Emperor. You’re naked AND ugly.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 05, 2019 at 22:33. 11 comments

Speaker Nancy Pelosi Says Trump ‘Leaves Us No Choice But to Act’ on Impeachment

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And so it begins.

On Thursday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that she’s asked that articles of impeachment be drafted against President I Did That Shit. Sure impeachment without removal from office is about as damaging as a public indecency charge from 1994; it’s not going to really do anything but it’s embarrassing if it comes up in a job interview.

But it’s happening and it’s a...

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cdwag14 Dec 05, 2019 at 22:40

Gee it’s a shame Splinter isn’t around to eat shit, crow and Nancy Pelosi’s dust since they spent month after month trashing her for like not impeaching Trump as fast as they wanted. Gee I mean it’s like she actually knew what she was doing. I mean she didn’t listen to that dumb ass “squad” or wet behind the ears bloggers who obviously knew more than she did. Seriously Nancy is a fucking bad ass chick and she’s been pretty much handing Trump his ass for months but hey according Splinter and all the other wannabe’s she should step down right? Gosh if only there was a successful prosecutor running for President that also happened to be a woman that could’ve been a visible asset in this fight, but hey three mediocre white people and a mayor of a shit city in Indiana will do. Right? Do you Nancy.

myopicprophet Dec 05, 2019 at 22:43

Whiggly Dec 05, 2019 at 22:48

This fits pretty firmly with my predictions that she doesn’t like to show her cards or be seen taking actions that are more politics than policy (see also: the “Green New Deal,” a manifesto without any real policy dimensions that she also fought against), such that she was willing to wait for a clear basis for impeachment (rather than just harass him like some of her more vapid critics in congress wanted), although I’m very surprised she hasn’t tried to delay this until after the conventions to do maximum electoral damage.

cdwag14 Dec 05, 2019 at 22:50

She couldn’t wait that long. I mean according to all the experts at Splinter she needed to do it like right now I mean who builds a case these days?

myopicprophet Dec 05, 2019 at 22:55

Yeah because of all the corruption in the Trump administration, Nancy knew that in 2019, Trump would make a phone call. And you get to shit on people who aren’t even around.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 04, 2019. 3 comments

Kamala Harris Shuts Door on Presidency and Dunks on the President on Her Way Out

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On Tuesday, Sen. Kamala Harris announced that she was ending her presidential campaign , but because Trump knows nothing about an AKA’s ability to clapback—or how to do anything with grace—he sarcastically tweeted, “Too bad. We will miss you Kamala!”

Apparently, no one told the president that Kamala had already obtained three clapback infinity stones by attending Howard University, smoking...

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oddseth Dec 04, 2019

BUUUUUURRRRNNNN!

I will miss Kamala as a candidate and was really excited about her running for president but it is good to know that she will still be around to share her wit in the Senate. Not to mention she would make an excellent VP running mate for the Dem who wins the 2020 primaries.

jcn-txct Dec 05, 2019 at 00:03

I don’t know if its their defense of Trump or their lack of the rule of law and governmental procedures but I always amazed that the Dems seem to always calm and presenting facts and the GOP folks seem to be loudly speaking and speaking about conspiracies . Is there more educated (attorneys and such) on the Dems side or the GOP side?

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 04, 2019. 3 comments

World Leaders Caught on Hot Mic Clowning Trump, and Princess Anne Is a Real One

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World leaders and a fussy baby who keeps telling everyone he won the popular vote are in London for the NATO summit. Unfortunately for America, our representative is a failed businessman-turned-reality TV host who can’t stop whining.

Basically, he’s a national embarrassment on a global stage, like a kid that keeps yelling “pee-pee” and “boo-boo” inside the grocery store without warning; you...

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kidelo now 2x more uppity IRL Dec 04, 2019

They laughed at him like a DOG. And Princess Anne? She don’t know Trump.

FuckYourRacismYouSCUM Dec 04, 2019

“You know, it was terrible. Truly, and - hey! It was, and really, I know terrible. A lot of people tell me all the time, “You really know terrible.” I do! It’s true, because in this world, hey, in this world, there are two kinds of people: People who are fantastic and know a lot about most everything. Well, most as in 98%, which is what we see in, uh, in the reports about me. I know because I read them! Fantastic reports. Really great reports. I gotta say, I mean, with all due respect to Mr. Trudeau, that, uh, that I don’t really think he understands the other 15% out of the 98% that I referred to. Really incredible, especially from what I’ve been hearing, from a lot of wonderful, really nice, really fantastic and tremendous people.”

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 04, 2019. 4 comments

House Democrats’ Impeachment Report Confirms Trump Is a Finesser Who Cares More About KFC Than America

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In news that should be shocking to no one with opposable thumbs, a report by House Intelligence Committee Democrats confirms that President Trump was more concerned about his own personal gain than the well-being of the country when he tried to finesse a quid pro quo arrangement with the Ukrainian president.

According to several sources, including God and the truth, the president reportedly...

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GreatScott Dec 04, 2019

Of course it’s all about him. In fact that “America First” sham actually goes:

Me 1st

Me 2nd

Me 3rd

Vlad 4th

Me n’ Vlad 5th

Vanka ‘nem 6th (maybe)

America (I haven’t decided yet...we’ll see what happens... )

EvenBaggierTrousers7 Dec 04, 2019

He thinks the “me” i n America i s for him.

cdwag14 Dec 04, 2019

Stephen why bother the networks and the media at large want four more years of this shit. The DNC has done all it can to placate white voters today so as far as I am concerned if he can get away with it fuck it let him. Let them worry Joe in Iowa and Ned in fucking New Hampshire my black ass will be worried about NYC. The courts are fucked for two generations but hey we kept a woman out of the White House in 2016 & made sure no qualified candidates of color even got to the first primary in primarily white states that don’t reflect where this country is or is going. Burn it all to the ground.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 04, 2019. 18 comments

Trump Offers ‘Isis Fighters’ to French President Because He Just Can’t Stop Being a Global Embarrassment

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American albatross and the president of people who believe in UFOs sat across from the president of France—a real president—who continuously embarrassed Trump in a tense meeting that the U.S. president made tense by being an asshole.

During the sideline NATO meeting Tuesday, Trump did the condescending asshole-y thing he does where he offered the French leader, Emmanuel Macron, “ISIS fighters”...

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900turbo Dec 04, 2019

Macron should have been like, “Je vais te botter le gros cul orange.” How do these world leaders keep from slamming their heads against the wall when ‘45 opens his mouth?

Also, if the cat didn’t manage to escape every time, we would be looking at a skunk fucking raping a cat Saturday mornings. What a rapey bastard.

Foxstar loves Bashcraft Dec 04, 2019

Pepe wasn’t always the aggressor in that one-sided relationship. Sometimes P enelope decided to sate her thirst by going after him and he almost never took it well.

My Kinja Dec 04, 2019

F ine if you’ re a fur covered quadraped. Bipedals have to live to actual standards unlike t he president, who still hasn’t learned to sit, stay and be a good boy .

Murry Chang Dec 04, 2019

The last time France was in a fight was after 9/11 when everyone stopped buying their fries.

Pretty sure I haven’t seen a French fry since then either; w e totally got away from eating them, right?

Kevin O'Mac Dec 04, 2019

Freedom fries, freedom toast, freedom vanilla ice cream, freedom bread pizza, Freedom’s mustard, the freedom horn, freedom kissing . . . it’s all better because of FREEDOM! YA!

Angry_Mike_ Dec 04, 2019

you mean freedom fry, right?

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 03, 2019. 17 comments

Trump Won’t Participate in This Week’s House Judiciary Impeachment Hearing Because He Did That Shit

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Look, it’s time that we stop hemming and hawing around what we know to be the truth: Trump tied Ukrainian aid to dirt on possible Democratic 2020 rival Joe Biden and his son, Hunter. That happened.

Full stop.

What’s happened since then has been a game of let’s see if the GOP can make a mockery of the truth by continuously throwing shit at it until they stink up the entire process. Basically,...

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cdwag14 Dec 03, 2019

I’m going to say this one more time, the amount of people that think this bitch ass punk mother fuckin pussy is some kind of genius tough guy is simply amazing. No it is fucking infuriating. People in NYC know he’s a bitch ass pussy and as dumb as a fucking post. There is a reason he has never testified in any lawsuit. There is a reason that his lawyers have done all they can to keep his fat ass off the stand. Why? He’s a fucking moron. Have you heard this dimwit attempt to speak? Have you heard him when he has no script and has to think of a response? He’s culturally, socially, politically and morally ignorant and that is the part that galls anyone with a brain the most. That dumbass white people thought this pile of goo, flab and phlegm deserved to be President. Fuck you all.

TheWorldWantsMeDead Dec 03, 2019

So say we all!

Rubycakes Dec 03, 2019

All the stars in the heavens to you, Mr. Cdawg, for this fucking gem:. “ He’s culturally, socially, politically and morally ignorant and that is the part that galls anyone with a brain the most.”

You should go on the campaign trail with this poetry.

adimentsuak Dec 03, 2019

Frankly I can not wait for the impeachment vote in the House and the trial in the Senate! I’ m thrilled! We call talk about Ukraine all day long. Are you really ready for that Stevie? We can talk about what Trump did (wait a minute, didn’t Mueller’s 10 million dollar, two year investigation get to that ?) which amounts to zip, and then we can talk about Burisma and H unter and J oe and all that stuff. I eagerly anticipate Joe telling the Senate how he wasn’t really extorting the Ukrainians when he on video bragging about it. Let’s get to it! ...

The Dark One 508 Dec 03, 2019

kill yourself.

Gromgererer Dec 03, 2019

This is dumb. I’m embarrassed for you.

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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 02, 2019.

President Face-Skin Doesn’t Match His Neck-Skin Calls Impeachment Hearings a ‘Big Time Hoax’

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Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

Seriously, stop me.

Why aren’t you stopping me?

The president got in front of cameras with his face all orange-y and his neck all white before leaving to go to London to argue some NATO shit that he doesn’t understand and told the cameras that the impeachment hearing is all a big hoax.

And because the president wasn’t done, he then got on Air Force...

Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Dec 02, 2019. 18 comments

We Knew It: Melania Trump Reportedly Sleeps in the Guest Bedroom Where Michelle Obama’s Mom Used to Stay

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Melania Trump is no damsel in distress; in fact, she’s a calculated genius (if her visa is to be believed) who plotted on the old orange man with the attractive bank account. But unless Scrooge McDuck sleeps with his money, Melania reportedly has no interest in laying next to his old wrinkly ass.

Either Melania Trump Is the Slovenian Rain Man or She Finessed Her ‘Einstein Visa’

Until I see...

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dudebra Dec 02, 2019

Is Melania a hero because she was perfectly fine with real estate fraud and money laundering but Trump’s treason might be making her feel a little bit uncomfortable?

Nah. If she doesn’t deserve to die in prison, she should die alone, unloved, broke and on the public assistance her criminal and cruel baby daddy would deny to far better people.

NameIwillRegret Dec 02, 2019

Exactly. She’s in on the grift, and nobody should have any sympathy for her. I don’t even know how you would sympathize with her, given that she’s already reaped the rewards for agreeing to fuck that disgusting bag of crap.

Joe_Stammer Dec 02, 2019

“Trump’s treason might be making her feel a little bit uncomfortable...”

There is really no evidence of this. Anyone who looks at a picture or video clip and claims they can see it in her eyes is giving her FAR too much credit. She knew the dog she was laying down with. Sh e’s fine with the fleas.

GreatScott Dec 02, 2019

“ Once he’s good and high off sugar, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) come to fluff his pillows...”

I honestly thought you were gonna go somew here else with this.

Nunna Yorz (Thanos' pimphand dismisses you!) Dec 02, 2019

Lindsey Graham does the other kind of fluffing .

GreatScott Dec 02, 2019

I don’t know, Nunes has shown a tendency to want to get there first.

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Jay Connor Oct 30, 2019. 15 comments

YG Boots Fan Off Stage for Refusing to Curse Out Donald Trump

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Rappers have a difficult job.

I couldn’t imagine performing in front of hundreds of people staring at their iPhones for a living, but I would guess that crowd participation is a pretty sensitive topic. In fact, it was very serious for Compton rapper YG, who showed his audience that he wants them to be fully immersed in his show and openly show disdain for all things Donald Trump.

Variety...

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kidelo now 2x more uppity IRL Oct 30, 2019

I’m surprised a swarm of cable news reporters didn’t descend up on yon white fellow in order to explore that “I don’t know” as an undecided voter. Maybe dude declared too early? Undecided FTW 2020 /s

Ara_Richards Oct 30, 2019

Fucking undecided voters, the nation's paste eaters.

Old white guy Oct 30, 2019

Hey I’m undecided. Or, I should say, I haven’t had the decision made for me yet, since a dem candidate hasn’t been named yet. And then the Dems might go full democrat screw up and nominate, say, someone like Fidel Castro, or Putin, or Pinochet, or, you know, someone even worse than trump (like hitler, or, apparently to many, Hillary). Then I can make a decision...

SixSpeedSteve Oct 30, 2019

I love you guys, but after today, I’m done with G/O Media.

I know that’s what they want, but I just can’t do it any more.

I hope all of you can come together somewhere else, because it won’t be long now.

BigDadaCoolBreeze Oct 31, 2019

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