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Jun 12, 2020.
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Trump’s Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow Doesn’t Believe Systemic Racism Exists. Why Is Anyone Talking to Larry Kudlow?
Larry Kudlow might be everything wrong with white America—privilege, Karenism and this administration all rolled up into one stiff suit.
Kudlow, who is currently the director of the United States National Economic Council, was once chief economist and senior managing director for Bear Stearns the investment bank for really rich white people and was also the economics editor for the National...
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kidelo can shoot the duck
Jun 12, 2020
I believe it was one of your who said:
Asking white people in power if there is systemic racism in ___________ is like asking fish if water is wet.
Asking Larry Kudlow if there is systemic racism in the U.S. is like asking a particularly craven and stupid fish if water is wet.
Makes Me Wonder Why I Even Bring The Thunder
Jun 12, 2020
You know how colleges and universities give out honorary degrees?
I think we’re to the point where some of them need to start issuing dishonorary ones.
(I hear the Wharton S chool of Business is on board with this idea.)
Calamari Dreamin'
Jun 12, 2020
Asking Larry Kudlow if there is systemic racism is like asking an undeserving, over-privileged Fox News talking head propagandist if they are an undeserving, over-privileged Fox News talking head propagandist.
If he ever acknowledged the truth even for a second he would gouge out his eyes and wander the earth as a penniless hermit for all eternity.
wkiernan
Jun 12, 2020
Larry Kudlow, in his capacity as a professional economist, also warned us in 1993 that the Clinton administration’s tax hikes would collapse the U.S. economy. Some of you younger people, who weren’t around or were in grade school at the time, might not remember the U3 unemployment rate (which went from 7.5% to 4.2% between 1993 and 2001) or the federal budget (which went from a $200-billion deficit to a $120-billion surplus) or the DJIA (3,400 in 1993, 10,600 in 2001).
And in 2007 and 2008, noted economic pundit Kudlow assured us that, contrary to the warnings of the “pessimistas, ” there was zero chance that there would be a recession of any kind in the near future.
Larry Kudlow is 100% reliable! When he says “sunny skies,” grab your umbrella. If he says “dark clouds ahead,” bring sunscreen and a beach blanket.
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Jun 11, 2020.
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Trump’s Holding His First Rally in Months on Juneteenth in Tulsa, Okla., and All of This Stinks of Stephen Miller
President Trump has always been a racist. But his racism has never been informed: he couldn’t tell you in any historical way why he hated people of color, only that he hates them. For years he’s spouted off uninformed, stereotypical, surface-level race-related reasonings as to his hate for those with melanated skin and well-seasoned food.
He was Remy from Higher Learning before and after he’s...
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kidelo can shoot the duck
Jun 12, 2020
When Miller was in high school, nobody liked him. Making people angry, is Stephen Miller’s raison d’ê tre. Sure, there’s stone-cold racism behind it. B ut if you’re like me, and like to drill people down to who they were in middle school as being behind the pathology of the person that they are today, you can see Miller for the pathetic outsider he was then. That is the driving force behind his behavior.
If someone could find out what this ur -moment was, we could disa rm him completely. Did some “ immigrant” do better than him at t-ball? Did a little black girl refuse his third-grade Valentine?
In any case, . Gone ahead and have your rally Trump. Go ahead.
Sassinak11
Jun 12, 2020
So basically Steven Miller is MegaM ind?
The Tao that can be spoken
Jun 12, 2020
He was racist back then too.
He once told a classmate he couldn’t be friends with him because he was of Mexican descent. While that was undoubtedly a good thing for the classmate, it does point to Miller’s long, long history with overt racism.
The Final Days of Gawker Have Come
Jun 11, 2020
They are trying to prove that they can do anything they want.
If they can be this blatant and worse as the year continues and be releected, it sends a message to everyone about what power they really have.
Now the conservatives think this will depress turnout in future elections, like breaking a dog by beating it.
Given what we’ve seen this last month, I think that’s an incredibly dangerous gamble.
“Gamble", not "losing strategy". I refuse to believe that as long as Trump goes hard R racist, his chances of winning are 50/50 at worst.
certain12
Jun 12, 2020
Does Oklahoma celebrate Juneteenth? I thought it was a Texas holiday? I mean, it really isn’t even a thing. This is being blown way out of proportion.
Darius Raqqah
Jun 12, 2020
Jun 11, 2020.
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US Navy Latest Military Force to Ban the Confederate Flag
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The nationwide protests against police brutality and systemic racism have caused many long-standing American institutions to look inward and figure out how they can do the bare minimum to support the cause. The Marines have ordered the removal of Confederate flags from their bases; the Army has expressed openness to the idea of renaming bases named after Confederate generals; and now, the...
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Darius Raqqah
Jun 11, 2020
As a leading Confederate general , Braxton Bragg (1817-1876) earned a reputation for incompetence, for wantonly shooting his own soldiers, and for losing battles. This public image established him not only as a scapegoat for the South’s military failures but also as the chief whipping boy of the Confederacy.
Anyone know the Vietnamese, Chinese, or Arabic words for ‘Winning?’
Mr.DuckSauce
Jun 11, 2020
Yes, it’s “GET THE FUCK OFF OUR LAND”
Dr Emilio Lizardo
Jun 11, 2020
Tr ump is trying to sell Confederate Generals as symbols of winning (they didn’t), victory (see previous) and freedom (slavery). I know his racist base will eat that up, but it is still hard to b elieve.
skeffles
Jun 11, 2020
Is there a Fort Sherman in Georgia, I feel like Georgia needs a Fort Sherman. And that it holds an annual Georgia Barbecue Fair.
Darius Raqqah
Jun 11, 2020
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Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020.
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Of Course, the GOP Convention Is Heading to the End of America’s Digestive Tract
Florida is the asshole of America.
So it is fitting that the gathering of assholes may happen in the one place that is so strange that it is a game to look up “Florida man” and your birthday to see what ridiculous crime you land on.
I’m “Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property.”
After North Carolina officials told President Trump that they...
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Textured Soy Protein
Jun 11, 2020
Just have to say that is fantastic (although technically this didn’t happen on my bday and was only published on my bday) :
An apologetic but confused man greeted Florida firefighters after he allegedly started a house fire as he tried to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill, according to local media reports.
Smoke was coming from the house in Niceville, Florida, on Aug. 27 when the naked man met authorities at the door, . At the time, the home was filled with smoke and multiple items were on fire.
“I’m sorry,” he said to them and closed the door, .
The man “showed no sign of understanding the danger he was in,” the Herald quotes a police report. He later told authorities that he had smoked marijuana and consumed two liters of vodka, the Herald reports.
Eddie-Brannan
Jun 11, 2020
he had smoked marijuana and consumed two liters of vodka
Rookie. I can bake a cake, barbecue a brisket , change my oil and clean my gutters on that.
Peter Gatto
Jun 11, 2020
Of course, when you wake up the next day, what you realize you really did was 1) buy 17 dozen Hostess Cupcakes and mash them into a cake-like shape; 2) hold Slim Jims over the stove burner to add a nice full-on charcoal char; 3) put water in your car; and 4) cleaned your gutters with motor oil. Ask me how I know... :)
selburn6
Jun 11, 2020
America’s asshole? Nonsense. Florida is clearly America’s wang. I guess Jacksonville is the taint. Am I wrong for wanting to send a few people with COVID-19 to this convention and tell them to chant and cheer loudly and often and shake as many hands as possible ?
On my birthday, apparently a naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!”
Cavey
Jun 11, 2020
J acksonville is the fat, hairy pubic mound right above the base of the shaft. It’s usually fine until a few i ngrown hairs get sore and remind us that we’re south of Georgia and just as Florida as the rest of the state.
Also: Duuuu val !
LetMeShowYouAJeep
Jun 11, 2020
I thought it was the ingrown hair in the infected boil on the asshole of America,
Jun 07, 2020.
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Snoop Dogg Says He's Voting for the First Time in 2020 to Get Trump Out
West Coast rapper and internet uncle Snoop Dogg says he will be making his voice heard at the ballot box this year—for the first time in his life.
During an interview with Big Boy for Real 92.3 in which the rapper is wearing a head wraps and holding a signature fat blunt, Snoop revealed that he hadn’t been aware that he could vote given his criminal history.
“For many years they had me...
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Foxstar loves Bashcraft
Jun 08, 2020
I’m sorry but while Snoop is black, he’s also extremely connected and has money. How could he -not- have known all of these years that he has what 95% of people with records don’t, the means ($$$$) to get his voting rights back? I’m happy that he’s woken up and all but I don’t give hero cookies to people who don’t even do five seconds of Googling.
TheLostJedi
Jun 08, 2020
You might be surprised. It’s not something people do everyday, and many people can’t be bothered to do it even when they have no criminal record - even the highest turnout as a percentage of the voting age population was around 80%, and that was in the 1800s. 2008 was a massive turnout, and yet only 58.2% of the voting age population actually voted - and the low points are even worse, especially for non-presidential elections.
It is entirely understandable that he thought he couldn’t, so he never bothered with it, and only because of Trump was he motivated enough to get the facts and get himself registered. It underscores the importance of making sure people get the information, and get the help to secure their ability to vote (not to mention get to the polls).
Calamari Dreamin'
Jun 08, 2020
Question for:
The Pope
The NFL
The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Every police officer who knelt with protesters
-What the hell took you so long? This has been going on FOREVER
Question for:
Snoop Dogg:
- Are you f*ckin kidding? This has been going on FOREVER
LolaFalanasLongAssLegs
Jun 08, 2020
Can we not reward folks for doing the bare mininum? We keep elevating problematic milli onaire s whose concerns about black men, women and children are performative?
If he’s really about it he should go to swing states and register people to vote if he was about it.
atiyarayan
Jun 08, 2020
Excellent suggestion. Get on your plane & go to communities where your voice will have an impact. He got the time & the means.
butt soup barnes
Jun 08, 2020
Conversely, can we also not shit on people for doing the right thing?
There is middle ground between lavishing praise on someone, and treating them terribly at the very moment they decide to do the right thing.
Out of curiosity...how many out of state swing state voters have you personally registered (not as part of a job)?
Apr 30, 2020.
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Former Republican Justin Amash Is Considering Whether He Wants to Ruin Everything
There were three ways to a Trump victory in November:
A global pandemic that forces everyone in the house; a refusal to fund the Postal Service, which will surely affect mail-in voting; and a third-party candidate who surely has no chance at winning but will fuck up the election.
The first one is life. The second is clearly the president’s doing, as he told members of Congress that he won’t...
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The Dark One 508
Apr 30, 2020
Libertarians are just another republican. All Cancer.
Nunna Yorz - Stay Home, Stay Safe
Apr 30, 2020
As Thom Hartman says, “Libertarians are just Republicans who like to smoke pot.”
FuckerCarlson
Apr 30, 2020
Biden is going to lose to Trump all on his own considering his mental decline is getting harder and harder to hide. The DNC again goes out of it’s way to choose someone unelectable (not that they had great options this round).
Sadly, if Amash were to run, he would be the most qualified candidate and he’s not very qualified.
Nunna Yorz - Stay Home, Stay Safe
Apr 30, 2020
Username checks out.
Apr 29, 2020.
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Vice President Mike Pence Is a Crash Test Dummy for Trump
Remember way back to 2017 when Vice President Mike Pence attended a football game between the Indianapolis Colts and the San Francisco 49ers just so he could walk out when players kneeled for the National Anthem?
Pence would later tweet: “I left today’s Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.”
The football game...
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Manic Otti
Apr 29, 2020
Costco is requiring masks for all customers now. I can already feel the rage....
sybann
Apr 29, 2020
Shitstain’s supporters shop at Sam’s. Costco is too good to their employees.
Murry Chang
Apr 30, 2020
Most places around me are requiring masks, and, surprisingly enough for an area that went solid Trump in 2016, loads of people are actually wearing them.
decgeek
Apr 29, 2020
The irony of Mike Pence visiting the MAYO clinic and doing what is possibly the whitest thing he could possibly do.
Nunna Yorz - MAGA: One body at a time
Apr 30, 2020
dudebra
Apr 30, 2020
Greatest... GIF... Ever..
Apr 29, 2020.
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When the Music Stops: Famed Tap Dancers Diamond and Silk Cut From Fox News
Diamond and Silk learned the harsh lesson of steppinfetchery: No matter how hard you dance, at some point, they will tire of your act and you will find that there is no one left to dance for.
On Monday, Fox News, the Alex Jones of network news, severed ties with the blackface duo, whose schtick has even grown too outlandish for a fake news network. Think about that for a moment; an outlandish...
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kidelo wants a 6' long stick
Apr 29, 2020
But I already used my tap-dancing coon gif this month!
(I apologize for the highjacking, but my son just sent me this. Y’all:)
MyKinja
Apr 29, 2020
LOL! Everytime I hear ‘Wind of God’
cdwag14
Apr 29, 2020
I mean this means nothing. If Fox “News” really was interested in ridding themselves of people for spreading misinformation the following would’ve gone first: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Jeannie Pirro, Laura Ingraham and the triple vanilla latte of dumbfuckery that hosts Fox & Friends in the morning Docuhey, Kilmeade and the latest pair of legs attached to a blond mane of hair. I would hope this would serve as a warning to all future coons like Paris Dennard, Ben Carson and of course Candace Owens they will dump you first before anyone else. Like momma said: All Money, ain’t good money.
Apr 28, 2020.
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Trump Suggested Mainlining Disinfectants, So Some People Did. Now He’s Not Taking Any Responsibility for It
On Monday, after being a total diva with a coronavirus press conference—first it was on, then it was off, then it was on again—the president was asked whether he took any responsibility for people using disinfectants improperly after he suggested that it could aid in treating the coronavirus, and you can already guess his answer.
Not only did he not take any responsibility for the uptick in...
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iculookin
Apr 28, 2020
White people....this is y’all king?
kidelo wants a 6' long stick
Apr 28, 2020
“Look upon him! This is the best we had to offer the world in 2016! The pinnacle! The tor! Lo, the majesty of his slope! The beam of his tangerine gleam! The fruit of his loin doth honor him! Yea, watch the sidewalk alight in his honor as a tiger bounds by! See him quietly mount the fire escape steps and watch the sleeping shape beneath the sheets! Yet as the mattress glows, she disappears! The $130,000 check has cleared and Billie Jean is not his lover, she’s just a girl that says that he is the one, but the kid is not his son...”
Sorry, I got distracted.
SarDeliac
Apr 28, 2020
Your prose has been straight fire lately. Have been enjoying it greatly.
Whiggly
Apr 28, 2020
I kind of feel like he floated it with the idea that it would prompt the expert to say “don’t do that” on national television, but then took her not saying it as a suggestion that it was actually a good idea because he doesn’t get that he’s created (well, exacerbated, as there’s still the whole Leader of the Free World status) climate in which he can’t be told “no.”
ThirdAmendmentMan
Apr 28, 2020
He absolutely did not float it out there to have someone else say “don’t do that.” He floated it out there because his dumb senile ass heard that cleaning products kill viruses quickly so if you just put that in your body it will kill the virus quickly as well.
Apr 28, 2020.
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Looks Like Hope Hicks Has Replaced Ivanka as the Trump Whisperer
A 31-year-old white woman with no credentials other than being a 31-year-old white woman—which is the equivalent of being a 24-year-old black woman with a Ph.D. who discovered real-life vibranium—is now the person who Trump’s turning to during the coronavirus to help with his rebrand because nothing says “I’m fucking this up” like a rebrand during a global pandemic.
So far, for those that...
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ThirdAmendmentMan
Apr 28, 2020
Republicans:
kidelo wants a 6' long stick
Apr 28, 2020
Hope, Hicks is the person are the things the president is reportedly leaning on to help him get America through this
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Apr 28, 2020.
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Narcissist-In-Chief Canceled the Coronavirus Press Briefing. Then Remembered There Were Cameras, So It’s Back On
Trump hates the media, unless they love him, and then he loves them back.
So on Monday, with disinfectant-gate still a thing and the collective mouth full of four usable teeth that is Trump voters realizing that even they can’t get behind his idiotic suggestion that shooting up Lysol would help kill the coronavirus, Trump went ballistic on these tweet streets.
“There has never been, in the...
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ThirdAmendmentMan
Apr 28, 2020
He’s gonna throw such a tantrum.
eoghan01
Apr 28, 2020
That or else woodenly read from a script, and then expl ode on Twitter at 5 am the next morning.
odango atama
Apr 28, 2020
I read that as “explode on the toilet”. LOL!!!
ArtistAtLarge
Apr 28, 2020
Alright. I re mem ber a poster here said he would change his mind.
Come and get your gold star!
Sistayoga
Apr 28, 2020
There’s no way in hell he was going to stay away from the cameras for very long.
Apr 27, 2020.
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Trump Spent Sunday Raging on Twitter Because America's Starting to Realize He’s a Clown
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President Trump fucked up.
During a press conference last week, the president of people who are now considering adding a little bleach to their smoothies was freestyling and going off-script, as he’s been known to do. Trump was standing at the lectern when he began wondering aloud about the potential of moving both light and disinfectant inside the body.
So he turned to Dr. Deborah Birx, the...
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Babylon System
Apr 28, 2020
America’s Starting to Realize He’s a Clown
WHY DID IT TAKE THIS LONG ???
LaurelRepsCootieAve
Apr 28, 2020
They knew full well who they were voting for they just thought he could pull it off (MAWA).
Mr. Furious
Apr 28, 2020
That’s what I was thinking, though if it is indeed the case (I’m not holding my breath, sadly), I’d much rather it happen a few months before the election than a few months after .
HuskyBro
Apr 27, 2020
Even back in the day, when Lysol was having people do wild ish like use their product as a douche(!) , they put right there on the same instructions a warning to call a doctor if you ingest any of their stuff.
Trump, you stupid.
Borg Queen
Apr 27, 2020
No, they’re just literally following the directions on the bottle... “mix thoroughly... before pouring into douche bag”
kidelo wants a 6' long stick
Apr 27, 2020
Girl...
Apr 27, 2020.
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Trump Supporter Wants You to Know He Isn't Just Worth a Measly $1.3 Billion, but $3.3 Billion
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Spoiler Alert: La La La Laaaa, you don’t have to wait until Kanye West gets his money right anymore. Oh, and you definitely can’t tell him nothin’.
According to Forbes, Kanye’s official net worth is $1.3 billion. Forbes calculated that his stake is worth $1.4 billion, but since it is “private [and] highly illiquid]” their rule is to take off at least 10% for the final tally, which is $1.26...
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Ugh.
Apr 27, 2020
This dude’s spirit animal is a bottomless chasm.
And LOL at the dumb, money-worshiping motherfucker in the comments. It’s adorable. ;-*
RenaissanceNerd
Apr 28, 2020
One might even call it the Sunken Place.
What are some synonyms for ‘Fuck this guy’? I’m not sure that’s in the thesaurus.
Not sure why people keep fucking with this guy anyway. He made a good album last decade, pumped out a bunch of bullshit filler, achieved fame whore synergy with his life partner, made shitty, expensive clothes and supports a president that thinks he’s a subhuman while actively profiting off grift on an impressive level . Yet somehow he’s still growing wealthier. Boggles the mind.
SkaOreo
Apr 28, 2020
Unfortunately it’s what we’re taught: Rich people are the way they are because they’re “smart, creative, independent, clever,” Might is right, and the fact that they made money validates everything they say and do.
ambitious
Apr 27, 2020
Don’t tell Kanye but ...
“ When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, materialism and militarism are incapable of being conquered .” - Dr. Martin Luther King
P.S. It was def orange fist. A very washed out orange fist with holes in it that costs $1,850 on StockX because this world is trash.
Apr 27, 2020.
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Calls to Poison Centers Across the Country Have Gone Up Since Trump Talked About Injecting Disinfectant
Correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation, but it’s hard to say we didn’t see this coming after the president ruminated out loud a few days ago on the usefulness of injecting disinfectant into the body as a kind of “cleaning” to get rid of the coronavirus.
Trump Suggested Swallowing Light Bulbs and Shooting Up Disinfectant to Kill the Coronavirus. We Finna...I don’t know what former...
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StrangerSnacks
Apr 27, 2020
There’s an AIDS episode of Designing Women when some southern Karen screams about it killing “all the right people.” Oh how the worm has turned. Keep drinking Lysol MAGAts. It makes teh libz SO MAD.
TheLostJedi
Apr 27, 2020
Yeah, but, if they drink enough Bleach, then they’re guaranteed not to die from Coronavirus. Checkmate libs! :P
BadOmbre
Apr 27, 2020
And forget Designing Women for a minute, we’ve had this same attitude in real life.
The shutdown on top of the hurricane has caused Ms. Minton to rethink a lot of things.
“I voted for him, and he’s the one who’s doing this,” she said of Mr. Trump. “I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”
They’ve been saying the quiet part loudly for some time, now.
cblakeley
Apr 27, 2020
An.... acquaintance of mine on Facebook just posted that it’s not right to make fun of or wish ill on the people who are drinking bleach because to do so comes from a place of privilege. That’s right, we have the privilege of education to know.... not... to drink bleach?
Yes, there needs to more and better education for people and taxes need to be raised to ensure that everyone has access to that education. There are societal issues at play here and this is the culture that had a “fad” for eating Tide pods. Granted.
But Trump didn’t recommend a cocktail of a teaspoon with orange juice to cut the taste. He didn’t even couch this in some god-awful med-speak designed to confuse like the regular scare about “dihydrogen monoxide”! If he said that people needed to take as much hydrophlebotinum as they could and it was actually... I don’t know, the active ingredient in iocaine powder and only fifteen people at the biggest research institutes knew that, fine!
He said bleach! He said something probably everyone knows about, has encountered and not once has it ever been suggested for ingestion. He might as well have said “You can use a knife! If you slash it real quick along your wrist....”
Do I think that anyone gullible enough to fall for this schtick should be refused medical care? That’s a moral question I am not equipped to handle. But I don’t have a lot of sympathy for them.
ArtistAtLarge
Apr 27, 2020
Remind you acquaintance these are people who support putting children in cages and then tell that p erson to fuck off and die.
Anton R. Shreve
Apr 27, 2020
Apr 24, 2020.
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Trump Suggested Swallowing Light Bulbs and Shooting Up Disinfectant to Kill the Coronavirus. We Finna Die
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I don’t know what former President Barack Obama did to y’all—and by y’all, I’m referring specifically to the 53 percent of white women who voted against their own self-interest to elect a shit heel for president—but we now have a man in office who suggested swallowing light bulbs and shooting up disinfectant.
On Thursday, during Trump’s campaign rally disguised as a coronavirus briefing in...
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dudebra
Apr 24, 2020
Be a hero Trump. Show us how it’s done and drink a gallon of bleach. Have your toady Pence do the same. At this point it is the best you can possibly do.
AutoBox, Roll Out!
Apr 24, 2020
And then have his turtle McConnell take some as well, just to confirm the effects.
Marceline
Apr 24, 2020
At this point the only people who would drink bleach are his supporters. To them I say “CHUG-A-LUG mothafuckers! Make sure you drink the Clorox and not that diluted dollar store shit. Go for quality!”
Apr 23, 2020.
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Trump Lies, Science Doesn't. So Scientists Aren’t Faring Well With This Administration
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I’m currently dating Tracee Ellis Ross.
That is a lie.
Anyone who knows me knows that she and I broke up a while ago. Whatever. I didn’t like seafood and she wouldn’t hear of it.
My dating Tracee Ellis Ross is a lie, but in Trump’s world, there are a few unsophisticated ways that I can push this lie as truth, and while it wouldn’t work on anyone that made it past the ninth grade, there are some...
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decgeek
Apr 24, 2020
MSNBC had the best clip this morning..
Trump: The Washington post completely misquoted Dr. Redmond
cut to Dr. Redmond.
Reporter: Did the Washington Post quote you correctly?
Dr. Redmond: Yes they did.
Cut to Trump: It may not even return in the fall.
Cut to Fauci: I am positive it will return in the fall.
That’s it. Took 10 seconds.
Nunna Yorz - Stay Home, Stay Safe
Apr 24, 2020
Trump/Republicans when questioned on his lies :
“He didn’t say that.”
If he did, “He didn’t mean it.”
If he did, “You didn’t understand it.”
If you did, “___ said worse.”
If they didn’t, “FAKE NEWS!”
Nick Clinite
Apr 24, 2020
Any chance there’s a link to that?
HuskyBro
Apr 23, 2020
Hey Donald...
NegativeEd
Apr 24, 2020
While that is quite correct, there are also complete morons, dummies even, dipshits you could say, who will yell until they are blue in the face that the Earth is in fact flat, that the government is using commercial airliners to spray chemicals into the atmosphere to change the climate (or whatever the fuck they believe it’s for) AND that the government is using vaccines to control us/give the children autism.
So yeah, scientific work and good science will be true, but there seem to be many among us who spent too much time huffing glue when they were children. And don’t even say it’s all white people... I was shocked when a black guy I worked with at the time hit me with the chemtrails thing. I thought he was screwing with me and I kept waiting for the punchline... it never came. That was 6 years ago and I’m still stunned. He was a bright dude, didn’t drink or use drugs, held down a good job, worked hard, did some churching but wasn’t preaching to me that I needed to accept Jesus, had a wife and kids and was otherwise a completely normal human being ... but believed in chemtrails. Whenever that happens I just want to smack the person in the head, you know, not to hurt them, but like an old TV where you nudge it and it starts working right again and you say out loud, “Good... fixed it.”
Apr 23, 2020.
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Twitter Fingers: President Troll Face Just Tweeted That He Wants Iranian Gunboats ‘Shot Down’ for Trolling
President 6ix9ine is about to get us into a shitload of shit during a global pandemic when no one can safely leave the goddamn house without a full-on gas mask.
On Wednesday, for some reason—and that reason is probably that the “
wartime president ” is losing the silent war against the coronavirus—the president instructed the U.S. Navy to “shoot down and destroy any and all Iranian gunboats”...10 Comments
MyKinja
Apr 23, 2020
Boats don’t fly.
Manic Otti
Apr 23, 2020
Yeah, you sho ot down a plane, you shoot up a boat.
David E. Davis
Apr 23, 2020
All the ships have to do is tap these gunboats a nd they’ll sink. They’re just glorified motor boats.
Hell, they’ll probably swamp in heavy wake of a destroyer .
applesandkiwis
Apr 23, 2020
Is there anything more American than spending money on military endeavors instead of...well, everything else?
I’m just glad I get to watch the philosophical end of that ideology play out!
/s (the last sentence, anyway)
Apr 23, 2020.
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Trump and Fox News Now Acting Like They Weren’t Out Here Pushing ‘Game-Changer’ Drug to Beat Coronavirus
It only took a few weeks and some light testing for President Trump and Fox News to back up after openly promoting and pushing an anti-malaria drug to beat COVID-19 like America had suddenly become Hamsterdam.
Once touted by Trump as a “game-changer,” the president has gone full Mariah Carey “I don’t know her” meme now that a
VA study found that the drug isn’t just ineffective against...23 Comments
CryptoAmygdala
Apr 23, 2020
We have never been at war with Oceania. We have always been at war with Oceania.
Darius Raqqah
Apr 23, 2020
Melizmatic
Apr 23, 2020
INGSOC wasn’ t anywhere near this fucking inept at being evil.
Nick Clinite
Apr 23, 2020
“If it takes me 30,000 patients to show a difference, is that better than showing a difference in 62 patients? If a small trial demonstrates statistically significant differences, you should respect it,” reports.
THAT’S LITERALLY NOT HOW STATISTICS WORKS, DOCTOR!
lerockymay!
Apr 23, 2020
True; but Fox viewers are too stupid to know the difference...
BIMming It
Apr 24, 2020
The fact that he’s still a doctor makes me terrified of who else is out there operating without repercussion. Or was his license revoked already?
Apr 22, 2020.
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Remember the Malaria Drug Trump Was Pushing to Treat Coronavirus? Well a VA Study Shows It’s Really Good...For Malaria
Remember when Trump came out and used the same one-liner to encourage black people to vote for him (“What do you have to lose?”) as the mantra to try hydroxychloroquine, a malaria drug, to treat the coronavirus?
Well, two things were discovered in a large analysis of its use in veterans hospitals across America. The first was that there were more deaths among those given the malaria drug than...
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Enkidu
Apr 22, 2020
Who would have thought a medication to kill a parasitic protozoan that in fects red blood cells which have no nulcleus or DNA would magically work on a virus that uses RNA to hijack the DNA replication chemistry in the nucleus of other cells to copy itself?
Sure, it could work, but it’s not really any more likely to work than any of the other billions of random chemicals you could pick.
Sassinak11
Apr 22, 2020
It works in the same way that when you have a car that won’t start, you wack it with a hammer.. while it MAY work for a tiny subset of people, its not a recommended “repair” path, nor will it work in all cases. And likely to cause more problems downstream since most engines/cars are not designed with repeated percussion as a design implement. There is always one (or two) guys that will swear if you beat it with a hammer, it will work (and they usually follow it up with: Trust me, I’ve done it before).
Bill
Apr 22, 2020
Well, first why people tried it. It works on Lupus and RA, neither of which are caused by a parasite. It was also noticed to help people who caught SARS or Marborg. Anyone who thought about it should have realized it wouldn’t work now since people taking it for RA and Lupus have gotten Covid-19.
Trump started bleating about this after a discredited quack talked about what a great drug it was on TC’s show. And after Stanford pointed out he was unaffiliated with them, and that the published results of the study referred to left out every negative bit of information both Carlson and Fox refused to correct the lie, so Trump is unaware as nobody will tell him (other than so called “experts” who can’t even get a TV show).
But is anyone shocked? Brazil halted their studies two weeks ago after 31 of 83 patients died of heart failure and others developed heart arrhythmia. That was mentioned in mainstream US news sites.
eoghan01
Apr 22, 2020
I eagerly await his press conference where he explains that
1) he never told people to take the drug, that was the fake news media
2) he’s the most unfairly persecuted president because people asked him why he pushed the drugs
3) the drug actually works, but the fake news media won’t tell you
4) no one has ever done more for sick people than he has, and
5) his new executive order will require everyone to take a dose of hydroxychloroquine and then go stay at a Trump resort to help the economy.
Optix747
Apr 22, 2020
6) Doesn’ t remember saying it or being in the room when it was said....
Apr 21, 2020.
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Trump Says He Will Suspend Immigration Into the United States. Now If He Could Only Get Someone to Write the Executive Order
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Trump is a victim of poor performance. According to several Russian prostitutes whom I didn’t speak with but will speak for, the president tends to jump the gun.
On Tuesday, Trump’s minions—also known as his administration—were hurrying to get together an executive order after Trump late-night tweeted to Vladimir Putin “Hey, big head. You up?” that he would be temporarily suspending...
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cdwag14
Apr 21, 2020
Uh can I ask Trump, his collection of dumbfucks in his administration and any mouth breathing, meth head, Fox News watching rim job recipient this question: Why in the ever loving fuck would anyone want to immigrate to this country now? I mean really? Fuck anyone that voted for this putrid bag of flab and fuck his surgically enhance whore of a wife.
Sassinak11
Apr 21, 2020
Quite frankly, while the country is shit... its still (depending on your source).. slightly better than some others. That being said, as more countries become better than the US and keep keeps rattling his hate speech, the “shine” on america is really wearing thin.... which means people, businesses, countries are less inclined to work WITH the US, and more inclined to threat the US more like a hostile enemy that has not YET fired off its guns.. (ie: make nice until the second there is an opening and then screw you the first chance because the US wants to play “Screw unto others, before they Screw unto you!”
Ara_Richards
Apr 21, 2020
Because there are p laces going through even more bullshit. Many of my cousins and the like have left Venezuela, with a cousin managing to come to the states a few years ago. No one likes Trump, but the US does still have a thing or two to offer immigrants.
Rooo sez BISH PLZ
Apr 22, 2020
He can’t (won’t) write. He can’t (won’t) read.
He’s an aspirational cipher to his stupid, oppositional supporters in that way.
It may well be that he is actually dyslexic, does actually suffer from ADHD and possibly ODD, in addition to being raised in a dysfunctional home by a KKKlansman and also quite possibly having developed into a malignant narcissist (though I’d say the country and possibly the world are suffering from that more than he is) – but the problem isn’t what he can’t do, it’s that he’s too arrogant and lazy to take steps to overcome any disabilities he might have (not to mention his utter cowardice manifesting in a refusal to take responsibility for literally anything coupled with his incessant need for all of the credit for anything that ever happens that’s positive). Plus he’s just plain evil.
ProTip: Remember the last time he said he was “considering” something and made the announcement at some insomniac hour? In most situations under our current Constitution he can’t do it (Bill Barr notwithstanding, though the Koch Brothers and de Voses and all of those other Dominionist types – and if you haven’t seen Jeff Sharlet’s The Family you might want to get on that – keep encouraging him to break more and more of his Constitutional oaths and do their will instead) – but then we look around and find out that McConnell and Mnuchin and the rest of the GOP Grinches have been doing something else quietly to try to loot the U.S. Treasury solely for their own benefit and none of ours. Textbook kleptocratic playbook. Sarah Kendzior, who’s been writing about it literally for years – calls it “loot and redistribute”.
Meanwhile, he distracts the meanest of the mean white masses from the fact that they’re stealing from them too with the opiate of channeled racism – they still make them miserable (they’re broke; they’ll die too; they can’t get their hair cut (even as they mock Ashley Reese for wanting to get hers done even though those are the same people who’ll say monstrous racist things about her if she doesn’t)) but they give them a racist scapegoat to try to blame for it that distracts them away from themselves, the kleptocratic thieves, the real culprits.
It’s called sado-populism, and anybody who reads anything I’ve written has heard the term before at least once
So you always have to wonder – by making all this noise over here, what else are they trying to hide from us - and/ or steal from us - over there ???
ETA: Oh – .”
*smdh*