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Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Stephen A. Crockett Jr. May 22, 2019. 17 comments

Housing Secretary Ben Carson Was Asked About ‘REOs’. He Noted That He Doesn’t Really Mess With Oreos Like That

Housing Secretary Ben Carson Was Asked About ‘REOs’. He Noted That He Doesn’t Really Mess With Oreos Like That

Me and my friends have this game where we argue about which famous people should’ve died but who lived long enough just to fuck up their legacy. It’s a brutal game in which we basically argue that big-boned Luther Vandross should’ve died right around the time that a chair was still a chair—not because he ruined his legacy but because he didn’t add much to it after that.

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Damon Young Damon Young Feb 21, 2019.

Yup, I Said It: Red Velvet (Everything) Is Overrated

Yup, I Said It: Red Velvet (Everything) Is Overrated

I don't remember exactly where I was or when it was the first time I tried red velvet cake. If it was like any other of my notable firsts, it likely occurred in a Delta's living room while debating whether the cocker spaniel Noreaga referenced at the beginning of "Superthug" was male or female. But, I don't remember, so I don't know.

What I do remember, though, is how I felt when first trying...

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