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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Jul 10, 2019.

Here's A Chicken

Here's A Chicken

Near Seattle, in Washington. The picture was taken with an iPotato Quattro, using its stock (and probably scratched) lens. Rally Chicken was in her natural habitat, so no worries about jittery poultry here.

Compare this noble bird withthis excellent duck photo for comparison as to why Rally Chicken is not a duck.

(cc: Dusty Ventures, who is not allowed to edit things)

Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Jul 10, 2019.

Droppin' Duck Knowledge For Dusty

Droppin' Duck Knowledge For Dusty

Rally Chicken is lighter than a duck, and is therefore not a witch. (Or a duck.)

Here’s Rally Chicken, for your time.

Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Jul 05, 2019.

Put A Bird On It

Put A Bird On It

This is the chicken cubbyhole. It is for the storage of chickens.

Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Jun 09, 2019.

Race Car Drivers Are A Bad Influence

Race Car Drivers Are A Bad Influence

No, Chicken. That does not smell good. Bad Chicken. Bad.

Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Mar 01, 2019.
For Sweden For Sweden Sep 29, 2018. 19 comments

Breaking Oppo News

Breaking Oppo News

The vote on the nominated rally mascot will be delayed by one week to allow an investigation into allegations that the Rally Chicken is a duck.

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Aug 08, 2018. 20 comments

Rally Chicken Roosts In A Good Engine Bay

Rally Chicken Roosts In A Good Engine Bay

I like E30s. Chicken likes E30s. This was an absurdly fast E30 at Pikes Peak.

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Jun 14, 2018. 8 comments

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Mar 07, 2018. 12 comments

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Feb 21, 2018. 16 comments

Team CHICKEN For The Win

Team CHICKEN For The Win

I like rubber duckies. That doesn’t mean Rally Chicken is a duckie, though. She is a chicken. Gaze upon my chicken in all her chickeny goodness.

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Feb 16, 2018. 10 comments

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Feb 07, 2018. 8 comments

Cluck!

Cluck!

Chicken greets you from Chicken City Road.

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Dec 14, 2017. 9 comments

I Think I Scared My Chicken

I Think I Scared My Chicken

Look at the happy Puffs! Aww. So happy and chill. Going to the track to ride in the car! Yaaaay! Puffalump ride-along time!

But then there’s the after photo:

Theo Bunny still looks pretty happy, but is it just me, or does Rally Chicken look somewhat scared? Like she’s holding on to the seat belt for dear life?

Chicken, are you okay?

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Nov 16, 2017. 12 comments

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Oct 21, 2017. 16 comments

It's A Face

It's A Face

Rally Chicken found a Panhard with a mouth that sort of looks like her funky chicken beak.

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Sep 23, 2017. 13 comments

ZOMG PUFFALUMP ART

ZOMG PUFFALUMP ART

ZOMG! It’s my three most commonly pictured ‘lumps, ready to drive something. SO WONDERFUL.

I can appreciate the spelling on Rally Chicken’s helmet being corrected mid-stream, too, haha. Chicken’s ribbon is even a helmet strap! Aaaaaah!

Thanks Agrajag and Dusty for the unexpected amazingness!

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Sep 21, 2017. 19 comments

24 Hours Of LeMons Bribery, Now With Hugs

24 Hours Of LeMons Bribery, Now With Hugs

Blah blah #followfriday, whatever. Who you want to follow is Fluffy. Fluffy Bunny, Eater of Souls, rules all.

We bribed the tech inspector with hugs, and still failed on our first run. Oops.

(Just needed a stronger battery tie-down, that’s all. It passed after that.)

Rally Chicken is a chicken, and Archduke and Dusty are wrong. Send Timbits to stef.schrader@jalopnik.com.

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Sep 18, 2017. 13 comments

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Sep 06, 2017. 15 comments

Photobomb? More Like Poultrybomb.

Photobomb? More Like Poultrybomb.

Rally Chicken poultrybombed my photo. Photochickened? Whatever you call it.

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Stef Schrader Stef Schrader Sep 06, 2017. 12 comments

Your Poultry Needs You

Your Poultry Needs You

Do your dirty duty, for Fisher and Price.

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