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Formula Oppo 2015: The Winner

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Formula Oppo 2015: The Winner

Congratulations to RTeeJay for dominating the competition in the second half of the season to claim the top spot and ultimately the Gilded Bernie! The rest of the scoring broke down as such. Thank you all who participated and I look forward to next year!

Formula Oppo: The Dick Smith Foods Grand Prix of 'STRAYA!!!!!

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Formula Oppo: The Dick Smith Foods Grand Prix of 'STRAYA!!!!!

Welcome to the opening round of the 2015 season of the ultimate F1 guessing game of the website known as Oppositelock. Time to gather your friends, grab your dog, a few beers, 'n' get ready to make this season the one that counts. Because Formula Oppo is back, rugrat!

Formula Oppo 2015: The Rules

For thine year of 2015 Anno Domini, Formula Oppo shall have revised rules!

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Formula Oppo: The Keiser Beer Grand Prix of Australia

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Formula Oppo: The Keiser Beer Grand Prix of Australia

Welcome to the 8th round of Formula Oppo , where we’re keeping it brief while wearing our briefs for this round. Seriously, no bull shit this time. Just ignore the giant bull.

Previous shit can be found here.

Formula Oppo: The Krispy Cream Grand Prix of The Communist Colony

Welcome to the 7th round of Oppositelock,jalopnik.kinja.com’s only fantasy formula one game,…

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Formula Oppo: Weekend At Putin's Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Formula Oppo: Weekend At Putin's Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Welcome back to the 15th round of Formula Oppo, the game that only seems the same each racing weekend! This week we return to Putin’s Playhouse for more happy fun times under a grueling regime!

Previously on Formula Oppo: Rosberg got the pole, but Hamilton got the win. Vettel came in third. Fernando deeply insulted Honda at their home race. And Rossi beat his teammate for his second race in a...

Formula Oppo: /r/gp Results

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Formula Oppo: /r/gp Results

Spoilers after the jump.

Vettel, Hamilton, Rosberg, Kimi.

Our results were crap, they can be seen here.

Formula Oppo 2015

Sheet1 Position,Name,Total Points,Qualifying +5,P1 +25,P2 +18,P3 +15,Curse +/- 5,Abu…

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Formula Oppo: The MGM Grand GP Recap

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Formula Oppo: The MGM Grand GP Recap

The racing today was your typical memorial day parade, but with a twist!

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Lewis Hamilton had the race in the bag until The Wee Baby Max Verstappen grew a pair of Maldonado sized testicles and crashed into Romain’s Lotus and caused a virtual safety car followed immediately by a real safety car. Lewis brought the car in...

Formula Oppo: The Chipotle Grand Prix of New Mexico

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Formula Oppo: The Chipotle Grand Prix of New Mexico

Welcome to the 17th round of Formula Oppo, the last surviving fantasy Formula 1 game around this year! This week we take a quick jump over the boarder to New Mexico for a fun jaunt around the Autodromo.

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Previously on Formula Oppo: Lewis conquered the wet and wild weekend to win the championship. Other shit also...

Formula Oppo: Sunny D GP Recap

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Formula Oppo: Sunny D GP Recap

(Picture goes here, fuck you Kinja)

Anyways, the race was kinda exciting.

Hamilton, Kimi, Nico with the curse going to Button. Our points got a bit of a shake up.

Formula Oppo: The Trump Grand Prix of New New Jersey

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Formula Oppo: The Trump Grand Prix of New New Jersey

Welcome to the 16th round of Formula Oppo, Oppositelock’s premier and bestest weekly fantasy racing game. In fact, every other fantasy sport is stupid, dumb, garbage where only losers go to play. Suck my dick Draft Kings and Fan Duel, suck it long and suck it hard, ‘cause, you’re fired.

Previously on Formula Oppo, this pansy ass bitch handed off a trophy to the champion of the race and...

Formula Oppo: The Krispy Cream Grand Prix of The Communist Colony

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Formula Oppo: The Krispy Cream Grand Prix of The Communist Colony

Welcome to the 7th round of Oppositelock,jalopnik.kinja.com’s only fantasy formula one game, Formula Oppo! This week we scrub off our messy divorce from Jalopnik and head north to snag some poutine, cheap boner pills and hit on those sexy French-Canadian fifteen year old imported cars. I guess we could also chug some syrup and drink some shitty Molson and wonder what we did wrong in our...

Formula Oppo: The Simply Sausages Grand Prix of Sealand

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Formula Oppo: The Simply Sausages Grand Prix of Sealand

Welcome to the 9th round of the internet’s only Formula One fantasy picking game that is officially only existing on Oppositelock.kinja.com, or as it’s colloquially known as Formula Oppo! This week we travel to that off shore oil platform that’s not officially recognized as Sealand, which is not to be confused with those fuckers over at Sea World. Sealand Stronk!

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Formula Oppo: The HAM Grand Prix of Lewis Hamilton's Ego

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Formula Oppo: The HAM Grand Prix of Lewis Hamilton's Ego

Welcome to the 19th and final round of the 2015 season of Oppositelock.kinja.com’s first and only Formula One weekly fantasy game, DraftDuel Formula Oppo! This week we head deep inside Lewis Hamilton’s head to find his b-b-b-big ego.

Last time on Formula Oppo,

Just kidding.

This man’s glorious mustache stood atop of the podium alongside of Nico Rosberg, the driver who only seems to win races...

Formula Oppo: The Boil Japan. GP. of The Arcade

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Formula Oppo: The Boil Japan. GP. of The Arcade

Welcome to the 14th round of Oppo’s only fantasy game about F1. Are you ready for the ultimate Formula Oppo experience? Please insert token to play!

Previously on Formula Oppo. Sebastian Vettel showed the dominance only he once displayed. Going wire to wire to win the race. Danial Ricciardo tried to take vengeance upon his former teammate but was only able to get second and bring great shame...

Formula Oppo: The Golden Corral Grand Prix of Kentucy

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Formula Oppo: The Golden Corral Grand Prix of Kentucy

Welcome to the 18th round of Formula Oppo, the first and last word on fantasy sports. Your mistake? Thinking that we’re in America. You’re a long way from home. THIS IS SPARTA...Kentucky.

Previously on Formula Oppo: Nico Rosberg won the race and had a massive, chunky, red white and green ejaculation after the team told Lewis to pit for new tires just to give Nico a pity-fuck. Both Ferrari’s...

Formula Oppo: The Sunny D Grand Prix of Nope, Nothing Wrong Here

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Formula Oppo: The Sunny D Grand Prix of Nope, Nothing Wrong Here

Hello buddies! It is time for aFormula Oppo double header, meaning that due to time restraints, we're gonna keep this one short. Yup, totally nothing wrong here, not a civil war or "religious" nut jobs here, nope, not at all.

Formula Oppo 2015: The Rules

For thine year of 2015 Anno Domini, Formula Oppo shall have revised rules!

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Earlier on Formula Oppo, Lewis Hamilton won a...

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Formula Oppo 2015: The Rules

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Formula Oppo 2015: The Rules

For thine year of 2015 Anno Domini, Formula Oppo shall have revised rules!

Thine rules are as follows: For every race thou will pick a driver who thou think will place first. Thou will then pick a different driver for second place. Then shalt thou pick a third, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt pick, and the number of the picking shall be three. Four shalt thou not pick,...

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Formula Oppo: The Banko DeBernie Grand Prix of Pain

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Formula Oppo: The Banko DeBernie Grand Prix of Pain

Welcome one and all to the 5th round of the greatest fantasy race game in the history of the world,Formula Oppo! This week we head back to the old world from the colonies so that we can pay our taxes! Hooray! Now gib clay or gib gold, actually just please gib gold, because Banko DeBernie requires it so people can drive around our racing track. Yes, the economy is still in shambles, but we’re...

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Formula Oppo: The MGM Grand GP of The Old Monte Carlo Plant

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Formula Oppo: The MGM Grand GP of The Old Monte Carlo Plant

Welcome to the 6th round of the second season of the first Oppositelock F1 fantasy selection game known the world over as Formula Oppo! This week we’re heading on down to where the old money meets the new money and the house still takes it all. That’s right folks we’re going to the old Monte Carlo factory on the other side of town.

Formula Oppo 2015: The Rules

For thine year of 2015 Anno...

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Formula Oppo: The Great Wall Grand Prix of Toledo

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Formula Oppo: The Great Wall Grand Prix of Toledo

Welcome to this week’s round of Formula Oppo, the last grasp effort of fantasy sports before fantasy football takes over. This week we head to Toledo, Ohio for one of the fastest races of the season, and maybe a merger if Sergio has any input...

Previously on Formula Oppo. this happened. Lewis Hamilton had a wire to wire win on his 200th grand prix. Sebastian followed him the whole race. It...

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