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Nathan Grayson Nathan Grayson Jul 15, 2019.

Doors, The Ultimate Counter-Strike Enemy

Doors, The Ultimate <i>Counter-Strike</i> Enemy
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And now, repeat after me the hallowed words of our people: "Aaaaagghhh nonononoooo! ...God damn it."

Here's the full video of a situation I'm sure at least a few of us have encountered, courtesy of Sergey Menshykov:

You're...

Mike Fahey Mike Fahey Jul 15, 2019.

If Only We Could Download Patches For People

If Only We Could Download Patches For People

Does your boyfriend snore? Is your child a bit too precocious? Does your mother keep calling you for tech support? Just hook them up to your computer via their handy USB port and patch them.

Sadly this is only a fantasy scenario presented by the latest episode of web series GoodGame, in which a woman with an almost perfect boyfriend attempts to patch away his faults and keep the good bits. As...

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 14, 2019.

A Ruthless Game Where You're Beyoncé's Assistant, Which You Play On Twitter

A Ruthless Game Where You're Beyoncé's Assistant, Which You Play On Twitter

Twitter is hell, but even amidst the worst impulses and examples of human communication there is hope. Like this choose-your-own-adventure game made by Green Chyna which might be the best use of the social media network I’ve ever seen.

The premise is that you’re Beyoncé’s assistant for a single day, and have one goal: not get fired.

To play, you’re presented with a series of choices, like what...

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 14, 2019.

"Video Games" Was On Jeopardy Tonight, And It Did Not Go Well

"Video Games" Was On Jeopardy Tonight, And It Did Not Go Well

There’s a reason the three contestants left the category until last.

Here’s some video:

To be fair, “Halo” wasn’t that far off, and I always thought Joust had you flying on fictional ostrich-like animals, not actual ostriches.

Nathan Grayson Nathan Grayson Jul 14, 2019.

Skyrim Vs Fallout Battle Ends Gruesomely

<i>Skyrim </i>Vs <i>Fallout </i>Battle Ends Gruesomely
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People love pondering who'd win impossible fights. Superman vs Goku, Godzilla vs a Pacific Rim robot, my dad vs your dad. Finally, though, here's one we can actually watch: Fallout 3's main character vs Skyrim's Dovahkiin.

Andrewmfilms put together this impressively choreographed, reference-packed battle...

Mike Fahey Mike Fahey Jul 14, 2019.

Mexican Newspaper Prints Graphic Of The New Pokémon Games: Sword, Shield, And Gun

Mexican Newspaper Prints Graphic Of The New <em>Pokémon</em> Games: <i>Sword, Shield</i>, And <i>Gun</i>

One of the funniest reactions to last week’s reveal of Pokémon Sword and Shield for the Nintendo Switch was Twitter user @Sir5000’s joking addition of Pokémon Gun to the lineup. The mock logo is so convincing, Mexican newspaper La Voz de Michoacán ran with it.

On February 27 the La Voz de Michoacán website ran a story about the announcement of Pokémon Sword and Shield. The story made no...

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 14, 2019.

New Doom Map Recreates A Famously Terrible Bathroom

New <i>Doom </i>Map Recreates A Famously Terrible Bathroom
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Once upon a time, a Something Awful user decided to renovate his bathroom, and did it in about the worst way possible. Not only was it a garish mess—it looks like a Helghast home improvement show—but he violated a bunch of building codes with some reckless DIY along the way.

As bad as all that is, you can now enjoy it...

Nathan Grayson Nathan Grayson Jul 14, 2019.

Excited Counter-Strike Player Will Not Calm Down

Excited <i>Counter-Strike</i> Player Will Not Calm Down
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We've all been there once or twice. Sometimes games are exciting. Sometimes we scream. This Counter-Strike player, though, is really into it. Nearly every shot, every bomb plant, and sometimes for no real reason at all. "OH SHIT. HOLY— OH MY GODDDD THAT WAS AMAZING." Screaming, yelling, hollering. He never...

Mike Fahey Mike Fahey Jul 13, 2019.

Sunday Comics: Basically Furiosa

Sunday Comics: Basically Furiosa

Welcome to Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon.

Nerf NOW!! by Josué Pereira. Published June 20. Read more of Nerf NOW!!

Awkward Zombie by Katie Tiedrich. Published June 15. Read more of Awkward Zombie

Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik. Published June 17. Read more of Penny Arcade

The...

Mike Fahey Mike Fahey Jul 13, 2019.

Sunday Comics: Barely Half Star Wars

Sunday Comics: Barely Half <i>Star Wars</i>

Welcome to Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon.

Nerf NOW!! by Josué Pereira. Published December 18. Read more of Nerf NOW!!

Awkward Zombie by Katie Tiedrich. Published December 14. Read more of Awkward Zombie

Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik. Published December 17. Read more of Penny...

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 13, 2019.

Overwatch vs Team Fortress 2, A Battle To The Death

<i>Overwatch </i>vs <i>Team Fortress 2</i>, A Battle To The Death
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Overwatch’s rivalry with Team Fortress 2 is about to be settled once and for all, not the on the battlefield, but on a battlefield in Source Filmmaker.

This was made by animator The Winglet, and is truly something. I’m years past getting any of the TF2 jokes, for example, and still found the whole thing pretty damn...

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 13, 2019.

Guys, Just Go Around

Guys, Just Go Around
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Tyson Ibele is an animator who has created tyFlow, a particle simulation tool for 3dsmax. What this means for you is: funny videos of 3D models falling over.

Like this:

And this:

Animators, if you’re not testing and showing off stuff with slapstick comedy videos, what are you even doing.

You can see more of Tyson’s vids

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 13, 2019.

Indies Stumble Upon Savagely Original Game Idea

Indies Stumble Upon Savagely Original Game Idea

Great indie games don’t just appear out of thin air. They’re the result of blood, sweat, tears and, most important of all, original ideas. And this might be the most original of all.

If you’re confused, stick with it until 1:30.

Evan Narcisse Evan Narcisse Jul 12, 2019.

Goofy Dad Recreates Final Fantasy VII Summons With His Butt

Goofy Dad Recreates <em>Final Fantasy VII</em> Summons With His Butt
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My five-year-old daughter, just now: “I like it when he was shaking his tush-tush.”

Papa Luciano is at it again. After hilarious turns making his body a vessel for Smash Bros.’ taunts and Street Fighter victory poses , the middle-aged man is interpreting the summons from the beloved JRPG.

Your browser does...
Mike Fahey Mike Fahey Jul 12, 2019.

Sunday Comics: It's The Final Countdown

Sunday Comics: It's The Final Countdown

Welcome to Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your pretty much weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon.

Nerf NOW!! by Josué Pereira. Published October 3. Read more of Nerf NOW!!

Awkward Zombie by Katie Tiedrich. Published September 28. Read more of Awkward Zombie

Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik. Published October 2. Read more of...

Gergo Vas Gergo Vas Jul 12, 2019.

What Obi-Wan's Ghost Should Have Done

What Obi-Wan's Ghost Should Have Done

Instead of giving Luke life lessons about The Force, some haunting would have gotten the job done a lot faster.

Dorkly's Star Wars short has the most annoying Obi-Wan ghost who also likes to remind Darth Vader about his Hayden Christensen phase.

To contact the author of this post, write to: gergovas@kotaku.com

Mike Fahey Mike Fahey Jul 12, 2019.

Sunday Comics: Don't Open That Door

Sunday Comics: Don't Open That Door

Welcome to Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon.

Nerf NOW!! by Josué Pereira. Published March 9. Read more of Nerf NOW!!

Awkward Zombie by Katie Tiedrich. Published March 7. Read more of Awkward Zombie

Penny Arcade by Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik. Published March 11. Read more of Penny Arcade

The...

Gergo Vas Gergo Vas Jul 11, 2019.

The Cartoony Evolution of Batman

The Cartoony Evolution of Batman

Artist Jeff Victor created a series of cartoon-style illustrations featuring the many faces of Batman and his main baddies from each theatrical movie.

Gotta love the bad guys, they all look like troublemakers from a Genndy Tartakovsky cartoon.

Here's all versions of Batman from 1966's early Batman movie to 2012's The Dark Knight Rises with a very funny-looking Bane.

To contact the author of...

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 11, 2019.

Battlefield 1 Trailer Remade With Beta Glitches

<i>Battlefield 1</i> Trailer Remade With Beta Glitches
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Earlier this month, we saw a remake of the Battlefield 1 trailer that was very professional . This collection of beta glitches and bugs, set to the original trailer’s score and sound effects, is anything but.

Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett Jul 11, 2019.

Um

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CBS, what are you doing.

“Quick, get us some Pokemon graphics”

“Sir, these say 11-07-98 on them.”

“I said get us those graphics.”

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