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Dec 03, 2019 at 08:35. 2 comments

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute is making a “new baby” but not in the traditional way. This one will be named “He’s Making You Crazy” and will be published in June.

If the name wasn’t obvious, it’s a dating book and she snagged Michele Alexander, who wrote How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, to write with her. But Alexander isn’t a ghostwriter or anything, according to Doute. “I’m really excited...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Oct 01, 2019. 10 comments

Adele and Skepta are Dating, Obviously!

Adele and Skepta are Dating, Obviously!

I predicted that Adele, upon finalizing her divorce, would move to Los Angeles and make art about disaffected 30-somethings with complicated custody arrangements. Unfortunately, I could not have predicted that she’d also fall in love with grime artist Skepta. (If you did—the job’s all yours!) Sources tell The Sun that after tweeting about sharing a hometown with him in 2016, they allegedly...

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Sep 21, 2019. 16 comments

The Green Dress Is Back

The Green Dress Is Back

Fetuses still in utero the last time Jennifer Lopez wore the green Versace jungle print that birthed Google Images are now in college, yet JLo’s eternal beauty shall not fade. The original dress still looks like a swimsuit cover-up. The updated version looks like a one-piece for a black-tie pool party with a sarong. And Google, along with its images, has long faded into obscurity.

Lopez’s...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Sep 18, 2019. 19 comments

Jonathan Scott Thinks Zooey Deschanel is a 'Great Human,' Will Probably 'Keep' Her

Jonathan Scott Thinks Zooey Deschanel is a 'Great Human,' Will Probably 'Keep' Her

And now, a story: After a particularly amicable divorce, your sister hits you up one night and asks that you go to a party at a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend’s house. She’d been invited by her husband’s coworker’s brother, who was hosting the party, and insisted that it’d be “good for you.” That phrase comes up often in the Uber ride there. “This is good for you, you really need this!” she...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 17, 2019. 10 comments

Which Property Brother Is Zooey Deschanel Dating Again?

Which Property Brother Is Zooey Deschanel Dating Again?

Last week, a rep for Zooey Deschanel announced that she split from her husband of four years, film producer Jacob Pechenik. He told HollywoodLife their estrangement is “amicable,” and that he is “happy.” In that time, Deschanel has begun dating a Property Brother who she met while filming Carpool Karaoke on The Late Late Show With James Corden. If you are like me, the product of a Chip...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Sep 16, 2019. 23 comments

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad, Sad Boy Summer Continues

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad, Sad Boy Summer Continues

Back in the Stone Ages, messy celebrities in even messier relationships would break up—and even divorce—over text. Adam Levine (allegedly) sent Jessica Simpson a breakup-missive that read: “Really busy. Need Space.” Kevin Federline received a text while promoting his album in Canada that Britney Spears was divorcing him. And then there’s the divorce text Russell Brand sent Katy Perry (who was...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Sep 14, 2019. 24 comments

Zooey Deschanel Is Dating a Property Brother

Zooey Deschanel Is Dating a Property Brother

Zooey Deschanel managed to use her time trapped in L.A. traffic to rebound with property brother Jonathan Scott, making this the only vaguely pleasant story in existence about being trapped in an automobile in Los Angeles.

In case you didn’t know, the Carpool Karaoke segment from James Cordon’s late-night show in which celebrities awkwardly sing to car windows is apparently popular enough to...

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Sep 08, 2019. 18 comments

Kanye Bought a Home on the Range

Kanye Bought a Home on the Range

Last week, Business Insider ran a piece asking what will happen to all the baby boomer luxury ranches millennials are too selfish to buy, and I briefly felt terrible at the thought of all these unspoiled acres and rustic mansions falling to ruin because I cruelly choose to live in a cramped two-bedroom apartment with a roommate in my thirties. Luckily, we’ve got a solution: Kanye West, a Gen...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Mar 16, 2018. 21 comments

Kris Jenner's Weepy Response to Bruce’s Transition Was Totally Staged

Kris Jenner's Weepy Response to Bruce’s Transition Was Totally Staged

Another day, another Kardashian doing something shitty to maintain their carefully crafted public images!

This time, it’s Kris Jenner! On Monday, Keeping Up with the Kardashians debuted a preview from their About Bruce special that showed Kris tearfully reacting to ex husband Bruce Jenner coming out as transgender.

“He has to deal with this for his entire life, waking up and feeling like,...

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Rachel Vorona Cote Rachel Vorona Cote Oct 16, 2017. 24 comments

Zooey Deschanel Names Her Daughter 'Elsie Otter,' Remains Extremely On Brand

Zooey Deschanel Names Her Daughter 'Elsie Otter,' Remains Extremely On Brand

Zooey Deschanel was at first reticent to share the name of her now three-month-old daughter, but she has—at last—ended her silence. No doubt you’ve been on pins and needles speculating, perhaps trying out various combinations of twee objects and icons, like Ukulele Sparrow or Bubble Pipe Tenenbaum. Well, agonize no longer: the Queen of Kitsch has named her daughter Elsie Otter.

Lest you have...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Sep 19, 2017. 24 comments

Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant With a Manic Pixie Dream Baby

Zooey Deschanel Is Pregnant With a Manic Pixie Dream Baby

Zooey Deschanel stares out the window, eyes wide in wonder, as rain patters rhythmically against the glass. "Hey Siri," she says out loud to no one (she's been doing that a lot lately). "Am I pregnant?"

And indeed she is, for Zooey intuits these kind of things, plus she got a positive on that pregnancy test. She will be having a baby—the first Zoo-born of its kind—with boyfriend Jacob...

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Kara Brown Kara Brown Sep 19, 2017. 24 comments

Season Four Of Orange Is the New Black Looks Upbeat 

Season Four Of <i>Orange Is the New Black</i> Looks Upbeat 

In today’s Tweet Beat, a peak into Orange Is the New Black, Zooey Deschanel brainstorms Halloween costumes and did you know what Wiz Khalifa smokes weed?

Contact the author at kara.brown@jezebel.com .

Image via Uzo Aduba’s Twitter.

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Stassa Edwards Stassa Edwards Sep 05, 2017. 20 comments

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Smiled at Each Other 

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Smiled at Each Other 

Breaking news on the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner story: the two appear to have smiled at each other. Affleck and Garner were seen leaving a family counseling session which, according to People, could mean something. Also apparently of note, Garner and Affleck were seen at the same counseling center that they attended prior to announcing their divorce. The photograph that has launched a...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Aug 19, 2017. 17 comments

Megan Fox Will Appear (Again and Again) on New Girl

Megan Fox Will Appear (Again and Again) on <i>New Girl</i>

Who’s that girl? Who’s that girl? IT’S MEGAN FOX!

Deadline reports that Fox will appear on the upcoming season of New Girl in the recurring role of “Reagan, a gorgeous, straight-shooting pharmaceutical sales rep who comes to town on business and shakes things up in the loft when she rents out Jess’ (Zooey Deschanel) room while she is sequestered on jury duty.”

Will the guys argue about who...

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Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Aug 19, 2017. 19 comments

The New Girl Staff Had to Burn All Evidence of Kardashians Before Prince Filmed His Cameo

The<i> New Girl </i>Staff Had to Burn All Evidence of Kardashians Before Prince Filmed His Cameo

We don’t know definitively what Prince thought of the Kardashian family, though we can reasonably piece together a trail pointing to his opinion. There was, of course, the time he kicked Kim off his stage , punctuating his cold boot with the bon mot “Welcome to America.” And now, Zooey Deschanel has revealed that leading up to his appearance on New Girl , the show’s staff had to hide all...

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Megan Reynolds Megan Reynolds Aug 19, 2017. 20 comments

Zooey Deschanel Files Complaint Against Management for Bringing Strangers Into Her Dressing Room

Zooey Deschanel Files Complaint Against Management for Bringing Strangers Into Her Dressing Room

Adding to her legal battle with her former management company, the girl with the bangs Zooey Deschanel has filed a cross-complaint that claims Sarah Jackson, a partner from Seven Summits, banged into her dressing room with two strangers –on purpose!–while she was changing her clothes.

The Hollywood Reporter reports that the alleged incident took place when Deschanel was on tour as the “She”...

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Kate Dries Kate Dries Aug 18, 2017. 20 comments

With Acquisition of Hello Giggles and Rumors About xoJane, Time Inc. Is Going After Young Women

With Acquisition of Hello Giggles and Rumors About xoJane, Time Inc. Is Going After Young Women

In the past week, news has broken suggesting both that Time Inc. is buying both Jane Pratt’s website xoJane and Zooey Deschanel’s website Hello Giggles.

Last week, AdWeek reported that Time Inc. was “interested in buying Pratt’s two sites to build up its focus on digital-only brands, which already include homes-focused website The Snug and beauty-oriented Mimi,” but noted that these plans were...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Aug 17, 2017. 24 comments

Zooey Deschanel Is Jewish

Zooey Deschanel Is Jewish

Facts about Zooey Deschanel: She is an actress. She was in the movie Almost Famous. Her tv show New Girl airs on Fox. She (sometimes) has bangs. She is now Jewish.

US Weekly reports:

...Before marrying producer [Jacob] Pechenik in June, the 35-year-old mother of Elsie, 3 months, professed a new set of beliefs. “Zooey con­verted to Judaism for Jacob,” an insider reveals to Us.

And her new life...

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