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Dec 03, 2019 at 08:35. 2 comments

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute is making a “new baby” but not in the traditional way. This one will be named “He’s Making You Crazy” and will be published in June.

If the name wasn’t obvious, it’s a dating book and she snagged Michele Alexander, who wrote How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, to write with her. But Alexander isn’t a ghostwriter or anything, according to Doute. “I’m really excited...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 08, 2019.

Look at All These Hot, Botoxed Crybabies in the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer

Look at All These Hot, Botoxed Crybabies in the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer

In the opening moments of the just-released trailer for the next Vanderpump Rules trailer, occasional trumpet player and hair gel enthusiast Tom Sandoval asks the age-old question: “Do you even fucking know me, dude?” While directed at his once best friend and bunkmate and frequent cheating partner Jax Taylor, the question also sets up a rather dramatic prologue to the season. Friendships are...

Joan Summers Joan Summers Oct 25, 2019. 10 comments

Surprisingly, Stassi Schroeder Does Not Want to Get Married in a Cemetery

Surprisingly, Stassi Schroeder Does Not Want to Get Married in a Cemetery

People change. They get older, move on in their careers, and get engaged to failed actors on a reality television show. Like, one day you look up, and Stassi Schroeder no longer likes spooky things, or demons, or threatening to cut her ex-boyfriend’s dicks off with a chainsaw! She’s just a regular woman now, touring Italian wedding venues and contemplating if peonies or sunflowers will look...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 30, 2019. 7 comments

Vanderpump Rules Will Introduce a Bunch of New Nobodies Into Its Cast, Thank God

Vanderpump Rules Will Introduce a Bunch of New Nobodies Into Its Cast, Thank God

The best seasons of Vanderpump Rules are, bar none, the first few, when the show’s main protagonists were sloppy drunk all the time and still managed to (mostly) make it to their shifts waitressing the next day at SUR . Now that they’ve all gone on to experience real fame —and have launched all the t-shirt lines and makeup blog pseudo-jobs that accompany it—they’re no longer the young...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 24, 2019. 5 comments

Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute and Her Bearded Loafer Boyfriend Brian Carter Broke Up

Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute and Her Bearded Loafer Boyfriend Brian Carter Broke Up

Splitsville has two new residents: Vanderpump Rules villain Kristen Doute and her squatter boyfriend Brian Carter have broken up. In most situations, it’s not particularly kind to poke fun at celebrity conscious uncouplings, but in this particular example, it absolutely is—because he sucked.

Kristen was essentially funding Carter’s entire life , which her reality-show BFFs Stassi Schroeder ...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 12, 2019. 5 comments

How Many More Bachelorette Losers Will Shoot Their Shot With Celebrities?

How Many More Bachelorette Losers Will Shoot Their Shot With Celebrities?

If you think your dating life is challenging, try being hot, talented, rich, and famous! It’s so rough out there, apparently, celebrities are looking toward the Bachelor franchise for partners. Specifically, Gigi Hadid , Sarah Hyland, and Scheana Marie are all reportedly dating men from past Bachelorette seasons—and not the winners, because those men are meant to get engaged only to see their...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Sep 06, 2019. 22 comments

Dylan Farrow Thinks Scarlett Johansson 'Has a Long Way to Go'

Dylan Farrow Thinks Scarlett Johansson 'Has a Long Way to Go'

Dylan Farrow, among others , wonders if perhaps Scarlett Johansson’s logic in insisting that Woody Allen is a pretty good guy isn’t a bit flawed.

In response to a Hollywood Reporter interview in which Johansson said she doesn’t believe allegations that Allen molested his adopted daughter Farrow because “He’s been very direct with me,” Farrow pointed out the fairly obvious: men who do horrible...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Aug 29, 2019. 13 comments

Well, Brittany Cartwright's ShoeDazzle Collection Kinda Slaps

Well, Brittany Cartwright's ShoeDazzle Collection Kinda Slaps

File under: unexpected delights . Vanderpump Rules’s Brittany Cartwright, the sweet Kentucky women burdened by her love of super villain Jax Taylor , has launched a shoe collection with ShoeDazzle. Like Stassi Schroeder’s JustFab line before it, I’m genuinely surprised by the tastefulness and eclecticism of the collection. Like, I’m picky as hell, but I’d actually wear some of this stuff....

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Aug 16, 2019. 7 comments

My Favorite Comedian Is Vanderpump Rules Star Stassi Schroeder

My Favorite Comedian Is Vanderpump Rules Star Stassi Schroeder

An easy way to make me lose all respect for you is to introduce yourself as a “comedian” or god forbid, “comedy fan.” I’ve been this joyless and stubborn since birth. However, that changed today. Vanderpump Rules’ Stassi Schroeder attempted stand-up, and now I like jokes.

I didn’t want this, but here it is: Schroeder paid David Spade a visit on his new Comedy Central series, Lights Out with...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 05, 2019. 8 comments

Camille Grammer's Alleged Racist Remarks Edited Out of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Camille Grammer's Alleged Racist Remarks Edited Out of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Denise Richards, the best new constellation in the Housewives universe, revealed in a tweet over the weekend that Camille Grammer is likely racist. Shocking! The details emerged after the Cryptkeeper (Grammer) made the desperate accusation that the former Bond Girl (Richards) was “on something” during the reunion’s taping. Richards refused to let the devout Republican’s allegations go

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 01, 2019. 18 comments

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Taught Me to Use My Instagram Follows as a Weapon

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Taught Me to Use My Instagram Follows as a Weapon

The Sussexes have proved—once again—that there is nothing more powerful in the celebrity gossip news cycle than an unfollow. In a rebrand of a tactic their joint Instagram account first pulled in May, they’ve unfollowed everyone and will be using the next chosen few to “highlight various causes, people or organisations doing amazing things for their communities and the world at large.” A...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Aug 01, 2019. 7 comments

The Best Vanderpump Rules Couple Is Engaged

The Best Vanderpump Rules Couple Is Engaged

SURprise.

Stassi Schroeder, Vanderpump Rules star and once its lead villain/protagonist, is engaged to her boyfriend Beau Clark. This is great news, mostly because everyone on the show loves Beau and has endured years of watching Schroeder date morons on screen and off. I’m simply happy to have a grownup couple on Vanderpump that I wouldn’t immediately dismiss as “insufferable.”

According...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jul 30, 2019. 20 comments

Breaking: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright's Home Is Actually Tasteful?

Breaking: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright's Home Is Actually Tasteful?

I haven’t attempted to rewatch Vanderpump Rules from the beginning , but I imagine if I did, Jax Taylor’s transformation from bad boy into bad-boy-his-friends-and-family-are-convinced-is-a-good-boy would strike me as even more preposterous than it already does. It’s unbelievable that Brittany Cartwright forgave him for his infidelity as many times as she did, and even more inconceivable that...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jul 18, 2019. 18 comments

Kim Kardashian Is Using Her Trump Connections to Free A$AP Rocky from Swedish Jail

Kim Kardashian Is Using Her Trump Connections to Free A$AP Rocky from Swedish Jail

A$AP Rocky has been in Swedish custody for over two weeks while under investigation for assault, and during that time, he has alleged his treatment by authorities has been racist and “inhumane.” Last week, the State Department announced they were “actively monitoring” the situation overseas after the alleged conditions inside the jail surfaced online, and now TMZ is reporting that Kanye West...

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Lisa Fischer Lisa Fischer Jul 04, 2019. 2 comments

Can Celebrities Make Good Wine?

Can Celebrities Make Good Wine?
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One of many wonderful things about the summertime is that it is slightly more acceptable to get drunk at all hours of the day. Wine is an excellent choice for these summertime shenanigans. You can drink it literally anywhere and it may even make you

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jul 03, 2019. 3 comments

Stassi Schroeder’s JustFab Line Is Miraculously More Than Just a Bunch of Off-the-Shoulder Tops

Stassi Schroeder’s JustFab Line Is Miraculously More Than Just a Bunch of Off-the-Shoulder Tops

Stassi Schroeder, Queen Bee of Vanderpump Rules , is known for her particularly basic-yet-stylish fashion choices. (I’m allowed to say that, she named her best-selling book Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook. It’s a compliment, okay?) In line with her unimpeachable brand is her debut collection for Just Fab. I was pretty positive it was just going to be a bunch of...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jul 01, 2019. 21 comments

Yes, It Actually Happened: Jax and Brittany Got Married

Yes, It Actually Happened: Jax and Brittany Got Married

Everyone got married over the weekend: Joe Jonas and Game of Thrones’ Sophie Turner tied the knot, again, this time in France; Zoë Kravitz wore white bridal bike shorts to her rehearsal dinner and Vanderpump Rules drunk villain Jax Taylor somehow convinced sweet Kentucky angel Brittany Cartwright to become his Wife . I can’t believe that after everything they’ve been through (re:...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jun 07, 2019. 15 comments

Lisa Vanderpump Has Left The Building

Lisa Vanderpump Has Left The Building

The Queen of Diamonds has left the building (better described as a palatial mansion). The news of Lisa Vanderpump’s exit from the Housewives serves as the conclusion of escalating tensions between the restaurateur and her castmates over the last year in the gossip cycle. The saga included: Puppygate , Lisa Rinna threatening her co-star with a lawsuit, Rinna’s full frontal assault in the...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman May 07, 2019. 23 comments

'I've Never Heard this Sucking a Boob in Canada Story': It's Vanderpump Rules Reunion Time

'I've Never Heard this Sucking a Boob in Canada Story': It's Vanderpump Rules Reunion Time

While much of the pop culture-savvy population spent Monday night glued to Twitter and their television screens to catch glimpses of celebrities misinterpreting Susan Sontag’s 1964 essay “Notes on Camp” at the 2019 Met Gala , the rest of us trash addicts were gearing up to ingest part one of a three-part Season 7 Vanderpump Rules reunion.

For what it’s worth: Sontag would’ve loved this...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman May 02, 2019. 16 comments

The Toms Are Moving on Up

The Toms Are Moving on Up

Things are looking peachy-keen for Vanderpump Rules cast members named Tom. Sandoval and Schwartz opened their first bar , TomTom, last summer—it’s still mostly owned and operated by Lisa Vanderpump, but that doesn’t make them anything less than partners . This year, both Toms, along with Sandoval’s girlfriend Ariana and Schwartz’s’s wife Katie, purchased their first homes. Which one is...

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