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Jun 10, 2020. 11 comments

Everyone at Bravo Has an Opinion About Those Vanderpump Rules Firings

Everyone at Bravo Has an Opinion About Those Vanderpump Rules Firings

In a different timeline, there would likely be some marginal support from Bravo stars—at least publicly—in the wake of Kristen Doute, Stassi Schroeder, Max Boyens, and Brett Caprioni’s

firings . Well, definitely for Doute and Schroeder. I don’t think anyone even remembers that Boyens and Caprioni were on television.

This, however, is this timeline. Former co-workers are not so gracious! Almost...

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Jun 10, 2020. 10 comments

Faith Stowers Feels 'Vindicated'

Faith Stowers Feels 'Vindicated'

Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute are now extremely

fired from Vanderpump Rules after calling the cops on Faith Stowers in 2018 for no reason, and no one/no none other than celebrity gossip columnists is happier about this than Stowers herself.

“I feel so vindicated studios and production are able to see blatant racism and make these positive changes and help move the race forward — help...

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Jun 10, 2020. 15 comments

Vanderpump Rules Has Fired Stassi and Kristen

Vanderpump Rules Has Fired Stassi and Kristen

In my decades spent watching reality TV, I never thought a cast would be held to this much accountability. According to Variety, Bravo issued a statement following

accusations of racism among the Vanderpump Rules cast: “Bravo and Evolution Media confirmed today that Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, Max Boyens and Brett Caprioni will not be returning to Vanderpump Rules.”

Last week, Faith...

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Jun 08, 2020. 16 comments

Stassi and Kristen Are Like, Super Sorry for Calling the Cops on Faith Stowers, But Are They Really?

Stassi and Kristen Are Like, Super Sorry for Calling the Cops on Faith Stowers, But Are They Really?

Last week, former Vanderpump Rules star Faith Stowers revealed in an Instagram Live that back in 2018, Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute called the cops on her after finding out she was sleeping with Jax Taylor—of all people! They told whatever official answered the phone that Stowers had been robbing people in Los Angeles, citing a racist Daily Mail article about a completely different...

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Apr 16, 2020. 20 comments

Behold Katie Maloney-Schwartz's Hideous Second Wedding Ring

Behold Katie Maloney-Schwartz's Hideous Second Wedding Ring

This blog is in poor form, but some affronts cannot stand. On Tuesday, Katie Maloney-Schwartz, known for her vindictive

alter-ego Tequila Katie on Vanderpump Rules , posted her “second wedding” ring on her Instagram story. And it’s horrible.

According to gossip site Oh No They Didn’t, the finger jewelry retailed for $35,000, was crafted by the VP crew’s favorite designer Kyle Chan, and it is...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jan 16, 2020. 5 comments

Gigi Hadid Will Definitely Not Be An Impartial Juror at Weinstein Trial

Gigi Hadid Will Definitely Not Be An Impartial Juror at Weinstein Trial

After showing up Monday for jury selection in Harvey Weinstein’s sexual assault trial, Gigi Hadid disclosed to lawyers conducting the jury selection that her close friend, Cara Delevingne, was among the women who’ve accused Weinstein of sexual harassment. She then returned to court this morning, where lawyers once again dismissed her.

Page Six reports that the model was photographed entering...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jan 09, 2020. 8 comments

The Hot Monsters of Vanderpump Rules Have Graduated to Some Version of Adulthood

The Hot Monsters of Vanderpump Rules Have Graduated to Some Version of Adulthood

In the opening moments of Tuesday night’s Vanderpump Rules Season 8 premiere, a random TomTom employee solemnly informs new girl Dayna: “He has a new girl every week, why else would he work here?” The “he” is fellow newcomer and TomTom “manager” Max, who slept with Dayna the night before filming started. This sort of fourth-wall-breaking aside peppered last night’s episode, where more than...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jan 08, 2020. 10 comments

Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd Have Been Sued for Failing to Pay Employee Wages

Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd Have Been Sued for Failing to Pay Employee Wages

Restaurateurs Lisa Vanderpump and her sentient dog tote of a husband Ken Todd have been sued for failing to pay their employees’ wages across their Los Angeles businesses SUR, Pump, Tom Tom and Villa Blanca, Page Six reports.

On Dec. 16, 2019, Adam Pierce Antoine—a former employee who worked for the couple for only four months, from September to December 2018—filed a class-action lawsuit...

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Dec 03, 2019. 13 comments

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute is making a “new baby” but not in the traditional way. This one will be named “He’s Making You Crazy” and will be published in June.

If the name wasn’t obvious, it’s a dating book and she snagged Michele Alexander, who wrote How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, to write with her. But Alexander isn’t a ghostwriter or anything, according to Doute. “I’m really excited...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 08, 2019. 8 comments

Look at All These Hot, Botoxed Crybabies in the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer

Look at All These Hot, Botoxed Crybabies in the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer

In the opening moments of the just-released trailer for the next Vanderpump Rules trailer, occasional trumpet player and hair gel enthusiast Tom Sandoval asks the age-old question: “Do you even fucking know me, dude?” While directed at his once best friend and bunkmate and frequent cheating partner Jax Taylor, the question also sets up a rather dramatic prologue to the season. Friendships are...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Oct 25, 2019. 10 comments

Surprisingly, Stassi Schroeder Does Not Want to Get Married in a Cemetery

Surprisingly, Stassi Schroeder Does Not Want to Get Married in a Cemetery

People change. They get older, move on in their careers, and get engaged to failed actors on a reality television show. Like, one day you look up, and Stassi Schroeder no longer likes spooky things, or demons, or threatening to cut her ex-boyfriend’s dicks off with a chainsaw! She’s just a regular woman now, touring Italian wedding venues and contemplating if peonies or sunflowers will look...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 30, 2019. 7 comments

Vanderpump Rules Will Introduce a Bunch of New Nobodies Into Its Cast, Thank God

Vanderpump Rules Will Introduce a Bunch of New Nobodies Into Its Cast, Thank God

The best seasons of Vanderpump Rules are, bar none, the first few, when the show’s main protagonists were

sloppy drunk all the time and still managed to (mostly) make it to their shifts waitressing the next day at SUR . Now that they’ve all gone on to experience real fame —and have launched all the t-shirt lines and makeup blog pseudo-jobs that accompany it—they’re no longer the young...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 24, 2019. 5 comments

Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute and Her Bearded Loafer Boyfriend Brian Carter Broke Up

Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute and Her Bearded Loafer Boyfriend Brian Carter Broke Up

Splitsville has two new residents: Vanderpump Rules

villain Kristen Doute and her squatter boyfriend Brian Carter have broken up. In most situations, it’s not particularly kind to poke fun at celebrity conscious uncouplings, but in this particular example, it absolutely is—because he sucked.

Kristen was essentially

funding Carter’s entire life , which her reality-show BFFs Stassi Schroeder ...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 12, 2019. 5 comments

How Many More Bachelorette Losers Will Shoot Their Shot With Celebrities?

How Many More Bachelorette Losers Will Shoot Their Shot With Celebrities?

If you think your dating life is challenging, try being hot, talented, rich, and famous! It’s so rough out there, apparently, celebrities are looking toward the Bachelor franchise for partners. Specifically,

Gigi Hadid , Sarah Hyland, and Scheana Marie are all reportedly dating men from past Bachelorette seasons—and not the winners, because those men are meant to get engaged only to see their...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Sep 06, 2019. 22 comments

Dylan Farrow Thinks Scarlett Johansson 'Has a Long Way to Go'

Dylan Farrow Thinks Scarlett Johansson 'Has a Long Way to Go'

Dylan Farrow, among

others , wonders if perhaps Scarlett Johansson’s logic in insisting that Woody Allen is a pretty good guy isn’t a bit flawed.

In response to a Hollywood Reporter interview in which Johansson said she doesn’t believe allegations that Allen molested his adopted daughter Farrow because “He’s been very direct with me,” Farrow pointed out the fairly obvious: men who do horrible...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Aug 29, 2019. 13 comments

Well, Brittany Cartwright's ShoeDazzle Collection Kinda Slaps

Well, Brittany Cartwright's ShoeDazzle Collection Kinda Slaps

File under:

unexpected delights . Vanderpump Rules’s Brittany Cartwright, the sweet Kentucky women burdened by her love of super villain Jax Taylor , has launched a shoe collection with ShoeDazzle. Like Stassi Schroeder’s JustFab line before it, I’m genuinely surprised by the tastefulness and eclecticism of the collection. Like, I’m picky as hell, but I’d actually wear some of this stuff....

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Aug 16, 2019. 7 comments

My Favorite Comedian Is Vanderpump Rules Star Stassi Schroeder

My Favorite Comedian Is Vanderpump Rules Star Stassi Schroeder

An easy way to make me lose all respect for you is to introduce yourself as a “comedian” or god forbid, “comedy fan.” I’ve been this joyless and stubborn since birth. However, that changed today. Vanderpump Rules’ Stassi Schroeder attempted stand-up, and now I like jokes.

I didn’t want this, but here it is: Schroeder paid David Spade a visit on his new Comedy Central series, Lights Out with...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 05, 2019. 8 comments

Camille Grammer's Alleged Racist Remarks Edited Out of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Camille Grammer's Alleged Racist Remarks Edited Out of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Denise Richards, the best new constellation in the Housewives universe, revealed in a tweet over the weekend that Camille Grammer is likely racist. Shocking! The details emerged after the Cryptkeeper (Grammer) made the desperate accusation that the former Bond Girl (Richards) was “on something” during the reunion’s taping. Richards refused to let the devout Republican’s allegations go

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 01, 2019. 18 comments

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Taught Me to Use My Instagram Follows as a Weapon

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Taught Me to Use My Instagram Follows as a Weapon

The Sussexes have proved—once again—that there is nothing more powerful in the celebrity gossip news cycle than an unfollow. In a rebrand of a tactic their joint Instagram account first pulled in May, they’ve unfollowed everyone and will be using the next chosen few to “highlight various causes, people or organisations doing amazing things for their communities and the world at large.” A...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Aug 01, 2019. 7 comments

The Best Vanderpump Rules Couple Is Engaged

The Best Vanderpump Rules Couple Is Engaged

SURprise.

Stassi Schroeder, Vanderpump Rules star and once its lead villain/protagonist, is engaged to her boyfriend Beau Clark. This is great news, mostly because everyone on the show

loves Beau and has endured years of watching Schroeder date morons on screen and off. I’m simply happy to have a grownup couple on Vanderpump that I wouldn’t immediately dismiss as “insufferable.”

According...

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