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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 23, 2019 at 21:15. 1 comments

Miley Gets the Dogs

Miley Gets the Dogs

While Miley Cyrus once dedicated an album to her Dead Petz, many are still alive and under threat of an Australian ex-husband! TMZ reports that Miley will fight to keep the many animals she shared with Liam Hemsworth—seven dogs, two horses, two mini horses, three cats, and a pig to be exact. Interestingly, California passed a new law that empowers a judge to grant various forms of custody for...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Aug 23, 2019 at 07:00. 13 comments

Asking Kirsten Dunst About Kissing Brad Pitt When She Was 11 Years Old Is Still 'Gross'

Asking Kirsten Dunst About Kissing Brad Pitt When She Was 11 Years Old Is Still 'Gross'

For more than two-thirds of her life, “elder millennial” Kirsten Dunst has been forced to explain that, as an 11-year-old child, she had no sexual interest in the kiss she shared with a then-30-year-old Brad Pitt on the set of Interview With the Vampire.

Recently, Entertainment Tonight celebrated the twenty-fifth anniversary of the first time their reporters demanded to know whether Dunst, a...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 22, 2019 at 07:00.

Liam Hemsworth Has Filed for Divorce From Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth Has Filed for Divorce From Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth has pulled the trigger on his divorce from Miley Cyrus, meaning that their love is officially, at long last, dead. Unless it comes back to life down the line. If Jesus can rise, why can’t the intimacy between the second best Hemsworth and the twerking Cyrus?

But for now, it’s dead, a situation that doesn’t totally please Miley. Per TMZ,

Here’s what’s interesting ... our sources...

Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 19, 2019 at 07:00. 17 comments

Kaitlynn Carter Has Already Met Miley's Mom

Kaitlynn Carter Has Already Met Miley's Mom

I am trying to be the sort of person who doesn’t gossip about her own friends’ relationships—a difficult task for me, coming from long line of yentas—so instead I will focus my energy on Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, two people who are probably used to the attention. Today’s important piece of news: Kaitlynn Carter has met Miley’s mom. Folks, it’s serious (maybe) (who knows).

According to...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Aug 17, 2019. 16 comments

Miley Cyrus’s ‘Slide Away’ Is a Gorgeous Rumination on a Failed Marriage

Miley Cyrus’s ‘Slide Away’ Is a Gorgeous Rumination on a Failed Marriage
Y/NY/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.  

Yes: Miley Cyrus, “Slide Away” - On her latest single, the newly separated Cyrus delivers a gorgeous rumination on a failed marriage, the youth that made her feel immortal and the age that made her realize her naiveté. I’ll never tire of her warm vocal tone, and the...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 15, 2019. 7 comments

Miley Cyrus Has Landed Back in Los Angeles

Miley Cyrus Has Landed Back in Los Angeles

Like a winter snow or springtime bloom, the first sign of summer’s end has come to pass—Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter have packed up their Fendi bikinis and returned from their Lake Como excursion. Take a minute to mourn if you must! I’m told via People that both women popped up in a luxury vehicle circling Los Angeles. Sources who claim to have experienced the European getaway (and...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 15, 2019. 5 comments

Maybe Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Breakup Wasn't So Amicable After All

Maybe Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Breakup Wasn't So Amicable After All

At first, it seemed that both Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were on the same page with their decision to split . But that was like twelve hours ago, and much has changed since the two released a perfunctory statement saying they would “remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share.”

I hope those animals have good therapists, because now, sources from both camps have thrown drugs...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 14, 2019. 24 comments

Miley and Liam Seem Exhausting, Honestly

Miley and Liam Seem Exhausting, Honestly

We’ve all known that couple or been that couple that keeps breaking up, then parade around their problems and very public hookups and sweep all their friends up in their drama before they inevitably get back together and make everyone come over for brunch. I can’t help but shake the feeling that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are one such couple, and it seems like their “friends,” or at least...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 13, 2019. 12 comments

Halsey Won't Let the Trolls Fuck With Miley Cyrus

Halsey Won't Let the Trolls Fuck With Miley Cyrus

While Miley Cyrus is out rubbing designer bathing suits with Kaitlynn Carter in Lake Como, Halsey is stepping up to defend her from random internet trolls.

The...Tigerbob...and his whack opinions would probably have been best left in obscurity, particularly since the rest of his tweets seem to indicate that he’s a belligerent men’s rights activist and xenophobic racist. But good on her for...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 12, 2019. 24 comments

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad Sad Boy Summer

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad Sad Boy Summer

Not everyone is having a Hot Girl Summer. Liam Hemsworth, whose wife of less than a year recently dumped him for Brody Jenner’s ex, certainly counts himself among the unlucky few! The actor (whose IMDB credits I refuse to google on a Monday morning) apparently fled across the Pacific Ocean to Australia after news broke that Miley Cyrus and her Fendi bikini were tangled up in Kaitlynn...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Aug 12, 2019. 22 comments

Miley Is Going to Be Just Fine

Miley Is Going to Be Just Fine

Less than a year after their secret wedding at home in Tennessee and just four months after Miley declared herself “freakishly obsessed” with her husband, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are done. But according to Instagram and a bazillion paparazzi photos, Miley is fine with it.

On August 10, Cyrus posted a photo to Instagram of herself sans wedding ring with the caption “Mute me if you...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jul 26, 2019. 17 comments

Ryan Seacrest Was Not Famous Enough to Enter More Famous Jennifer Lopez's 50th Birthday Party

Ryan Seacrest Was Not Famous Enough to Enter More Famous Jennifer Lopez's 50th Birthday Party

If the image of a lonely, sad Ryan Seacrest pleading with a bouncer for entry to a birthday party delights you—congratulations! In a story shared by the “busiest man in Hollywood” on Live With Kelly and Ryan, he detailed a harrowing saga in which he, a coworker and “close friend” to JLo, was forbidden from entering her 50th birthday celebration in Miami.

As reported by People:

After arriving...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jul 19, 2019. 7 comments

Wellness Activist Kourtney Kardashian Has Resolved to 'Fight' 'Unhealthy' Lunches With Plastic Water Bottles

Wellness Activist Kourtney Kardashian Has Resolved to 'Fight' 'Unhealthy' Lunches With Plastic Water Bottles

Kourtney Kardashian won’t take a stand against the Kraft singles and chocolate pudding being served in an elementary school cafeteria near you—but she will inspire you to fight the battle yourself! Writing exclusively for her new blog, Poosh, she announces her newfound calling of “simply using my voice to stand up for small changes that add up to big impacts.” Sounds ominous! The Keeping Up...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Jul 12, 2019. 18 comments

Congratulations to Heidi Klum, Who Is Unexpectedly Married

Congratulations to Heidi Klum, Who Is Unexpectedly Married

In all fairness, Heidi Klum and her formerly affianced, Tokio Hotel guitarist Tom Kaulitz, very much knew that they were going to get married and simply opted not to announce it to any of us. Which is fair!

The pair recently acquired a marriage license and did the ceremony without any media attention, though Klum has previously said she would have a “medium-sized” ceremony with a big dress...

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Frida Garza Frida Garza Jul 03, 2019. 17 comments

Miley Cyrus's Latex Vagina Teeth Will Absolutely Eat You

Miley Cyrus's Latex Vagina Teeth Will Absolutely Eat You

Sometimes I am of the mindset that I might know Miley Cyrus’s body better than my own (thanks, 2013 VMAs ). Her latest music video is one of those times.

As Cyrus crawls on the floor singing, “Oh my God/She’s got the power” in the video for “Mother’s Daughter,” she also opens the floor up for cameos from various models, including a black girl in a superhero cape and a fat woman lounging on a...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Jun 23, 2019. 18 comments

A Man Was Arrested While Trying to Steal Halle Berry's House

A Man Was Arrested While Trying to Steal Halle Berry's House

According to the LAPD, a thief recently tried to steal not just a golden sconce or a ruby-encrusted light fixture (I have no idea what rich people have in their houses), but Halle Berry’s whole-ass house by printing up a fake deed and having the locks changed.

The ambitious thief was reportedly first seen lurking around Berry’s home in January by a gardener who says he was messing about with...

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Frida Garza Frida Garza Jun 15, 2019. 6 comments

The Future, According to Charli XCX and Lizzo

The Future, According to Charli XCX and Lizzo
Y/NY/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.  

Yeah, I think so: Charli XCX, “Blame It On Your Love” feat. Lizzo – The future, according to Charli XCX, looks like a lot of making out with reckless abandon at the rave. The music video for her latest single is a subtle parody of those celebrity-studded Calvin Klein...

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Frida Garza Frida Garza Jun 12, 2019. 15 comments

Miley Cyrus Says Sorry For Her Stupid Comment on Not Liking Rap Anymore

Miley Cyrus Says Sorry For Her Stupid Comment on Not Liking Rap Anymore

Miley Cyrus is back: starring in an episode of the new season of Black Mirror, dropping an EP (She Is Coming), and working on a full-length album that, she says, will feature “more hip-hop leaning records.” Seems like the perfect time for her to apologize for a comment she made in 2017 about why she conveniently stopped liking hip-hop.

Cyrus wrote the apology in a YouTube comment, after a...

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Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Jun 10, 2019. 20 comments

Black Mirror's Miley Cyrus Episode Is a Sly Critique of Empowerment Feminism

Black Mirror's Miley Cyrus Episode Is a Sly Critique of Empowerment Feminism

I cannot stop listening to “On a Roll,” the pop song featured heavily in Episode 3 of the latest Black Mirror . It is Nine Inch Nails’s “Head Like a Hole” interpolated into pop—lyrics by Black Mirror co-creator Charlie Brooker, music by Isobel Waller-Bridge—with a tiptoeing synth and delectable harmonies in the low timbre of Miley Cyrus, who’s seen some shit. “I’m stoked on ambition and...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Jun 06, 2019. 23 comments

Leslie Jones Is Not Happy With Sephora

Leslie Jones Is Not Happy With Sephora

Sephora has gone and pissed off Leslie Jones, which seems like a really bad idea. Jones posted a tweet about the way staff at the store’s Upper West Side location treated her makeup artist, Lola Okanlawon, and her best friend’s wife after a visit.

It’s not clear what happened, but Jones is mad. Following the tweet, she wrote on Instagram that:

I am tired of the fuckery yo!! If we spend money...

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