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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 21, 2019 at 06:55. 22 comments

Ladies, Larry King Is Single Again

Ladies, Larry King Is Single Again

Larry King is back on the market.

Page Six reports that King has filed for divorce from Shawn King, his wife of 22 years who is not this Shaun King, which confused me for a second. The couple have reportedly been separated since June, and King cited “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split.

Shawn King is King’s seventh wife, and though their union stuck for the longest,...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 14, 2019. 24 comments

Miley and Liam Seem Exhausting, Honestly

Miley and Liam Seem Exhausting, Honestly

We’ve all known that couple or been that couple that keeps breaking up, then parade around their problems and very public hookups and sweep all their friends up in their drama before they inevitably get back together and make everyone come over for brunch. I can’t help but shake the feeling that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are one such couple, and it seems like their “friends,” or at least...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 07, 2019. 16 comments

Queer Eye's Antoni Is Single Again

Queer Eye's Antoni Is Single Again

The game of love is rough indeed, even for expert avocado salad-crafters, and sadly, it appears Queer Eye’s Antoni Porowski has lost another round. As a rare apologist for Antoni, a man who validated my habit of cooking plain shredded chicken for dinner and calling it gourmet, I am genuinely upset!

According to Page Six, Porowski has split with Flipping Out’s Trace Lehnhoff following an...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jul 24, 2019. 4 comments

RIP Bughead: An Ode to Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart’s Relationship, Gone Too Soon

RIP Bughead: An Ode to Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart’s Relationship, Gone Too Soon

After two magical years of being very good-looking people in a relationship both on and off screen, Cole Sprouse , a.k.a. Jughead on Riverdale , and Lili Reinhart, Betty Cooper on the same dramatic teen television program, have broken up. “Lili and Cole broke up earlier this summer,” an unnamed source dedicated to ruining my day told E! News. “The two are not living together this season,”...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jul 19, 2019.

A Tiny Guide to Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau's Freshly Thawed Breakup Beef

A Tiny Guide to Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau's Freshly Thawed Breakup Beef

Teen celeb reporter here, signing on. The latest—and in my opinion, whenever Bella Thorne is involved, the greatest—beef to hit a certain subset of Gen Z internet involves Thorne and YouTuber Tana Mongeau.

Here’s what you need to know: Thorne and Mongeau were part of a throuple with the Pig Pen-esque aspiring rapper Mod Sun last year, the details of which were never quite clear. Currently,...

Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Jun 12, 2019. 22 comments

Single Bradley Cooper Washes Hair, Hits the Town, As Single People Do

Single Bradley Cooper Washes Hair, Hits the Town, As Single People Do

Bradley Cooper is single now, which is news I will only truly find interesting if he and the suspiciously also recently-single Lady Gaga run off together to become a pair of roving sexy cabaret singers, or, better, to live out the rest of their days on a very private island stocked only with sexy pianos. But for those of you who do find delight and/or despair in this story, the tabloids...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman May 23, 2019. 11 comments

Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons, a.k.a Bendall, Have Broken Up

Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons, a.k.a Bendall, Have Broken Up

R.I.P. Bendall. Love is dead.

Supermodel Kendall Jenner and Philadelphia 76ers basketball player Ben Simmons have broken up. According to Yahoo!, the pair called it quits after they began dating last summer and brought us such hits as “If Kendall Jenner Is Going To Drexel Basketball Games With Ben Simmons, It Really Is True Love ” and “Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons Had Dinner at a New Jersey...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Apr 26, 2019. 19 comments

Jake Gyllenhaal Has Many Beautiful Pictures of Himself

Jake Gyllenhaal Has Many Beautiful Pictures of Himself

According to the best piece of celebrity gossip I’ve heard this year and possibly ever, Jake Gyllenhaal’s taste in art might be more confounding than that of his art critic character, Morf Vandewalt, in the Netflix thriller Velvet Buzzsaw . Apparently he is serially having portraits of himself framed?

From Page Six:

A Page Six spy recently overheard a conversation in a downtown art framing...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Apr 20, 2019. 22 comments

I'm Sorry to Report That Adele and Michelle Williams Are Both Single Now

I'm Sorry to Report That Adele and Michelle Williams Are Both Single Now

This is a dark day for heartwarming celebrity relationships.

According to People, Michelle Williams has split with Phil Elverum, of The Microphones and Mount Eerie. Williams and Elverum wed in a secret ceremony over the summer, news my mother found so lovely she called me to tell me about it. Unfortunately, the marriage did not last:

“Michelle and Phil separated at the beginning of the year....

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Apr 17, 2019. 17 comments

It's Officially, Officially Over for Dina Lohan and Her Internet Boyfriend

It's Officially, Officially Over for Dina Lohan and Her Internet Boyfriend

I was under the impression things were already over between Dina Lohan and her internet boyfriend, but it appears now things are REALLY over. What a journey it’s been for us all.

According to Page Six, Jesse Nadler, an alleged “ladies’ man” whom Lohan met online but never IRL, officially broke up with her on Monday night. “It’s over,” he told the tabloid. “Broke it off.” His explanation re:...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Apr 16, 2019. 12 comments

R.I.P. Young Love: Bella Thorne and Mod Sun Have Broken Up

R.I.P. Young Love: Bella Thorne and Mod Sun Have Broken Up

It’s official: Bella Thorne is single, baby!

According to Billboard, Thorne and her rapper boyfriend Mod Sun (real name Derek Smith, but affectionately referred to as “Pig-Pen” in my group chat) have split ways after two long years of dating. Bella broke the news in a slightly hilarious Instagram image with the not-so-silly caption, “I will always love you. All good things must come to an...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Feb 20, 2019. 22 comments

Khloé Kardashian & Tristan Thompson Are Done

Khloé Kardashian & Tristan Thompson Are Done

Khloé Kardashian has dumped Tristan Thompson, according to a report in TMZ. Why? He (allegedly) cheated, duh . But this time it’s real bad (allegedly).

Indeed, it seems Thompson (allegedly) cheated on Kardashian with none other than Jordyn Woods, a model and/or Instagram person who just happens to be best friends with Kylie Jenner. Apparently, he spent Valentine’s Day with Khloé, but Sunday...

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Megan Reynolds Megan Reynolds Jan 24, 2019. 18 comments

Love Is Dead Because Sweethearts Candy Hearts Are Gone

Love Is Dead Because Sweethearts Candy Hearts Are Gone

Valentine’s Day is a social construct that exists to remind people of either their crushing loneliness or that their relationship is past its expiration date, ideally while letting the chalky sweetness of a conversation heart melt on their tongue, mingled with tears. This year, for the first time in 153 years, that time-honored tradition will be no more. Ah! Egads! Help!

Necco, the candy...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jan 04, 2019. 7 comments

Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik Broke Up Again. Let's Look Back at the Good Times

Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik Broke Up Again. Let's Look Back at the Good Times

It appears that Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have officially broken up for a second time .

A source told US Weekly that Hadid “tried hard to make it work,” but Malik had “a lot of his own issues that she couldn’t help him get through... She cut herself off from all her friends every time they were together. She focused all her time and energy on him, but it just got to be too much.” If that...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Dec 14, 2018. 3 comments

Hailee Steinfeld and Niall Horan, Who I Definitely Knew Were Dating, Have Broken Up

Hailee Steinfeld and Niall Horan, Who I Definitely Knew Were Dating, Have Broken Up

Hailee Steinfeld and Niall Horan, who I certainly didn’t just learn were together, have decided to call it quits after 10 months of dating.

According to People, the EDM poet-actor and former One Direction blonde got together in February only to shut it down just before the holidays.

Neither party went public with the romance, or breakup for that matter, but they were photographed smooching in...

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Megan Reynolds Megan Reynolds Dec 10, 2018. 13 comments

A Good Man Really Is Hard to Find

A Good Man Really Is Hard to Find

The marriage between Amanda Teague, a 46-year old Irish woman, and Jack, a 300-year-old Haitian pirate ghost, has ended. Love was alive, briefly, and now it’s dead.

The Irish Times reports that Teague announced the dissolution of her union on social media and that the relationship ended after less a year. “So I feel it’s time to let everyone know that my marriage is over,” Teague reportedly...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Dec 10, 2018. 15 comments

Offset Has Regrets

Offset Has Regrets

They say the best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is getting your former paramour to grovel publicly. In Cardi B’s case, consider that achievement UNLOCKED.

That’s right. Just a few days after Cardi B announced she and Offset were done, her alleged adulterer of a husband proclaimed on Twitter what the rest of us already knew—no one can do better than Cardi. This is a rare...

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Whitney Kimball Whitney Kimball Oct 22, 2018. 15 comments

Seriously, How Is Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande's Love Pig Coping?

Seriously, How Is Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande's Love Pig Coping?

As the nation fell into a period of mourning for Love (as a concept, which died with the engagement of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson on 10/14/18, God rest its soul) a major concern roiled the Jezebel staff. Who gets custody of the pig, Piggy Smalls???

Who Keeps the Pig? And 4 More Questions I Have for a Post-GRANDSON World

As I stumble blindly through the apocalyptic wasteland that is the...

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Clover Hope Clover Hope Jun 09, 2018. 12 comments

The Greatest Love Story of Our Time Is Tinashe and Ben Simmons

The Greatest Love Story of Our Time Is Tinashe and Ben Simmons

For the past few weeks, I’ve been enraptured with a particular romance and it’s that of Tinashe and her now ex-boyfriend Ben Simmons.

At the moment, you’re likely wondering a couple of things. This may not be a story that interests you because like many of our readers, you don’t know who or why Tinashe is (though you should), nor are you familiar with what a Ben Simmons is either. Many people...

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Megan Reynolds Megan Reynolds Dec 14, 2017. 23 comments

Apparently The Game Has Been 'Romantical'  With Khloe, Kim and Blac Chyna

Apparently The Game Has Been 'Romantical'  With Khloe, Kim and Blac Chyna

Decorative towel enthusiast and rapper The Game plopped his butt and, ostensibly his rather sizable D , on good ol’ Wendy Wiliams’s couch for a brief interrogation about which of the Kardashian sisters he has slept with.

Addressing the lyrics on DJ Khaled’s song “Sauce,” which read, in part, “Then I fucked three Kardashians, hold that thought,” Williams pressed him on which sisters he was...

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