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Dec 25, 2019. 18 comments

Prince Philip Looks Like 98-Year-Old Man He Is as He Leaves Hospital for Christmas With Queen Elizabeth II

Prince Philip Looks Like 98-Year-Old Man He Is as He Leaves Hospital for Christmas With Queen Elizabeth II

Prince Philip is not dead, just in time for Christmas. He’s left the hospital on Tuesday and will spend Christmas with Queen Elizabeth II at Sandringham House in Norfolk, England.

“The Duke of Edinburgh has today left hospital after being discharged by his Doctor and is now back at Sandringham,” Buckingham Palace said in a statement. “His Royal Highness would like to thank everyone who sent...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 19, 2019. 6 comments

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Ride Wrecking Balls Straight Into Divorce Court

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Ride Wrecking Balls Straight Into Divorce Court

Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, an incredibly serious tabloid about incredibly serious things, like how exactly Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth plan on dividing up their many, many animals, or rumors that Tom Cruise boarded his Scientology spaceship to meet with Downtown Abbey actress Michelle Dockery for a sexy, Dianetics-infused holiday getaway. With the holidays ramping up, and the Yuletide...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Dec 09, 2019. 5 comments

Miley Cyrus Got a 'Freedom' Tattoo, For Some Reason I Can't Possibly Determine

Miley Cyrus Got a 'Freedom' Tattoo, For Some Reason I Can't Possibly Determine

Miley Cyrus, who recently went through some relationship changes, went to a Beverly Hills tattoo shop over got the word “Freedom” inked across her knuckles. Huh. Wonder if that’s connected to anything ?

Really, can you think of anything that might have sparked this?

Theoretically, the tattoo is a reference to Cyrus’s new single “Mother’s Daughter,” which includes the line, “So-so, so don’t...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 27, 2019. 17 comments

Former Sad Boy Liam Hemsworth is Actually Doing Fine Now

Former Sad Boy Liam Hemsworth is Actually Doing Fine Now

After suffering through an Instagram divorce, navigating the custody arrangements of 37 different animals, and watching his ex-wife trample around NYC Fashion Week with the woman she left him for while the frozen yogurt he’s eating begins to melt under the harsh Australian sun—Liam Hemsworth is actually doing fine!

Elsa Pataky stopped by Australia’s Sunrise, where she was asked how Liam...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 22, 2019. 21 comments

How Weird, Kristen Stewart and I Are Wearing the Same Outfit

How Weird, Kristen Stewart and I Are Wearing the Same Outfit

There is possibly nothing sexier than wearing a leather coat. I know that an animal had to die in the process, and perhaps that is overly barbaric of me, and predicated on some ancient genetic leftover from when the human race was still banging sticks against rocks and hunting dinosaurs. And vegan leather can’t replace that sensation, mostly because it’s plastic, which is bad, and we should...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Oct 11, 2019. 18 comments

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are Locked in a Sexy Paparazzi Death Match

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are Locked in a Sexy Paparazzi Death Match

Liam Hemsworth is looking for a fucking fight despite every news outlet—including this one—accusing him of moping around Australia this past month. It’s a nice change of pace for the Hunger Games alum! TMZ reports that he was spotted in New York City yesterday with someone named Maddison Brown, a star on the Dynasty reboot. Dressed in nearly all black, Hemsworth boldly held her hand in front...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Sep 25, 2019. 4 comments

Sailor Brinkley-Cook Thinks Everyone Needs 'More Love,' Especially Wendy Williams

Sailor Brinkley-Cook Thinks Everyone Needs 'More Love,' Especially Wendy Williams

If you ever find yourself accused of profiting off an injury your mother faked so she could kickstart your influencer career on the nation’s leading celebrity dance brand rehabilitation competition show, the last thing you should do is run to the nation’s leading tabloid and give them a quote about how “unloved” and “negative” everyone is. You sound like everyone’s high school bully—even if...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Sep 16, 2019. 23 comments

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad, Sad Boy Summer Continues

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad, Sad Boy Summer Continues

Back in the Stone Ages, messy celebrities in even messier relationships would break up—and even divorce—over text. Adam Levine (allegedly) sent Jessica Simpson a breakup-missive that read: “Really busy. Need Space.” Kevin Federline received a text while promoting his album in Canada that Britney Spears was divorcing him. And then there’s the divorce text Russell Brand sent Katy Perry (who was...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Aug 25, 2019. 18 comments

Anonymous Rich People Might Be Fundraising to Hire Michael Jackson's Lawyer for R. Kelly

Anonymous Rich People Might Be Fundraising to Hire Michael Jackson's Lawyer for R. Kelly

A bunch of anonymous entertainment industry bigwigs are reportedly donating money to help broke alleged sexual predator R. Kelly hire the man who defended both Michael Jackson and Robert Blake.

Sources say attorney Tom Mesereau met with Kelly in Chicago last week, where Kelly is being held over federal sex crime charges. However, Kelly’s current lawyer Steven Greenberg denies reports that...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 22, 2019. 24 comments

Liam Hemsworth Has Filed for Divorce From Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth Has Filed for Divorce From Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth has pulled the trigger on his divorce from Miley Cyrus, meaning that their love is officially, at long last, dead. Unless it comes back to life down the line. If Jesus can rise, why can’t the intimacy between the second best Hemsworth and the twerking Cyrus?

But for now, it’s dead, a situation that doesn’t totally please Miley. Per TMZ,

Here’s what’s interesting ... our sources...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 19, 2019. 17 comments

Kaitlynn Carter Has Already Met Miley's Mom

Kaitlynn Carter Has Already Met Miley's Mom

I am trying to be the sort of person who doesn’t gossip about her own friends’ relationships—a difficult task for me, coming from long line of yentas—so instead I will focus my energy on Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, two people who are probably used to the attention. Today’s important piece of news: Kaitlynn Carter has met Miley’s mom. Folks, it’s serious (maybe) (who knows).

According to...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 15, 2019. 5 comments

Maybe Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Breakup Wasn't So Amicable After All

Maybe Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's Breakup Wasn't So Amicable After All

At first, it seemed that both Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were on the same page with their decision to split . But that was like twelve hours ago, and much has changed since the two released a perfunctory statement saying they would “remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share.”

I hope those animals have good therapists, because now, sources from both camps have thrown drugs...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 14, 2019. 24 comments

Miley and Liam Seem Exhausting, Honestly

Miley and Liam Seem Exhausting, Honestly

We’ve all known that couple or been that couple that keeps breaking up, then parade around their problems and very public hookups and sweep all their friends up in their drama before they inevitably get back together and make everyone come over for brunch. I can’t help but shake the feeling that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are one such couple, and it seems like their “friends,” or at least...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 12, 2019. 24 comments

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad Sad Boy Summer

Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad Sad Boy Summer

Not everyone is having a Hot Girl Summer. Liam Hemsworth, whose wife of less than a year recently dumped him for Brody Jenner’s ex, certainly counts himself among the unlucky few! The actor (whose IMDB credits I refuse to google on a Monday morning) apparently fled across the Pacific Ocean to Australia after news broke that Miley Cyrus and her Fendi bikini were tangled up in Kaitlynn...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Aug 12, 2019. 22 comments

Miley Is Going to Be Just Fine

Miley Is Going to Be Just Fine

Less than a year after their secret wedding at home in Tennessee and just four months after Miley declared herself “freakishly obsessed” with her husband, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are done. But according to Instagram and a bazillion paparazzi photos, Miley is fine with it.

On August 10, Cyrus posted a photo to Instagram of herself sans wedding ring with the caption “Mute me if you...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman May 08, 2019. 17 comments

A Cryptic Instagram Caption Does Not Mean Miley Cyrus Is Pregnant, OK?

A Cryptic Instagram Caption Does Not Mean Miley Cyrus Is Pregnant, OK?

You think fans would know better by now. The tabloids have been burned before.

Just because Miley Cyrus captioned a photo of herself and Liam Hemsworth, “Daddy & Mommy” on Instagram doesn’t mean they’re expecting. For what it’s worth, there are multiple images in the post, one of which is of Miley and Demi Moore. Are they pregnant?

Regardless of the fact that Liam Hemsworth said he wants “10,...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Apr 25, 2019. 19 comments

Breaking: Miley Cyrus Is 'Literally Freakishly Obsessed' With Her Hot Husband Liam Hemsworth

Breaking: Miley Cyrus Is 'Literally Freakishly Obsessed' With Her Hot Husband Liam Hemsworth

Just because it’s on Instagram doesn’t mean it isn’t real love. It just happens to be the best of both worlds. On Wednesday, Miley Cyrus decided to let the world in on her thirst for her husband Liam Hemsworth by posting a photo of him to her story, captured at the Los Angeles premiere of Avengers: End Game on Monday, with the caption, “I’m literally freakishly obsessed with [my] husband...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Feb 21, 2019. 21 comments

Miley Cyrus Is Tripping

Miley Cyrus Is Tripping

Miley Cyrus is Vanity Fair’s latest cover star, and the story is a wild ride, though it’s hard to empathize with her oppressive wealth and self-righteousness.

The profile—well-written but for some reason interspersed with Cyrus’s own stream-of-consciousness personal essay—centers on her recent marriage to Liam Hemsworth, which she describes as “redefining... what it looks like for someone...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jan 17, 2019. 16 comments

Crikey, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are (Reportedly) Expecting a Baby! [Updated]

Crikey, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are (Reportedly) Expecting a Baby! [Updated]

Miley Cyrus and husband Liam Hemsworth are expecting their first child, the Daily Mail reports.

An insider told Australian tabloid OK! Australia that the couple are “over the moon” about their baby, which is reportedly a girl:

“Miley’s over the moon because she’s carrying Liam’s baby... It’s a girl, which is what [they] hoped for. He called his brothers and parents. [Miley] got him to Skype...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jan 10, 2019. 23 comments

This Week In Tabloids: Ellen DeGeneres Is Quitting Hollywood. Let's Celebrate That!

This Week In Tabloids: Ellen DeGeneres Is Quitting Hollywood. Let's Celebrate That!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where new girl on the scene Joan Summers will be staring into the void, and listening to it explain the intimate details of Meghan Trainor’s wedding reception to Spy Kid Daryl Sabara. She wore sneakers and leggings because she’s a regular and relatable human person! The Spy Kid-turned-Man danced to “Pop! Goes My Heart!,” the iconic theme song to noted romcom Music...

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