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Dec 03, 2019 at 08:35. 13 comments

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute is making a “new baby” but not in the traditional way. This one will be named “He’s Making You Crazy” and will be published in June.

If the name wasn’t obvious, it’s a dating book and she snagged Michele Alexander, who wrote How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, to write with her. But Alexander isn’t a ghostwriter or anything, according to Doute. “I’m really excited...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 08, 2019.

Look at All These Hot, Botoxed Crybabies in the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer

Look at All These Hot, Botoxed Crybabies in the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 Trailer

In the opening moments of the just-released trailer for the next Vanderpump Rules trailer, occasional trumpet player and hair gel enthusiast Tom Sandoval asks the age-old question: “Do you even fucking know me, dude?” While directed at his once best friend and bunkmate and frequent cheating partner Jax Taylor, the question also sets up a rather dramatic prologue to the season. Friendships are...

Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 24, 2019. 5 comments

Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute and Her Bearded Loafer Boyfriend Brian Carter Broke Up

Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute and Her Bearded Loafer Boyfriend Brian Carter Broke Up

Splitsville has two new residents: Vanderpump Rules villain Kristen Doute and her squatter boyfriend Brian Carter have broken up. In most situations, it’s not particularly kind to poke fun at celebrity conscious uncouplings, but in this particular example, it absolutely is—because he sucked.

Kristen was essentially funding Carter’s entire life , which her reality-show BFFs Stassi Schroeder ...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman May 07, 2019. 23 comments

'I've Never Heard this Sucking a Boob in Canada Story': It's Vanderpump Rules Reunion Time

'I've Never Heard this Sucking a Boob in Canada Story': It's Vanderpump Rules Reunion Time

While much of the pop culture-savvy population spent Monday night glued to Twitter and their television screens to catch glimpses of celebrities misinterpreting Susan Sontag’s 1964 essay “Notes on Camp” at the 2019 Met Gala , the rest of us trash addicts were gearing up to ingest part one of a three-part Season 7 Vanderpump Rules reunion.

For what it’s worth: Sontag would’ve loved this...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Apr 30, 2019. 12 comments

All the Ways the Vanderpump Rules Cast Has (Almost) Grown Up

All the Ways the Vanderpump Rules Cast Has (Almost) Grown Up

When Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules premiered in December , all of the show’s cast members seemed to be doing okay, as far as Bravo standards are concerned: Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright got engaged, Tom Schwartz pledged to curb his drinking by only taking half-shots, Kristen Doute played it as cool as Kristen Doute could ever play it cool, and Scheana Marie began casually dating . The...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Feb 20, 2019. 9 comments

All Hail the Return of Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules' Most Delightful Bad Guy

All Hail the Return of Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules' Most Delightful Bad Guy

In Monday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, the cast, immune to growth and self-control, did the very thing that always gets them into trouble: they held a girls’ trip and a guys’ night separate from one another and appeared to be genuinely shocked when both events ended in disaster. For the guys, it was a night at the West Hollywood Mondrian with women they picked up at the hotel bar,...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Oct 14, 2017. 17 comments

No Offense to Emma Roberts and Dave Franco, But You Can't Just 'Reenact' Vanderpump Rules 

No Offense to Emma Roberts and Dave Franco, But You Can't Just 'Reenact' <i>Vanderpump Rules </i>

Much like the lateral undulation of a burrowing asp, or a planet slowly twisting in the darkness, Stassi Schroeder—patron saint of the chin implant, fierce advocate of the chevron print, dramatic Queen Bee of the Vanderpump Rules empire—is not easily imitated. On a recent episode of Watch What Happens Live!, Emma Roberts gave it a shot anyway.

On the show to promote their new film...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Sep 05, 2017. 23 comments

'I Did Not Go Down on Brittany': Watching Vanderpump Rules Through My Despair 

'I Did Not Go Down on Brittany': Watching <i>Vanderpump Rules </i>Through My Despair 

It’s hard to find something to watch right now that can adequately distract my anxious brain from the brisk totalitarian takeover of the United States of America. TV shows can only do so much, you know? Even 30 Rock, a universal last-ditch balm for dark times, feels like a painful reminder of a more rational universe. Luckily, Vanderpump Rules is back on air, and it is blissfully free of...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Aug 30, 2017. 23 comments

Lala Talking About Ayn Rand on Vanderpump Rules Is Better Than Any Book Ever Written

Lala Talking About Ayn Rand on <i>Vanderpump Rules</i> Is Better Than Any Book Ever Written

The moment that everyone seems to be talking about from Monday night’s Vanderpump Rules is Jax (and the meat ring buoy that’s overwhelmed his neck) buying breast implants for his new girlfriend, but in all honestly, I couldn’t care less about Kentucky Brittany’s new honkers because I’m too distracted by Lala—the SUR hostess who grows more and more beautiful with each and every passing...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Aug 20, 2017. 20 comments

I Chugged Sauv Blanc With Kristen, the Villain of Vanderpump Rules

I Chugged Sauv Blanc With Kristen, the Villain of <i>Vanderpump Rules</i>

Above, you'll find a video of the most incredible day of my life.

Kristen Doute is a cast member on Vanderpump Rules, which just wrapped up its third season following a group of amoral , sexually indiscriminate friends who work at Real Housewife Lisa Vanderpump 's West Hollywood restaurant, SUR. Kristen is the unofficial "villainess" of Vanderpump Rules, and in an average scene...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Aug 18, 2017. 11 comments

Jennifer Lawrence Is Back, and Singing 'Believe' By Cher

Jennifer Lawrence Is Back, and Singing 'Believe' By Cher

A rabbit jerks his head up, half-eaten carrot instantly forgotten. A squalling toddler quiets mid-scream, his gaze locked on the clear blue sky. A queen bee abandons her hive, feeling the pull of something stronger. “J. Law is back!” the breeze whispers. “J. Law is back!” the cockroaches sing. And the world comes alive once more.

Best Friend Trio Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Aug 18, 2017. 21 comments

Jennifer Lawrence Has Made Out With Liam Hemsworth, Obviously

Jennifer Lawrence Has Made Out With Liam Hemsworth, Obviously

Jennifer Lawrence went on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen Monday night—not your usual stop on an A-list publicity tour—to express her love for Bravo and answer some unusually probing questions.

During a game of “Plead the Fifth,” in which she was given three inappropriate questions and could only refuse to answer one, a caller asked if J-Law and Li-Hem had ever “kissed...

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