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Dec 03, 2019 at 08:35. 13 comments

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute is making a “new baby” but not in the traditional way. This one will be named “He’s Making You Crazy” and will be published in June.

If the name wasn’t obvious, it’s a dating book and she snagged Michele Alexander, who wrote How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, to write with her. But Alexander isn’t a ghostwriter or anything, according to Doute. “I’m really excited...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Nov 15, 2019. 20 comments

Kellyanne Conway Apparently Offended By Reminder That Her Husband Exists

Kellyanne Conway Apparently Offended By Reminder That Her Husband Exists
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She’s probably not alone!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Kellyanne Conway had a mini-meltdown on CNN today when Wolf Blitzer asked her to comment on statements that her husband, noted Trump hater George Conway, made about Wednesday’s impeachment...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Nov 01, 2019. 10 comments

Just Stop Trying, Ivanka

Just Stop Trying, Ivanka
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Guess how much Diet Dr. Pepper I’ve had this week.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Ivanka compared her dad to Thomas Jefferson, which oddly works, but not for the reasons why she thinks it does: Oops, should’ve done more than look up “inspirational...

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Katie McDonough Katie McDonough Oct 25, 2019. 22 comments

Kellyanne Conway Would Like to Know What Your Job Is, Exactly

Kellyanne Conway Would Like to Know What Your Job Is, Exactly
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Surprise—it’s Cry Time!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Here are some quotes from this transcript of a call between Kellyanne Conway and a reporter at the conservative Washington Examiner: “I haven’t learned a single thing from any of your pieces.”...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 28, 2019. 10 comments

Kellyanne Conway Hummed a Taylor Swift Song on Fox News Because Only Bad Things Happen Now

Kellyanne Conway Hummed a Taylor Swift Song on Fox News Because Only Bad Things Happen Now

Taylor Swift’s new pivot to politics has stoked the ire of the White House, which put out a press statement reiterating the Trump Administration’s rejection of the Equality Act after Swift called for its support at Monday night’s MTV Video Music Awards. Donald Trump has not yet tweeted about it (give it time), but Kellyanne Conway did address the Swiftian situation on Fox News on Tuesday...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Jul 10, 2019. 7 comments

Please Join Me in Visualizing This Wilbur Ross Dance-Off With Rudy Giuliani

Please Join Me in Visualizing This Wilbur Ross Dance-Off With Rudy Giuliani

It’s summer, which means it’s time for Washington Post editor Elizabeth Morris “Lally” Graham Weymouth’s annual party in the wealthy enclave of Southampton, New York, where the very worst people in the world gather at her mansion to... dance and eat corn pudding?

This year’s party included a special dance performance by none other than human piranha Rudy Giuliani (there, according to Page...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Jun 24, 2019. 9 comments

House Democrats Will Vote on Subpoenaing Kellyanne Conway

House Democrats Will Vote on Subpoenaing Kellyanne Conway

Earlier this month, the United States Office of Special Counsel recommended Kellyanne Conway be fired from her job as Lead White House Leaker, having determined that she repeatedly violated the Hatch Act while employed by the executive branch. She still has that job, of course, but now House Democrats are trying to decide if they should subpoena her to get her to testify.

According to...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Jun 15, 2019. 20 comments

What Ever Happened to Kellyanne?

What Ever Happened to Kellyanne?

Kellyanne Conway is in the news again after the United States Office of Special Counsel informed President Trump that Conway violated the Hatch Act multiple times and should be fired from.... whatever it is that she actually does at the White House. Naturally, Trump plans to ignore that suggestion, calling their claims “unfair” and pretending that this is a free speech violation. But...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang May 24, 2019. 21 comments

'I'm an Extremely Stable Genius' Says Donald Trump

'I'm an Extremely Stable Genius' Says Donald Trump
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I’m going camping this weekend with my dog, an actual extremely stable genius, and bringing an entire case of Diet Dr. Pepper! Doesn’t that sound like heaven?

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Donald Trump called himself an “extremely stable genius” and Nancy Pelosi a...

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Apr 15, 2019.

Trump Campaign Manager: The Press Is Both Biased for Clinton and Secretly Talking Shit About Her

Trump Campaign Manager: The Press Is Both Biased for Clinton and Secretly Talking Shit About Her

No one can accuse Kellyanne Conway of not trying so, so hard. Trump’s campaign manager has gracefully attempted to explain everything from her candidate’s hideous Muslim ban to all that alleged pussygrabbing . After Wednesday’s debate, in what may be her beautiful albeit strained swan song, Conway went on multiple TV programs and Twitter to explain that the press is both shamefully biased...

Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Feb 20, 2019. 13 comments

Kellyanne Conway Thinks Andrew McCabe Leaks Too Much

Kellyanne Conway Thinks Andrew McCabe Leaks Too Much

Former deputy FBI director Andrew McCabe’s book tour has primarily consisted of him suggesting that maybe the president of the United States is a Russian asset, a point he reiterated on CNN on Tuesday. But Kellyanne Conway didn’t like that, accusing McCabe of being a “known liar and leaker.” And that’s her job!

On CNN, Chris Cuomo asked Conway to address some of McCabe’s accusations against...

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Frida Garza Frida Garza Feb 09, 2019. 18 comments

Ohhhh, Burn

Ohhhh, Burn
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Who’s ready for the weekend?

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today: Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker testified before the House Judiciary Committee on Friday, and when asked by Chairman Jerry Nadler about whether he ever interfered with Robert Mueller’s investigation,...

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Katie McDonough Katie McDonough Feb 06, 2019. 17 comments

The State of Our Union Is Bong  

The State of Our Union Is Bong  
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Will you be reading our State of the Union liveblog at 9 p.m. eastern?

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Stacey Abrams will offer the official Democratic response to the State of the Union, and Senators Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders will offer their own responses both...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Jan 24, 2019. 18 comments

Ex-Trump Staffer Says Kellyanne Conway Is the White House's Leaky Cruella de Vil

Ex-Trump Staffer Says Kellyanne Conway Is the White House's Leaky Cruella de Vil

Though I highly recommend taking any ex-Team Trump publicity tour with an Omarosa-sized grain of salt, former Trump aide Cliff Sims released a tasty excerpt of his new memoir, Team of Vipers: My 500 Extraordinary Days in the Trump White House, in Vanity Fair on Wednesday evening.

In it, he confirms what we’ve long known : that Kellyanne Conway is leaky as shit. He also reveals what we did...

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Clio Chang Clio Chang Jan 14, 2019. 17 comments

Kellyanne Conway Can't Stop Saying 'Sexting'

Kellyanne Conway Can't Stop Saying 'Sexting'

Kellyanne Conway, counselor to Donald Trump, was back on Fox & Friends on Monday morning to garble up a bunch of words about the latest New York Times story, which revealed that the FBI had opened up an investigation into whether Trump was working on behalf of Russia. Conway somehow tried to claim that the report “confirms” Trump’s deep state conspiracy, including, curiously that agents at...

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Clio Chang Clio Chang Jan 03, 2019. 19 comments

Kellyanne Conway Hits New Low, Which Seemed Impossible But Was Actually Possible 

Kellyanne Conway Hits New Low, Which Seemed Impossible But Was Actually Possible 

Kellyanne Conway, counselor to Donald Trump, sunk to new depths (which didn’t seem possible but clearly was) on Thursday during a segment on Fox & Friends. While there, she claim that Democrats are to blame them for the two children who recently died while in Border Patrol custody.

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Clio Chang Clio Chang Dec 12, 2018. 19 comments

You Really Wanna Do This? 

You Really Wanna Do This? 

Kellyanne Conway (bad, fascist) has decided to go after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (cool, wants you to have healthcare). On Tuesday on Fox News, Conway, unprompted, called Ocasio-Cortez “really embarrassing” and a “29-year-old congresswoman who doesn’t seem to know much about anything.” To which I say: You really wanna do this?

Conway was apparently responding to a tweet in which Ocasio-Cortez...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Dec 04, 2018. 13 comments

Milk Men, Fighting 

Milk Men, Fighting 

In a year in which we have seen families forcibly separated at the border, childrenlanguishing in detention , Brett Kavanaugh confirmed to the Supreme Court after being credibly accused of sexual assault and seeming to pledge revenge against his political enemies, a Washington Post writer killed and dismembered in the Saudi consulate who was then maliciously accused of being a terrorist...

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Harron Walker Harron Walker Oct 30, 2018. 24 comments

Kellyanne Conway Blames the Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting on 'Late Night Comedians' 

Kellyanne Conway Blames the Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting on 'Late Night Comedians' 
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Did you know barf bag spelled backwards is gab frab? Makes you think!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Disgruntled cocker spaniel on dog Klonopin Kellyanne Conway attempted to blame the fatal shooting at Pittsburgh’s Tree of Life synagogue, which left 11 people dead, on...

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Frida Garza Frida Garza Oct 08, 2018. 21 comments

Susan Collins and Kellyanne Conway Spent the Morning Defending Brett Kavanaugh

Susan Collins and Kellyanne Conway Spent the Morning Defending Brett Kavanaugh

A day after the Senate voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, Senator Susan Collins and Kellyanne Conway doubled down on their terrible opinions, and in defending themselves, further established that Kavanaugh’s accuser Christine Ford and her most skeptical supporters were right: Her pain, in the end, didn’t matter .

Collins, who earlier this week gave a long and condescending...

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