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Mar 20, 2020. 10 comments

Elsewhere, Britney Spears is Doing Beach Yoga

Elsewhere, Britney Spears is Doing Beach Yoga

Every so often, it’s nice to jump down the rabbit hole and into the alternate dimension that is Britney Spears’s Instagram. Somewhere, right now, she is asking boyfriend slash photographer Sam Asghari to film her while she spins around on a cliffside, or poses at the foot of her grand staircase in a bandage dress from 2009. When the world is falling apart, I count on people like Spears to...

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Mar 08, 2020. 13 comments

Justin Bieber's Cat's Escape Thwarted by Sandra Lee

Justin Bieber's Cat's Escape Thwarted by Sandra Lee

Everyone can rest easy now for Justin Bieber has been reunited with his cat Sushi after it survived what appears to be an extremely harrowing attempt to pull a reverse-Homeward Bound. Where Chance, Shadow, and Sassy overcame unforeseen dangers in their quest to reunite with their owners, fording a river and escaping from bears, it appears Sushi was doing quite the opposite, roughing it in the...

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Mar 03, 2020. 10 comments

Megan Thee Stallion Suing Record Label for Being 'Greedy and Shady'

Megan Thee Stallion Suing Record Label for Being 'Greedy and Shady'

After

divulging details about her wack recording contract in an Instagram Story, Megan Thee Stallion has filed a lawsuit against 1501 Certified Entertainment, alleging—among other things—targeted smear campaigns against her and the intimidation of workers in the recording industry.

TMZ reports that already, Megan Thee Stallion was granted a temporary restraining order against her label from a...

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Mar 01, 2020. 17 comments

New Bay Area Resident Heard Laughing Blocks Away

New Bay Area Resident Heard Laughing Blocks Away

Julia Roberts is going to be my neighbor!!! Well, not actually. Not really even kind of, but we will be living in the same city now that the actress has recently closed the 8.3 million dollar purchase of a Victorian home in San Francisco’s Presidio Heights neighborhood.

Apparently the home is 6,245 square feet, which is more living space than that of myself and my twelve closest friends in the...

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Feb 21, 2020. 15 comments

Ben Affleck's Raya Profile Has Sailed Off Into the Night

Ben Affleck's Raya Profile Has Sailed Off Into the Night

At some point in the very recent future, Ben Affleck was

trawling celebrity dating app Raya, looking for a “real partner”—or, at least, another woman as radiant and talented as Jennifer Garner. Unfortunately, this did not happen!

The former Batman told Good Morning America’s Diane Sawyer in an interview this morning:

“I am on no dating [apps]. No Tinder. Grindr. Bumble. Humble. I am not on...

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Feb 19, 2020.

Justin Bieber Still Thinks He Can Kick Tom Cruise's Ass

Justin Bieber Still Thinks He Can Kick Tom Cruise's Ass

I’m beginning to think that celebrities only interact with James Corden and his quaint little Carpool Karaoke setup when they want to be annoying—considering, well, I’m sure I don’t have to finish this particular sentence about the talk show host. Anyway, I’ve found the rule of thumb to be especially true for Justin Bieber, who spent the majority of his time on the show talking about how he...

Feb 17, 2020. 13 comments

Goodbye to That Mustache

Goodbye to That Mustache

Everything dies, baby, that’s a fact, and it appears the recent celebrity sadstache phenomenon is on its way out. Of course, maybe everything that dies someday comes back, so don’t get too excited.

Billboard reports that on Sunday Justin Bieber shaved off the

notable dirtstache that’s been crawling atop his mouth for the last few months, posting an Instagram photo highlighting his newly...

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Feb 14, 2020. 18 comments

Jane Fonda is Done With Plastic Surgery

Jane Fonda is Done With Plastic Surgery

Jane Fonda is done with plastic surgery. The 82 year old activist and actress has rarely hesitated to talk about her experiences going

under the knife in the past (except for that one time when she potentially almost fought Megyn Kelly for asking her about it) but in a recent interview with Elle Canada, Fonda announced she was finished.

“I can’t pretend that I’m not vain, but there isn’t...

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Jan 30, 2020. 11 comments

Ciara—Pregnant!

Ciara—Pregnant!

Usually I start these things with some sort of heartwarming story, or diatribe about an abstract concept, but today I have nothing! I’m just generally very happy for Ciara and husband Russell Wilson, two probably good people who had another good thing happen to them—a baby!

On Instagram this morning, Ciara announced her third pregnancy, and second child with Wilson, in a vacation shot from...

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Jan 30, 2020. 19 comments

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Was Emotionally Abusive

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Was Emotionally Abusive

As Justin Bieber prepares to drop his new album on St. Valentine’s Day, Selena Gomez has opened up about the way he treated her during their very long, very on-and-off again relationship, telling NPR that her new single, Lose You to Love Me, is indeed about him:

“It has a different meaning to me now from when I wrote it. I felt I didn’t get a respectful closure, and I had accepted that, but I...

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Jan 28, 2020. 15 comments

Justin Bieber Just Really Loves Kissing His Wife

Justin Bieber Just Really Loves Kissing His Wife

Do you have a wife? If you have a wife, are you kissing your wife right now? Why are you not kissing your wife right now? Do you even love your wife, or are you lying to her, and by association, me? Why are you even here, wifeless, and lying? No matter. I only have time for wives, and people with wives. Hugging their wives, texting their wives, whispering to their wives, bringing their wives...

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Jan 28, 2020. 1 comments

Justin Bieber's Show Seasons Refuses to Dig Deeper

Justin Bieber's Show Seasons Refuses to Dig Deeper

“My life is a movie, and everyone’s watching,” Justin Bieber sang five years ago on his album Purpose. After years of scandalous, increasingly absurd media attention, from stories of the pop singer buying a pet monkey to pissing in buckets, the record was a self-aware message to an industry that loves to laugh and gawk at a teen pop star newly catapulted into adulthood. But rather than revel...

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Jan 24, 2020. 11 comments

Lean Into Full Dirtbag, Justin Bieber

Lean Into Full Dirtbag, Justin Bieber

It’s a new decade and

Justin Bieber has a new mustache.

According to E! News, his once-loyal Beliebers actively despise the khaki wisp of facial hair, which I did not expect. Apparently they have been broadcasting their gentle disgust on his Instagram with comments like, “Justin I love you but please shave,” and “Justin please shave that thing off your baby face.” As well intended as his...

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Garrett Schlichte Garrett Schlichte Jan 19, 2020. 21 comments

Taylor Swift Wanted Justin Bieber Kicked Out of Her Gym, Which Honestly Feels Correct

Taylor Swift Wanted Justin Bieber Kicked Out of Her Gym, Which Honestly Feels Correct

As someone who’s not Rich And Famous, there are very few times I feel able to connect with literally anything that’s happening in the go-go world of the Hollywood elite. With every passing year of the 2000s, the whole ‘Celebrities, they’re just like us’ thing has felt further and further from my reality. When I was a a teen in the mid-aughts watching

Britney Spears walk into gas station...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Jan 16, 2020. 5 comments

The Tabloids Foreshadowed Kaia Gerber and Pete Davidson's Breakup a Week Ago!

The Tabloids Foreshadowed Kaia Gerber and Pete Davidson's Breakup a Week Ago!

Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things, like Julianne Hough’s marital problems, Justin Bieber’s impending breakdown, Michelle Williams incredibly horny personal life, and the ugly fedora one Property Brother refuses to burn.

Let’s get gossiping!

Hot Gossip:

What would you do with $1 billion, and how far would you go to keep it? Tipsters claim the question...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jan 11, 2020. 7 comments

Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Game the System and Stream 'Yummy' on Repeat While They Sleep

Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Game the System and Stream 'Yummy' on Repeat While They Sleep

Last week, Justin Bieber

released “Yummy,” a single that blatantly rips off Ty Dolla $ign’s catalog while celebrating sexy time with his wife Hailey Bieber. It’s fine, not his best, and certainly not the kind of joint 2020 demands from its hits. Because of that, Bieber is having a hard time topping the charts with what he no doubt beliebs to be a banger because of the ongoing success of...

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Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Jan 04, 2020. 5 comments

Justin Bieber's 'Yummy' Is Delicious Ty Dolla $ign Worship

Justin Bieber's 'Yummy' Is Delicious Ty Dolla $ign Worship
Y/N Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

Probably?: Justin Bieber, “Yummy” - When the snippet of Bieber’s first single of the new decade dropped in December, I immediately contacted his publicist, Gabe Tesoriero. “Did Ty $ write this!!!! It sounds good,” was my verbatim email to Gabe; I have yet to receive a...

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Dec 06, 2019. 16 comments

Caitlyn Jenner Banned Mention of O.J. Simpson in the Kardashian House After the Trial

Caitlyn Jenner Banned Mention of O.J. Simpson in the Kardashian House After the Trial

Caitlyn Jenner demanded that her girls never mention O.J. Simpson — after he was acquitted of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman — in their house ever again. The trial was “a joke,” Jenner said on a recent episode of the British reality show, I’m a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.

After Simpson’s verdict came down, both Kourtney and Kim Kardashian basically said I told you so....

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 05, 2019. 20 comments

Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake Again and Keep Pointing Our Fingers at Him

Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake Again and Keep Pointing Our Fingers at Him

Despite rumors of multiple affairs that have dogged his marriage since the early 2000s, and

publicly holding the hand of his co-star Alisha Wainwright while filming Palmer in New Orleans, Justin Timberlake is actually super sorry! This man is sorry to his amazing wife, he is sorry to his children, but strangely, he doesn’t seem to be sorry to Wainwright, whom he put through hell as strangers...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 27, 2019. 17 comments

Former Sad Boy Liam Hemsworth is Actually Doing Fine Now

Former Sad Boy Liam Hemsworth is Actually Doing Fine Now

After

suffering through an Instagram divorce, navigating the custody arrangements of 37 different animals, and watching his ex-wife trample around NYC Fashion Week with the woman she left him for while the frozen yogurt he’s eating begins to melt under the harsh Australian sun—Liam Hemsworth is actually doing fine!

Elsa Pataky stopped by Australia’s Sunrise, where she was asked how Liam...

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