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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jul 14, 2019.

Lady Gaga Says She and Bradley Cooper Are Artists, Not Lovers 

Lady Gaga Says She and Bradley Cooper Are Artists, Not Lovers 

Lady Gaga paid Jimmy Kimmel Live a visit Wednesday night to confirm that she and Bradley Cooper are not in love, despite the horny energy of their Oscars performance Sunday night. “First of all, quite frankly, social media is the toilet of the internet. What it has done to pop culture is abysmal. Yes, people saw love and and guess what? That’s what we wanted you to see,” she told Kimmel....

Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Jul 12, 2019.

It Truly Is a 'Scary Time' for Boys

It Truly Is a 'Scary Time' for Boys

Lynzy Lab, a dance teacher at Texas State University, recently went viral with her hit “Scary Time”—a revision of some dumb shit the president said. In honor of International Day of the Girl, Jimmy Kimmel invited her onto his show Thursday night to perform said song.

He introduced her with:

“My wife will say, ‘You don’t know what it’s like to be a woman.’ And I always go, ‘Ughwouwsdl,’ but...

Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Kimmel: FEUDING???

Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Kimmel: FEUDING???

It is the slowest gossip Wednesday in a fortnight and change, and therefore Dirt Bag brings you the dudefightiest of dudefights: the alleged dudefight between king comedy dude Jerry Seinfeld, and prince late-night show Jimmy Kimmel, an unlikely meetup of wisecracking doughboys.

The steaming hot TEA is thus, according to Radar:

“Nobody knows where the bad blood comes from, but Jerry just hates...

Hazel Cills Hazel Cills May 03, 2019. 13 comments

Daenerys Targaryen Fucked Up Meeting Beyoncé

Daenerys Targaryen Fucked Up Meeting Beyoncé

The Mother of Dragons can’t even handle meeting Beyoncé.

During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday night, Emilia Clarke talked about briefly meeting the pop star at an Academy Awards afterparty. Beyoncé is, unsurprisingly, a Game of Thrones fan. Stars, they’re just like us!

“She voluntarily came up to me, open-faced like, ‘I wanna talk to this girl,’” Clarke says. “And I just...

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Prachi Gupta Prachi Gupta Feb 12, 2019. 24 comments

Nick Cannon Reminds Us That Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Sarah Silverman Wore Blackface, Too

Nick Cannon Reminds Us That Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Sarah Silverman Wore Blackface, Too

As Virginia reels from the revelation that its political leadership is littered with white men who wore blackface in their youth, it’s worth remembering that several contemporary celebrities have done the same, part of a longstanding American tradition of white entertainers emulating blackness for their own amusement.

Comedians, even progressive ones who ally themselves with people...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Sep 06, 2018. 6 comments

The Virgin Bachelor Jokes Have Arrived and Will Never End

The Virgin Bachelor Jokes Have Arrived and Will Never End

On Wednesday night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, host Jimmy Kimmel thought it’d be funny to give Colton Underwood, the 26-year-old former football player, recently appointed Bachelor and infamous virgin, a sex talk. This is to be expected, as Underwood’s only discernible personality trait is his virginity, but man is this going to be a long season, and it hasn’t even started.

Kimmel breaks out...

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Bobby Finger Bobby Finger Aug 11, 2018. 21 comments

Jimmy Kimmel: ‘What Makes You Think’ Donald Trump Cares About Black People? Kanye West: ‘o_O’

Jimmy Kimmel: ‘What Makes You Think’ Donald Trump Cares About Black People? Kanye West: ‘o_O’

Kanye West was on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night, and guess what: he talked about his support for Donald Trump! West talked about other things, too, like his new album, his wife, and the struggles he faced at the beginning of his career, but let’s be honest, Donald Trump’s disgusting orange shadow blocks out everything else. So lets get to it.

After expressing his support for Trump...

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Bobby Finger Bobby Finger Jun 22, 2018. 23 comments

Co-Creator of 'Juggy Dance Squad' Defends Chris Hardwick, Says Everyone's Making Too Many Allegations

Co-Creator of 'Juggy Dance Squad' Defends Chris Hardwick, Says Everyone's Making Too Many Allegations

Adam Carolla, the half of Comedy Central’s early aughts relic The Man Show who didn’t defy the odds and become one of the most successful people on late-night television, has thrust himself into the headlines this week by coming to the defense of his friend, TV personality Chris Hardwick, after an essay published last week by Hardwick’s ex-girlfriend Chloe Dysktra described a relationship...

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Kelly Faircloth Kelly Faircloth May 14, 2018. 4 comments

Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus Do Shots With Jimmy Kimmel

Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus Do Shots With Jimmy Kimmel

There is nothing more annoying than getting shitfaced and affecting an Irish accent on St. Patrick's Day. On the other hand, this is a video of Julia Louis-Dreyfus doing shots of whiskey onstage with Jimmy Kimmel. Please drink responsibly, by which I mean please drink while being the incomparable Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

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Bobby Finger Bobby Finger Apr 18, 2018. 24 comments

Holy Crap, Stephen Colbert Now Averages 1.2 Million More Nightly Viewers Than Jimmy Fallon

Holy Crap, Stephen Colbert Now Averages 1.2 Million More Nightly Viewers Than Jimmy Fallon

Though it should come as no surprise that American late-night TV viewers began switching over to Stephen Colbert’s more politically-minded Late Show after his competitor Jimmy Fallon playfully mussed then-Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s hair on Late Night, it wasn’t until reading this report in Vulture than I realized just how strong Colbert’s lead has gotten over the past year.

The...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Apr 14, 2018. 13 comments

Sister Duo First Aid Kit Let Their Soulful Wails Loose on Kimmel

Sister Duo First Aid Kit Let Their Soulful Wails Loose on <i>Kimmel</i>

First Aid Kit, the folk duo composed of Johanna and Klara Söderberg, performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday night and—oh my Lorde—can these two play a beautiful tune.

The Swedish sisters, who rose to fame as young teens after posting a video of their cover of Fleet Foxes’ “Tiger Mountain Peasant Song” in 2008, performed songs off their latest album, Ruins, as a part of Kimmel’s...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Apr 11, 2018. 18 comments

Jimmy Kimmel Calls for a Twitter Truce With Sean Hannity Over Melania Trump Joke

Jimmy Kimmel Calls for a Twitter Truce With Sean Hannity Over Melania Trump Joke

For nearly a week now, Jimmy Kimmel has been embroiled in a feud with talking Angry Bird Sean Hannity, following the above bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday in which Kimmel mocked Melania Trump’s accent. Hannity declared Kimmel is a “racist,” pervert,” and an “ass clown,”and Kimmel made fun of Hannity for treating Donald Trump like an odd-coiffed second coming, but on Sunday...

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Kate Dries Kate Dries Mar 30, 2018. 18 comments

Jessica Chastain Explains Her Bill Cosby Golden Globes Reaction Face

Jessica Chastain Explains Her Bill Cosby Golden Globes Reaction Face

Not that it really needed extrapolation, but on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Tuesday night, Jessica Chastain briefly explained what she was thinking in the now-infamous shot of the audience at the Golden Globes reacting to Amy Poehler and Tina Fey's Bill Cosby joke .

"I probably was like, 'Wow, I can't believe they went there,'" Chastain told Kimmel of her shocked face. She also revealed...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Mar 12, 2018. 18 comments

Flashback Friday: Remember When Ansel Elgort Shot Hot Dogs Out of a Hot Dog Cannon?

Flashback Friday: Remember When Ansel Elgort Shot Hot Dogs Out of a Hot Dog Cannon?

Something happened at the Oscars on Sunday night that I have not been able to get out of my head, although I have tried very, very hard. When I close my eyes? All I see is Ansel Elgort, AKA Ansolo, AKA DJ Ansolo, shooting a hot dog out of a much larger hot dog.

Why did this happen? Your guess is as good as mine. Host Jimmy Kimmel wanted to do something “fun,” I guess. There was...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Feb 28, 2018. 13 comments

Kimmel Catches People Bullshitting About What Oscar Films They've Seen

Kimmel<i> </i>Catches People Bullshitting About What Oscar Films They've Seen

Jimmy Kimmel is back with an Oscars edition of "Lie Witness News," in which innocent passerby are forever memorialized as lying idiots.

This time, Kimmel sent a camera crew out to Hollywood Boulevard to prove that even people who haven't seen the films in question will try their best to muster opinions on Oscar nominees, asking admittedly hilarious questions like: "Do you think it...

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Hannah Gold Hannah Gold Jan 31, 2018. 13 comments

Stormy Daniels Denies She Had an Affair With Donald Trump

Stormy Daniels Denies She Had an Affair With Donald Trump

In an enviably timed about-face, adult film star Stormy Daniels issued a statement on Tuesday denying that she had a sexual relationship with Donald Trump in 2006, which would have constituted an extramarital affair on his part.

Earlier this month, the Wall Street Journal reported that a month before the 2016 election Michael Cohen, an attorney for Donald Trump, arranged to pay Daniels...

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Clover Hope Clover Hope Dec 15, 2017. 12 comments

Seth Rogen Somehow Remembers Eating 60 Grams of Shrooms in Amsterdam

Seth Rogen Somehow Remembers Eating 60 Grams of Shrooms in Amsterdam

Seth Rogen stopped by Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday night to promote his next project, The Night Before, a film about a drug-induced Christmas adventure. He also recalled the time he got high on 60 grams of Dutch shrooms.

In one of his most classic high tales, Rogen says when he was 18, he and a friend bought 60 grams of wet mushrooms in Amsterdam and hatched a plan to have a picnic in...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Nov 25, 2017. 22 comments

How Are These Dude Late Night Hosts Still Bleating at Each Other?

How Are These Dude Late Night Hosts Still Bleating at Each Other?

Five years ago, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t very nice to Jay Leno. Now, in 2015, Jay Leno is calling Jimmy Kimmel mean. GOOD GOD. Has any battle between whiny, rich, famous white dudes ever been as boring as the late night wars?

Kimmel and Leno’s bad blood stems from 2010 when Jay handed off hosting duties for The Tonight Show to Conan O’Brien, another rich and famous white dude, only to return to the...

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Aimée Lutkin Aimée Lutkin Nov 25, 2017. 20 comments

Jimmy Kimmel Explains Mansplaining to Hillary Clinton

Jimmy Kimmel Explains Mansplaining to Hillary Clinton

Jimmy Kimmel is helping.

This actually made me cringe. Not just because watching Hillary Clinton try to be funny and cool is cringe-worthy. It’s because this is all too close to the truth to even be a joke. It’s more like a reenactment of her entire campaign condensed into a two minute bit.

If only you could be mansplained into having the power of a man.

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Nov 25, 2017. 21 comments

Jennifer Lawrence Interviewed Kim Kardashian and It Was Honestly Extremely Good

Jennifer Lawrence Interviewed Kim Kardashian and It Was Honestly Extremely Good

Jennifer Lawrence stood in for Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday night, wearing the strangest outfit I’ve ever seen to conduct a superfan interview with “our lord Jesus God” Kim Kardashian. Kim managed to evade some of the more uncomfortable questions and ends up being more of a straight man to her interviewer’s relentless charm, but overall, it’s a very rude and...

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