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Prince Andrew Had to Drive to His Father's House to Get a Royal Ass Whooping

Prince Andrew Had to Drive to His Father's House to Get a Royal Ass Whooping

Prince Andrew’s presence was required at Sandringham Estate, where his daddy Prince Philip is staying, for what I can only assume was a royal ass whopping (a.k.a. an incredibly stern talking to) before Monday night’s interview with Virginia Giuffre aired. Prince Charles “read the riot act” to Andrew at a light and civilized lunch between the three men on Monday, according to The Sun.

But,...

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R. Kelly's Other Live-In Girlfriend Azriel Clary Got Her Own Place

R. Kelly's Other Live-In Girlfriend Azriel Clary Got Her Own Place

Disgraced and legally embattled singer R. Kelly’s other live-in girlfriend, Azriel Clary, has moved out of the condo in Trump Tower in Chicago. TMZ reported that Clary is trying to separate herself from the drama surrounding Joycelyn Savage .

In late November, posts on Instagram and Patreon appeared under Savage’s name, accusing Kelly of psychological, emotional and sexual abuse. However, the...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman yesterday at 06:00.

Your Greatest Holiday Party Faux Pas

Your Greatest Holiday Party Faux Pas

Some Pissing Contest themes are tried and true. That becomes especially apparent during the month of December, when this column becomes pretty festive: expect nothing but holiday-related content for the remainder of 2019, ya Grinches . Kicking things off, as Jezebel has done in the past , is our Holiday Party-themed special . I want to know about your greatest holiday party faux pas. Did you...

Molly Osberg Molly Osberg yesterday at 05:16. 1 comments

I'm a Truck Guy Now

I'm a Truck Guy Now
Shit I Bought Welcome to Shit I Bought, a column where we recap the life-changing beauty and fashion purchases of various staffers—and also just stuff we bought on a whim.Prev NextView All

I have a problem, which is that I have recently become a truck guy. This was not really a logical extension of any choice I’ve made up to this point in my life: I live in a large metropolitan area with a...

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Kelly Faircloth Kelly Faircloth yesterday at 03:30. 2 comments

I Want the Pink Christmas Tree

I Want the Pink Christmas Tree

I regret to inform you that I have been seduced by the siren call of the seasonal trend, and I want a pink Christmas tree.

“Sisters Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian are both taking part in this year’s hottest holiday decorating trend: pink Christmas trees,” reported Good Morning America.

I did not realize this was the year’s hottest holiday decorating trend, nor do I typically take my...

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Tracy Clark-Flory Tracy Clark-Flory yesterday at 02:20.

Uber Says Thousands of Reported Sexual Assaults 'Reflects the World in Which We Operate'

Uber Says Thousands of Reported Sexual Assaults 'Reflects the World in Which We Operate'

On Thursday, Uber released a study revealing it received reports of 3,045 sexual assaults during its rides last year in the United States. This four-digit figure feels like a nationwide four-alarm fire, especially against the backdrop of a lawsuit filed yesterday by 19 women against Lyft over alleged sexual assaults by its drivers. The last few years have been haunted by a loudening chorus...

Maria Sherman Maria Sherman yesterday at 01:00.

Keto, Vapes, and New Milks: It's Time to Cancel Some Lifestyle Trends

Keto, Vapes, and New Milks: It's Time to Cancel Some Lifestyle Trends
Year in Review 2019Year in Review 2019Remembering the year that you, me, and everyone we know was canceled. Rest in peacePrev NextView All

Thursday marked Day Two of Jezebel’s Cancel Tournament : the Politics division—perhaps the most challenging of all the categories to cancel because truly all of these things deserve to go. Today, we’re canceling a few lifestyle trends. But first, let’s look...

Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 06, 2019 at 22:20. 8 comments

Kim Kardashian Decorates Home With Large, White Christmas Dildos

Kim Kardashian Decorates Home With Large, White Christmas Dildos

Noted Christmas person Kim Kardashian West has once again elevated the art form of being extremely rich and extremely weird, just in time for her favorite holiday! This year, her home has been overrun by large, oblong sculptures Kim refers to on Instagram as “whimsical” decorations, and the pure essence of what the holiday means to her. Considering the rest of her home is an uncomfortably...

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Hazel Cills Hazel Cills Dec 06, 2019 at 21:30. 9 comments

It's Not About You, Peloton Husband

It's Not About You, Peloton Husband

Here is how long we see the actor Sean Hunter in the viral Peloton ad that everyone hates: approximately four seconds. I counted. But for some reason that didn’t stop him from speaking out how what it feels like to be labeled “a symbol of the patriarchy.”

The 30 second spot is cringe-worthy for a few reasons: the fact that a man gifted his wife an exercise bike at all, that the bike costs...

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Dec 06, 2019 at 21:00.

Five Men Set a Woman on Fire as She Traveled to Court For Her Rape Case

Five Men Set a Woman on Fire as She Traveled to Court For Her Rape Case

A 23-year-old woman in northern India was set on fire by five men as she traveled to a court hearing on her rape case. Two of the men arrested for setting her on fire are also men accused of raping her. The woman was eventually airlifted to a hospital in Dehli where she is undergoing treatment for extensive burns.

On Thursday morning, television station NDTV reported that she was attacked by...

Dec 06, 2019 at 11:30. 1 comments

Joycelyn Savage Says an Imposter Actually Published Patreon and Instagram Posts Accusing R. Kelly of Abuse

Joycelyn Savage Says an Imposter Actually Published Patreon and Instagram Posts Accusing R. Kelly of Abuse

In a video statement to TMZ, Joycelyn Savage denied that she was the author of Instagram and Patreon accounts accusing R. Kelly of sexual and psychological abuse. In the video, Savage says she’s “truly tired” of the accusations against her “best friend, R. Kelly.”

Savage reads a statement from a phone, asking for support for the singer. “I am not going to be a part of the assassination of R....

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Dec 06, 2019 at 10:25.

This Is Most Definitely the Way to Prevent Cyberbullying on Your App

This Is Most Definitely the Way to Prevent Cyberbullying on Your App

TikTok has finally found a way to prevent cyberbullying experienced by marginalized people online: Just don’t let people see their videos in the first place!

On Tuesday, the mega popular app admitted to quashing videos made by queer people, disabled people, and other “special users” who were deemed a “bully risk by default,” according to German news site Netzpolitik. Moderators were instructed...

Dec 06, 2019 at 09:13.

Indictment Accuses R. Kelly of Marrying Aaliyah By Bribing Official for Fake ID

Indictment Accuses R. Kelly of Marrying Aaliyah By Bribing Official for Fake ID

A new indictment accuses disgraced singer R. Kelly of using a bribe to get the paperwork needed to marry the late singer Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 27, according to a report on Thursday by The New York Times. This is on top of the 13-count indictment filed in Chicago back in July on charges of child pornography. Kelly is also facing criminal charges in Minnesota.

Federal prosecutors in...

Dec 06, 2019 at 08:14. 1 comments

Caitlyn Jenner Banned Mention of O.J. Simpson in the Kardashian House After the Trial

Caitlyn Jenner Banned Mention of O.J. Simpson in the Kardashian House After the Trial

Caitlyn Jenner demanded that her girls never mention O.J. Simpson — after he was acquitted of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman — in their house ever again. The trial was “a joke,” Jenner said on a recent episode of the British reality show, I’m a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.

After Simpson’s verdict came down, both Kourtney and Kim Kardashian basically said I told you so....

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Dec 06, 2019 at 05:25. 1 comments

Startups Are Too Often Pretty on the Outside, Shitty on the Inside

Startups Are Too Often Pretty on the Outside, Shitty on the Inside

A decade ago, startup culture seemed like the great savior of the American workplace. Far from the florescent-hued prisons of workplace dystopia-themed movies like Office Space or Fight Clubs, many tech startups emphasized the importance of fun with amenities like nap spaces and ping pong tables. These shiny new spaces reflected the premise of positivity on which many startup were purportedly...

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Shannon Melero Shannon Melero Dec 06, 2019 at 04:50.

More Women Sue Lyft, Alleging the Company Ignored Their Sexual Assault Complaints

More Women Sue Lyft, Alleging the Company Ignored Their Sexual Assault Complaints

Nineteen women are suing Lyft, saying the company failed to prevent sexual assault by its drivers and then ignored complaints from victims. According to The New York Times Lyft also failed to employ necessary safety measures that could have prevented sexual assault ; the women also say that after the alleged assaults occurred Lyft failed to follow up with the complainants.

This latest lawsuit,...

Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Dec 06, 2019 at 03:30. 1 comments

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's Ship Name Is Shamila, But It Should Be Scamila

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's Ship Name Is Shamila, But It Should Be Scamila
Year in Review 2019Year in Review 2019Remembering the year that you, me, and everyone we know was canceled. Rest in peacePrev NextView All

This year has brought forth no shortage of surprising celebrity relationships. No one was banking on Miley Cyrus partnering with Kaitlynn Carter after their divorces , and even fewer saw Cyrus’s relationship with Cody Simpson coming (most likely because...

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Lisa Fischer Lisa Fischer Dec 06, 2019 at 01:30.

Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme's Gift Guide for the Stars

Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme's Gift Guide for the Stars

The winter holidays are upon us, which means it’s time to go broke buying consumerist trash that nobody really needs to prove that you love your friends and family. Chances are you’ll procrastinate getting gifts for your loved ones until the day before Hanukkah, Christmas, or your respective gift-giving day, but what about presents for the people we truly can’t live without: Celebrities?

Drag...

Dec 06, 2019 at 00:50.

Former Playboy Model Embroiled in Trump Scandal Sues Fox

Former Playboy Model Embroiled in Trump Scandal Sues Fox

Karen McDougal, the model whose story of an affair with Donald Trump was “caught and killed” during the 2016 election by the National Enquirer , is now suing Fox News for defamation after host Tucker Carlson claimed she was blackmailing the president

McDougal says she met Trump in 2006 at the Playboy mansion while he was filming an episode of Celebrity Apprentice. She says they had an affair...

Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Dec 06, 2019 .

Let's Cancel Some Powerful Political Figures

Let's Cancel Some Powerful Political Figures
Year in Review 2019Year in Review 2019Remembering the year that you, me, and everyone we know was canceled. Rest in peacePrev NextView All

Welcome to Day Two of Jezebel’s Cancel Tournament 2019. “Cancel culture” itself might be a divisive term, but you guys sure have lots of opinions on what must go.

On Wednesday, we kicked things off with the Celebrity Arts division. Here are the results:...

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