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A Goop-Approved Practitioner Pulled Energy Out Of Julianne Hough's Butt At Davos

A Goop-Approved Practitioner Pulled Energy Out Of Julianne Hough's Butt At Davos

The world’s elite and highly complicit convened at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland this week to discuss how they’re going to be Good Capitalists now, and Dancing with the Stars personality Julianne Hough was there too, getting energy pulled out of her butthole.

Video has circulated of Hough screaming like a banshee undergoing an exorcism whilst receiving an energy treatment from...

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An Ode to The Metal Rat, This Year’s Lunar Mascot

An Ode to The Metal Rat, This Year’s Lunar Mascot

This Saturday, January 25 is Lunar New Year, when we leave behind the year of the pig—and enter the year of the rat. Specifically, it’s the year of the metal rat. A zodiac year has never felt so appropriate, but it’s up against eons of anti-rat propaganda. Rats are mere vermin; we’re masters of the universe. Rats are disgusting; we yearn to be pure. Rats carry disease; we’re doing a detox....

Joan Summers Joan Summers 1 hours 52 minutes ago.

Kristin Chenoweth is Also Scared of Coronavirus

Kristin Chenoweth is Also Scared of Coronavirus

I’ve been away this week, and haven’t had much time to catch up on the news. I hear there is a possible Contagion situation spiraling out of control, or is that just broadcast news anchors’ pre-disposition for disaster-shrieking over something completely manageable? Kristin Chenoweth sure seems worried!

While flying out of LAX Thursday afternoon, the sing-screamer slash former Glee star told...

Justice Namaste Justice Namaste today at 08:45.

NCAA Board Plans To Establish a Sexual Violence Policy for College Athletes

NCAA Board Plans To Establish a Sexual Violence Policy for College Athletes

After a USA Today Network investigation into the “predator pipeline” last December, the NCAA has announced that it plans to expand its sexual violence policies.

In the “predator pipeline” investigation, reporter Kenny Jacoby found nearly 30 examples just since 2014 of current and former athletes who transferred from one NCAA school to another, despite being administratively disciplined for...

Justice Namaste Justice Namaste today at 07:29. 1 comments

Wendy Williams Didn't Fart, Okay!

Wendy Williams Didn't Fart, Okay!

Clap if you’ve seen that video of Wendy Williams allegedly letting one rip during the Hot Topics segment of her show. Williams named the scandal ‘FartGate’ and addressed it with her trademark calm and reasoned response.

“I want to talk to you about something very, very serious. I’ve been going through this for a moment and I would like to have a private conversation with you, okay?”

Williams...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers today at 06:00.

Prince Charles Sucks Just as Much as Mike Pence

Prince Charles Sucks Just as Much as Mike Pence
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Vice President Mike Pence and his press secretary really, really, really want you to know that Prince Charles didn’t snub him on camera at the World Holocaust Forum. Yes, there may be a video circulating that shows the Prince passing by the homophobic goblin man...

Maria Sherman Maria Sherman today at 03:00.

Lean Into Full Dirtbag, Justin Bieber

Lean Into Full Dirtbag, Justin Bieber

It’s a new decade and Justin Bieber has a new mustache.

According to E! News, his once-loyal Beliebers actively despise the khaki wisp of facial hair, which I did not expect. Apparently they have been broadcasting their gentle disgust on his Instagram with comments like, “Justin I love you but please shave,” and “Justin please shave that thing off your baby face.” As well intended as his...

Megan Reynolds Megan Reynolds today at 01:30. 3 comments

I'm Inspired By This Cat Who Everyone Thought Was Sick But Is Actually Just an Asshole

I'm Inspired By This Cat Who Everyone Thought Was Sick But Is Actually Just an Asshole

Finding the inspiration to muddle through and around life’s various slings and arrows is, at times, difficult. Mistaking aspiration for inspiration is a fool’s errand, for the two are inextricably linked but obviously different. In my endless quest for this elusive feeling, I think I have finally found a match: Perdita, a salty-ass rescue cat in North Carolina who has done life’s hard work of...

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Jean Paul Gaultier Threw Himself a High Fashion Funeral

Jean Paul Gaultier Threw Himself a High Fashion Funeral

Jean Paul Gaultier’s final show at Paris fashion week was everything fun about ’80s and ’90s fashion—campy and arty all at once with Boy George hanging around in the background.

The hour-long show featured the usual suspect supermodels, Hadids and whathaveyou, alongside drag queens like Miss Fame, contortionists, dildo hats, and giant boobs.

Held in Paris’s Théâtre du Chatelet, the showed...

Esther Wang Esther Wang today .

'We Needed to Do Something to End This:' Why a Group of Black Moms Took Over a Vacant House in Oakland

'We Needed to Do Something to End This:' Why a Group of Black Moms Took Over a Vacant House in Oakland

In November of of last year, a group of black mothers—Dominique Walker, Tolani King, Sameerah Karim, Sharena Thomas, and Misty Cross—moved into a shabby white house in Oakland that had sat vacant for two years. They called themselves Moms 4 Housing, and they had taken the radical but beautifully simple step of moving into the home, which was owned by a real estate investment company notorious...

Tracy Clark-Flory Tracy Clark-Flory yesterday at 23:30. 2 comments

The Desperate and Opportunistic 'Rough Sex' Defense

The Desperate and Opportunistic 'Rough Sex' Defense

Activists in the United Kingdom have documented an alarming tenfold rise over the last two decades in what they call the “rough sex” defense. In these cases, a woman—it is always a woman—is found dead and the man accused of killing her alleges that she died during rough but consensual sex. The line of defense has worked: Half of the cases brought over the past fives years have resulted in...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman yesterday at 22:30. 7 comments

Michelle Carter to Leave Prison for Good Behavior

Michelle Carter to Leave Prison for Good Behavior

Michelle Carter, the teenager convicted of involuntary manslaughter in June 2017 after urging her boyfriend to take his own life via text message in 2014, is leaving prison today.

In February 2019, Carter was sentenced to two and a half years in jail with the expectation that she would serve 15 months (the rest was suspended, with five years probation to follow) at the Bristol County House...

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Hazel Cills Hazel Cills yesterday at 22:10.

Tinder Wants Safer Dates And Less Catfish

Tinder Wants Safer Dates And Less Catfish

Tinder is taking steps to make dates safer, incorporating panic buttons and letting authorities have access to a user’s location, and they also want to kick catfish to the curb.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Tinder’s parent company is taking a stake in the app Noonlight which tracks users and lets authorities know where they are if there are safety concerns. During a date users can...

Joan Summers Joan Summers yesterday at 21:40.

Channing Tatum Has Popped, Locked, and Dropped Back Into Jessie J's Arms!

Channing Tatum Has Popped, Locked, and Dropped Back Into Jessie J's Arms!

Can you hear it— the collective wailing of thousands of prospective brunettes across Los Angeles upon reading the news that Channing Tatum is back together with Jessie J? Their sad dirge haunts me, even from some 3000 miles away, and fills me with an indescribable longing. Will those mourners ever find comfort? Unlikely. But, Raya is a bustling app, and I’m sure they’ll end up with some rich...

Lauren Evans Lauren Evans yesterday at 20:30. 1 comments

Virginia Passes Bill Easing Abortion Restrictions

Virginia Passes Bill Easing Abortion Restrictions

Virginia is moving to undo its web of restrictions aimed at preventing women from obtaining abortions, and on Wednesday passed a bill in the State’s House that will remove a passel of longstanding requirements.

The omnibus bill, which passed 12-to-9 along party lines, would increase the number of providers who could perform abortions, as well as remove ultrasound requirements and mandatory...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans yesterday at 11:45.

This Woman Used a Louis Vuitton Purse to Make a Prosthetic Leg

This Woman Used a Louis Vuitton Purse to Make a Prosthetic Leg

A British model who lost her leg after getting hit by a taxi in New York City seven years ago has made the most out of her ordeal, turning a vintage Louis Vuitton purse into a prosthetic leg. When life hands you lemonades, make ‘em fashion.

“It actually came to me in a dream that I had this super leg,” Sian Green-Lord told BBC. “I remember telling my husband in the morning. He was like ‘Why is...

Lauren Evans Lauren Evans yesterday at 09:50.

Weinstein's Rape Trial Opened With Graphic Stories From Six Accusers

Weinstein's Rape Trial Opened With Graphic Stories From Six Accusers

More than two years after allegations against him first made landfall , Harvey Weinstein has finally hobbled his way to his criminal trial, where prosecutors painted a vivid and horrific picture of his alleged attacks on the six women who will testify against him.

Wilted, gray and clinging to a walker, Weinstein entered the Manhattan courthouse Wednesday morning to a withering opening...

Lauren Evans Lauren Evans yesterday at 08:10. 4 comments

Looks Like Justin Timberlake's Apology Instagram Did the Trick

Looks Like Justin Timberlake's Apology Instagram Did the Trick

Jessica Biel appears to have read and appreciated Justin Timberlake’s painful Instagram apology after he was photographed holding hands with his Palmer co-star, Alisha Wainwright, on a Bourbon Street balcony in November. According to Page Six,

The couple stepped out with their 4-year-old son, Silas, in New York City on Tuesday and looked every bit the family unit they were before Timberlake...

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Megan Reynolds Megan Reynolds yesterday at 05:35. 4 comments

We've Thought a Lot About Fucking Mr. Peanut, and We Have Additional Thoughts

We've Thought a Lot About Fucking Mr. Peanut, and We Have Additional Thoughts

Earlier this afternoon, the Jezebel staff weighed  the serious and ultimately very disturbing moral quandary about whether or not we would fuck Mr. Peanut, a mascot who unfortunately passed away sometime this morning. The nature of the the initial discussion was rollicking and deeply perverted, and ultimately the only person who decided that they would let the nut hit was me, Jezebel’s...

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Utah Judge Rules It's 'Lewd' for a Woman to Be Topless in Her Own Home

Utah Judge Rules It's 'Lewd' for a Woman to Be Topless in Her Own Home

A Utah woman is facing criminal charges for being topless in her own home as prosecutors argue that women’s chests (but not men’s) are considered lewd in American society. On January 22, a judge agreed with prosecutors’ interpretation of existing lewdness laws and denied a motion to declare the lewdness statute unconstitutional.

Tilli Buchanan says she and her husband took their shirts off...

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