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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 06, 2019 at 06:45. 1 comments

How Many Push-Ups Do We Think Joe Biden Can Do?

How Many Push-Ups Do We Think Joe Biden Can Do?
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A giant bus emblazoned with the absurd slogan “NO MALARKEY” made a stop in New Hampton, Iowa today, laden with Joe Biden, his wife’s fingers, and his many predilections for licking them . While there, Biden hosted a town hall that was unceremoniously interrupted by...

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Dec 03, 2019 at 08:35. 13 comments

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute is making a “new baby” but not in the traditional way. This one will be named “He’s Making You Crazy” and will be published in June.

If the name wasn’t obvious, it’s a dating book and she snagged Michele Alexander, who wrote How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, to write with her. But Alexander isn’t a ghostwriter or anything, according to Doute. “I’m really excited...

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Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Julianne Escobedo Shepherd Dec 31, 2018. 18 comments

Jennifer Lawrence Got Extremely Stoned and Accosted a Lady Over a Port-a-Potty

Jennifer Lawrence Got Extremely Stoned and Accosted a Lady Over a Port-a-Potty

I didn’t necessarily peg Jennifer Lawrence as the kind of person who would freak out on weed, but then I suppose this story fits nicely into the whole quirky-gal-doin-thangs persona, since she is a quirky gal out here doing things. The Howard Stern Show recently shared a previously unseen clip from a February 2018 interview, in which J.Law recalled “Ellen’s party,” as in Ellen Degeneres’s...

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Megan Reynolds Megan Reynolds Sep 25, 2018. 18 comments

Let's Take a Minute to Appreciate Pete Davidson's Voice

Let's Take a Minute to Appreciate Pete Davidson's Voice

Pardon me for interrupting your afternoon, but I’d love to draw your attention to Pete Davidson, dressed like a first grader, sitting on the couch in Howard Stern’s Sirius XM studio, talking about Ariana Grande, social media, and a bunch of other stuff. Maybe I’m an idiot or maybe I just haven’t paid attention, but... Pete Davidson’s voice is confusing to me, sexually.

He is tall, skinny,...

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Bobby Finger Bobby Finger Jun 09, 2018. 18 comments

Mandy Moore Tells Howard Stern That Wilmer Valderrama Lied About Being Her First Sexual Encounter

Mandy Moore Tells Howard Stern That Wilmer Valderrama Lied About Being Her First Sexual Encounter

During an interview with Howard Stern on his show this week, Mandy Moore revealed that a statement Wilmer Valderrama made on the same show some 12 years ago—that he was Mandy Moore’s first P-in-V encounter when they dated in the early aughts—was entirely untrue.

After Stern confirmed that Moore would be comfortable discussing the subject, they had a long chat during which which she cleared a...

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Kara Brown Kara Brown Mar 17, 2018. 23 comments

Howard Stern Really Gets Twitter

Howard Stern Really Gets Twitter

In today’s Tweet Beat, Howard Stern has a big day on Twitter, Paris Hilton likes her sister and Madonna is trying to tell us something.

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Joanna Rothkopf Joanna Rothkopf Mar 03, 2018. 18 comments

The Mighty Ducks Taught Jake Gyllenhaal the Meaning Of Pain

<i>The Mighty Ducks</i> Taught Jake Gyllenhaal the Meaning Of Pain

Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal was cast in the 1992 cult classic The Mighty Ducks and was not allowed to participate — thus introducing his pure, untarnished little heart to a lifetime of pain.

On Wednesday, July 22, Gyllenhaal, who is starring in the newly-released boxing porn film Southpaw, spoke with Howard Stern on his Sirius XM radio show about this and other disappointments.

“I definitely...

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Kate Dries Kate Dries Mar 01, 2018. 17 comments

Pitbull on Chris Brown: There's Rihanna's Story, His Story & the Truth

Pitbull on Chris Brown: There's Rihanna's Story, His Story & the Truth

Fresh off performing with Chris Brown at the Billboard Music Awards Sunday night, Pitbull joined Howard Stern Tuesday morning to promote his new Sirius XM channel, Globalization. When asked by Stern “Did you get crap for working with Chris Brown because of his Rihanna situation?” Pitbull said, “Nah,” before going on to voice his support for Brown.

First, Pitbull shared his take on the context...

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Ellie Shechet Ellie Shechet Mar 01, 2018. 7 comments

Channing Tatum Chatted With Howard Stern About Ghostbusters, His Penis

Channing Tatum Chatted With Howard Stern About <i>Ghostbusters</i>, His Penis

Channing Tatum went on Howard Stern Tuesday to promote Magic Mike XXL, and despite Stern’s insistent horny old man questions, Tatum was generally—despite his devastating goatee, which is thankfully not visible over the radio—pretty charming. And forthcoming, bless him.

The pair covered a wide range of topics, from the time the actor scalded his dick on set to his early days as a...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Feb 06, 2018. 24 comments

Here's Audio of Quentin Tarantino Defending Roman Polanski: 13-Year-Old Girl 'Wanted to Have It'

Here's Audio of Quentin Tarantino Defending Roman Polanski: 13-Year-Old Girl 'Wanted to Have It'

In October of 2017, director Quentin Tarantino spoke out about his longtime collaborator Harvey Weinstein and the mounting accusations of sexual assault against him, telling the New York Times, “I knew enough to do more than I did. There was more to it than just the normal rumors, the normal gossip. It wasn’t secondhand. I knew he did a couple of these things.”

If you were being...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Sep 26, 2017. 6 comments

Howard Stern Audio Reveals--Again--That Trump Never Wanted to Be President

Howard Stern Audio Reveals--Again--That Trump Never Wanted to Be President

There were times in the past when an audio recording of Donald Trump making some gross utterance to a radio or TV personality came with the happy possibility of his demise. “This will be the one that finishes him off!,” the 2016 versions of ourselves crowed in triumph. The 2017 versions know better, so it’s with little enthusiasm and lots of chagrin that I tell you that new audio of Howard...

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Joanna Rothkopf Joanna Rothkopf Sep 19, 2017. 18 comments

MSNBC Heckler Yells About 'Howard Stern's Penis, Yeah!'

MSNBC Heckler Yells About 'Howard Stern's Penis, Yeah!'

On Thursday, MSNBC’s Kacie Hunt was attempting to talk about Donald Trump Elections Serious News when a happy man in a polo shirt interrupted her.

“Baba booey, baba booey, Howard Stern’s penis, yeah, bitch, yeah!!!!” he yelled.

Howard Stern’s penis itself is not notable. In a 2011 interview he spoke of his length when “aroused:”

“I’m what they call average,” he said. “I’m six inches.”...

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Bobby Finger Bobby Finger Sep 05, 2017. 24 comments

Charlize Theron Went On Such a Good Date a Month Ago, Like, You Don't Even Know

Charlize Theron Went On Such a Good Date a Month Ago, Like, You Don't Even Know

Charlize Theron went on The Howard Stern Show Wednesday to talk about Atomic Blonde—her new movie that looks like John Wick but with a badass but secretly very sad blonde woman instead of a badass but secretly very sad brunette man—and was asked about her romantic life.

Theron broke up with Sean Penn last summer (thank Furiosa), and has apparently decided to get back into the dating scene...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Aug 31, 2017. 16 comments

Susan Was Killed Off Seinfeld Because the Cast Couldn't Work With Her

Susan Was Killed Off <i>Seinfeld</i> Because the Cast Couldn't Work With Her

During a recent appearance on Howard Stern, Seinfeld alum Jason Alexander divulged the reason why Susan, the fiancée of his character George Costanza, was killed off by in a freak envelope poisoning incident before she and George could get married.

Rumor has it that the actress who played Susan, Heidi Swedberg, was killed off the show because Jason Alexander, in Howard Stern’s words, “couldn’t...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Aug 22, 2017. 24 comments

No Big Deal: Jamie Foxx Pulled a Guy From a Burning Truck

No Big Deal: Jamie Foxx Pulled a Guy From a Burning Truck

Actor/musician Jamie Foxx rushed to the aid of a driver after a Toyota Tacoma overturned outside of his Hidden Valley home. According to reports, Foxx called 911 then helped pull the man from his burning vehicle.

According to Gossip Cop:

The scary, and potentially deadly, incident occurred just outside Foxx’s home in Hidden Valley, north of Los Angeles. The unidentified driver apparently...

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Aimée Lutkin Aimée Lutkin Aug 21, 2017. 22 comments

The Hero of All Romantic Comedies Doesn't Believe In Monogamy

The Hero of All Romantic Comedies Doesn't Believe In Monogamy

While it’s not particularly shocking that notorious philanderer Hugh Grant doesn’t believe in monogamy, now that he’s finally said it out loud it’s hard to not resent that he set so many of us up to believe in love.

Hugh Grant went on Sirius XM to chat with Howard Stern about why things have never worked out for Grant with just one special lady, and even Stern calls horse shit on him:

“If you...

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Hannah Gold Hannah Gold Aug 20, 2017. 21 comments

Audio Reveals Trump Bragged About His Daughter's Body, Ogling Naked Beauty Pageant Contestants 

Audio Reveals Trump Bragged About His Daughter's Body, Ogling Naked Beauty Pageant Contestants 

Here we go again again again. Extensive, misogynist audio of self-described pussy-grabber Donald Trump has surfaced, and America continues to listen to his dumb voice dribbling putrid anecdotes about the sex he wants to have, can’t have, did have, and wouldn’t deign to have with a woman over the age of 35.

CNN’s KFile reviewed hours of newly uncovered interviews, 17 years worth, between Howard...

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Natasha Vargas-Cooper Natasha Vargas-Cooper Aug 20, 2017. 16 comments

Madonna's Thirsty Press Tour Is Amazing

Madonna's Thirsty Press Tour Is Amazing

I bring this news to you as some one who formed a Madonna lip synch club in the 4th grade (personal solo: "Fever"). I believe Madonna is indeed an icon. I also believe that in a sincere but ultimately desperate quest for relevancy, Madonna is now throwing every pseudo-provocative soundbite she can in a drive to hype her new album, Rebel Heart.

We have entered a new epoch of Madonna, rang into...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Aug 19, 2017. 22 comments

Cool Guy Chet Haze Wants to Fight 'Jheri-Curled Cunt' Howard Stern

Cool Guy Chet Haze Wants to Fight 'Jheri-Curled Cunt' Howard Stern

Chet Haze, the frat boy rapper son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, has escalated his strange feud with Howard Stern, which began in 2011 when Stern mocked his music career. "Howie.. Do you have any idea how badly I am going to assault you when I see you... You can't run from me forever knock knees," he wrote during a long Twitter rant on March 30. "...One day, maybe tomorrow, maybe 10 years...

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Gabrielle Bluestone Gabrielle Bluestone Aug 19, 2017. 21 comments

Can You Guess What Donald Trump Thinks Makes a Woman Good in Bed?

Can You Guess What Donald Trump Thinks Makes a Woman Good in Bed?

New audio reveals Donald Trump’s secret formula for what makes a woman good in bed.

It’s being emotionally damaged. :)

From a 2004 conversation transcribed by My Fox 8 between two men—who, as far as I know, are not currently on any kind of registry, but maybe should be—about Lindsay Lohan, who was, at that time, a teenager:

“Now does the father wreck, does that bother you a little bit?” Trump...

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