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A$AP Rocky Didn't Let Trump Use Him

A$AP Rocky Didn't Let Trump Use Him

The White House reportedly wanted rapper A$AP Rocky to publicly thank President Trump for attempting to facilitate his release from a Swedish jail, but A$AP Rocky ghosted them instead. Yahoo News reports that this “bizarre saga” left behind a sea of bruised egos at the White House, but what’s paramount is that Rocky effectively avoided letting the Trump administration use him as a cheap cover...

Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 22, 2019 at 05:00.

The President Is on Some Real Shit Right Now, Honestly

The President Is on Some Real Shit Right Now, Honestly
Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.  

Trump is having a wild ass August.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Somehow, President Trump has been acting stranger than usual lately, particularly when he raved about a “stimulant” made by Johnson & Johnson when asked about reducing suicides among veterans. Man, what? ...
Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 21, 2019 at 20:37.

Turns Out That Ivanka Has Mostly Bad Ideas and Absolutely No Power

Turns Out That Ivanka Has Mostly Bad Ideas and Absolutely No Power

Buried in the news of President Trump assuring National Rifle Association head Wayne LaPierre that an expansion of background checks is “off the table” was a betrayal. A betrayal of the nearly 90 percent of Americans who want a person to clear the lowest possible bar before buying a gun? Sure. But more importantly, it was a betrayal of First Daughter of the United States, Ivanka Trump!

The...

Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 21, 2019 at 05:00.

Space Pence Is Ready to Do Space Force

Space Pence Is Ready to Do Space Force
Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.  

The 2020 candidates have been noticeably silent about the chicken sandwich wars .

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Vice President Pence announced that U.S. Space Command—the precursor to President Trump’s pet project, Space Force—will launch August 29. Space Force is a...
Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 21, 2019 at 02:50. 1 comments

What's Going On In This Donald Trump Fan Art?

What's Going On In This Donald Trump Fan Art?

If you ever wondered what President Trump would look like if he moonlighted as a painter, look no further than this cursed fan art of President Trump as a painter. Jon McNaughton, MAGA artist extraordinaire, released a new painting depicting Trump as a painter creating a masterful work of art: His presidency, which for some reason resembles an Impressionist painting.

McNaughton goes into...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 20, 2019 at 04:30. 18 comments

Planned Parenthood Is Withdrawing From Title X Federal Funds Over Trump-Era Abortion Gag Rule

Planned Parenthood Is Withdrawing From Title X Federal Funds Over Trump-Era Abortion Gag Rule
Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.  

Well, it’s Monday.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Planned Parenthood announced that they will withdraw from the federal family planning funding program Title X after the Trump administration implemented an abortion “gag rule” which bars medical providers receiving Title...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 16, 2019 at 04:54. 10 comments

Beto O'Rourke Is Relaunching His Presidential Campaign... Again

Beto O'Rourke Is Relaunching His Presidential Campaign... Again
Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.  

Trump is tweeting way too much this week. Help!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Beto O’Rourke is good at some things, like unflinchingly calling out white supremacy and cursing at very opportune times. He’s less good at running for president. But that didn’t stop...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 16, 2019 at 00:20. 19 comments

Funny Timing: After a Trump Tweet, Israel Bars Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib From Entering the Country [UPDATED]

Funny Timing: After a Trump Tweet, Israel Bars Reps. Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib From Entering the Country [UPDATED]

Israel will block Muslim Congresswomen Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib from entering the country, a decision made just hours after President Trump tweeted that Israel would show “great weakness” if they allowed the representatives to visit the Jewish state.

ABC News reports that the country cites Omar and Tlaib’s support for the “boycott, sanctions, and divestment” (BDS) movement as its...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 14, 2019. 21 comments

How Dry Is Pete Buttigieg's Skin Right Now?

How Dry Is Pete Buttigieg's Skin Right Now?
Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.  

Buttigieg, never drop the skin routine.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:During an appearance hosted by the Des Moines Register, presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg was asked to offer advice to teenagers headed for college. His response: “Dish soap and soap are...

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Katie McDonough Katie McDonough Aug 14, 2019. 21 comments

Your Taste Isn't Politics

Your Taste Isn't Politics

“Discovering something about a company, it’s like discovering your boyfriend has been cheating on you for three years,” Anne Mahlum, the chief executive of a DC-based fitness chain, told the New York Times last week in a piece about a group of SoulCyclers in a wealthy New York enclave reacting to the news that the billionaire Stephen Ross, who would soon be hosting a $250,000-a-seat lunch ...

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Aug 13, 2019. 15 comments

The Real Jeffrey Epstein Scandal Has Unfolded In Front of an Indifferent Public For Decades

The Real Jeffrey Epstein Scandal Has Unfolded In Front of an Indifferent Public For Decades

In 2016, before Jeffrey Epstein was simply another dead pedophile, he was free and alive, and a small group of men were trying to peddle an Epstein-related hoax that should never have been possible to perpetrate. Those men were shopping a wild story around to various media outlets, including this one, claiming that Donald Trump had raped a 13-year-old girl at an Epstein-hosted orgy. The men...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Aug 12, 2019. 22 comments

Guards in Charge of Jeffrey Epstein Were Reportedly Working 'Extreme' Overtime Shifts When He Died

Guards in Charge of Jeffrey Epstein Were Reportedly Working 'Extreme' Overtime Shifts When He Died

In the wake of Jeffrey Epstein’s apparent suicide this weekend, it’s unclear what will happen to the investigation into a massive global sex trafficking ring that allegedly involved a number of powerful people. Also unclear: whether Epstein’s victims will ever see an iota of justice. But there’s a nagging question of how Epstein managed to die by suicide, while under watch—one that’s...

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Emily Alford Emily Alford Aug 10, 2019. 24 comments

Jeffrey Epstein Has Died By Suicide

Jeffrey Epstein Has Died By Suicide

Officials at a Manhattan jail report that convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein died by suicide on the night of August 9.

Epstein was arrested on July 6 over the sex trafficking and abuse of dozens of young women and girls, some as young as 14, and being held without bail in a Manhattan jail while facing up to 45 years in prison. Two weeks ago, Epstein was found unconscious in his cell with...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Aug 10, 2019. 5 comments

Behold Our Glistening President

Behold Our Glistening President
Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.  

Just trying to shoot Diet Dr. Pepper straight into my veins!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Can you watch a video of Donald Trump dripping in sweat without dying?

Also:

Even top White House aides think Donald Trump’s attempts to play president in El Paso and Dayton were...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Aug 09, 2019. 4 comments

The El Paso Shooting Survivors Didn't Want To Meet Trump, So He Found a Baby Who Would

The El Paso Shooting Survivors Didn't Want To Meet Trump, So He Found a Baby Who Would

First Lady Melania Trump tweeted an absurd photo of herself grinning while holding a baby whose parents were shot and killed during the recent mass shooting in El Paso, Texas. She is flanked by an equally chipper President Trump, giving his signature thumbs-up, and the baby’s uncle. To call the optics of this photo shortsighted is a massive fucking understatement, and somehow, the mechanics...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Aug 09, 2019. 20 comments

Elizabeth Warren Loves a Good Porch

Elizabeth Warren Loves a Good Porch
Barf BagWelcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.  

My favorite word is “DietDrPepper.”

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:Elizabeth Warren’s favorite word, however, is “porch.” She loves porches!

None of the mass shooting victims hospitalized in El Paso wanted to meet Donald Trump when he visited. [Washington Post]
Elizabeth...

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Frida Garza Frida Garza Aug 08, 2019. 14 comments

Fuck Equinox, Join the YMCA Instead

Fuck Equinox, Join the YMCA Instead

For anyone who is so upset about SoulCycle and Equinox owner Stephen Ross turning out to be an old friend (horrifying) of President Trump and throwing a fundraiser for his reelection campaign, I have some good news for you. You can just join the YMCA. It’s easy. It’s probably (definitely!) cheaper. It’s probably also more fun, as you don’t have to worrying about how you look on the treadmill...

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Lauren Evans Lauren Evans Aug 08, 2019. 20 comments

People Are Ditching Their Equinox and SoulCycle Memberships in Protest Over Trump Fundraiser

People Are Ditching Their Equinox and SoulCycle Memberships in Protest Over Trump Fundraiser

It turns out people are shocked—shocked—to learn that the billionaire owner of Equinox and SoulCycle plans to hold a fundraiser for Donald Trump’s reelection campaign; so much so that some are planning to take their mesh-paneled leggings elsewhere until the fervor dies down.

The Washington Post first reported that Stephen Ross, a real estate developer who oversees both fitness centers, intends...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Aug 06, 2019. 20 comments

The Strange Political Ascent of Alyssa Milano

The Strange Political Ascent of Alyssa Milano

On April 21, 2010, Us Weekly ran an article that was simply titled: “Alyssa Milano: She’s Back!” The actor had spent the years since Charmed ended in a familiar post-network-series purgatory, taking bit parts in sitcoms and doing TV movies. She wore a cabbage dress for PETA and wrote blogs for MLB.com. (“Touch,” an exclusive line of jerseys for women, was sold alongside her various posts on...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Aug 05, 2019. 6 comments

Calling on Donald Trump to Denounce White Supremacy Is a Joke

Calling on Donald Trump to Denounce White Supremacy Is a Joke

On the same day that a white supremacist shot and killed 21 people at a shopping center in El Paso, Texas and a gunman in Dayton, Ohio shot and killed nine people in the city’s busy downtown, Donald Trump crashed a wedding at his golf resort in Bedminster, New Jersey. He smiled and posed for photos with the bride and groom, offering his familiar thumbs up. (It’s almost too on the nose to...

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