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The National Archives Honors Women By Censoring Them

The National Archives Honors Women By Censoring Them

If we’re being honest with ourselves it’s only fair to admit that, at the end of the day, the National Archives are big snooze. Having lived in Washington, DC for nearly half a decade I made a solid two and a half attempts to make it through the Archives and appreciate the pieces of our nation’s history that are preserved there (I say half because once I didn’t even make it through the front...

Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Jan 16, 2020 at 23:02. 21 comments

Lev Parnas Is the Only Snitch We Recognize

Lev Parnas Is the Only Snitch We Recognize

Lev Parnas, the Rudy Giuliani associate who allegedly attempted to pressure the Ukranian government into digging up dirt about Former Vice President Joe Biden and his son Hunter Biden, says that President Trump was in on the scheme from the jump.

In a baffling move, Parnas decided to tell all during a Rachel Maddow interview that aired on MSNBC Wednesday night. He said that Trump’s concerns...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Jan 16, 2020 at 06:01. 4 comments

Lev Parnas' Lawyer Is Probably Shitting Himself Right Now

Lev Parnas' Lawyer Is Probably Shitting Himself Right Now
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Lev Parnas, the Rudy Giuliani associate who allegedly aided digging up dirt on President Trump’s political enemies, is set to appear on Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC show on Wednesday night, a move that would make any sensible lawyer want to piss themselves. And that’s...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Jan 14, 2020 at 06:00. 20 comments

Can Everyone Just Take a Breath and Log Off for a Minute?

Can Everyone Just Take a Breath and Log Off for a Minute?
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In 2016, Bernie Sanders reportedly encouraged Elizabeth Warren to run for president; when she declined, he decided to run against Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary. The two have been friends since before Warren entered the Senate, and while they have...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Jan 11, 2020 at 06:15. 14 comments

Trump Administration Still Distressingly Vague About Soleimani's Supposed 'Imminent Attack'

Trump Administration Still Distressingly Vague About Soleimani's Supposed 'Imminent Attack'
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The Trump administration continues to be evasive about those so-called “imminent attacks” that they allege Iranian military commander Qassem Soleimani was planning. As those attacks play a huge role in the justification of the United States’ assassination of...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Jan 10, 2020. 24 comments

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Wants Trump to Bomb His Way Through the Middle East Without Pesky Interference of Congress

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Wants Trump to Bomb His Way Through the Middle East Without Pesky Interference of Congress
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Conservatives love to wax poetic about the glory of the Constitution, but what they love even more is to ignore the parts they don’t like and call it patriotism. Case in point: Sarah Huckabee Sanders, former Trump press secretary and current Fox News talking head...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Jan 07, 2020. 21 comments

Donald Trump Very Intrigued By the Idea of Committing War Crimes

Donald Trump Very Intrigued By the Idea of Committing War Crimes
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On Sunday, as I was having flashbacks to 2003 and stress-eating way too many KitKats, Donald Trump tweeted out that he’d just love to commit some war crimes. Namely, the war crime of destroying important cultural sites in Iran.

During an interview on Sunday...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Jan 06, 2020. 21 comments

Elizabeth Warren Says What We're All Thinking

Elizabeth Warren Says What We're All Thinking

On Meet the Press on Sunday, Elizabeth Warren pointed out that the timing on Donald Trump’s ordered assassination of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani seems just a tad fishy.

“We are not safer because Donald Trump had Soleimani killed,” Warren told host Chuck Todd. “We are much closer to the edge of war. The question is, why now?”

Indeed, why now? What could possibly be happening that might...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Jan 04, 2020. 21 comments

President Trump Is Kicking Off the New Year With a Big Ol' Troop Surge

President Trump Is Kicking Off the New Year With a Big Ol' Troop Surge
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Aughts nostalgia is already back in style, and nothing says “I love the 2000s” quite like a troop surge, baby. According to Defense Department officials, approximately 3,300 additional troops from the 82nd Airborne Brigade are on “alert status” and will be...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Jan 03, 2020. 24 comments

What the Trump Kids Were Up To While You Were Enjoying Your New Year

What the Trump Kids Were Up To While You Were Enjoying Your New Year

It’s a new year and a new decade, and for many, it’s a time for fresh starts or at least shallowly convincing oneself that a fresh start is on the horizon. But realistically, most of us are still stuck with the dregs of 2019. For example, Donald Trump is still president and says dumb shit like this:

And on top of that, his administration-affiliated adult children are still corrupt and...

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Jan 03, 2020. 10 comments

The Christianity Today Editor Who Pointed Out That Trump Sucks Is Retiring

The Christianity Today Editor Who Pointed Out That Trump Sucks Is Retiring

Mark Galli, the Christianity Today editor who called President Donald Trump a “grossly immoral character” in a December 19 op-ed is retiring at the end of this week.

The Billy Graham-founded magazine had remained neutral before Galli’s op-ed, which conceded that “Democrats have had it out for [Trump] from day one, and therefore nearly everything they do is under a cloud of partisan suspicion”...

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Dec 28, 2019. 23 comments

No One Can Spell Butti...

No One Can Spell Butti...
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If there’s one thing we know about the presidential candidate who calls himself Pete, it’s that he won’t go away . If there is a second thing we know about him, it is that his surname is comprised of a series of letters grouped in a formation with which many...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 27, 2019. 20 comments

Melania—Scorned Yet Again!

Melania—Scorned Yet Again!
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Has Melania been a bad girl? Besides some hideous Christmas decorations, or her probable war against the Jezebel staff’s right to vape, she wasn’t exceptionally naughty this year. If she had literally broken into the newsroom, beaten me up, and stolen my Juul...

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Rebecca Fishbein Rebecca Fishbein Dec 26, 2019. 17 comments

Merry Christmas From These 2 Very Merry People

Merry Christmas From These 2 Very Merry People

Melania Trump, fresh off a wild night Being Best in a power collar at the Mar-a-Lago Christmas Eve party, posted a Christmas message from the Trumps on Wednesday morning that seemed...a tad...devoid...of the holiday spirit.

Here is the video, presumably filmed and cut long before Christmas, though certainly not before Melania bedecked the White House with a bunch of lethal-looking “Spirit of...

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Esther Wang Esther Wang Dec 24, 2019. 18 comments

Donald Trump Wants to Fight a Windmill

Donald Trump Wants to Fight a Windmill
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First, it was energy-efficient lightbulbs . Then it was dishwashers and toilets . Now, Donald Trump has trained his extremely dumb and disapproving sights on... windmills.

While speaking before a Turning Point USA gathering of the absolute worst college students in...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Dec 21, 2019. 22 comments

Please Be Kind to the Wine Cave Community During This Trying Time

Please Be Kind to the Wine Cave Community During This Trying Time
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You know, there was once a time in America when you could vibe in your wine cave with your billionaire buddies in peace. And now, it’s under attack, thanks sneering lefties like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. Because of their unfair characterization of wine...

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Maria Sherman Maria Sherman Dec 21, 2019. 24 comments

Tell Us About Your Worst Holiday Dinner Conversation

Tell Us About Your Worst Holiday Dinner Conversation

Hanukkah begins on Sunday, Christmas hits us in the middle of next week, and Kwanzaa kicks off the following day. It’s officially the holiday season, and the holiday season often brings forced family meals with relatives you’d rather not spend considerable time near, but you must.

But it’s going to suck especially hard this year, I’m afraid, since Donald Trump was impeached by the House of...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 20, 2019. 24 comments

Christianity Today Editor Condemns President Trump as 'Morally Lost and Confused'

Christianity Today Editor Condemns President Trump as 'Morally Lost and Confused'
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In a nearly unimaginable turn of events, Christianity Today has released an editorial condemning a now-impeached Donald Trump. Founded by Billy Graham, the outlet has traditionally stayed away from outright criticisms of the Trump. That changed this afternoon.

The...

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Dec 19, 2019. 24 comments

Trump Impeached, Which Is Fun Now But Your Holiday Dinners Are Fucked

Trump Impeached, Which Is Fun Now But Your Holiday Dinners Are Fucked

The House of Representatives voted to impeach President Donald Trump on Wednesday evening. Trump is the third president to be impeached. (He’s continuing as if it’s just another Wednesday by going to a rally in Michigan.)

At her press conference after the vote, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called the vote “a great day for the Constitution,” yet “a sad day for America.” Pelosi said the House...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Dec 19, 2019. 23 comments

Nancy Pelosi Wore Her Best Funeral Outfit For the Impeachment Vote

Nancy Pelosi Wore Her Best Funeral Outfit For the Impeachment Vote

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi entered the House floor of the Capitol building on Wednesday wearing a knee-length high neck black dress, accented with gold touches: gold necklace, gold bracelet, and gold Mace of the Republic pin. The mace symbolizes the authority of the House of Representatives, and there’s a deliberateness in its appearance: She wore it during an October press conference...

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