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Felicity Huffman's Daughter Who's Not a Part of Varsity Blues Scandal Is Going to College!

Felicity Huffman's Daughter Who's Not a Part of Varsity Blues Scandal Is Going to College!

Felicity Huffman’s daughter — whose college application wasn’t tainted by the Varsity Blues scandal that sent her mother to federal prison — is going to college! Congratulations to Georgia Macy!

Us Weekly noticed that Macy added “Vassar 2024" to her Instagram bio and posted the upstate New York school’s logo to her Instagram Story for a bit. (It’s since been deleted.)

Huffman served 11 days in...

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Khloé Kardashian Doesn't Seem As Chill About the Jordyn Woods-Tristan Thompson Drama After All

Khloé Kardashian Doesn't Seem As Chill About the Jordyn Woods-Tristan Thompson Drama After All

Khloé Kardashian took advantage of the latest way to show You’re Going Through It: posting cryptic messages to your Instagram Story. On Dec. 5, Kardashian said she has officially forgiven Jordyn Woods for her role in the L’affaire Tristan Thompson. But that positive energy is GONE, ya heard!!

On Tuesday, it was revealed that Woods has taken a lie detector test during the March events and she...

Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 11, 2019 at 22:32. 2 comments

Bette Midler Joins Our Pointing Circle and Demands That Justin Timberlake Apologize to Janet Jackson, Specifically

Bette Midler Joins Our Pointing Circle and Demands That Justin Timberlake Apologize to Janet Jackson, Specifically

We’ve been standing here, pointing at Justin Timberlake, for weeks now. He’s apologized once, to his “amazing wife” Jessica Biel, after being photographed drunkenly holding hands with co-star Alisha Wainwright on the set of Palmer in New Orleans. Strangely, he has not apologized to Wainwright publicly, or the many other women whose careers he has torpedoed through on his rocket ship ride to...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 10, 2019 at 22:18. 5 comments

Can Someone Please Tell Me if Sex Bench Owners Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Broke Up or Not?

Can Someone Please Tell Me if Sex Bench Owners Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Broke Up or Not?

All good things must come to an end, unless you’re a celebrity! Then, things sort of end while you delete the evidence that they did, claim you were hacked, and spend a few months in silent purgatory where things really did end but you’re still pretending they didn’t, wondering when you can finally get rid of the sex bench you bought with your girlfriend slash fiancé without being spotted...

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Dec 10, 2019 at 08:03. 5 comments

Cardi B and Offset Brought in Priests to Help With Cheating Problems

Cardi B and Offset Brought in Priests to Help With Cheating Problems

In her (and 17-month-old Kulture’s) new cover story for Vogue’s January issue, Cardi B talked about how she and husband Offset worked through his infidelity. They turned to men of the cloth.

“When me and my husband got into our issues — you know, he cheated and everything — and I decided to stay with him and work together with him, a lot of people were so mad at me; a lot of women felt...

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Dec 09, 2019 at 00:57. 22 comments

Juice Wrld Died After Suffering Apparent Seizure at Chicago Midway

Juice Wrld Died After Suffering Apparent Seizure at Chicago Midway

Twenty-one-year-old rapper Juice Wrld is dead after suffering an apparent seizure while walking through Chicago Midway airport, according to TMZ. Jarad Anthony Higgins (Juice Wrld’s birth name) was walking through the airport after landing in Chicago early Sunday morning when witnesses say he suffered a seizure.

TMZ reported that Higgins was bleeding from the mouth and was conscious when taken...

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Dec 08, 2019 at 00:09. 1 comments

R. Kelly's Other Live-In Girlfriend Azriel Clary Got Her Own Place

R. Kelly's Other Live-In Girlfriend Azriel Clary Got Her Own Place

Disgraced and legally embattled singer R. Kelly’s other live-in girlfriend, Azriel Clary, has moved out of the condo in Trump Tower in Chicago. TMZ reported that Clary is trying to separate herself from the drama surrounding Joycelyn Savage .

In late November, posts on Instagram and Patreon appeared under Savage’s name, accusing Kelly of psychological, emotional and sexual abuse. However, the...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 06, 2019 at 22:20. 8 comments

Kim Kardashian Decorates Home With Large, White Christmas Dildos

Kim Kardashian Decorates Home With Large, White Christmas Dildos

Noted Christmas person Kim Kardashian West has once again elevated the art form of being extremely rich and extremely weird, just in time for her favorite holiday! This year, her home has been overrun by large, oblong sculptures Kim refers to on Instagram as “whimsical” decorations, and the pure essence of what the holiday means to her. Considering the rest of her home is an uncomfortably...

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Dec 06, 2019 at 08:14. 16 comments

Caitlyn Jenner Banned Mention of O.J. Simpson in the Kardashian House After the Trial

Caitlyn Jenner Banned Mention of O.J. Simpson in the Kardashian House After the Trial

Caitlyn Jenner demanded that her girls never mention O.J. Simpson — after he was acquitted of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman — in their house ever again. The trial was “a joke,” Jenner said on a recent episode of the British reality show, I’m a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.

After Simpson’s verdict came down, both Kourtney and Kim Kardashian basically said I told you so....

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Dec 05, 2019 at 22:00. 20 comments

Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake Again and Keep Pointing Our Fingers at Him

Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake Again and Keep Pointing Our Fingers at Him

Despite rumors of multiple affairs that have dogged his marriage since the early 2000s, and publicly holding the hand of his co-star Alisha Wainwright while filming Palmer in New Orleans, Justin Timberlake is actually super sorry! This man is sorry to his amazing wife, he is sorry to his children, but strangely, he doesn’t seem to be sorry to Wainwright, whom he put through hell as strangers...

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Molly Osberg Molly Osberg Dec 03, 2019. 6 comments

Whatever, Drake Wasn't That Into Her Anyway, Okay?

Whatever, Drake Wasn't That Into Her Anyway, Okay?

Good morning, as the world continues to grind itself into dust, at least celebrities can still perform downright operatic choreographies of love and rejection in the space of a week. The way I understand it–and I have no doubt you, dear commenter, will tell me how I’ve gravely misunderstood the situation—some weeks ago rumors indicated that recently unattached celebrity Kylie Jenner and...

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Dec 03, 2019. 13 comments

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Someone Should Explain What a Ghostwriter Is to Vanderpump Rules' Kristen Doute

Vanderpump Rules star Kristen Doute is making a “new baby” but not in the traditional way. This one will be named “He’s Making You Crazy” and will be published in June.

If the name wasn’t obvious, it’s a dating book and she snagged Michele Alexander, who wrote How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, to write with her. But Alexander isn’t a ghostwriter or anything, according to Doute. “I’m really excited...

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Dec 02, 2019. 15 comments

Dwyane Wade Continues to be an Excellent and Supportive Dad

Dwyane Wade Continues to be an Excellent and Supportive Dad

Dwyane Wade seems like a very good dad who respects his kids, and he refuses to accept the bullshit people are spewing at his kid online. This week, Wade’s wife Gabrielle Union posted a family photo of herself, Wade, and their 12-year-old Zion Malachi Airamis, thanking everyone for their support.

In the photo, Zion is wearing an excellent crop top on and what seems like a good manicure...

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Dec 01, 2019. 15 comments

Brazil's President Accused Leonardo DiCaprio of Funding Amazon Forest Fires

Brazil's President Accused Leonardo DiCaprio of Funding Amazon Forest Fires

According to the leader of Brazil, America’s most famous Pussy Posse member has been b-u-s-y! Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro accused Leonardo DiCaprio of funding the forest fires that have been ravaging the Amazonian rainforest.

Bolsonaro accused DiCaprio twice of funding the wildfires, on Facebook Live and at a rally. From the Facebook Live, via The New York Times:

“So what did the N.G.O. do? What...

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Nov 29, 2019. 17 comments

Johnny Depp Is Producing the Michael Jackson Musical Not One Goddamn Person Wants or Needs

Johnny Depp Is Producing the Michael Jackson Musical Not One Goddamn Person Wants or Needs

Please gird your neurons. Johnny Depp is producing an unauthorized musical about Michael Jackson that contends all of Jackson’s problems were actually the fault of his glove, which is from outer space. I’ll give you a second to re-read that bonkers of a run-on sentence.

“For the Love of a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, as told by his Glove” is said to...

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Nov 28, 2019. 13 comments

Melissa Benoist Talks About Her Experience With Domestic Violence for the First Time in Vulnerable Video

Melissa Benoist Talks About Her Experience With Domestic Violence for the First Time in Vulnerable Video

Supergirl star Melissa Benoist shared an incredibly vulnerable 14-minute Instagram video on Wednesday night about her experience with domestic violence and intimate partner violence. In the video titled “Life Isn’t Always What It Seems,” Benoist walks us through how a relationship that started as magical, turned psychological and emotionally abusive before finally escalating to physical...

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Justice Namaste Justice Namaste Nov 28, 2019. 2 comments

Goldlink Does Not Know When to Shut Up

Goldlink Does Not Know When to Shut Up

Rapper Goldlink is facing deserved and understandable backlash for a lengthy Instagram post he wrote about Mac Miller, in which he appears to claim that the late artist ’s album “The Divine Feminine” was inspired by Goldlink’s own album “And After That, We Didn’t Talk.”

And so of course Goldlink is getting ripped apart on the internet, most recently by Miller’s good friend, Anderson .Paak, who...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 26, 2019. 5 comments

Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake and Point Our Fingers at Him

Everyone, Let's Circle Around Justin Timberlake and Point Our Fingers at Him

Justin Timberlake is having a very normal week. He might have been spotted rubbing up on his co-star Alisha Wainwright’s knees during a boozy night out in New Orleans, but just about everyone agrees they are “just friends.” This is despite, of course, the gossip concerning multiple affairs that has plagued his relationship with actor Jessica Biel since the early 2010s!

Photos surfaced...

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Nov 24, 2019. 21 comments

Elizabeth Banks Joins the Ranks of Every Mom I've Met in Feeling Judged for Mom Stuff

Elizabeth Banks Joins the Ranks of Every Mom I've Met in Feeling Judged for Mom Stuff

Elizabeth Banks, like all mothers, feels judged for how she chose to enter motherhood. Banks, who has two children ages 7 and 8, had her children via surrogacy. She’s always been open about using a surrogate because of her “broken belly” but still feels judged.

“Women’s reproductive issues were things you would whisper about in small circles,” she told Porter, a publication made by...

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Joan Summers Joan Summers Nov 22, 2019. 4 comments

How Weird, Kristen Stewart and I Are Wearing the Same Outfit

How Weird, Kristen Stewart and I Are Wearing the Same Outfit

There is possibly nothing sexier than wearing a leather coat. I know that an animal had to die in the process, and perhaps that is overly barbaric of me, and predicated on some ancient genetic leftover from when the human race was still banging sticks against rocks and hunting dinosaurs. And vegan leather can’t replace that sensation, mostly because it’s plastic, which is bad, and we should...

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