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Emily Alford Emily Alford May 03, 2019. 11 comments

The FDA Chose Not to Ban Breast Implants Linked to Cancer and Autoimmune Problems

The FDA Chose Not to Ban Breast Implants Linked to Cancer and Autoimmune Problems

One month after hearing from dozens of women who claimed they’d suffered from health problems linked to textured breast implants, including cancer and autoimmune issues, the FDA has decided not to ban the implants.

According to The Washington Post, a statement from the FDA says the organization, “does not believe that the product — a kind of textured implant — meets the legal standard for...

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Ashley Reese Ashley Reese Sep 27, 2018. 23 comments

Bring Titties Back

Bring Titties Back

The Guardian published “The End of Cleavage,” on Tuesday, a piece bemoaning the death of boobie-baring fashion, citing everything from the #MeToo movement to expanding fashion markets in the Middle East as an explanation for this new wave of conservative dress.

...look harder and you can see, particularly in the trajectory of how women out of their teen years dress, the ash-cloud that has...

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Clover Hope Clover Hope Nov 26, 2017. 22 comments

Rogue Boob Makes Surprise Appearance on Wedding Ringer Red Carpet

Rogue Boob Makes Surprise Appearance on <i>Wedding Ringer</i> Red Carpet

Laura Govan, of Basketball Wives L.A. fame, was just hanging out, looking fabulous and free while walking the red carpet at the premiere for The Wedding Ringer when one of her boobs decided to take a NSFW jaunt.

In need of a puff of that fresh Hollywood air, the boob lets itself free. "Lol, she won't notice."

She doesn't. Or does she? Oblivious to the roaming tit, sister Gloria Govan feels...

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Oct 13, 2017. 23 comments

'They Don't Do Any Cool Sexy Moves': Grim Yelp Reviews of Breastaurants

'They Don't Do Any Cool Sexy Moves': Grim Yelp Reviews of Breastaurants

Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This week: My Dinner with Andre areola.

The breastaurant is a baffling concept: a boob-themed restaurant. A restaurant where the servers are human women with breasts. An eatplace about tits. People going to breastaurants: you know strip clubs exist, right? And they have buffets?...

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Sep 18, 2017. 15 comments

Ex-Inmate in Canada Says She Was Placed in Solitary Confinement for Refusing to Wear a Bra 

Ex-Inmate in Canada Says She Was Placed in Solitary Confinement for Refusing to Wear a Bra 

A woman previously imprisoned at a correctional facility in Canada says she was placed in solitary confinement for refusing to wear a bra. Jeannette Tossounian, now 40, says that when she was incarcerated at the Vanier Centre for Women in Milton three years ago she was told that visible nipples could “arouse the male guards.” Her complaints triggered a change in inmate dress codes across the...

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Mark Shrayber Mark Shrayber Sep 15, 2017. 24 comments

Things That Weigh 20 Pounds: A Baby, a Dog and Each of These Breasts

Things That Weigh 20 Pounds: A Baby, a Dog and Each of These Breasts

World, meet Beshine, owner of the world's largest pair of surgery-enhanced breasts, leader of a small army of loyal followers, proud breaker of the three bras she must wear to Zumba and a desire to go much, much bigger.

Over at The Daily Dot, EJ Dickson has spent hours, days and probably weeks cataloguing the many wonders of Beshine (birth name Mayra Hills), the 31-year-old German who...

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Sep 15, 2017. 21 comments

My Expensive, Mysterious, Dense Breasts 

My Expensive, Mysterious, Dense Breasts 

With the exception of my health insurance company, everybody loves my breasts: My kids, who, at aged 12 and 8, harbor vague but fond memories of having been breastfed well into toddlerhood. My husband (big surprise), who has observed their middle-aged growth spurt from a perfectly respectable 32C to a seriously impressive 32DD with great enthusiasm. My friend Jenn, who wishes she could borrow...

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Madeleine Davies Madeleine Davies Sep 13, 2017. 17 comments

Three-Breasted Woman Is Still Milking That Third Tit

Three-Breasted Woman Is Still Milking That Third Tit

Jasmine Tridevil, the 21 year old who made headlines last summer after claiming to have had a third breast surgically implanted on her chest, would like you to know that she's still around and still pumping that third tit.

Months after a supposedly feminist news outlet questioned the veracity of the implant, Tridevil has spoken out, saying that her breasts are real and they're spectacular....

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Joanna Rothkopf Joanna Rothkopf Sep 08, 2017. 24 comments

New York's Trendiest New Dessert Looks Like a Breast Implant

New York's Trendiest New Dessert Looks Like a Breast Implant

The newest food trend to sweep New York City looks like a tit.

It’s actually supposed to look like a droplet of water, according to creator Darren Wong, who has named his new fad the Raindrop Cake. The gelatinous half-orb is “inspired by” a Japanese dessert called Mizu Shingen Mochi—it’s made of water and gelatin and is served over brown sugar and kinako, or roasted soy flour. For now, it is...

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Hillary Crosley Coker Hillary Crosley Coker Sep 05, 2017. 19 comments

Finally There's One Good Thing About the Atlanta Airport: Traveling Moms Now Get Nursing Rooms

Finally There's One Good Thing About the Atlanta Airport: Traveling Moms Now Get Nursing Rooms

Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson airport has introduced nursing rooms, which is great news for the many families who are well-acquainted with the experience of getting trapped there!

Previously, the only areas moms could really breastfeed at Hartsfield were public restrooms, according to WXIA-TV, and we all know those aren’t the cleanest places. Would you want to eat your airport meal near a...

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Hillary Crosley Coker Hillary Crosley Coker Sep 04, 2017. 19 comments

Did Victoria's Secret Steal a Push-Up Bra Design From This Woman?

Did Victoria's Secret Steal a Push-Up Bra Design From This Woman?

Victoria’s Secret is being sued by Debra MacKinnon, a lingerie designer who says the company ripped off her invention for a fancy push-up bra.

In an interview with ABC News, MacKinnon explained that she’d created a “state-of-the-art push-up insert” that she pitched to Victoria’s Secret; she alleges that the lingerie behemoth later stole her invention and began hawking “lower quality...

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Bobby Finger Bobby Finger Aug 31, 2017. 23 comments

Did You Hear About the Dude Who Got Breast Implants To Win a $100,000 Bet?

Did You Hear About the Dude Who Got Breast Implants To Win a $100,000 Bet?

On the most recent episode of Botched, an American “gambler/magician” named Brian Zembic tells the following story:

Sometime in “1997ish,” he was having dinner with his gambler/sadist friends in Europe when one of them bet him $100,000 that he wouldn’t get breast implants. I assume they thought their gambler/magician friend was more magician than gambler, but, no, it was definitely the other...

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Aug 23, 2017. 20 comments

Arrest Warrant Issued For Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis

Arrest Warrant Issued For Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis

A federal judge has ordered that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis be placed under arrest, part of an incredibly seedy and frankly hilarious bankruptcy trial that sounds exactly like how you’d picture Joe Francis behaving. Francis is believed to be living in Mexico with his girlfriend and their twin daughters.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Judge Fernando M. Olguin of the U.S....

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Hillary Crosley Coker Hillary Crosley Coker Aug 19, 2017. 19 comments

Fox Affiliate Blurs the Boobs on a Picasso Painting

Fox Affiliate Blurs the Boobs on a Picasso Painting

Pablo Picasso’s famous painting The Women of Algiers was sold for an incredible $179.4 million at auction this week and Fox News reported the sale—while blurring out the breasts on the historical work. Cubist boobs, man.

Painted in 1955 by Picasso and celebrated internationally, Fox 5 New York was first criticized for censoring the piece by Jerry Saltz, New York Magazine’s art critic, who

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Rachel Vorona Cote Rachel Vorona Cote Aug 19, 2017. 24 comments

Women Bare Bosoms Across the United States in Honor Of GoTopless Day

Women Bare Bosoms Across the United States in Honor Of GoTopless Day

Today, across the United States, women bared their bosoms for GoTopless Day, an effort to promote a woman’s right to show her breasts in public just as men do.

According to the AP, GoTopless Day is observed on the Sunday closest to Women’s Equality Day. Women gathered in Los Angeles, New York City, New Hampshire’s Hampton Beach, and a number of other cities to march—often topless—and draw...

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Aug 19, 2017. 21 comments

Disquieted By Titties, New York Considers Shutting Down Times Square Plazas

Disquieted By Titties, New York Considers Shutting Down Times Square Plazas

Beset by bare bosoms, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Thursday he’s considering closing down the pedestrian plazas in Times Square. The plazas—a collection of indescribably filthy metal tables marooned in an island of asphalt—are currently a popular place for exhausted, heat-stroked tourists to sink down as they fight back tears and frantically check their bank balances. But: titties....

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Aug 19, 2017. 19 comments

Times Square Topless Lady Says Only 'Ghetto Fat Women' Are Offended

Times Square Topless Lady Says Only 'Ghetto Fat Women' Are Offended

In what’s quickly becoming a Team Nobody sort of situation, one of the topless, bodypainted women working for tips in Times Square , known as “desnudas,” told Gothamist that only “ghetto fat women” are offended by their naked forms. We were rooting for you, bare-breasted ladies. We really were.

As we’ve mentioned, the tidal wave of titties in Times Square has crashed against the rocky shores...

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Anna Merlan Anna Merlan Aug 19, 2017. 23 comments

New York Tabloids Are Very Angry About a 'Topless Toddler' in Times Square 

New York Tabloids Are Very Angry About a 'Topless Toddler' in Times Square 

The New York Post and the New York Daily News both need you to know, urgently, about the latest outrage in Times Square: not only are there still topless, body-painted women working for tips in Times Square, but one of them brought a two-year-old, who also didn’t wear a shirt.

The breathless fake controversy over the desnudas, helpfully aided by supposedly liberal New York mayor Bill de...

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Joanna Rothkopf Joanna Rothkopf Aug 19, 2017. 21 comments

I'm Inspired By This Elephant's Massive Honkers

I'm Inspired By This Elephant's Massive Honkers

South African wildlife photographer Renata Ewald was traveling in Kruger National Park when she saw this mother elephant with one terrific pair of breasts.

“I came across this breeding herd in the early hours of the morning, and stopped a safe distance from them to enjoy their presence,” Ewald said to the Daily Mail. “I immediately noticed this particular female, with her baby and super large...

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Hillary Crosley Coker Hillary Crosley Coker Aug 19, 2017. 22 comments

Teen Whose Boob Was Exposed By Madonna Says 'It Was Great!'

Teen Whose Boob Was Exposed By Madonna Says 'It Was Great!'

On Thursday, Madonna accidentally tore the top off a female fan, exposing her breast to an Australian Rebel Heart tour audience—and the 17-year-old fan was like ‘Best night ever!’

During a performance of “Bitch I’m Madonna,” the singer pulled teen Josephine Georgiou on stage to sing and said, “She’s the kind of girl you just want to slap on the ass,” before pulling on the teenager’s strapless...

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