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Jun 10, 2020. 13 comments

Canadian Man Used A James Bond-Style Submersible To Smuggle Drugs Into The U.S.

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A Canadian man is charged with drug possession, smuggling and violating immigration laws after admitting to using a Bond-style submersible to speed across the Detroit River. Surprisingly, it didn’t go as smoothly as he planned.

Glen Mousseau, 49, was found floating unconscious in the Detroit river by federal agents in the early hours of June 5. Tethered to Mousseau were two large bundles of...

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cdoggyd Jun 10, 2020

Just great! How much is a wall across our northern border gonna cost Canada me?

PotbellyJoe and 42 others Jun 10, 2020

In Detroit, it’d still be a s o uthern w all.

Cheap-Bastard Jun 10, 2020

Just great! How much is a wall across our northern border gonna cost Canada me?

Shit , we’re still making payments on the moat.

hoser68 Jun 10, 2020

Wait a minute. They are growing pot in Canada to smuggle into US? Global warming must be real. I thought it was just maple syrup and snow was all they could export from Canada.

Cayde-6's Unloaded Dice Jun 10, 2020

You are aware that pot can be grown indoors, right?

Sitzpinkler Jun 10, 2020

they also popularized the word “hoser”

oh wait

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Apr 19, 2020. 16 comments

The Best James Bond Movies To Re-Watch Right Now

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Got some time on your hands right? Well now is a perfect time to sit down and enjoy all that the longest-running movie franchise in history has to offer. That would be the 24 James Bond movies, but if you don’t want to sit through all of them, here are the ones that deserve a second chance.

I’ve reviewed my opinion of the best 10 Bond movies exist on Jalopnik already, so this exploration is...

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jrhmobile Apr 19, 2020

Please, don’t do this click-through-seven-damn-pages shit to get to the end of a post.

I refuse to do this elsewhere, and am only doing it here because I enjoy Jalopnik and I’m begging you to please don’t do this. Y’all can’t be this goddam desperate for clicks, can you?

Miss Gradenko Apr 19, 2020

OMG yes. And get Diana Rigg ’s name right.

Otherwise - FYEO is a yes for me, that was my first Bond. FRWL and OHMSS are in my top four, maybe three.

UncleWalty Apr 19, 2020

Based on the rubbish spewing out of this website and the others across the former Gawker family recently, yes....they are that desperate for clicks.

codfangler Apr 19, 2020

I believe that it was Diana Rigg, not Ross, in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Her character drove a Lotus Elan, IIRC.

codfangler Apr 19, 2020

Correction, it was in The Avengers TV show that her character drove a Lotus Elan.

MichaelJordan'sHitlerMustache Apr 19, 2020

Diana Ross would have been an interesting choice. Rigg’s car was a Mercury Cougar XR7 convertible...

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Justin T. Westbrook Dec 04, 2019. 16 comments

James Bond Seems Pissed And The DB5 Has Gatling Guns In The First Trailer For No Time To Die

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Daniel Craig is back for one last mission, and his James Bond seems mad as hell in the first trailer for

No Time To Die . Blofeld is back, the V8 Vantage is back, and the DB5 is spewing bullets out of its headlights.

No Time To Die seems to pickup where 2015’s Spectre left off. Blofeld is in MI6 custody, but Bond and his love Madeleine Swann, played by Lea Seydoux, seem to have grown...

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Tahoe Guy Dec 04, 2019

So they are repeating the whole “we all thought you were dead for the last three years!!!1 !!!11!1111!!1! ” thing and they are bringing back the DB5 for fan service? This is literally a remake of S kyfall.

Justin T. Westbrook Dec 04, 2019

I think they came up with half a good idea for Skyfall and have been trying to get it right? For three movies? Kinda strange. But I will watch it regardless for the actiony bits.

BunkyTheMelon Dec 04, 2019

Relax, eat some popcorn, and enjoy the flick. Bond movies aren’t meant to be cinematic masterpieces.

Ash78. OK, Xer. Dec 04, 2019

Thanks to Lucas, the muzzle flashes also serve as headlights on evening drives.

Justin T. Westbrook Dec 04, 2019

Check the option for tracer rounds if you want more visibility.

tr6rtiger Dec 04, 2019

Lucas-Prince of Darkness

(owner of vintage Triumph motorcyc les)

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Justin T. Westbrook Dec 03, 2019. 7 comments

The Amazing Motorcycle Stunt From The No Time To Die Teaser Was Unbelievably Done For Real

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The first trailer for the upcoming James Bond movie, No Time To Die, will be released Wednesday morning, but the little 15-second teaser reel that came out last night already features one incredible motorcycle stunt that was mostly done for real.

No Time To Die is the fifth and supposedly final James Bond movie for Bond actor Daniel Craig. It also happens to feature more notable vehicles than...

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son of a motherless goat (polygon enthusiast) Dec 03, 2019

Pretty good . Would be better with a slide whistle tho.

FirefighterTrump Dec 03, 2019

A star for you! What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy?

WayDude Dec 03, 2019

I don’t find this unbelievable at all. What people are doing on bikes these days, sheesh. I watched a guy ride a mtn bike down in Moab off a cliff and then down the cliff and then jumped the cliff and also the cliffs weren’t enough so halfway down they built a big jump to gap the cliff.

Robb Dec 03, 2019

Thank you. People are either too easily impressed or not impressed enough

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Justin T. Westbrook Nov 14, 2019. 20 comments

The New Land Rover Defender Looks Slick As Hell In The Next Bond Movie

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There’s an ungodly amount of vehicles in the upcoming James Bond movie, No Time To Die, but out of all of them it seems like the new 2020 Land Rover Defender is going to get the most action.

We’re finally starting to get some teases for the new Bond movie, and the latest is a clip of the stunt team hyping up the new Defender in its big-screen debut:

The picture car appears to be a Defender...

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Alex Leeks Nov 14, 2019

It’s not as villainous looking as the modified 110s that the bad guys in Spectre used, but considering that they are basically normal Defenders but black, damn they look quite evil. Cue the Internet telling me why I’m wrong and, despite most people on here being American and actually never living with the old one, why this new Defender isn’t a proper Defender because they don’t like the way it looks or whatever and it’s basically a Freelander at this point because that is totally an original and interesting point that is totally not overstated by people who frankly wouldn’t actually want the old Defender if they drove one. Or lived with one. Or nearly bought one then decided, no, it’s good looking and great off-road and as a tractor, but a really shit car for actually using as a car. But what the fuck do I know. I’m clearly wrong because I like it? Because the old Defender is this weird thing, which despite it huge flaws and awful build quality, safety, efficiency and overall complete lack of on road usability or comfort, is something that shouldn’t of been improved on. Because 16,000 units a year is really good, isn’t it. But again, I’m wrong because I like both the new one and the old one and the Internet has decided to hate the new one.

skeffles Nov 14, 2019

If they wanted the new car to be accepted, they should have either gone body on frame, or had a front end that looked visually distinctive from the rest of the soccer mom squad. And made it so you can stand on the hood and wings.

The way they’ve done it means that you can’t fix it with aftermarket parts, and you can’t use it even slightly roughly.

Alex Leeks Nov 14, 2019

And you know this how? It isn’t even out yet, no one knows what it can and can’t do. Plus this who “body on frame stuff is tough” shit is overplayed. I mean body on frame cars are safer right? That’s why the Wrangler has a higher safety rating. Oh wait. Also the old Defender couldn’t deal with as much weight. Explain that one away.

Lars Vargas wonders why abbreviation is such a long word Nov 14, 2019

Weird Flex, but OK.

LAX4THEWIN4 Nov 14, 2019

Vastly underrated comment

Dat76 Nov 14, 2019

COTD worthy

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Bradley.Brownell Oct 09, 2019. 17 comments

Some Great Old-School Aston Martins Will Be In The Next Bond Film

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This week on Twitter, extremely English automotive brand Aston Martin confirmed that four of its cars, two modern and two plucked out of history, would be featured in the upcoming Jim Bond film No Time To Die. In case you’ve never seen a feature-length film with this Bond fellow, you might be surprised to learn that this is the 25th such in the franchise, many of which feature at least one...

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I love you but I've chosen hooning! Oct 09, 2019

Counterpoint: The Living Daylights is easily a Top Ten Bond Film and has one of the best Bond soundtracks ever!

My Bond Top-5 :

1. From Russia With Love

2. Casino Royale (Yes, it‘s that good. Fight me!)

3. On Her Majestys Secret Service (if it weren‘t for Lazenby, OHMSS would be the best Bond Film of all time.)

4. Thunderball

5. GoldenEye

Noble Destro Oct 09, 2019

It’s in my top 10

1. Casino Royale

2. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

3. From Russia With Love

4. The Spy Who Loved Me

5. Quantum of Solace

6. Goldeneye

7. Goldfinger

8. The Living Daylights

9. Skyfall

10. Licence to Kill

I love you but I've chosen hooning! Oct 09, 2019

Very balsy! I have a very hard time placing Goldfinger - great Bond, great soundtrack and great villain. I just don‘t dig the whole Fort Knox plan.

AuthiCooper1300 Oct 09, 2019

The 1980s-era Aston V8 Vantage, perhaps the greatest Aston of all time,

Really? Aha.

I always understood the V8 to be a blip on the scale: it did last f o r a v e r y long time, but it’s a big brutish bruiser and rather out of character with what Aston used to mean.

The wedgey V8 Vantage featured the most 1980s styling of all Astons (bar the incredible Lagonda sedan)

w e d g e y ???

The V8 a p p e a r e d i n 1 9 6 9 – a n d was i n f a c t a facelifted DB S , w h i c h c a m e u n t o t h i s world e v e n earlier, in 1 9 6 7 A D .

The V8 Vantage is from 1 9 7 7 .

And the o utla n d i s h modern-era Lagonda (n o t the extremely rare first version from 1974 : a sort of four-door V8) went into production a l s o in 1977 .

So much for 80s s t y l i n g .

Melvintrude Oct 09, 2019

A subtle resto- mod DBS V8 would be my dream Aston

Halfty Oct 09, 2019

The V8 [Vantage] is also a complete ripoff of the original Mustang styling/American muscle cars in general, which no one would describe as “80s”. That entire sentence made me question whether Bradley knows what the V8 Vantage is and/or what 80s styling is. Perhaps he was confusing it with the Lotus Esprit from The Spy Who Loved Me?

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Justin T. Westbrook Jun 18, 2019. 22 comments

James Bond Will Drive the New Aston Martin Valhalla in Bond 25: Report

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James Bond will reportedly ride eternal, shiny and chrome into the gates of Valhalla in Bond 25 in the new Aston Martin AM-RB 003—which has been officially renamed the Aston Martin Valhalla after the Viking legend of a warrior’s paradise.

Aston Martin announced the name of the Valhalla today, its new middle-supercar slotted under the

Valkyrie hypercar and above the upcoming mid-engine...

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Jan Quadrant Vincent: Stable genius Jun 18, 2019

Who do we like to be the next Bond? I hope it’s Tom Hardy.

road_pizza v 2.0 Jun 18, 2019

Me too.

Enginerrrrrrrrr Jun 18, 2019

I hope they branch out a bit. Sorta like how Daniel Craig wasn’t super well known before him becoming Bond. I only remember him in Layer Cake and Lara Croft: Tomb R aider.

Would be cool to see something similar where a not-well-known actor with some decent chops is picked up.

Or... it would be cool to see someone who isn’t white as well. Personally, Idris Elba seems a bit old to do at least a trilogy. Maybe Chadwick Boseman or Will Yun Lee or something. Someone like that.

token_liberal Jun 18, 2019

To me Bond should drive a gentleman’s sports car not some hypercar . In the books it was a Bentley and in the movies it was most famously a DB5. A hypercar like this just isn’t Bond.

ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ Jun 19, 2019

Yeah, this would stick out like a sore thumb anywhere he drove it. It would make his secret agentness not so secretive.

blasds78 Jun 19, 2019

This is one of the better aspects about the Bourne series and, to a lesser extent, Craig’s version of a conflicted Bond . There wasn’t any of the pretentious stuff like flashy cars (in the Bourne series) or misogynistic crap (Bond) that became synonymous with Bond.

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Elizabeth Werth Jun 15, 2019. 14 comments

Who Among Us Is Worthy Enough to Buy James Bond's 1965 Aston Martin DB5?

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Generations of humans have grown up drooling over the iconic Aston Martin DB5 driven by James Bond in seven films—but most notably Goldfinger. Now, one example is going up for sale, and one human can be worthy (or, well, rich) enough to take home a piece of film history.

There’s a lengthy story regarding the car’s history that’s featured in the auction listing on RM Sotheby’s website. In...

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GodDamnTheseElectricSexPants Jun 15, 2019

I can finally start shooting other motorists legally . Clearly this comes with a license to kill, right?

Right!?

BabyClaude Jun 15, 2019

I don’t know about that, but this comment comes with a star.

Cayde-6's Unloaded Dice Jun 15, 2019

See, I’m just looking forward to the ejector seat.

Baseballbikeski Jun 15, 2019

Meh! Already got one....

AssFault Jun 17, 2019

Mine has a blue bad guy instead of brown.

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Bradley.Brownell May 22, 2019. 18 comments

This Aston Martin Has Most Excellent Wheels

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It has been far too long since an OEM took a risk on the design of its wheels. There are only a handful of differently stylized wheels on the market today, most unfortunately featuring some variety of twist design—please pardon me while I attempt to keep my lunch down. Aston Martin’s new DBS Superleggera, inspired by 007 himself, features a striking shade of gold-tinted olive green paint and...

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son of a motherless goat (hot, hot, i'm hot) May 22, 2019

Those look fun to clean.

I mean for your but ler to clean.

Bradley Brownell May 22, 2019

Surely you have a Q for that.

son of a motherless goat (hot, hot, i'm hot) May 22, 2019

I don’t even have a B for that.

Jalon P Niklaus May 22, 2019

Pretty sure those are Trans Am wheels. Is there a flying chicken on the hood?

Lars Vargas only operates on reflexes and endocrine May 22, 2019

Man, I liked these until I read this and cannot unsee it now.

RoRoTheGreat May 22, 2019

Get out of my head! This was my very first thought.

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Alex Goy May 14, 2019. 15 comments

How Movie Magic Made the Aston Martin Goldfinger DB5 Continuation’s Bond Gadgets a Reality

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For some, the Aston Martin DB5 is the single coolest car to have ever put rubber to tarmac. Made famous by Sean Connery’s portrayal of James Bond, the DB5 has indelible link with Ian Fleming’s super smooth spy. And it’s one of the more famous examples of “cars with gadgets” thanks to Goldfinger, where it offered neat ways to dispatch henchmen on a mission to off him on the fly. Now some of...

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Jan Quadrant Vincent: Stable genius May 14, 2019

1. Dalton

2. Connery

3. Craig

4. Moore

5. Lazenby

6. My 4-year old niece

7. Brosnan

bryanska May 15, 2019

1. Dalton 2. Moore 3. Connery 4. Necros

UnSimpleFix May 15, 2019

Glad to see some others who like Timothy Dalton the best. Moore is also my second. Die Another Day was just so horrible I can’t forgive Brosnan.

BloggyMcBlogBlog May 15, 2019

Oh shit the blinker fluid is leaking again!

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Justin T. Westbrook Apr 29, 2019. 22 comments

James Bond Apparently Drives an Old Land Rover Series III in Retirement

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Last week, production on the 25th James Bond movie kicked off, and the first set photos from Jamaica show Daniel Craig’s retired James Bond driving around in an old Land Rover Series III.

You can check out a whole gallery of up-close set photos over at the Daily Mail, but the first look came from a few tweets earlier this weekend showed the Bond crew filming Daniel Craig driving a blue...

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Garland Apr 29, 2019

Just once I’d like to see him driving a Blower Ben tley like he ought to.

token_liberal Apr 29, 2019

From Russia With Love is probably as close as you’re going to get.

K5ING Apr 29, 2019

John Steed and Mrs. Peel of T he Avengers were already using it.

Paaron Apr 29, 2019

Mini Mid-life Crisis, formerly Porschebago Apr 29, 2019

Star for classical reference.

It was on fire when I got here Apr 30, 2019

Should have been the same colour as the Anti-Christ

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Justin T. Westbrook Mar 18, 2019. 24 comments

James Bond Is Reportedly Driving the Electric Aston Martin Rapide and We Just Have to Accept It

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It’s been over 10 years since the Aston Martin DBS engine note blew me away in the opening car chase to

2008's Quantum of Solace and I’ve never forgotten it, but the new Bond movie is reportedly going to be much different, with Bond driving the upcoming electric Aston Martin Rapide. This Chase Scene From Quantum of Solace Is Still Sublimely Awesome

When we asked you to name every single...

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CFICARE350 Mar 18, 2019

I hear Bond discovers the evil plot as he stops for 2 hours at a charging point.

RevengencerAlf Mar 18, 2019

You don’t need to charge the car if you destroy it 15 minutes into a car chase.

CFICARE350 Mar 18, 2019

Them lithium batteries explode good, man. Should be something to see!

A. Barth Mar 18, 2019

Maybe there’s more room to package bigger gadgets in the car itself.

Revolving number plates, naturally.

Can we have an ejector seat, please?

Actually, can we have all the gadgets from the Goldfinger DB5? I would love to see those items in a modern car.

Stef Schrader Mar 18, 2019

hard same

nic Mar 18, 2019

M ainly the machine guns?

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Kristen Lee Sep 06, 2018. 22 comments

Buy the James Bond Villain Car From the Most Forgettable Chase Scene Ever

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Despite much of its automotive hype, the latest James Bond film, Spectre, turned out to be a bit of a dud. And it didn’t help that the Aston Martin DB10 and Jaguar C-X75 chase scene through the darkened streets of Rome turned out to be one of the most forgettable chase scenes ever shot. But at least the stunning Jag stunt car’s up for sale.

Sadly not planned for production, the C-X75 we saw in...

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JBodyBuilder Sep 06, 2018

That movie SUCKED. That is all.

Halfty Sep 06, 2018

I wouldn’t say it SUCKED, but it was blandly average. I honestly can’t remember the plot of most of the movie despite seeing it several times.

Sethersm Sep 06, 2018

I honestly can’t remember if I saw it. Watching the chase scene up there, it seemed familiar, but...

elpaco13 Sep 06, 2018

The chase was wildly forgettable , but the movie was tolerable and might have been good if they dropped the whole story line.

I’m waiting for a fan-editied version that cuts all that out.

Sorry to hijack another Jalopnik story to give comments on Spectre .

WarchildSRT10 Sep 06, 2018

I cant, for the life of me, remember that car chase... Im resisting the urge to youtube it, just to see if I can recall it... it think I remember some stairs, but it was from some trailer feature or something, not the actual movie.

quiz Sep 06, 2018

You get the sense that Craig was sick of the franchise and relieved that this would be his last Bond movie.

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Justin T. Westbrook Aug 22, 2018. 23 comments

Aston Martin's New James Bond DB5 Isn't Road Legal Because the Gadgets Are Too Real

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Aston Martin has announced production of 25 new continuation DB5s, modeled after the iconic car from the 1964 James Bond movie,

Goldfinger . The cars will even be equipped with some of the spy’s gadgets, but there’s a catch—sadly, none of them will be road legal. Goldfinger: The Essential Bond Movie

A planned heist against Fort Knox, a person named after genitalia, a mute man with a killer...

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DoctorsTARDIS Aug 22, 2018

I’ve seen a bunch of people be curmudgeonly about this, and like.... I’m sorry your inner child died. Now. How do we talk GM into making new Ecto-1s?

mastawyrm Aug 22, 2018

Nooooo, they’ll just make a SEMA-car using a modern CTS. It’ll be an ok car , no real complaints, you might even call it a decent homage to the ambulances of old but you’ll die inside every time someone calls it Ecto-1 and if you dare voice your feelings everyone will call you a sexist .

hidgolf Aug 22, 2018

I don’t think Cadillac makes a wagon anymore, they would have to use a hearse.

Check out that wheelbase, though! I bet it rides heavenly:

MaximilianMeen Aug 22, 2018

Can somebody make sure that Lotus sees what A-M is doing...

SantaBarbarianLS6 Aug 22, 2018

Or, you-know-who....

Wagons-Midwest Aug 22, 2018

Where’s my continuation R5 Tur bo?

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Mack Hogan Jul 13, 2018. 19 comments

I'm Expecting One Of You Ingrates To Buy Me This Defender SVX

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Listen, this is a little awkward, but I’ve been working all day here in these blogmines for over a month now and not one of you has bought me a damned thing. I bust my back grinding out news and spittin’ hot takes for you, and you can’t even send over a fruit basket?

Well, lucky for you I am benevolent and all-forgiving. All past transgressions can be forgotten so long as you all come...

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Stef Schrader Jul 10, 2018 You’re still all dead to me until I get one Paris-Dakar 959 in my grubby little carport. Just one. I’m not greedy.

DankGravy Jul 10, 2018 That link was unexpected and depressing. Are you behind the sale and trying to blackmail us now?

Mack Hogan Jul 10, 2018 Stef stop trying to hijack my “give me a car” post with your greedy, “give me a car” comment. I mean, who does that?

SantaBarbarianLS6 Jul 10, 2018 Mack, Dude. Is this your lucky day or what? A few of us, recognizing you for your outstanding internosity, chipped in to get you the SVX of your dreams. We found one in red, and being the ambitious young chap we all know you to be, we are certain you won’t mind a little bit of “buffing” to bring it back to factory new. Enjoy it in good health. Your pals from around the water cooler!

Mack Hogan Jul 10, 2018 You act like I wouldn’t want a totaled Subaru SVX

SantaBarbarianLS6 Jul 10, 2018 Ah, we’re betting you’ve put a Subie on the “wrong side of a hedge” once or thrice...

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Justin T. Westbrook Jul 07, 2018. 18 comments

The Leaked Aston Martin DB5 LEGO Kit Looks Like It's In Excruciating Pain

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The Aston Martin DB5, famed for its role as the car of choice for James Bond, and its handsome and elegant design, does not translate well in LEGO it turns out.

Aston Martin and the social media accounts for the James Bond franchise have been teasing a new LEGO box kit for some time, and anyone with any sense knew it would be the iconic 007 DB5. But I don’t think anyone expected this:

It looks...

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Dubblewhopper Jul 06, 2018 Save the money, buy a Revell kit and start building, and sniff the glue.

Comment Box Sanitation Dept. Jul 06, 2018 Kit building is the best. I ordered this one today :)

YALE70 Jul 06, 2018 Sniffing the glue has always been my favorite part about building model cars. /s

ManicDan Jul 06, 2018 I REALLY want a Lego car kit, but I am only slightly impressed with some of them, and others just look goofy. This one is cool looking if you didnt realize what it was supposed to be, then just laugh and wonder where the money went.

ManicDan Jul 06, 2018 Its kinda of reminding me of a early 90s GTR that thought it was from the 60s

blackhawk Jul 06, 2018 I think the Mini and F40 are the best ones they’ve done. Honorable mention to the VW van too. I’m currently building the Caterham one and it looks the part. I wish these had suspension and steering though.

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Justin T. Westbrook May 09, 2018. 21 comments

Elon Musk Dressed As Both James Bond And A James Bond Villain To The Met Gala

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Elon Musk, the billionaire CEO behind Tesla and SpaceX and extremely nerdy Bond fan,

shocked the world when he showed up to the Met Gala with musician Grimes after Page Six reported the two were dating. But there was something even more shocking—his outfit. Grimes Just Got A Spot On Elon's Escape Ship To Mars: Report

Would you rather date Twitter personality and billionaire Tesla CEO Elon...

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TheRedHoon May 08, 2018 Gotta love Grimes with the Tesla logo choker.

Takuro Spirit May 08, 2018 Gotta love her big ass ears that could land a Space X booster

Golfs in a Golf May 08, 2018 Grimes, blink twice if that choker is a mind control device. (admittedly stolen from Twitter)

900turbo May 08, 2018 Is that how the jacket is supposed to fit? Dude’s a zillionaire and that’s the best he can do? BTW, he is mos def a super villain.

Turbineguy May 08, 2018 Maybe he slept in it on the way to the fiesta?

G May 08, 2018 Agreed. I’m no tailor, but that thing looks too tight, shows off a gut I didn’t know he had, and is wrinkled.

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Justin T. Westbrook Apr 15, 2018. 15 comments

Here's Why The New Aston Martin Vantage Abandoned A Traditional Grille

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The

2019 Aston Martin Vantage is quite a dramatic departure from the relatively consistent styling cues of the last few decades of the company. The new look, especially the new grille, is controversial. But Aston Martin claims it was a matter of weight savings, of all things.
The New Aston Martin Vantage Will Make You Think Twice About A Porsche 911

The Aston Martin reinvention has trickled...

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Curiousplay Apr 14, 2018 Counterpoint: It’s terrible and looks like a damn fish missing its lower jaw.It only looks decent on the race cars because there’s a bottom lip.

Sir HoonsAlot Apr 14, 2018 Luckily adding a lip is a fairly easy thing to do

Curiousplay Apr 14, 2018 Adding a lip only makes it look “decent,” not “good.” I expect far better than “decent” from Aston Martin.

willzyx Apr 14, 2018 The overall design is fine, the problem is that the material they chose looks like some cheap mesh or a piece of fence.

GhostCommuter Apr 14, 2018 At least it’s not chrome mesh. That’ll happen some day, and then we’ll have:

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Damon Lavrinc Apr 15, 2018. 13 comments

Here's How You Turn Your Tesla Into A Lotus Sub

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Well,

that didn't take long . Bond's Lotus Submarine Is The Best Tesla Model S Easter Egg

Tesla makes the best automotive easter eggs, from stereos that go to 11 to hidden little features…

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I'm Abe Froman Feb 27, 2015 Elon Musk narrating?

phDiesel Feb 27, 2015 Does sound like him doesn't it?

I'm Abe Froman Feb 27, 2015 Totally. And only he would know....who else has something to gain by people using a Lotus Sub??

JBRonin Feb 27, 2015 Contact the author at damon@jalopnik.com. Public PGP key PGP fingerprint: 7301 D7FC 2FF6 D437 E5A7 0568 3A14 624A 1800 4C85 Uh... should I be seeing this? It feels like something I shouldn't be seeing

captain_spleen Feb 27, 2015 The PGP Fingerprint is, I think, a way of cryptographically confirming Damon's identity and that he's the author of the post. The Public PGP key thing is a link to the *public* part of Damon's crypto key, which is needed if someone wanted to send Damon an encrypted message. There's also a private key, which is kept secret, and (if I'm not mistaken) would be needed by Damon to decrypt a message encrypted with Damon's public key.

AndrosZ Feb 27, 2015 Maybe I shouldn't be seeing this? Lemme copy/paste into another place to ask other people.

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Kristen Lee Feb 19, 2018. 19 comments

Daniel Craig, Who Apparently Hates Being 007, Also Drives An Aston Martin? But Now It’s For Sale

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James Bond and Aston Martins go together like peanut butter and jelly. And Daniel Craig, who plays Bond, has an Aston Martin. Craig has also expressed some serious distaste at continuing work in the Bond universe in the past, but I guess he still likes Aston Martins? Anyway, his will be up for auction soon.

Craig’s 2014 Centenary Edition Vanquish (numbered 007; cute!!!) will be up for auction...

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Justin T. Westbrook Feb 16, 2018 As the resident Jalopnik Bond fan, I’d just like to clarify that Daniel Craig has recently confirmed he is returning for his fifth outing as James Bond in 2019, and he said he made that comment two days after finishing Spectre and was exhausted, and that it was stupid. Plus he’s probably making a shit ton of money.

Kevin K Feb 16, 2018 This^ Making a blockbuster movie is great for your bank account. But a films like a Bond film put a lot of physical and emotional stress on the lead and can lead to bad emotions. You need to take a few months after to get their real emotions. Also a garbage truck full of cash like Craig is getting for the next film makes a big difference.

Hu-Man Feb 16, 2018 A lot of people would disagree, but I’ve really enjoyed Craig as 007. He deserves all the monies and the cars.

FirstOner Feb 17, 2018 I’m just curious: If I buy that Aston Martin, will it make me look like this? Because there’s only one Aston Martin that I’d like to buy... and of course there is only one James Bond as well.

NebraskaStig Feb 17, 2018 Unpopular opinion, this is the correct “Aston” for Bond (when not in England)

FirstOner Feb 17, 2018 Sorry, but no. The real James Bond is the one described by his creator Jan Fleming, and perfectly acted by the great Sean Connery. In Jan Fleming’s books, James Bond owns as his first daily driver a 1933 4½ Litre Bentley ‘Blower’, that he keeps downstairs “not to break a nail on a garage door”. Unfortunately this car is written off chasing Drax in “Moonraker”. Bond then replaces it with a 1953 Bentley Mark V1 by the end of the book. In the “Thunderball” story, Bond is driving a Mark II Continental (1952-55). The Mark II Continental was James Bond’s most loved car. From the book: Bond had the most selfish car in England. It was a Mark II Continental Bentley that some rich idiot had married to a telegraph pole on the Great West Road. Bond had bought the bits for £1,500 and Rolls had straightened the bend in the chassis and fitted new clockwork—the Mark IV engine with 9.5 compression. Then Bond had gone to Mulliners with £3,000, which was half his total capital, and they had sawn off the old cramped sports saloon body and had fitted a trim, rather square convertible two-seater affair, power-operated, with only two large armed bucket seats in black leather. The rest of the blunt end was all knife-edged, rather ugly, boot. The car was painted in rough, not gloss, battleship grey and the upholstery was black morocco. She went like a bird and a bomb and Bond loved her more than all the women at present in his life rolled, if that were feasible, together” The Aston Martin is given to him by Q in “Goldfinger” and is a Her Majesty’s property, that he uses for work and is allowed to take home.

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