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Kevin Pang Kevin Pang Jun 07, 2018. 8 comments

Latest tactic to ward off asshole seagulls straight out of Planet Earth

<a href="https://thetakeout.com/latest-tactic-to-ward-off-asshole-seagulls-straight-out-1826483589" data-id="" onClick="window.ga('send', 'event', 'Permalink page click', 'Permalink page click - post header', 'standard');">Latest tactic to ward off asshole seagulls straight out of <i>Planet Earth</i></a>

We say this with no equivocation: Seagulls are the worst. They shriek incessantly. They find a way to shit all over you. They eat garbage. They taste like garbage. Leave your hotel window open with pepperoni nearby and they destroy the room. Seagulls are truly Mother Nature’s appendix.

It shouldn’t surprise you that here at The Takeout, we welcome any story illustrating mankind’s struggle...

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William Hughes William Hughes Apr 15, 2018. 7 comments

Man receives hotel pardon 17 years after wrecking room with pepperoni-flavored seagull shit

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It’s always nice when the viral stories we consume every day can have some kind of happy ending or closure. The fun puppy gets adopted, or the weird yodeling child is finally hurled into the volcano, appeasing the vengeful gods. Now, one of the more amusing online stories of the last few months has reached its completion, and we’re happy—courtesy of The New York Times, no less—to report that...

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Kate Bernot Kate Bernot Apr 04, 2018. 13 comments

If you read nothing else today, read how seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a hotel 

<a href="https://thetakeout.com/if-you-read-nothing-else-today-read-how-seagulls-and-p-1824267758" data-id="" onClick="window.ga('send', 'event', 'Permalink page click', 'Permalink page click - post header', 'standard');">If you read nothing else today, read how seagulls and pepperoni got a man banned from a hotel </a>

Really, it could have happened to anyone. Seventeen years ago, Nick Burchill of Darmouth, Nova Scotia, spread a considerable amount of pepperoni near the window of his room at The Fairmont Empress hotel in Victoria. (The room didn’t have a refrigerator, and he thought the fresh air would be good for the sausage.)

He then left the room for a few hours and returned to find dozens of seagulls...

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