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Ghost of Herman Cain Back From the Grave to Encourage People to Spread the Coronavirus

Ghost of Herman Cain Back From the Grave to Encourage People to Spread the Coronavirus
Barf Bag Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Herman Cain, the Republican businessman and former presidential candidate, died following covid-19 complications in July, but not to let death stop him from political engagement, he’s

still an advocate for taking off your face mask.

In a Friday afternoon tweet, the ghost of Cain

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3 hours 9 minutes ago.

Here's Yet Another White Activist Who Lied About Their Race

Here's Yet Another White Activist Who Lied About Their Race

There appears to be a second, slightly more expected, pandemic happening in our midst: one that causes white people to pretend they are Black people. First, Jessica Krug, an African studies professor at George Washington University,

made national news after a deranged medium post in which she admitted to fabricating multiple identities for clout, cash, and career gain. Just yesterday, CV...
4 hours 3 minutes ago.

Tell Us About Your Spectacular Home Improvement Disasters

Tell Us About Your Spectacular Home Improvement Disasters

Six months stuck inside the house and

it’s a miracle I haven’t attempted to “open up the space” by “taking down a wall.” (I rent, but no matter, I have HGTV-sized ambitions .)

I have, however, poked many holes into the walls of my

Barbie-sized apartment , and painted much more than just the coffee table in my living room when attempting to “brighten up the space.” (Paint doesn’t taste great,...
4 hours 27 minutes ago. 1 comments

Who Is Audrey Peters, TikTok's Wannabe Carrie Bradshaw, and Why On Earth Do We Care?

Who Is Audrey Peters, TikTok's Wannabe Carrie Bradshaw, and Why On Earth Do We Care?

TikTok is a beautiful nightmare that always has a little something for everybody, as evidenced by the pure chaos of the FYP page–which routinely pipes in

fitness influencers, toads dressed in gardening gear, and scores of young adults humping the floor to “WAP .” The algorithm is extremely intelligent, scarily so, and has sussed out that we both live in New York City. It is for this reason...

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today at 03:00.

The TikToks That Sparked Chaos at Jezebel and You Should Watch Before the App (Maybe) Perishes Forever

The TikToks That Sparked Chaos at Jezebel and You Should Watch Before the App (Maybe) Perishes Forever

TikTok, the absolute time-waster and video app for children/intellectually stunted adults like myself, is set to be restricted in the U.S., according to executive orders signed by President Trump. Beginning Sunday, the app will no longer appear on any app store. Users who have already downloaded TikTok and the app WeChat can continue using them, but updated versions won’t be able to be...

today at 02:34. 2 comments

Donald Trump's Sexist, Conspiratorial Obsession With Kamala Harris Stealing the Presidency

Donald Trump's Sexist, Conspiratorial Obsession With Kamala Harris Stealing the Presidency

At a campaign rally in Wisconsin, Trump once again pointed his vitriol at Sen.

Kamala Harri s, musing on the rapture that would certainly ensue if she became the first woman president. “If a woman is going to become the first president of the United States, it can’t be her,” Trump said, speaking from a hypothetical future in which not only is Joe Biden is dead but there has never been any...

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yesterday at 23:45.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Had a Boring, Sexless Reunion

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Had a Boring, Sexless Reunion

A whole bunch of celebrities popped back up yesterday for a table read of the somewhat lackluster 1982 teen romp Fast Times at Ridgemont High, memorable only for its excellent deployment of Donna Summers’ “Highway Runner.” The movie’s title track, “Somebody’s Baby,” has aged about as poorly as Fast Times has, with all its gratuitous ’80s lust for teenage girls’ bodies. Yet, these celebrities...

yesterday at 22:42. 2 comments

For $599, a Real Housewive's 'Accountability Program' Teaches What Sounds Like Disordered Eating

For $599, a Real Housewive's 'Accountability Program' Teaches What Sounds Like Disordered Eating

Anyone who has seen an episode of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the last three years knows Teddi Jo Mellencamp Arroyave (John Mellencamp’s daughter) and has heard her boast about her “accountability program,” called All in By Teddi, a weight loss system she founded after losing 80 pounds after giving birth. On the show, it comes across as mundane, rich people nonsense: all...

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yesterday at 21:20. 4 comments

I Believe James Charles

I Believe James Charles

Hi sisters, let’s take a glance at what looks like a controversy about some new merch from James Charles but most likely is not.

For those who do not follow the comings and goings of Sister Charles, a YouTuber with content that is both repellent and compelling, often at the same time, I’m sorry for bringing this information to you, but again, it’s worthy of acknowledgment because the very...

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yesterday at 19:54.

No One Cares About Me Quite Like Poshmark's Notifications

No One Cares About Me Quite Like Poshmark's Notifications

For a year now, I have been marveling about something very, very weird: The inspirational, cozy, and—quite frankly—strangely intimate push notifications that I receive from the shopping platform Poshmark, which specializes in resale.

I am a devoted Poshmark customer, just like I love yard sales and tag sales and estate sales and really mammoth antique malls. However, Big Aunt Susan’s Antiques...

yesterday at 10:00.

Cheer Star Jerry Harris Has Been Arrested And Charged With Production of Child Pornography

Cheer Star Jerry Harris Has Been Arrested And Charged With Production of Child Pornography

Jerry Harris, one of the breakout stars of Netflix’s cheerleading

docuseries Cheer , was arrested on Thursday and charged with production of child pornography. This development comes three days after news broke that Harris was under investigation by the FBI for allegations of soliciting nude photos and sex from minors.

According to The Guardian, after FBI agents raided Harris’s home on...

yesterday at 08:51. 4 comments

Another White Academic Has Admitted To Lying About Being Black

Another White Academic Has Admitted To Lying About Being Black

Mere weeks after former George Washington University professor Jessica Krug was pressured into coming forward and admitting that she had been

pretending to be Black for the entirety of her professional career, another white academic has been outed for lying about their racial identity. CV Vitolo-Haddad, a graduate student at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, has resigned from a teaching...

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yesterday at 06:47.

NeNe Leakes Is Leaving The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

NeNe Leakes Is Leaving The Real Housewives Of Atlanta

NeNe Leakes has announced that she will not be returning for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Nene, who was an original cast member of RHOA, took a break from the show during seasons eight and nine but returned for seasons 10-12. The news of Nene leaving the series comes just a few months after rumors circulated that she had been fired by Bravo, which she cleared up at the...

yesterday at 04:25. 1 comments

Welcome to the Cannabis and Capitalism Era of Martha Stewart's Glorious Quarantine

Welcome to the Cannabis and Capitalism Era of Martha Stewart's Glorious Quarantine

In this, the fall of our quarantine, as one and all peer blearily ahead to the coming winter darkness yet kindle small hope for spring renewal deep in the gallows of secret hearts, we return, once again, to Martha Stewart, who offered

salvation last summer from our quarantine woes. Stewart’s gospel may see us through the bitter days ahead.

“I have absolutely zero complaints about quarantine,”...

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yesterday at 01:54.

The 26th Woman to Accuse Donald Trump of Sexual Assault Deserves Just as Much Attention as the First

The 26th Woman to Accuse Donald Trump of Sexual Assault Deserves Just as Much Attention as the First

A 26th woman has

accused Donald Trump of sexual assault. Former model Amy Dorris’s story is remarkably similar to those of other women, like Cathy Heller, Natasha Stroynoff, Summer Zervos, Karen Johnson, and E. Jean Carroll, who have made credible allegations against the current president. It’s a similar story to one Trump described himself if the infamous Billy Bush Tapes.

All these women...

yesterday at 01:00. 2 comments

Of Course The Highest Paid Employees Are The Only Ones Getting Help With Childcare

Of Course The Highest Paid Employees Are The Only Ones Getting Help With Childcare

Today, the New York Times published the results of a survey that confirms what is obvious to anyone in the vicinity of a person with a child: Even in a pandemic, when both lives and the strength of the economy depend on access to safe, affordable childcare, that benefit is largely only available to educated, high-wage workers. This is what happens when a country insists, in opposition to...

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yesterday at 00:10. 6 comments

Stassi Schroeder Would Like You to Forgive Her for Being Racist: 'I Wasn't Anti-Racist'

Stassi Schroeder Would Like You to Forgive Her for Being Racist: 'I Wasn't Anti-Racist'

On Thursday, Stassi Schroeder gave her first interview since

getting fired from Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules , an exit that was prompted by her calling the cops on Faith Stowers, the show’s only Black cast member. Along with Kristen Doute, Schroeder told police Stowers was a different Black woman, who had been accused of robbing people in Los Angeles. They, of course, viewed their actions as...

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A Dizzying Array of 2020 ACM Awards Fashion From People Who Probably Didn't Want to Get Dressed

A Dizzying Array of 2020 ACM Awards Fashion From People Who Probably Didn't Want to Get Dressed

The 55th annual

Academy Of Country Music Awards aired Wednesday night, taped at the esteemed and very, very vacant Grand Ole Opry in Nashville, Tennessee. I know it was very, very vacant because all of the images from the event seem to have been taken by the same dude from dizzying heights, so the biggest names in music appear short with elongated foreheads. No matter; I applaud them all for...
Sep 17, 2020 at 23:30. 1 comments

Whose Feelings Count Most in a Pandemic?

Whose Feelings Count Most in a Pandemic?

If an alien or visitor happened to take a gander at lifestyle journalism over the past six months, they might assume that even though a lot of people are

losing their jobs , waiting endlessly for unemployment , or even being evicted , the majority of the country has passed the pandemic baking bread, moving out of cities, and gazing out the window wondering if every day is Wednesday. For every...

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