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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Aug 14, 2019. 10 comments

As A Formerly Decent Middle School Athlete, I Can Relate To This 13-Year-Old Who Won The European Diving Championships

As A Formerly Decent Middle School Athlete, I Can Relate To This 13-Year-Old Who Won The European Diving Championships

This week in Ukrainian diving news: 13-year-old diving prodigy Oleksii Sereda has captured gold in the 10-meter European Diving Championships in Kiev, a historic feat I would definitely be significantly more impressed with if I too had not enjoyed athletic success as a 13-year-old. Sereda finished fourth at the world championships in July, which is the same place that the Sutter Miners Eighth...

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Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Apr 18, 2018. 1 comments

Stupid Rock

Stupid Rock

The kid holding the camera quickly resorts to the pee option, huh?

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Mar 28, 2018. 6 comments

Colorado High School Sexting Scandal Costs Football Team Its Playoff Spot

Colorado High School Sexting Scandal Costs Football Team Its Playoff Spot

Cañon City High School is just like most other high schools in the country, in that it’s full of libidinous teenagers and has a football team. Unfortunately for fans of the Cañon City Tigers, those two factors intersected and ultimately cost the football team its shot at a playoff spot, as a wave of suspensions in the wake of a massive sexting scandal forced the football team to forfeit its...

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Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Mar 16, 2018. 18 comments

The New Teen Thing Will Give You More Anxiety Than Any Game Tonight

The New Teen Thing Will Give You More Anxiety Than Any Game Tonight

I’m a newly minted old person in a high-density city, so I don’t get in cars much anymore. But one of the quaint pleasantries of cruising around town was holding your hand out the window and letting the air guide it up and down like a chill, cool wave.

Well, the new teens have found a way to take that sensation and one-up it into a challenge that has me holding my breath:

Yeah, that’s a dang...

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Tom Ley Tom Ley Mar 13, 2018. 11 comments

Basketball Teen Tries To Stunt, Gets Righteously Owned

Basketball Teen Tries To Stunt, Gets Righteously Owned

Damn, I guess Mark Jackson was right. Rude-ass Steph Curry has taught the teens of America that it’s cool to turn your back on a three and celebrate before the shot even goes in, and the teens are being punished for it:

Get back to working on your footwork, teen.

[SB Nation]

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Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Mar 08, 2018. 15 comments

Report: High School Lacrosse Players Killed Guinea Pig In Pregame Ritual

Report: High School Lacrosse Players Killed Guinea Pig In Pregame Ritual

Police are investigating a boys high school lacrosse team in Michigan after players allegedly killed a guinea pig and smeared its blood on their faces before a game.

Grosse Ile police confirmed to MLive that they were investigating claims that “one or more members of the District’s lacrosse team engaged in cruelty to an animal,” and that the animal involved was a guinea pig.

Fox 2 spoke to...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Mar 01, 2018. 15 comments

Catholic School President Apologizes For His Students Chanting "You Killed Jesus!" At Opponents

Catholic School President Apologizes For His Students Chanting "You Killed Jesus!" At Opponents

Catholic Memorial School took on Newton North High School in basketball up in a suburb of Boston last night. Catholic Memorial won the game 77-73 to head to the EMass final, but not after some good old fashioned anti-Semitism from its fans. Fans of the Catholic school responded to “Sausage fest!” chants from Newton students with “You killed Jesus!” chants. According to the Washington Post,...

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Tom Ley Tom Ley Feb 23, 2018. 14 comments

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Profane Dad Being Repeatedly Startled

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Profane Dad Being Repeatedly Startled

A California teen had the fantastic idea to spend two weeks terrorizing her dad with a confetti gun. We hope he enjoys his fame while it lasts, because Ellen DeGeneres is definitely going to fire a giant confetti cannon at him and give him a heart attack live on her show.

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Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky Dec 17, 2017. 11 comments

Well, This Is The Worst Way To Start A Race

Well, This Is The Worst Way To Start A Race

If you’re interested in the vector of virality, you’ll surely find interest in this New York magazine story on a video of an eighth-grader faceplanting at a track meet a full year ago, but the video itself not blowing up until a new friend decided to Tweet it out this weekend.

If you’re interested in reliving middle school humiliation at a safe remove, the NYMag story has you covered too:

Kroge...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Oct 07, 2017. 17 comments

The New Thing Teens Are Doing Is Called The "Port-A-Potty Challenge"

The New Thing Teens Are Doing Is Called The "Port-A-Potty Challenge"

Teens, mostly on cross country teams are attempting to cram as many people as possible into port-a-potties. It’s called the Port-A-Potty Challenge, and it’s as self-explanatory as it is gross. Here’s the best one:

MileSplit has a compilation of videos sent in by runners:

The challenge has existed for a few months, but it’s inspired more entries in the last few weeks. Are the...

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Laura Wagner Laura Wagner Oct 04, 2017. 13 comments

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Guy Catching Apples With His Face 

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Guy Catching Apples With His Face 

Our sports highlight of the day comes to us from a rowdy duo who no doubt wasted a lot of good apples in the pursuit of making this highly enjoyable video:

The apple catcher warns in his Twitter bio: “I am not accountable for anyone’s apple-related injuries.” His behind-the-scenes partner’s bio says, “Famous [apple emoji] thrower.” Teamwork makes the dream work, guys.

So maybe don’t try this...

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Tom Ley Tom Ley Sep 30, 2017. 5 comments

Watch High School Freshman Karl-Anthony Towns Interview Kevin Durant, His "Basketball Idol" 

Watch High School Freshman Karl-Anthony Towns Interview Kevin Durant, His "Basketball Idol" 

It’s only taken eight games for Timberwolves rookie Karl-Anthony Towns to establish himself as one of the dopest young players in the league—seriously, go watch some KAT highlights right now if you haven’t seen him play yet; he’s extremely good—but not that long ago he was just a baby-faced teen idolizing Kevin Durant.

D’awwww. I can’t wait for Towns to dunk on Durant.

[Reddit]

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Tom Ley Tom Ley Sep 19, 2017. 10 comments

Bo Jackson Had To Explain Who He Was To This Dumb Child

Bo Jackson Had To Explain Who He Was To This Dumb Child

Bo Jackson has been hanging out at the White Sox spring training facility this year, acting as an instructor and imparting wisdom on dumb young people. Today’s lessons was for Drake LaRoche, the teenaged son of White Sox first baseman Adam LaRoche, who needed a little crash course on who exactly Bo Jackson is.

You can’t really blame young Drake for not knowing who Bo is, as he wasn’t even...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Sep 14, 2017. 11 comments

Vikings Hire Teen Consultant To Teach Them How To Be Cool

Vikings Hire Teen Consultant To Teach Them How To Be Cool

What’s up YouTubers—you know who’s “on fleek” right now? The Minnesota Vikings are, or will be. The team has hired Jonah Stillman as a “Gen Z advisor.”

The 18-year-old Stillman just graduated from a local high school, and he recently co-authored a book with his TED Talk father David called Gen Z @ Work: How the Next Generation Is Transforming the Workplace. Jonah’s a self-proclaimed “voice...

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Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Sep 09, 2017. 19 comments

I Could Defeat At Least Eight Of This Year's Most Influential Teens

I Could Defeat At Least Eight Of This Year's Most Influential Teens

Today, Time released its list of the 30 most influential teens of 2015. It’s a wide-ranging list that includes celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and Malala. They’re all wonderful, inspirational kids. After looking through the names, I’ve determined that in a fight, I could kick the asses of at least eight of these teens before they beat me.

The breakdown of the list is 10 boys, 20 girls,...

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William Turton William Turton Sep 09, 2017. 18 comments

I Could Whoop At Least One Loudmouthed Sports Blogger

I Could Whoop At Least One Loudmouthed Sports Blogger

On Wednesday, Samer Kalaf typed what may well be his last words.

The “esteemed” Deadspin “sports” “blogger” was on a mission: He wanted to let the world know that he was ready to kick the shit out of some teenagers . A worthy cause, sure, but he picked the wrong teen.

A wannabe bully evidently suppressing his memories of getting swirlied and wedgied and TP’d and whatnot during his own sad,...

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Sep 06, 2017. 20 comments

Let's Remember What The Internet Was Like When We Were Teens

Let's Remember What The Internet Was Like When We Were Teens

It’s Thanksgiving, which means you are using the internet to avoid talking to that uncle who really wants to give you his thoughts on the status of America and the aunt who doesn’t understand why you are still single. The internet may be our savior now, but remember when it used to suck?

The internet was made for guitar tabs

I grew up in a small town that didn’t have AOL or anything, but when...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Sep 05, 2017. 22 comments

Is This A Good Teen?

Is This A Good Teen?

Here’s a video from Twitter user @B1goingD1 that appears to show a classroom fight between a pair of teens come to a swift end when a third teen knocks out one participant for hitting the teacher, then flexes at the other after pulling him off the knocked-out teen. There’s a ton to get into here, such as the grinning girl who scurries out of the frame early on; red hoodie kid getting wrapped...

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Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Sep 05, 2017. 16 comments

Man Gives Amish Teens Yuengling, Yells "Rumspringa" As He Hits Their Horse-Drawn Buggy, Goes To Prison

Man Gives Amish Teens Yuengling, Yells "Rumspringa" As He Hits Their Horse-Drawn Buggy, Goes To Prison

Pennsylvania man Thomas Candler Felts was sentenced Tuesday in Lancaster County Court for an Aug. 30 incident in which the 25-year-old gave Amish teens some beer, showed them his gun, and yelled “Rumspringa” before he hit their horse-drawn buggy with his car.

According to a press release from the Lancaster County District Attorney’s Office, the interaction started off with Candler Felts...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Sep 05, 2017. 19 comments

Two Teens Die After Sneaking Onto Olympic Bobsled Track And Trying To Sled On It

Two Teens Die After Sneaking Onto Olympic Bobsled Track And Trying To Sled On It

Last night, eight teens snuck into Calgary’s Canada Olympic Park (where the 1988 Winter Olympics were held) with a sled, and crashed while trying to take it down the bobsled track. According to emergency services personnel, they crashed into a wall separating the luge and bobsled tracks, and two twins died at the park, while the remaining six were taken to hospitals. They were 17 years old....

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