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Apr 29, 2020.

Removing A Tattoo Won’t Get You Out Of White-Nationalist Purgatory

Removing A Tattoo Won’t Get You Out Of White-Nationalist Purgatory

Whether or not you believe

Patriots draft pick Justin Rohrwasser that he had no idea what his “Three Percenter” tattoo really meant until this weekend, and however the media has struggled to accurately describe the Three Percenters as the white nationalists that they are, it’s not really just one tattoo that’s the issue here.

Rohrwasser now says he’ll go step further than covering it up and

Apr 27, 2020.

Patriots Draft Pick Justin Rohrwasser's Ignorance About 3 Percenters Isn't Believable

Patriots Draft Pick Justin Rohrwasser's Ignorance About 3 Percenters Isn't Believable

A photo of new Patriots kicker Justin Rohrwasser caused quite a stir Saturday when tattoos on his arms displayed a logo for a far-right group known as “The 3 Percenters” or “III%ers.” The logo is three roman numeral I’s surrounded by a ring of 13 stars, as the original U.S. flag. Rohrwasser, who kicked for Marshall and went to high school in upstate New York, says that he did not know what...

Apr 22, 2020.

The Chargers Move To L.A. Is Still Pathetic And Stupid, But At Least They’ll Look Good

The Chargers Move To L.A. Is Still Pathetic And Stupid, But At Least They’ll Look Good

You know when you have an exceptionally annoying fly or bee in your house/apartment, and it’s by the window but it just seems to bump into every spot of it but the opening? You’re just a mere moment from relief of being stung or just annoyed in your own house, if only this fucking creature could just find the gateway out of your house and to freedom for both of you. Of course, you’re not...

Mar 27, 2020.

Bill Belichick Has Been Boring The World For Years. Cam Newton Could Change All That

Bill Belichick Has Been Boring The World For Years. Cam Newton Could Change All That

Cam Newton is unapologetically different.

Bill Belichick is unapologetically…bland.

Their personalities are the complete antithesis of each other, but after a

weird NFL free agency period , both men are left at a football crossroads. The idea of them as the NFL’s new Odd Couple could end being the best situation for both of them.

Newton is brash, flashy and audacious. His game-day outfits can...

Mar 25, 2020.

Tom Brady Will Be 43 Next Season. History Tells Us That Doesn't Bode Well For Him

Tom Brady Will Be 43 Next Season. History Tells Us That Doesn't Bode Well For Him

Opinion: Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game. Fact: Tom Brady will be 43 years old when he begins his 21st season later this year as a new member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

He will join an exclusive club of 43-and-older QBs to play in the NFL.

Hall of Famer Warren Moon played in a total of three games in two seasons with the Kansas City Chiefs after his 43rd birthday....

Mar 18, 2020.

Don't Be That Guy, Tom. Don't Go to Tampa Bay. Hang 'Em Up

Don't Be That Guy, Tom. Don't Go to Tampa Bay. Hang 'Em Up

Tom Brady has the greatest resume of any quarterback in NFL history and is one of the most successful athletes to play any sport, which is why he has nothing left to gain by playing another snap in the NFL.

Yet, after 20 seasons in Foxborough, nine Super Bowl appearances, six Super Bowl titles, four Super Bowl MVPs and three league MVPs, he’s decided to continue his football journey...

Mar 17, 2020.

Tom Brady Is The Most Overrated QB In History. New England Should Be Glad He Is Gone

Tom Brady Is The Most Overrated QB In History. New England Should Be Glad He Is Gone

Tom Brady is no longer a member of the Patriots, and nobody should be happier about that than Patriots fans, who are finally free from having to watch one of the most overrated quarterbacks ever as his long fade into irrelevance begins.

Don’t believe it? Let’s look back at some of the “highlights” of Brady’s time in Foxborough, during which he was admittedly successful — you can’t take away...

Mar 17, 2020.

I Don't Care What All The Haters Are Going To Say: Tom Brady Is God And I'm In Mourning

I Don't Care What All The Haters Are Going To Say: Tom Brady Is God And I'm In Mourning

I’m staring at a bottle of tequila.

It’s not even noon yet as I begin writing this, but I know I’m going to start drinking it soon. It’s one of those big bottles, too. It’s 1.75 liters of 1800 Silver, 100 percent Agave. It’s not even my drink of choice, because when I do tequila, I do Añejo and it has to be Casamigos.

On my TV, Stephen A. Smith and Max Kellerman are ranting and screaming like...

Dan McQuade Dan McQuade Oct 28, 2019. 5 comments

The Browns Turned It Over On Three Consecutive Offensive Snaps

The Browns Turned It Over On Three Consecutive Offensive Snaps

The Cleveland Browns came into their game against New England this week with a lot of optimism. Jarvis Landry even

guaranteed victory over the defending Super Bowl champs, before recanting a bit.

Maybe there was a reason he walked back his prediction. The Browns dug a 17-0 hole against the Patriots today, in part because they turned the ball over on three consecutive offensive snaps.

First...

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Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Oct 25, 2019. 8 comments

Jarvis Landry Guarantees Victory Against The Patriots, Quickly Regrets It

Jarvis Landry Guarantees Victory Against The Patriots, Quickly Regrets It

The 2-4 Cleveland Browns have a massively intimidating task ahead of them this Sunday, as they travel to New England to take on the undefeated Patriots. This is a team that, when they took on the league’s other remaining undefeated team in Santa Clara three weeks ago,

got crushed by a score of 31-3 . But at least at the beginning of his press conference today, Browns wideout Jarvis Landry...

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Maitreyi Anantharaman Maitreyi Anantharaman Oct 24, 2019. 13 comments

Josh Gordon's Season Is Over, But Only In New England

Josh Gordon's Season Is Over, But Only In New England

The Patriots placed Josh Gordon on injured reserve Wednesday, signaling the end of the receiver’s time in New England. Gordon aggravated two bone bruises in his left knee in the second quarter of the team’s Week 5 win over the New York Giants, when he attempted a tackle after the Giants recovered a Patriots fumble. His being placed on the IR tracks with New England’s trade for Mohamed Sanu,...

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Laura Wagner Laura Wagner Oct 23, 2019. 8 comments

Sports Reporter Blasts Slimeball Patriots Fan Who Tried To Kiss Her During MNF Interview

Sports Reporter Blasts Slimeball Patriots Fan Who Tried To Kiss Her During MNF Interview

Sports reporter for PointsBet Sportsbook Erin Kate Dolan was interviewing a fan before Monday night’s Pats-Jets football game when a pasty creep wearing a Tom Brady jersey tried to plant a kiss on her. She skillfully ducked him and walked away.

She posted the video on Twitter this morning with a caption that tidily summed up what it’s like to be a woman working in a male-dominated industry:

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Drew Magary Drew Magary Oct 23, 2019. 8 comments

If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking Pathetic

If You’re Defending Tom Brady’s Cheap Martyr Routine, You’re Fucking Pathetic

The scene is good. In case you missed it, have a gander below at the now-infamous scene from the new Paul Rudd show Living With Myself where Tom Brady strolls out of a massage parlor:

That’s a genuinely amusing scene. Brady can’t act for shit, but it’s not like the script requires him to do any heavy lifting. The joke is him being there in the first place. Writer Timothy Greenberg, a...

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Chris Thompson Chris Thompson Oct 22, 2019. 22 comments

Bill Belichick Delights In Tormenting The Hapless Jets

Bill Belichick Delights In Tormenting The Hapless Jets

Viewers who hadn’t already slipped into a coma Monday night will have noticed a funny sequence early in the fourth quarter of the Patriots’ blowout victory over

a spectacularly inept Jets team . A pair of declined penalties against New England’s punt team produced the ultra-rare scene of Bill Belichick, whose default expression is a sour scowl, smiling and chuckling on the sideline of an NFL...

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Chris Thompson Chris Thompson Oct 22, 2019. 11 comments

"Spooky" Sam Darnold Sees Dead People In Ghastly Loss To Dreaded Patriots

"Spooky" Sam Darnold Sees Dead People In Ghastly Loss To Dreaded Patriots

Sam Darnold’s first game back after a bout with smooching disease went great! The returning hero threw for 300-plus yards, and his Jets upset the Cowboys, and poor,

discarded Luke Falk was swiftly forgotten. Darnold was even named AFC Offensive Player of the Week! Darnold’s second game, Monday night against the New England Patriots, did not build on that momentum. It was, in fact, a flaming...

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David Roth David Roth Oct 18, 2019. 17 comments

The Washington Nationals Are The Team Of Destiny, Until They're Not

The Washington Nationals Are The Team Of Destiny, Until They're Not

For the entirety of their brief existence in the nation’s capital, the Washington Nationals have been too insignificant or too lousy or too unlucky or too self-defeating to hate. This is not to say that I haven’t figured out various ways to do it over the years, but also I am not without some interest in all this as both a Mets fan and—and please forgive the redundancy, here—an

emotionally...

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Chris Thompson Chris Thompson Oct 11, 2019. 23 comments

It's Neat To Think Of The Patriots Someday Playing Against A Real NFL Offense

It's Neat To Think Of The Patriots Someday Playing Against A Real NFL Offense

The Patriots beat the Giants Thursday night, 35–14, to move to 6–0 on the season. This was the second consecutive week where the Patriots looked vulnerable in the first half against a plucky but overmatched underdog, before a cascading series of second-half failures tilted things dramatically for the favorites. I don’t know about you guys, but I for one am looking forward to a day when the...

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Chris Thompson Chris Thompson Oct 07, 2019. 8 comments

It Is Easier To Find Waldo Than It Is To Find Skins Fans At This Skins Home Game

It Is Easier To Find Waldo Than It Is To Find Skins Fans At This Skins Home Game

Word started to spread during prime tailgate hours Sunday that the crowd for the afternoon Patriots-Skins game in Landover would be heavily tilted in favor of the road team. By now you don’t need to be told that

this has long been a trend at the team’s dismal, far-flung mausoleum of a stadium, but the nadir of fan apathy and alienation has always been out there, waiting to be discovered. We...

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Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Oct 03, 2019. 17 comments

Julian Edelman Was Horrified By The Sight Of Bill Belichick's Dick And Balls Emerging From A Hot Tub

Julian Edelman Was Horrified By The Sight Of Bill Belichick's Dick And Balls Emerging From A Hot Tub

Bill Belichick: masterful strategist, Patriots legend, nude hot tubber. That last image is now unfortunately stuck in your brain, never to get out, because of Pats wide receiver Julian Edelman.

Edelman’s the subject of an upcoming TV documentary, and in a deleted scene put on Youtube, he describes how one of his first conversations with his coach included way more dong than he ever could have...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Sep 30, 2019. 11 comments

Matt Barkley's Interception Was A Perfectly Bills Way To Lose

Matt Barkley's Interception Was A Perfectly Bills Way To Lose
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The question surrounding the end of Patriots-Bills wasn’t so much a matter of how Buffalo was going to use its final drive to complete the shocking upset at home, but rather how spectacularly the team would fuck things up. Even after Tom Brady and the rest of the New England squad tried time after time to just hand...

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