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Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Jul 15, 2019.

Nathan Peterman Has Been Released, Man

Nathan Peterman Has Been Released, Man

This evening, at exactly 8:00 p.m. EST, Buffalo Bills fans around the world read the five beautiful words they were beginning to think could never be uttered:

It’s all over, folks. The strong play of Matt Barkley in the Bills’ win against the Jets on Sunday was apparently, finally, the necessary trigger for the franchise to dump Peterman, who leaves Buffalo with a career QB rating of 32.5 in...

Laura Wagner Laura Wagner Jul 14, 2019.

Bills DE Jerry Hughes Screams At Ref For Calling Him A "Bitch" Then Claims Not To Remember Incident

Bills DE Jerry Hughes Screams At Ref For Calling Him A "Bitch" Then Claims Not To Remember Incident

Buffalo Bills defensive end Jerry Hughes confronted a referee in the tunnel after the Bills’ very stupid loss to the Miami Dolphins, accusing the referee of calling him a “bitch.” Hughes yelled, “I’ll catch you,” before Bills personnel stood between him and the referees.

According to Matthew Fairburn of the Athletic, Hughes later said he didn’t remember the incident in the tunnel, and...

Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky Jul 13, 2019.

Vontae Davis Might've Just Retired In The Middle Of A Game [Update]

Vontae Davis Might've Just Retired In The Middle Of A Game [Update]

The Bills came into Sunday’s game against the Chargers, an eventual 31-20 loss, with just four cornerbacks dressed. After Phillip Gaines was carted off with an elbow injury, they were down to three. And then Vontae Davis just disappeared. Not on the field. Not on the sidelines. No reported injury. Just: gone.

Davis, the 30-year-old CB who signed with the Bills this offseason and was inactive...

Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Jul 13, 2019.

It Took Just 34 Minutes For The Bills To Ditch Nathan Peterman

It Took Just 34 Minutes For The Bills To Ditch Nathan Peterman

Nathan Peterman has, um, struggled just a bit in his time as a Buffalo Bills quarterback, most notably in the five-pick first half that followed his inexplicable start against the Chargers last season. But for some reason, the Bills felt confident enough in a guy who had never thrown for more than 80 yards in a game that they traded away Tyrod Taylor and entered the season with Peterman as...

Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Jul 12, 2019.

The Bills Did Not Get The Derek Anderson Renaissance, But They'll Give It Another Shot

The Bills Did Not Get The Derek Anderson Renaissance, But They'll Give It Another Shot

Bills quarterback Nathan Peterman was so dreadful last week , the team had to bench him for 35-year-old Derek Anderson , who hadn’t started a game since 2016 but was the only remaining healthy QB on the roster, for Sunday’s contest against the Colts. Ah, but therein lies a conundrum: When Derek Anderson starts and is bad, and the only other option is Nathan Peterman, who is also bad, to whom...

Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Jul 11, 2019.

Bills Release Kelvin Benjamin To Shed Dead Weight Off Roster

Bills Release Kelvin Benjamin To Shed Dead Weight Off Roster

The Buffalo Bills have announced the release of receiver Kelvin Benjamin after just 16 games of action over two years. Benjamin was shipped off to Buffalo from the Carolina Panthers last October for a third and seventh-round draft pick.

To say the receiver’s tenure had been notable because of his lack of on-field production would probably be an understatement. His general laziness drew the...

Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Jul 11, 2019.

Cops Will Try To Halt The Tailgating Bills Fans' War Against Tables

Cops Will Try To Halt The Tailgating Bills Fans' War Against Tables

The Buffalo Bills will play their first home game of the season this Sunday against the Chargers. (The last time those two teams played, Nathan Peterman threw five picks in a half .) Hordes of Zubaz-clad Bills fans will presumably mark the home opener as is tradition: by getting mega drunk and trying to obliterate any flimsy furniture in their path. There will be slightly more resistance to...

Tom Ley Tom Ley Jul 11, 2019.

Bills Pack Nathan Peterman's Career Highlights Into 37-Second Hype Video

Bills Pack Nathan Peterman's Career Highlights Into 37-Second Hype Video

It’s a question that has plagued all of us for quite some time now: If you put every positive football play Bills starting quarterback Nathan Peterman has ever made into a single video, would the video even be a minute long? We have the answer now.

The Bills, in an apparent attempt to, uh, excite their fans about the fact that the season will begin with Peterman under center , just tweeted out...

Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Jul 10, 2019.

Something Happened To Karlos Williams Down There

Something Happened To Karlos Williams <i>Down There</i>

Buffalo Bills running back Karlos Williams is expected to miss at least two weeks after undergoing an unknown procedure for a secret injury, and no one’s saying anything. All that’s known is he lifted weights Sunday, woke up at home in pain Monday, and went to the hospital. Rex Ryan’s being coy about whatever happened.

Per Mike Rodak of ESPN:

Ryan declined to specify Williams’ procedure but...

Dom Cosentino Dom Cosentino Jul 08, 2019. 19 comments

Today's NFL Would Have Been Perfect For Doug Flutie

Today's NFL Would Have Been Perfect For Doug Flutie

It’s been 14 years since he last played professional football, but Doug Flutie is suddenly relevant again. In the run-up to the draft, there was a big feature in the Washington Post, along with a 15-minute chat on The Rich Eisen Show. When I first reached out to ask about an interview, Flutie’s agent told me she had five requests for him, all on essentially the same topic: how height is no...

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Laura Wagner Laura Wagner Jul 08, 2019.

Bills Finally Admit Nathan Peterman Has No Business Being A Starting QB

Bills Finally Admit Nathan Peterman Has No Business Being A Starting QB

The Buffalo Bills have finally stopped trying to make Nathan Peterman happen. Head coach Sean McDermott said today that rookie quarterback Josh Allen would start this Sunday for the Bills’ game against the Chargers.

Head coach Sean McDermott was a little defensive when asked to explain why his starter sucked so hard that he was benched after one game:

Peterman completed 5-of-18 passes for 24...

Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky Jul 03, 2019.

Bills Suspend Aaron Kromer 6 Games After Boy-Punching Charges Dropped

Bills Suspend Aaron Kromer 6 Games After Boy-Punching Charges Dropped

Bills offensive line coach Aaron Kromer—who, we take great pleasure in reiterating, was charged after allegedly punching a boy in the face over some beach chairs—will miss the first six games of the season.

We also will not get tired of reminding you that Kromer’s supposed defense was that “it was dark out and he did not realize that small person he was punching because of beach chairs was a...

Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky Jul 01, 2019.

Rex Ryan Makes It Damned Clear He Doesn't Miss The Jets

Rex Ryan Makes It Damned Clear He Doesn't Miss The Jets

Sports Illustrated’s Jenny Vrentas has a cover story on the Bills’ successful wooing of Rex Ryan, and it’s your standard new-coach-new-team love story—The Bills knew immediately they had found their guy! Ryan’s personality is going to turn this locker room around!—but the real gold is anytime Ryan discusses his former team.

To hear Rex tell it, he felt like a dead man walking with the Jets...

Tom Ley Tom Ley Jul 01, 2019.

Ref Kicks Dildo At Bills Game

Ref Kicks Dildo At Bills Game

Bills fans tossing sex toys onto the field is a well-worn bit at this point, as evidenced by the fact that three separate dildos made their way onto the playing surface during last night’s game against the Patriots. It’s probably time for the dildo-tossers to get a new gag, but this one plays as long as it keeps forcing professional NFL referees into a position where their work duties involve...

Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky Jun 26, 2019.

Rex Ryan Has Had It With The New England Media 

Rex Ryan Has Had It With The New England Media 

An unprecedented and frankly offensive thing happened today: a coach was asked questions about the team he’s playing, by reporters who cover that team.

Rex Ryan did his mandated conference call with Patriots reporters this afternoon, ahead of Monday night’s game in Foxboro. It was all going well until this question:

Question: You’ve lost eight of nine to the Patriots. Is that something that...

Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Jun 25, 2019.

Bills Fan Uses Teamwork To Slam Patriots Fan Through Table

Bills Fan Uses Teamwork To Slam Patriots Fan Through Table

Today’s installment of Bills fans ruining tables is actually from Week 2, when Buffalo played against the Patriots, but we still feel required to highlight this inspiring example of setting aside a football rivalry to work together and slam someone through a table.

It really gives you hope for the world, you know?

Contact the author at samer@deadspin.com.

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Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky Jun 19, 2019.

Rex Ryan Still Doesn't Mind Not Really Having A QB

Rex Ryan Still Doesn't Mind Not Really Having A QB

After six seasons with the popgun Jets—four of those with muse Mark Sanchez—lots of folks were surprised that Rex Ryan took a job with the similarly quarterback-challenged Bills, rather than take over the Falcons and Matt Ryan. Asked specifically about it, Ryan says having a QB is NBD.

The Bills have E.J. Manuel, who's been pretty not good in parts of two seasons. They do not have Kyle Orton,...

Tom Ley Tom Ley Jun 18, 2019.

Rex Ryan's Got His Swagger Back

Rex Ryan's Got His Swagger Back

Rex Ryan had his introductory press conference with the Buffalo Bills today, and if its tone was any indication of what Ryan's tenure as the Bills head coach is going to be like, we should all be very excited.

Once was a time when Rex Ryan was a consistent ray of sunshine cutting through the cloud of dull, mumbly coach-speak that plagues NFL press conferences. He became less of his jovial...

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