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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Sep 27, 2019. 18 comments

Report: Robert Kraft And Bill Belichick Disagreed On Whether To Cut Antonio Brown

Report: Robert Kraft And Bill Belichick Disagreed On Whether To Cut Antonio Brown

No one on the Patriots wants to talk about Antonio Brown’s brief stay, which was cut short following a handful of reports detailing multiple sexual assault accusations. Bill Belichick has mostly dodged questions about the matter, and Tom Brady talked about how we live in a society. While it’s been reported that the texts Brown sent to one accuser “crossed the line” for the Patriots,...

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David Roth David Roth Sep 27, 2019. 7 comments

We Have A Wet Bag Problem, And We're Going To Look Into It

We Have A Wet Bag Problem, And We're Going To Look Into It

There is nothing funny about lower-body injuries in baseball. Upper body injuries, sure—a “strained oblique” sounds just vague enough to get an eye-roll, and Mets-scented mystery injuries like the Out With An Entire Left Side Of Body ailment that sidelined prized Mets free agent Jed Lowrie for virtually the entire season are a delight forever. But a player hurting his ankle or his knee on a...

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Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Sep 23, 2019. 23 comments

Tom Brady Rambles Incomprehensibly About Society When Asked About Antonio Brown

Tom Brady Rambles Incomprehensibly About Society When Asked About Antonio Brown

The New England Patriots cut wide receiver Antonio Brown on Friday, but nobody on the team will say why. When Brown signed with the Pats barely a week earlier, it was already known that he was a rebellious guy with a weird thing about helmets. But in the short time he was on New England, he was sued for sexual assault by his former trainer , and a report from Sports Illustrated said that he...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Sep 21, 2019. 24 comments

Patriots Cut Antonio Brown After One Game

Patriots Cut Antonio Brown After One Game

For the second time in as many weeks, Antonio Brown has been cut. The wide receiver played exactly one game for the Patriots before they released him today, one day after Sports Illustrated released threatening text messages Brown had sent to an artist who accused him of sexual harassment. Brown announced the news himself, and it was confirmed by Ian Rapoport shortly thereafter.

Brown was...

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Dom Cosentino Dom Cosentino Sep 21, 2019. 17 comments

Bill Belichick Did Not Want To Talk About Antonio Brown, Okay?

Bill Belichick Did Not Want To Talk About Antonio Brown, Okay?
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Friday press conferences for NFL head coaches tend to be fast affairs. A lot of the regular beat reporters typically take the day off, and most of the salient questions usually get asked earlier in the week. Bill Belichick’s presser today—the day after Sports Illustrated’s Robert Klemko published a report about...

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Gabe Fernandez Gabe Fernandez Sep 20, 2019. 22 comments

Report: Antonio Brown Sent Threatening Texts To Artist Accusing Him Of Sexual Harassment

Report: Antonio Brown Sent Threatening Texts To Artist Accusing Him Of Sexual Harassment

In a group chat that included his lawyer, and at least one close confidant, Antonio Brown sent threatening text messages to the artist who accused him of exposing his barely covered penis to her while she worked on a mural in his home, according to Sports Illustrated’s Robert Klemko. Brown’s messages included insults about the artist’s income, photos of her young children, and requests made...

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Diana Moskovitz Diana Moskovitz Sep 17, 2019. 23 comments

Antonio Brown And The Conversation Nobody Wants To Have

Antonio Brown And The Conversation Nobody Wants To Have

I watched the NFL on CBS this Sunday because I knew they had no choice but to talk about Antonio Brown. Brown was sued earlier this week by a former trainer, Britney Taylor, who said that Brown sexually assaulted and raped her when she worked for him. The day before, Brown had been signed by the New England Patriots, an AFC team, and the Patriots were due to play the Miami Dolphins, another...

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Tom Ley Tom Ley Sep 16, 2019. 22 comments

Artist Says Antonio Brown Exposed His Barely Covered Penis To Her While She Worked In His House

Artist Says Antonio Brown Exposed His Barely Covered Penis To Her While She Worked In His House

Sports Illustrated’s Robert Klemko has published a long story about Antonio Brown and his various business and personal relationships. Through interviews and the examination of court documents and police reports, Klemko outlines a pattern of behavior that is defined by accusations of refusing to pay for services, bizarre encounters with police and other associates, and another allegation of...

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Billy Haisley Billy Haisley Sep 12, 2019. 13 comments

Dipshit NFL Reporter Exposes His Entire Ass With Blockheaded Tweets About Antonio Brown's Rape Case

Dipshit NFL Reporter Exposes His Entire Ass With Blockheaded Tweets About Antonio Brown's Rape Case

Oftentimes, the worst examples of society’s despicable penchant for immediately blaming and/or discrediting women who report being victims of sexual assault are relegated to anonymous, obscure social media posters and website commenters. Other times, the dumbfucks embodying the trend are people with real names and prominent jobs. Which brings us to Omar Kelly, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel...

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Maitreyi Anantharaman Maitreyi Anantharaman Sep 11, 2019. 20 comments

Lawsuit: Antonio Brown Raped Former Trainer [Update]

Lawsuit: Antonio Brown Raped Former Trainer [Update]

Antonio Brown’s former trainer Britney Taylor is suing the wide receiver, accusing Brown of sexually assaulting her on three separate occasions—twice in June 2017 and again in May 2018.

Taylor, a gymnast, met Brown when the two were students at Central Michigan University in 2010. “Brown...used manipulation and false promises to lure her into his world, and once there, he sexually assaulted...

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Ray Ratto Ray Ratto Sep 10, 2019. 20 comments

Where Do The Raiders Go From Here?

Where Do The Raiders Go From Here?

Lost in the exciting new world of Antonio Brown the Patriot (can’t you just see the glint in Bill Belichick’s eye?) is what Brown left behind:

Nothing.

Brown managed to achieve that rarest of feats: be on a team that doesn’t register on his Pro-Football-Reference page. Within months, memory being the faulty tool it is, he will never have been in Oakland at all, and within a few months after...

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Dom Cosentino Dom Cosentino Sep 09, 2019. 24 comments

Why Good Organizations Know How To Handle Players Like Antonio Brown

Why Good Organizations Know How To Handle Players Like Antonio Brown

Jimmy Farris spent six seasons in the NFL as a receiver with the 49ers, the Patriots, the Falcons, Washington, and the Jaguars. He won a ring in Super Bowl 36, when he signed with New England just before the playoffs. As an undrafted rookie in 2001, Farris had an up-close look at the dynamic between a supremely gifted wide receiver, Terrell Owens, and a coaching staff headed by Steve Mariucci...

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Samer Kalaf Samer Kalaf Sep 08, 2019. 5 comments

The Steelers Specifically Didn't Want This To Happen, Which Makes It All The Funnier

The Steelers Specifically Didn't Want This To Happen, Which Makes It All The Funnier

Back in March, before the Antonio Brown saga involved feet and a helmet , it was a relatively standard dispute of a disgruntled player riding an elliptical and demanding a trade from his team. The Steelers had no desire to keep him, but they still thought highly enough of him that they didn’t want a good team to have him. After a false start with the Bills, they believed they’d found a...

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Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Sep 08, 2019. 13 comments

Right On Cue, The Patriots Sign Antonio Brown

Right On Cue, The Patriots Sign Antonio Brown

It almost seemed too obvious to be possible, but malcontent former Raider wide receiver Antonio Brown is headed to the Patriots to become yet another in what feels like a whole roster’s worth of talented yet difficult players who have found a home with Bill Belichick through the years. The terms, on the surface, look more than alright for a guy who spent the past month seemingly trying as...

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Lauren Theisen Lauren Theisen Sep 07, 2019. 8 comments

The Raiders Have Released Antonio Brown

The Raiders Have Released Antonio Brown

It’s finally over. After a seemingly endless month of drama that included nightmare feet , a global search for an acceptable helmet , plenty of missed practices , a heated argument with his GM , a video that may have used an illegal recording of his coach , a hefty fine and loss of $30 million in guaranteed money , and finally, a demand for his release, Antonio Brown is gone from the Oakland...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Sep 07, 2019. 18 comments

Antonio Brown Posts Bizarre, Highly Produced Hype Video Featuring Recorded Phone Call With Jon Gruden

Antonio Brown Posts Bizarre, Highly Produced Hype Video Featuring Recorded Phone Call With Jon Gruden

Antonio Brown’s had one of the most eventful weeks of an NFL offseason a superstar receiver has had in a long time, and the Raiders receiver has a desire to keep it going.

Tonight Brown shared a personal commercial posted on his YouTube channel that is equal parts hype video and response to the haters, with head coach Jon Gruden standing in for that role. Its narrative arc centers on a...

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Ray Ratto Ray Ratto Sep 07, 2019. 12 comments

How Do The Raiders Do It?

How Do The Raiders Do It?

Year after year, move after move, hire after hire, the Raiders outdo their own capacity for abject humiliation, and every time you think they’ve bottom out, they bring in a new excavator. And now, with the start and also pending end of the Antonio Brown era, they can honestly say that the earth’s crust appears up to them.

But there we go, falling into the trap again. Of course the Raiders can...

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Patrick Redford Patrick Redford Sep 06, 2019. 9 comments

Report: Antonio Brown Cussed At Mike Mayock, Accurately Called Him "Cracker," Apologized In Front Of Team

Report: Antonio Brown Cussed At Mike Mayock, Accurately Called Him "Cracker," Apologized In Front Of Team

The Raiders are three days away from their first game of the season, and as is now tradition , they’re getting caught up in bullshit. The team has reportedly considered whether to suspend Antonio Brown for most of the week over a heated argument he had with GM Mike Mayock, sparked by the team’s decision to fine Brown for missing two practices.

NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reported Thursday...

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Dom Cosentino Dom Cosentino Sep 06, 2019. 18 comments

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

Here’s Raiders GM Mike Mayock addressing the latest developments in the never-ending Antonio Brown opera buffa:

Translation: It’s three days after Labor Day, and we’re already running out of patience with this asshole.

This was no doubt the best Mayock could muster after it got out that he planned to suspend Brown after the two of them went at it at some point on Wednesday over Brown’s...

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Drew Magary Drew Magary Sep 06, 2019. 20 comments

Antonio Brown And The Raiders Have Conspired To Ruin Every Goddamn Thing

Antonio Brown And The Raiders Have Conspired To Ruin Every Goddamn Thing

Let us start with a hearty LOL. The Oakland Raiders traded for downfield savant Antonio Brown during the offseason, handed him $30-plus million in guaranteed money, and now stand ready to piss that investment away in the quickest, most Raiders-like fashion possible. Adam Schefter is now reporting that after Brown publicly bitched about being fined by the team, freshman GM and defender of THE...

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