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Apr 21, 2020. 6 comments

The Batman and other Warner Bros. movies get new release dates

The Batman and other Warner Bros. movies get new release dates

It was only a matter of time before The Batman joined the growing list of high-profile film releases impacted by the COVID-19 pandemic. Although production on Matt Reeves’ iteration of the Dark Knight was shut down back in March, there was some optimism (from whence this positivity came, we do not know) that filming might resume and be completed in time for The Batman’s June 2021 release...

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Apr 10, 2020. 14 comments

Oh thank god, Matt Reeves confirms The Batman won't be an origin story

Oh thank god, Matt Reeves confirms The Batman won't be an origin story

We’ve been getting little bits of information here and there for some time on the next big-screen installment of the caped crusader, Matt Reeves’ The Batman. And while we’ve all had a good time making our little jokes about

his pointy new outfit and that sexy, sexy Batmobile , the most important issue of all has now been put to rest: It’s not going to be another damn origin story.

In a new...

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Mar 05, 2020. 10 comments

The Batman director Matt Reeves reveals sexy new Batmobile for his sexy new Batman

The Batman director Matt Reeves reveals sexy new Batmobile for his sexy new Batman

With Robert Pattinson headlining a cast that includes Zoe Kravitz and Colin Farrell, The Batman certainly seems like a Dark Knight movie for the Horny Era. That assumption was pretty much confirmed when director Matt Reeves

revealed the first look at Pattinson in costume as the Caped Crusader via a short video that gave off some real David Cronenberg vibes—which can largely be attributed to...

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Mar 04, 2020. 3 comments

Wonder Twin powers, activate! The Batman adds Teen Wolf's Max and Charlie Carver

Wonder Twin powers, activate! The Batman adds Teen Wolf's Max and Charlie Carver

From the supernatural to superhero: Teen Wolf stars Charlie and Max Carver are the latest actors to join

director Matt Reeves’ upcoming The Batman . The A.V. Club can confirm the twins—who first starred together on Desperate Housewives before Teen Wolf and The Leftovers—will have sizable roles alongside Robert Pattinson as Batman , but production is keeping any other details under the cowl...

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Feb 22, 2020. 12 comments

New Batman extremely pointy

New Batman extremely pointy

Batman has always been a pointy character. Even disregarding the work of certain artists—most notably Kelley Jones in the 1990s—who have drawn the Caped Crusader with ears more akin to a rabbit’s than that of a bat, he’s still a guy who spends most of his nights firing grappling guns, flapping his big ol’ pointy cape, and hitting various criminals with his extremely sharp (and personally...

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Feb 14, 2020. 8 comments

Wait, did the new Batman bolt the gun that killed his parents to his Batsuit's chest?

Wait, did the new Batman bolt the gun that killed his parents to his Batsuit's chest?

The Batman director Matt Reeves showed off the first look at the new Batsuit—and, to a lesser extent, the new Batman—

earlier this afternoon , reassuring anyone who was worried about it that Robert Pattinson does, indeed, possess a chin. The suit itself came under significantly more scrutiny, as it typically does, with fans noting its similarities both to the one favored by the Dark Knight in...

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Feb 14, 2020. 13 comments

The Batman begins as director Matt Reeves releases first footage of Robert Pattinson's Dark Knight

The Batman begins as director Matt Reeves releases first footage of Robert Pattinson's Dark Knight

It’s a big day in pop culture news, the bigness of which is only slightly lessened by the fact that this is something that has already happened a few times in the last couple decades, but either way it’s always exciting when we get our first look at a new Batman. It immediately became a meme when Zack Snyder released

the first look at Ben Affleck’s sad Batman , and people in the early 2000s...

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Feb 08, 2020. 24 comments

Prepare your stomachs for a "raw," "not sanitized" Batman next year

Prepare your stomachs for a "raw," "not sanitized" Batman next year

Striking like a bad case of salmonella—moving swiftly and decisively through the gastrointestinal tract of crime—Robert Pattinson’s The Batman is set to arrive in theaters next summer. But when the R-Pats-Man-Bat does finally swing through Gotham, it won’t be your daddy’s Batman doing it, all safe and clean and properly rated for human consumption by the FDA. No, we have it on good authority...

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Jan 14, 2020. 18 comments

Sorry, Glasgow: You're apparently gloomy enough to be the new stand-in for Gotham City

Sorry, Glasgow: You're apparently gloomy enough to be the new stand-in for Gotham City

Things have apparently taken a depressing turn in Scotland, because Daily Record (via Collider) is reporting that Glasgow is going to be the new stand-in for Gotham City when Matt Reeves makes The Batman. That’s a pretty mean shot at the nice people of Glasgow, since Gotham is a famously giant crap-hole of a town, full of evil clowns, corrupt nightclub owners that happen to look like birds,...

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Nov 23, 2019. 9 comments

The Batman casts John Turturro as crime boss Carmine Falcone

The Batman casts John Turturro as crime boss Carmine Falcone

The cast of Matt Reeves’ The Batman is shaping up to be one of the most interesting ensembles we’ve seen in a while, with the recent additions of

Paul Dano as The Riddler, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, Colin Farrell as Penguin (somehow), and, as we’ve examined thoroughly, Robert Pattinson as Batty himself. Next up: John Turturro will have his turn as crime boss Carmine Falcone. Tom Wilkinson...

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Nov 06, 2019. 10 comments

Colin Farrell in talks to play The Batman's handsome new Penguin, with Andy Serkis as Alfred

Colin Farrell in talks to play The Batman's handsome new Penguin, with Andy Serkis as Alfred

According to Deadline, Colin Farrell is in talks to join the cast of Matt Reeves’ The Batman as stocky, bird-like nightclub owner/organized crime boss Oswald Cobblepot—a.k.a. The Penguin. This would be, let’s say, a divergence from traditional depictions of The Penguin, the most famous of which is Danny DeVito’s fish-eating, sewer-dwelling maniac from Batman Returns, so this might be...

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Oct 31, 2019. 9 comments

Jeffrey Wright to shine a great big flashlight as The Batman's Commissioner Gordon

Jeffrey Wright to shine a great big flashlight as The Batman's Commissioner Gordon

There are a lot of adjectives you could use for the casting process of Matt Reeves’ new superhero movie, The Batman. “Intriguing.” “Uniformly excellent.” “

Entirely Jonah-Hill free .” We can now add “containing Jeffrey Wright” to that descriptive barrage, as Reeves confirmed on Twitter tonight that the Westworld star has signed on to play the latest incarnation of put-upon Gotham cop Jim...

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Oct 18, 2019. 23 comments

Paul Dano to play The Riddler in The Batman

Paul Dano to play The Riddler in The Batman

Forget about Jonah Hill , Robert Pattinson’s caped crusader is going to have another familiar famous guy to beat up in Matt Reeves’ The Batman. According to Variety, Paul Dano has been cast as The Riddler, foreshadowing what will hopefully be a very, very, very different take on the character from what Jim Carrey did in Batman Forever. Honestly, the green bodysuit is fine, we just never need...

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Oct 17, 2019. 23 comments

Jonah Hill declines opportunity to get the crap kicked out of him by The Batman

Jonah Hill declines opportunity to get the crap kicked out of him by The Batman

Politely declining the opportunity to get viciously suplexed by a brooding Robert Pattinson—which honestly sounds like a clipping from our personal vision boards, but to each their own—Jonah Hill has apparently turned down an offered role on Matt Reeves’s upcoming The Batman. Hill was reportedly in talks to appear as either classic Batman villains Riddler or Penguin, either one of whom we...

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Sam Barsanti Sam Barsanti Sep 24, 2019. 5 comments

Jonah Hill and Jeffrey Wright are in talks for Matt Reeves' The Batman

Jonah Hill and Jeffrey Wright are in talks for Matt Reeves' The Batman

It sounds like Warner Bros. has just activated the “Jonah Hill And Jeffrey Wright Signal” that sits atop the Gotham City Police Department, because both of them are now in talks to take on major roles in director Matt Reeves’ The Batman. This is the one starring Robert Pattinson as the Dark Knight, and though specific details have been slim, we’ve been hearing for years that this movie would...

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Sam Barsanti Sam Barsanti Sep 11, 2019. 15 comments

Sorry, 'shippers: Robert Pattinson's Batman will never meet Joaquin Phoenix's Joker

Sorry, 'shippers: Robert Pattinson's Batman will never meet Joaquin Phoenix's Joker

Indicating that Warner Bros. and DC may have actually learned a lesson from its desperate need to compete with Marvel Studios by forcing together a cinematic universe out of movies that didn’t necessarily deserve one, Joker director Todd Phillips ha declared that Joaquin Phoenix’s Clown Prince Of Crime will “definitely not” meet the new Robert Pattinson Batman in some future crossover movie....

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Dennis Perkins Dennis Perkins Jun 15, 2019. 22 comments

On The Late Show, Aubrey Plaza talks playing her first mom, really wanting to be Catwoman

On The Late Show, Aubrey Plaza talks playing her first mom, really wanting to be Catwoman

Well, that finally happened. After spending much of her time at Parks And Recreation playing de facto weirdo mother figure to boyfriend/husband/human Labrador Retriever Andy Dwyer, Aubrey Plaza has been cast as her first ever onscreen mother in the

Child’s Play remake . In the clip shown on Friday’s Late Show, Plaza’s harried horror movie mom deals with her young son’s adamant belief that his...

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William Hughes William Hughes May 18, 2019. 22 comments

R-Bats to allegedly face off against Catwoman and Penguin in The Batman

R-Bats to allegedly face off against Catwoman and Penguin in The Batman

Information continues to trickle out this week about Matt Reeves’ upcoming film The Batman, which is not only bound and determined to exist despite the Bat-agnosticism of Ben Affleck and large swathes of the movie-going public, but which recently made headlines by casting (or coming close to casting, depending on who you listen to)

Robert Pattinson in the role of the Batted Man himself. And...

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William Hughes William Hughes May 17, 2019. 21 comments

Robert Pattinson is now Batman, which we swear is not a Twilight joke

Robert Pattinson is now Batman, which we swear is not a Twilight joke

Robert Pattinson has spent the last several years shedding the shadow of (semi-) nocturnal predators, moving away from his career-making role in the Twilight movies—a franchise he reportedly viewed with a not-inconsiderable amount of eye-rolling amusement, if not outright disdain—in favor of more challenging films like last year’s

Good Time  and Claire Denis’ recent High Life . (And also that...

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Sam Barsanti Sam Barsanti Jan 31, 2019. 24 comments

Ben Affleck finally achieves lifelong dream of not having to play Batman anymore 

Ben Affleck finally achieves lifelong dream of not having to play Batman anymore 

Finally, after years of

rumors , denials , and additional rumors that seemed to corroborate the initial rumors, it looks like Ben Affleck is hanging up Batman’s cape and cowl. We don’t know if the supervillain Bane escaped from a prison in Santa Prisca and broke his back, or if the loss of one of his Robins forced Affleck to give up his crimefighting career, but we do know that he’s been...

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