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Fantasy Football Man Mad

Tom Ley Oct 22, 2019. 12 comments

Oh brother, can you believe that shit that happened last weekend? In the fantasy football? With the frickin’ Cardinals? They really boned us, fellas! I know you know what I’m talking about! Gah, I’m so steamed! And so is ESPN fantasy football analyst Matthew Berry:

Can you believe it! What they’ve done to us? This cannot stand!

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