I’m Going To Need An Explanation

PatBateman May 21, 2019. 17 comments

That’s a whole lot of WTF in one picture. Take it all in, y’all. I’m sure there’s nothing nefarious happening.


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There wasn't a single car behind me! And if you didn't see me, how didn't you see the minivan right beside me! Thank god I hit my horn and the minivan braked because otherwise someone was going to get hit. Muted because I was on the phone with my mom... no one needs to hear that!

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Looks like a modern version of the Excursion. I thought they made them in Mexico, but I’ve never seen one here. Also, I think Hennessey makes a version as well (could be an HPE, since this is at NRG Stadium in Houston. Bonus pic of Texans players’ car lot.

safety....... safety.......

what’s that?

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