Happy Oyster!

ottermann Apr 21, 2019. 2 comments

Hope everyone is enjoying their Oyster Day!

Although, why anyone would celebrate a day dedicated to a slimy bi-valve that closely resembles a large booger, I’ll never know.

And, seriously....I don’t need any oyster eggs, thanks.......


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