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Los Angeles, live the fantasy of All About Valentina for free

Katie Rife Jan 28, 2019. 3 comments

Love her or hate her, but you cannot deny that Valentina is living her fantasy—not only on this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, but also with her upcoming live show, All About Valentina. Described as a “full-length evening theatrical production of song, dance, and video projection,” All About Valentina is a one-woman extravaganza featuring both traditional lip-sync drag performance and live vocals, including Valentina performing her single, “A Prueba De Todo.” That’s followed by an onstage Q&A that’s likely to get interesting, considering the passion Valentina inspires in her fans.

If you live in Los Angeles and would like to take in this masterclass in fabulousness, then you’re in luck: We’re giving away five pairs of tickets to All About Valentina on Sunday, February 3 at 7:00 pm at the Luckman Fine Arts Complex at Cal State LA (5151 State University Drive). To enter to win yours, email us at avcontests@theonion.com with the subject line “Linda Evangelista” by 5 p.m. CT on Monday, January 28. We’ll pick five pairs of winners shortly after that, and notify them by email on how to pick up their tickets.

Tickets to All About Valentina are on sale now.

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