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Here's Like 11 or 12 Seconds of New Footage From RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars

Harron Walker Nov 14, 2018. 13 comments

In case you missed it—and perhaps you did! I only say “in case” to cover my bases. But in case you missed it, VH1 released a new teaser trailer for the fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars , premiering in December.

The teaser, spotted on Entertainment Weekly, is only 30 seconds long, and, of those 30 seconds, only about 11 or 12 of them contain actual new footage from this latest, upcoming season of the RuPaul-hosted reality show. What happens in those 11 or 12 seconds? Why, please. Allow……… me? A… teaser trailer recapper! To explain.

0:04-0:05, RuPaul wants her fucking girls.

0:07-0:12, Jenifer Lewis loves a talent show!

0:13-0:14, She’d like to leave them off, the eyebrows.

0:22-0:23, RuPaul says his famous catchphrase, “Baby, you’ve won, baby.”

End of ‘cap!!!!

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