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Chris Thompson Oct 31, 2018. 19 comments

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Yessssssssssssssssss, Dwight Howard Is Joining The Lakers Yessssssssssssssssss, Dwight Howard Is Joining The Lakers

Because it has been true for longer than I have been alive that the NBA is more fun when the Lakers are interesting, the news that Dwight Howard will be joining LeBron James and Anthony Davis on a Lakers team that is very serious about contending for championships is extremely welcome. This is not likely to make the Lakers...

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Abject failure of an NFL head coach Hue Jackson got the Greg Bishop treatment over at Sports Illustrated this week. Bishop has made a lane for himself working up sappy redemption narratives for sad-sacks who don’t really deserve it. Jackson, a grating figure who got shit-canned by the Browns after going 3–36–1 in two-plus seasons, is very much a...

Crotchety Rockies Broadcasters Wish Harm On Idiot On The Field Crotchety Rockies Broadcasters Wish Harm On Idiot On The Field

An idiot ran out onto the field during the second inning of Thursday night’s Rockies-Cardinals game in St. Louis. An army of security personnel briefly chased the goof around the outfield and then the infield. The crowd ate it up; the batter had a chuckle; even several Cardinals players appeared to enjoy the moment. And why? Because even our...

Packers-Raiders Preseason Game Played On 80-Yard Field Due To CFL Goalpost Issue Packers-Raiders Preseason Game Played On 80-Yard Field Due To CFL Goalpost Issue

Thursday night’s Packers-Raiders game is being played in Winnipeg, at the home of the Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League. Suited though the stadium may be for Canadian gridiron football, it turns out the field is not up to the job of hosting an NFL game, not without screwing around with the game’s dimensions.Canadian football is played on...

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