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Neither of my dogs will come anywhere near me. 

Honeybunchesofgoats Jul 02, 2019. 0 comments

So it’s just me; a bottle of NyQuil; To Kill a Mockingbird on Netflix; and my movie dad, Atticus Finch

My dogs are such fucking Dills right now.

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