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The only thing tougher than Mr. Majestyk is his Ford Pickup

someassemblyrequired Jan 02, 2017. 6 comments

So Mr. Majestyk is a movie about a watermelon farmer written by Elmore Leonard. That watermelon farmer is played by Charles Bronson. Awesome ensues.

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