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Subject: Proclamation on the Death of John Paul Stevens
The White House
Office of the Press Secretary
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 17, 2019
DEATH OF JOHN PAUL STEVENS
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BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A PROCLAMATION
As a mark of respect for the memory and longstanding service of John Paul Stevens, retired Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, I hereby order, by the authority vested in me by the Constitution...
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